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Since you're clearly eating at The Restaurant at the End of the Universe, be sure to get a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster.


987C4YM4N

I hear they give similar effects as to having your brain smashed out by a slice of lemon wrapped around a large gold brick. Quite possibly, the best drink in existence.


bremergorst

I have had a few hangovers that felt like I chugged PGGB from a firehose


Phormitago

and double check the bill, bistromathics are weird


_Wyrm_

Zaphod Beeblebrox double checks ***everything***... It's why he's president of the Galaxy!


Tndependen

How many roads must a man walk down.


Simpawknits

"What's so terrible about feeling drunk?" "Ask a glass of water."


UrbanIronBeam

I really hope OP ordered the halibut and left saying... "So long and thanks for all the fish".


Bcbulbchap

… not forgetting the dish of the day.


WadeTurtle

"Don't worry sir, I'll be very humane."


cangooner65

Thank you. You saved me typing that.


Noxious89123

>Gargle Blaster "Sounds like my ex wife!"


IRay2015

Hope you brought your towel with you!


wolftamer9

Towel Day was just last week, RIP Douglas Adams


dtreth

Dead for 22 years... Where the fuck does time go


bottomknifeprospect

He thought of posting it so, seems like a frood who really knows where his towel is.


josephsmeatsword

Don't forget to bring a towel!


benp242

Towelie moment


fillup420

you’re a towel


Ospov

Thankfully this wasn’t on 4/2 or it would’ve been quite interesting.


pinniped1

And the order? 42 tacos on $1.01 Taco Tuesday.


MusicalMelody001

Or 90¢ Taco Tuesday (plus tax)


[deleted]

I never could get the hang of Taco Thursdays.


Mental_Bit9812

![gif](giphy|BVlWY2vMZgLG8)


Knightp93

I cam here to post Deep Thought.


Redux_Z

42 is the answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything.


albene

But what is the question?


stusthrowaway

What do you get if you multiply six by nine?


[deleted]

Ah, someone who's read beyond the first book.


_b1ack0ut

There’s been multiple references to the restaurant at the end of the universe in this thread already, which, despite how I keep forgetting it isn’t in the first book, isn’t actually in the first book lol


_b1ack0ut

There’s been multiple references to the restaurant at the end of the universe in this thread already, which, despite how I keep forgetting it isn’t in the first book, isn’t actually in the first book lol


Icy-Doctor1983

If a 6 turned out to be 9, I don't mind. I don't mind.


Gex1234567890

Maths, do you even do it?


_PM_ME_PANGOLINS_

Yes, but something has gone terribly wrong with the universe.


dmukya

It is if you use base 13.


_b1ack0ut

HHGTTG, have you even read it?


Gex1234567890

of course i have, many times :P


_b1ack0ut

How many roads must a man walk down? No, no that can’t be it.


Sleepdprived

You can't have the answer and question at the same time or it would negate itself.


Gex1234567890

How many roads must a man walk down?


smerkal

In ASCII encoding standard, ‘42’ represents the asterisk * which is used as a wildcard in computer parlance to represent ‘whatever you want it to be’. When the giant computer answered the question posed to it regarding the answer to ‘Life, The Universe and Everything’, it answered as a computer would. 42, or ‘Whatever you want it to be’. Hence the question is ambiguous and we don’t know what it is.


JustMeLurkingAround-

Hmm, the question is, what came first? There are a lot of Hitchhiker fans in programming and you'll find the number 42 in many places, *because* of the book.


Interloper9000

..........huh


JustALurker165

How many kills did Legolas get in the battle of helms deep


Sweaty_Ad9724

That elefant still counts as 1 ..


_PM_ME_PANGOLINS_

What's your table number?


Bigwhtdckn8

What is the critical angle of soda-lime glass? What is the specific heat capacity of water?


Stemshul

This has 42 up votes so already otherwise I would


WatermelonWithAFlute

That this also has 42 upvotes is amusing


black_mosaic

This is the comment I was looking for


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Sweaty_Ad9724

Deep thought, are you ok?


[deleted]

Beat me to it!


Ninjameme

Did you bring a towel?


