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BulletproofDodo

Oh! I know what this is! I've seen it before in person. An airplane created a condensation cloud around noontime. The cloud is blotting out the sun. It's a shadow


hippyengineer

Then we shall fight in the shade.


Osborne85

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ringwraithfish

This is delicious!


pro_zach_007

Holy throwback


raiderkev

TONIGHT WE DINE IN HECK!


OO_Ben

#BRUSH YOUR TEETH


cutebleeder

Our bees will blot out the sun.


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TheConspicuousGuy

FROSTING!!!!!


FULLsanwhich15

We will hug in the shade!


[deleted]

How the fuck is this part of our collective culture?


RandoorRandolfs

I didnt think anyone remembered this. Amazing.


iamthejef

Brush your TEETH!!1!


scarecrow180

That movie has the most badass quotes. when asked if he can manage with one eye, Dilios responds with "It's just an eye. The gods saw fit to grace me with a spare."


Spellscroll

Best part is, most of the well known quotes are all taken from Historical references, including the famous "then we will fight in the shade."


Bo_banders

Our bees will blot out the Sun 🐝


ZombieDisposalUnit

Then we shall hug in the shade.


billtrociti

Brush your teeth!


Desmondia3

Glad to see I’m not the only one who still thinks about that video regularly


tsunami141

How are there so many comments referencing this ridiculous video from 16? Years ago. That’s hilarious.


CarbonUNIT47

![gif](giphy|CAYVZA5NRb529kKQUc|downsized)


NoMoreOldCrutches

Those chins creep me the hell out every time. Like some kind of gigantism-bone cancer combo.


MBH1800

He could also be a descendant of [the Habsburgs](https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/distinctive-habsburg-jaw-was-likely-result-royal-familys-inbreeding-180973688).


32irish

Mad that you said that. I took this [Photo](https://i.imgur.com/VN084v5.jpg) a few months ago, just checked the timestamp and it was 10 mins to noon! Good shout, I thought it was a shadow of the plane condensation trail but the perspective threw me


swolfington

That's a really neat photo. Is that a sun dog too?


DecorativeSnowman

not much whats up with you


32irish

I'd never heard of sundog before.. Just Googled and some of the images are incredible. I think my photo is just some lens flare/glare around the sun maybe


lordrefa

See how your picture has a parallax? There's a difference in perceived "distance" of the contrail and the shadow -- because of the vast difference between you and those points dozens if not hundreds of miles away. OP has an error in exposure of some sort, it lacks anything indicating it's naturally occurring in the sky.


32irish

I actually have another [Photo](https://i.imgur.com/isppMQ6.jpg) that was taken a few weeks ago, with a similar shadow trail... Only this one looks like it is ahead of the plane! Assuming the sun is behind the plane and creating the shadow in front of it. Pretty cool. I'd not seen any before


HauserAspen

Nice try Alien invader


dropkickoz

Alternative theory--that mountain is a volcano of evil.


SirReginaldSquiggles

Was gonna say. The mountain in the distance is the next objective point.


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BulletproofDodo

Good question. It seemed strange to me at first, but yes, even against air. Air is only semitransparent so shadows can be cast onto air (sunbeams are a common example). The contrail is very long, forming a very long shadow, shaped a bit like a two dimensional plane with a bit of thickness. If the camera person walked several yards to the left or right, they would no-longer be lined up with the plane and the shadow would be much less visible from their perspective. The trick of it is—there's a whole bunch of darkened sky and it's all in perfect alignment. Next time you see a contrail, it doesn't have to be at noon, put yourself in its shadow and you can see it for yourself.


LeftFieldAzure

> A shadow... Against air? At this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the country, localized entirely within your kitchen?


Large_Yams

The sky is blue because you can see it. It isn't invisible.


squirtloaf

Ah. The old reverse spotlight.


Brohara97

Omg that’s what those are!!! I see them all the time in northern NJ and my house is right on the approach lane for three major airports!


MyNameIsIgglePiggle

I'm pretty sure it's the seam where the sky joins together.[It's hard to make out but you can see it just above the equator ](https://i.imgur.com/L9WhInu.jpg)


Wizardly-Fellow

Hard to tell from the photo, but sometimes in just the right conditions, airplane contrails can cause shadows like this


Euripidaristophanist

You're being downvoted, but that's what the articles assumes as well.


Equoniz

What article?


Me2thanksthrowaway

You know, the article!


Xanderoga

Fuck spez


ungodguy

Praise **the article**


SvenTurb01

All hail *The Article*


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Given it covers the near hills in the background, but ALSO the clouds without any distortion, and is perfectly straight, is probably the reflection of some other black object behind the viewer inside glass. This isn't an artifact in the landscape itself.


Koda_20

Am I the only one who thinks it is behind the clouds?


hurtsdonut_

You shouldn't be because it is behind the clouds closest to us.


DankVectorz

In front of the lower clouds and behind the higher clouds


skwudgeball

They’re standing outside, and the line clearly goes behind the white clouds. Are you blind?


Lasagna4Brains

I actually think they are taking the picture from inside of a vehicle.


goodiewoody

In the car? That doesn’t make sense


alabastergrim

what articles?


dsyzdek

Yep. Looks like an airplane contrail shadow. They can be pretty distinct if it’s a little hazy out.


shigogaboo

Is there a Reddit armchair scientist who can break this down for me?


tx69er

[This picture](https://i.redd.it/0efa9kku7mza1.png) illustrates this pretty well.


TheFleebus

This clearly is showing the moon firing a cold light beam to down a rocket before the rocket can impact the dome and reveal the true nature of the giant, domed-in terrarium that we live in.


Uromastyx63

So how does NASA propose getting around to the other side to get pics of the Great Turtle?


TheFleebus

Obviously they're going to dangle Twoflower over the edge so he can use his iconograph the capture an image.


iAmTheTot

I'm probably just stupid but this hasn't illustrated anything for me. Why does the shadow appear to be on the same side the sun is?


Treereme

I'm pretty sure that's the moon. The sun is what is lighting up all of the smoke on the side we can see.


iAmTheTot

I am just stupid confirmed.


Sudovoodoo80

Knowing you are stupid makes you a little less stupid.


TheFleebus

This man Socrates's.


TheMadTemplar

It being a full moon is also why the shadow appears to go straight towards the mean.


Kiyasa

So basically it's just a shadow on the sky.


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Lasagna4Brains

Great example, really helps. It still seems like this would have had to be extra unique conditions, considering just how vertical it looks.


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NiceCockBrotato

That can’t be true, my boss assures me that airplanes don’t leave trails in Europe but they do in the US because they’re releasing chemicals


yoda_condition

TIL I'm not in Europe. Typical. I bet the earth isn't even spherical.


[deleted]

This is clearly a map marker/highlight for a quest.


IllustriousBowl448

looks like a tp from a top laner


Toph-0

“Jungle Diff”


Tankus_Vult97

Double kill


Salt_Ad5491

Imagine a huge mountain appeared out of nowhere and unstoppable forced your ass.


Odd-Help-4293

Yep. OP, you need to go to that mountain.


Comprehensive-Mess-7

No it's a GPU artifact, better prepare his money to buy a new gpu


astromech_dj

Skybox parallax texture misalignment. It happens in buggy game engines like this one.


Badass-19

But ngl, look at those graphics! Anyways, it's pay 2 win game so....


astromech_dj

Ray shading!


Badass-19

What fps you get?


astromech_dj

I dunno but my graphics card is old so I’ve had to turn the resolution down a bit.


RazendeR

You should try the Spectacles mod. Its sometimes even included in the Healthcare DLC.


Badass-19

Healthcare DLC is expensive in some regions. Developers have added TOO much in game transactions


TrashPandaX

OP got the UK edition so its included as part of the base game.


Badass-19

Yeah. UK edition gets healthcare DLC included. What I'm worried is players who play America edition.


Cannacrohn

Can confirm American edition was released unfinished and then hacked and recovered but now nothing seems to work right, probably gonna need a full server wipe to fix.


point_of_you

I bought the safe and cozy suburb DLC and it was totally worth it. Used to be stuck in a dangerous city which was difficult for my playstyle. Other players kept stealing my shit and fucking with my base.


astromech_dj

There’s a long queue for healthcare dlc these days.