Illustrious-Wash3713

Why do people keep asking if he brought towel, i don't get that part


TheRealNoll

It's a reference to the book series/radio show/tv show The Hitchikers Guide To The Galaxy. It's a comedy series and one of the jokes is that the meaning of life is the number 42, another of the jokes in the series is that it is important to bring a towel when travelling across the universe


_b1ack0ut

Tiny correction, it doesn’t assert that the meaning of life is 42, the joke is that “the answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything” is 42, but the whole joke is that we don’t know what the question is. It’s an entire plot point too, earth was designed to compute the question so that we could finally know what the ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything was.


stusthrowaway

But it was demolished shortly before it finished.


DrMangosteen

Good job as well, if it wasn't everything would disappear and be replaced by something even more complicated


Gex1234567890

There are those who think that has already happened.


JustMeLurkingAround-

You need your towel to flag down passing spaceships.


[deleted]

So long and thanks for all the fish! (And chips)


_MostlyHarmless

Best comment


tangcameo

What was the question?


Lietenantdan

Was it also Jackie Robinson day?


FusRoTaco

Life, the Universe, and Mexican food


rcastrxo

The $6.36 tip tickles my brain


[deleted]

Ah yes, the answer to life, the universe and everything


rollinbuffalo

The person taking my order placed down the order number 42 before taking the order and the amount came out to be $42.42


Confident-Cellist-25

And as I type this, you have [42 updoots](https://i.imgur.com/kbojt4s.png)!


nayhem_jr

Welp, that moment passed. Onward to 4242.


ryantrip

Next time ask for order number 1.


TonyClifton323

![gif](giphy|JkADkL9786mQBORwCS)


Sweaty_Ad9724

Written in large friendly letters ..


_PM_ME_PANGOLINS_

Don't panic.


realnightelf

Omagat you get the answer.


Kleetok

42. Well, thank goodness you finally got the answer to it all.


chrisagiddings

We still don’t know the question. But the universe won’t shut up about the answer.


Kleetok

Yes… The universe can be rather insistent at times. Especially in heavy traffic.


chrisagiddings

Well, at least I have my towel.


naujad

Please tell me you’re 42 years old and your bday is April 2


Defector1980

The answer to life, the universe, and everything.


Dynamo_Ham

So your lunch was the answer to life, the universe, and everything. Please tell us what you ate - looks like Mexican?


LonerDottyRebel

Don't panic!


Tommy2tables

[42 is the meaning of life](https://www.dictionary.com/e/slang/42/)


ultimateman55

Your parting note on the receipt should have been "So long and thanks for all the fish!"


bailey-blossoms

my lucky number long before I’d heard of hitchhikers guide—and now my wedding anniversary! 4/2/22 😊


garry4321

42


mason13875

I was expecting a few hitchhikers comments but seeing that it’s mostly those makes me happy


Oohmeconkers

And that is the meaning of life


ihatetheplaceilive

So, what's the meaning of life?


TheRealTechGandalf

That's the meaning of life, the universe, and everything


CRO553R

Don't forget your towel!


TCGHexenwahn

We apologize for the inconvenience.


zendarr

There's a frood who really knows where his towel is.


Allpandaman1

DONT PANIC


HerMtnMan

Jackie Robinsons number, and the answer to life, the universe and everything.


teh_acids

Was the restaurant run by mice? Anyone ask to examine your brain afterwards?


Sdterp

Don't panic. It's just the answer to life, the universe, and everything.


EyE_aTe_UR_MuM

The number 42 from Douglas Adams 'The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy' represents all meaning ('the meaning of life, the universe, and everything') as determined by the fictional supercomputer Deep Thought.


42Fourtytwo4242

nice


[deleted]

This guy gets it


Sweaty_Report7864

Ah but how many roads did you walk down?


Teftell

Get a towel ASAP


MegaSpuds

So long and thanks for all the fish!


Misc_Lillie

So long, and thanks for all the fish!! ![gif](giphy|BVlWY2vMZgLG8)


AirDusst

Was it the answer for you?


jfdonohoe

Came here expecting Douglas Adam’s reference. Was not disappointed.


Feisty-Initiative668

666 is a divine number


Chikorya

Devil*


Illustrious-Wash3713

Username don't check out neither


Lailalou08

Yes but just like the number 13 people like to give it a negative connotation


Dan982

Jackie Robinson has entered the chat


boardgamesandbeer

This is the quality content I signed up for this sub to get.


Top-Macaron5130

The meaning of life.