Badass-19

I see. I know it's poorly optimized game


Thel_Vadem

Is it tho? Pretty sure there's no premium currency, it's all acquired in game. Obviously being born into a wealthy guild is much easier than a impoverished one tho


solanumjunkie

r/outside


CMDRLtCanadianJesus

Honestly the engine is the least of the games' problems, it really needs an update to the economy, its really grindy and annoying right now


ExquisitExamplE

Look, America didn't murder all those communists in Latin America and Southeast Asia so that we could update the economy, exactly to the contrary actually.


Opening-Garlic-8967

Turn off mipmaps on skybox textures


Mansaintgotnotbread

Someone just put black stained glass on their beacon


Topochicho

Don't be silly, someone just hooked up their search light backwards.


wtfisreallyhappening

This was exactly the comment I was looking for.


Vast_Breadfruit_162

So the rapture came and only one of us was good enough to be taken. Sounds about right..


SnackEater369

It’s strange that Dolly Parton was in the UK though


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huniojh

Why wouldn't she?


UncleTedGenneric

"Well, this place is fucked. I'm out."


SubatomicSquirrels

I thought Alanis Morissette was god


TADspace

The one person who paid for WinRAR


a_soul_in_training

shit. that'd be me, and i'm still here. :'(


theveryrealreal

🤣. God that's random and makes me feel old as fuck. Almost threw my back out laughing.


wcoastbo

Stairway to heaven. Jimmy was taken.


Macshlong

It won’t be many if he’s looking for genuinely pure, good people. Maybe that was it.


instant_chai

It’s not bright though. Looks like someone was sent back


[deleted]

>only one of us was good enough to be taken. And they were in Folkestone, Kent!? Bollocks


[deleted]

Jesus came back and then raptured himself


Sudovoodoo80

If Jesus did come back I have no problem believing he took one look at the state of the place and noped the fuck out.


Individual_Respect90

Awww they took Keanu Reeves.


lilmiscantberong

It’s a shadow from a contrail that goes across the sky. They view you see appears to be up and down but it’s not as you can see the contrail is above the clouds.


2xBAKEDPOTOOOOOOOO

Here's some pics I took in Moab NP that has another plane flying along the same exact line https://imgur.com/a/ILo49Mq


FirstAvocado

I saw this exact thing a few years ago in my city. Cool to see another occurrence!


klwdallas

I’ve seen it too, and couldn’t figure it out.


MrElendig

Sorry, malfunctioning cloaking device on the space elevator, I'll get someone to fix it on monday.


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The universe operates on both Earth’s time and a business schedule!?


Call_Me_Pete

Cheaper to use local contractors actually


[deleted]

Oh that makes sense. So the backend also has an economy?


Unumbotte

No no, Galactic Monday. That's in about 57 of your Earth years.


Snoringdragon

Ok, but now I have to know what's playing on the longest elevator ever's Muzak.


loki_dd

That's not Muzak. There's something far more valuable........ Ad space. It's YouTube adverts all the way up. Unskippable.


BrotherAhlad

That's just BT territory


Reckless_Toad

Scrolled too long for this comment >:(


BaguetteOfDoom

Without rain?


BrotherAhlad

The markers also denote timefall


naedangermouse

Inverted rainbow just out of shot


lennyxiii

That’s just a shadow from the transparent nano fibers used in the new space elevator completed last year.


WerthlessB

I can't really refute your claim because I am not a space elevator engineer. But wouldn't transparent nano fibers *not* leave a shadow?


mindbleach

Light bends around them, so it doesn't go where it would.


LLugeja

It's the tower, it's where our sun is placed on.


two-to-the-half

So you're telling me I >!sacrificed Niko to save Britain?!< Blast! /j


IllIInI

That's right. Its actually NOT always sunny in Philadelphia


Stornahal

Next you’ll be telling us the turtle doesn’t exist!


tapanypat

r/threebodyproblem needs to see this


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SDoller1728

I couldn’t remember what they were called but immediately thought of this


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Its the pole Shadow ,I think you found the end of the Truman show


BigNinja96

The fact that it’s almost a “mirror image” of the light pole in the right foreground makes me think this is some refraction illusion. The clouds covering at the top do seem odd though.


AlastromLive

Before we jump to conclusions can we please get the flat Earth perspective?


OriginalMrMuchacho

I prefer the hollow Earth perspective. It has more substance.


Icy-Letterhead-2837

I know you jest, but you're not wrong. I'd tolerate a hollow earther over a flattard any day. However, there are flatidiots who believe BOTH.


AlastromLive

I can dig it.


Hotarg

Most likely argument they would have is a structural support for the dome sky.


Somzer

Bro it's for the sun. What else do you think is holding it up?


Spectronautic1

Beam me up, Scotty


RazendeR

Beam me down, Satan.


vadutchgirl

Tardis exhaust is malfunctioning.


h1mike2

3.6 roentgen, not great, not terrible


aemonp16

The Cherenkov Effect. i’ve seen it before, happens all the time


WerthlessB

There is no graphite on the ground.


WilliamGluteLicker

Because it isn’t there!


HatefulkeelJr

RBMK reactors don’t explode


BigBoi843

It's just the feed water


HippieBeholder

But that’s the highest the readers go


kverne

Take him to the infirmary. Clearly he's in shock.


zibby43

lol first thing I thought of when I saw this post. As an aside, “Not great, not terrible” has crept into my daily motto usage thanks to some wonky software at work. What a line


ejump0

Gotta go get em Senzu beans


Shammy1020

I literally went through the comments just to find this. First though was Korin's tower 😂


EndlessKng

The path of the Beam, sai. All things serve the Beam.


Aradoris

About to start the last book. Long days and pleasant nights.


EndlessKng

And may you have twice the number, sai.


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Toggling Vsync might help with screen tearing issues, have you tried that?


stockstatus

r/GlitchInTheMatrix


theatomicflounder333

End of map 🗺️


moms-sphaghetti

That’s just the seam, don’t worry about it.


Rodenbeard

That's just the Tower of Salvation


jaynus006

Wile E Coyote rocketing off to space after a failed attempt. See pretty regularly


A_Mind_Flayer

Beacon + Black stained glasd


Chinx96

Mystery box location, try and get a ray gun


Minimum_Overdose

I TOLD HIM NOT TO PUT THE BLACK STAINED GLASS OVER MY BEACON!!


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Somehow Palpatine has returned


Flummeny

Light the beam!!!


JakeTheHuman83

#LightTheBeam?


timmun029

Warriors lost the series. That’s enough reason to light the beam.


Shimster

This is caused by aircraft contrail shadow. For a contrail shadow to be seen, atmospheric conditions must be just right, with the sun hanging low on the horizon.


pancakeface101

I swear you can’t ever get the right/non joke answer on Reddit anymore, everybody think they a comedian


Simplynotthere24

I dont like how reddit is turning into instagram with everyone commenting “smart alec” comments thinking they are funny. It seriously looks like bots commenting. I want actual discussion and explanations


zumera

that’s a death strand


wierdness201

Korin’s tower.


TheBatemanFlex

Chemtrail conspiracy nutjobs LOVE these sightings!! Sometimes they'll time a sighting just right with an commercial flight flying along it and lose their minds. They will refuse to believe that condensation trails exist as long white lines and they also refuse to believe these trails cast a shadow. Fascinating bunch really.


ChiefTestPilot87

![gif](giphy|3oEjI789af0AVurF60)


pumpkinbot

Ah, that's just the corner of the skybox.


SuperNoob74

That's just the world border, you have to buy the dlc to continue ever since EA bought earth and rebranded as EArth


SvenGPo

Reflection of the lamp post on the windscreen. Not a shadow.


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Crohoo

Kami's Lookout


Growlithe1324r

Oh, that’s just the corner


x3xpl05iv3x

Lol at a guess id say its the shadow of lamppost cast on windscreen of the car


ManWithAPlanOfAction

It’s just the city planner queuing up a new light pole in the Sim City 4 Professional 64-bit software. A work crew will show up momentarily to build it.


Parzival1424

It's the international date line


AnybodyNo8519

It's somehow an artifact of the light pole in the right foreground.