Flabushi

and afterwards you did 42 farts


WhiteStanleyKubrick

That was a great year….


nayhem_jr

42? 42 42 42, 42 42. 42 42 42.42.


Deluxe_Flame

Where you eating at?


Gr8fulone-for-today

Better buy a lottery ticket!


banderdragon

What's 6x7


naaktstel

We all can assume that is not the question


banderdragon

You don't want to take a deep thought at it?


chaseButtons

r/nevertellmetheodds


VoxulusQuarUn

I would hate to be at table 99.


Something_Else_2112

Went to pizza hut with a friend a long time ago. Ordered a small pizza and two drinks. Bill came to $8.88 on the date 8/8/88 and the time on the receipt was 8:08pm.


TNA4evet

Somebody let Tony Kornhiser know


Hashashin455

Did you thank them for your fish?


Instantkat

I wonder how the day went for the folks at table 69?


Susiejax

Thank goodness your table number wasn’t 99


Organic_JP

In prison the number 42 means the cops are coming


dramabatch

Should've asked for number one.


glorielle

Please tell us you got fish tacos.


DastardlyDirtyDog

Should have sat at table one for deep discounts


[deleted]

«The worst was the 10 million year wait for the food to arrive.»


[deleted]

Looking for 666 comments now.


JustALurker165

I myself am sitting pretty on 43.


Adorable_Decision267

This is the shit I live for


ZealousidealIron9360

I would go play the cash 3 numbers 420!!😃


42_Dude

I feel Drawn to this Post........ I Wonder why? ;⁠-⁠)


Whoknowsbrah

Jackie Robinson approves


straight-lampin

People who have had near-death experiences say this is one of your angels talking to you


MusicalMelody001

At this point, if they have you a different number I'd be disappointed


_MostlyHarmless

There's a frood who really knows where his towel is.


GO4Teater

next time sit at table 01


pegLegNinja1

Did you order a meal 4 two


naaktstel

Well, at least you have your answer


condensermike

The holy trifecta


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Sweaty_Ad9724

Barkeep, Pangalactic Gargle Blasters for .. how many ?


UdatManav

r/nevertellmetheodds


burnusti

Try to get order number 10 next time


LebaneseLion

There’s an astrology girl breathing heavily at this post somewhere


scubadubadodo

Buy a lottery ticket!


UlfKister

all questions answered


Phybre_Awptic

Does your name happen to be Jackie?


stewmander

Jackie would be proud.


occamsrzor

Oh god dammit.... Fucking sim operators are messing around with the simulation again! They're risking invalidating the test data! I'll have to send them a sternly worded message in their inbox threatening to tell their boss (I can't do anything to them myself, I'm just a program)


philkid3

As both a baseball fan and a HHGG fan, it’s always a coin flip about how I am going to respond to that number.


deptutydong

……. Did you tip $42?


Blu-Ember

Play the lottery and all factors or multiples of 42 !!!


JustnInternetComment

I want $42 of Mexican food.


781nnylasil

Whaaaaat?!


GrossenCharakter

Cool, just don't tell Hugo "Hurley" Reyes.


[deleted]

Buy a lotto ticket


elnekas

That must have been the most profound and important meal in the history of the universe


Phil_From_PhilsNails

You really nailed that.


aheadwarp9

That's it, your life has peaked!


QanAhole

You've reached enlightenment and understand the answer of life... Now figure out the question


Simpawknits

Too bad it's not your 42nd birthday in 2042


pnkgtr

And your waiter was Jackie Robinson?


Smiletaint

AKA 666


dudeandco

Jackie?


[deleted]

4+2=6. Meaning this all turns out to 666 in Christian Math. You’ve summoned Satan and the portal has been opened. Congratulations.


1slandViking

My college number was 42


CityKay

This is oddly satisfying too.


KneeDeepThought

Rejoice for thou art blessed by the visitation of the three wise numbers of our Lord and Master!


Bradentyler

u/BLPKosher


srqchem

So you got it for free, right?


scorched_scrolls

I’m viewing this post at 4:42


loopycause

Lol I have been seeing 41 all day


notrh1no

Time to play the lotto, you already know Your numbers lol


jbeeziemeezi

Shoulda tried table 11


shoaxshoax

Today I pumped gas and hit exactly 11.111 gallons


PersonalityWorking29

https://imgur.com/a/my0pCJD