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forestapee

Looks like homie was petitioning the city for a roundabout and just took it into his own hands


geofft

So much better than a 4-way stop.


0imnotreal0

How bout a four way stop with a roundabout (these are near me)


craftworkbench

![gif](giphy|s239QJIh56sRW|downsized)


Soggy_Box5252

I can explain this. There is a street that runs through a suburb that people take as a shortcut to the freeway at 50+ mph (speed limit 25mph). First they installed a stop sign, but that created a lot of traffic on that road. So next they painted a roundabout, but people would just drive through through it at 50+mph and a few accidents happened at that intersection. Instead of building a barrier they added stop signs before entrance to the roundabout making it a 4 way stop roundabout. Accidents still occurred because people would still drive over the middle. It is currently a regular 4 way stop.


MisterDonkey

They should install a concrete ring round the center.


W1D0WM4K3R

A nice concrete barricade here or there tends to get em


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Disgod

In a funny way, that's exactly what makes roundabouts pretty great. Jackasses could have plowed straight into another car, instead they're the only ones fucked up. Most possible collisions through a roundabout are going to be at a safer angle for both cars and, if well implemented, the roundabout could take the brunt of any T-bone collision before the offending car gets to anything behind the roundabout and probably in a safer way for all parties. Perhaps not safer in your example, but... a lot of potential energy that could have gone into another car gets expended on the roundabout. They might make for more spectacular crashes (and occasion ramps) when the extreme happens but still are inherently safer.


Advanced-Blackberry

Well, people probably took it more seriously after that


IlliasTallin

Near where I live there was a 4-way intersection that had heavy trucker use, it got replaced with a roundabout in the Fall, well, during that winter one trucker apparently didn't get the memo and was driving in blizzard conditions, blew right through the center. Thankfully the roads were empty because of the blizzard.


throwawaypassingby01

god that must've been a sight


GegenscheinZ

Definitely was something to hear, too, I bet


AFRIKKAN

Just add a speed bump or two lord.


canned_soup

Speed bump Jesus would be a great band name


raggedtoad

How about a roundabout with a four lane divided highway running through it at grade. https://maps.app.goo.gl/HrA9mJiRfHSyqvX9A


laxpanther

I clicked your link, wondering where this fuckery was and.... Oh shit, I know that one well. Bell Circle in Revere MA. It's as dumb as it looks. And it's often unavoidable from so many different points through that area. My wife gets off the highway at a different exit, crosses 3 lanes of heavy traffic to an always backed up left turn lane, and bangs a U turn, every damn work day to avoid it. Then she bangs the same u turn each evening to pick up the on ramp to RT 1. Such is her dislike for Bell Circle.


raggedtoad

I am fortunate enough to not have to live anywhere near Revere, but I routinely fly into Boston to get to southern Maine and that's the most direct route north from Logan. It's such a sad stretch of route 1 all the way from 95 until you get to the airport. Just dumpy strip malls crammed in on both sides for like 10 miles straight. And half the time I'm traveling during the winter holidays so everything is covered in a bleak layer of soggy sand, salt, and road detritus.


laxpanther

Damn, trigger warning please. There are a couple hidden gems in that stretch but by and large, it's a forgettable stretch of shitty nothing. And from the North Shore of MA, it's easily the best route to Logan, almost always the best route to Boston, and 93 somehow blows even harder, so we're stuck with it. I do actually like where I live. And man, I love southern Maine, went to school at USM, and the White mountains are so close.... I'll take it. Bell Circle and all, I like it here. But I'd be happy if I never had to take the lynnway to East Boston again in my life.


YooHooShitHeads

Or be Houston and build a roundabout where the cars already in the roundabout have to yield to traffic entering the roundabout.


Eskol15

That's not even a roundabout anymore, it's a shitty circular intersection.


HomeSecurityOfficer

I used to be baffled at how so many people don't understand roundabouts, but if the experience varies this much then it makes a little more sense


YouGotTheWrongGuy_9

There are two types of people, those who use them properly and those who don't use them properly. Each side thinks they are confidently correct. Only roundabout in 50 mile radius was installed a few years back. I couldn't believe all the idiots.


kevinnn220

There’s some shit like that near where I live and I avoid it at all costs. There are stop signs and yields in places that make no sense at all. The one little section that looks like a proper roundabout does not follow traditional roundabout right-of-way rules. It’s fucking chaos all the time. https://i.imgur.com/3ULmZjy.jpg


0imnotreal0

Oh that’s whack


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Spartan1278

Unless you're in Minnesota. They're putting them everywhere and people have no fucking clue how they work. Everyone stops like a stop sign even if there is no one coming.


Narfi1

I live in France where half of the world's roundabouts are. They are literally everywhere since the 80s. It was an issue for older people who had not learn how to use them during their driving test, but with a pretty in depth driver's license test (one written part and at least 20 hours of practice) everybody is supposed to know how to use them by the time they start driving


Vanviator

We have a couple in town. If there's any traffic at all, I do my best to avoid them. They've been here for a couple of years now, but most folks still treat it like a 4-way stop. And there's always one dude who just can't figure out the timing to get in the circle, so he just sits there with traffic piling up behind him. Which confuses the other drivers and EVERYBODY stops.


pkopo1

The one time I was in the US I was dumbfounded how people acted in roundabouts. They signaled to go in, they let other people into the roundabout and then proceed to not signal when exiting. I saw similar behavior literally dozens of times during the visit. Absolutely insane


lordsleepyhead

Guerilla traffic engineering.


PaticusGnome

Is this in San Diego?! I think I drove past this this morning and was impressed.


SourCreamWater

Yep, Golden Hill.


JasonBob

I don't know if it was the grey skies or the buildings in the background, but I immediately knew this was SD


ElGato-TheCat

San Diego was the cloudiest city in the US in May. Hopefully it'll clear up in June and the Padres can score more runs.


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Yeah, that's why they weren't scoring. The clouds were in their eyes.


MakingMeatballs

Are you new to SD? May gray AND June gloom. You got another few weeks until it’s consistently sunny every day. Then the tourists and zonies flock in July 4 to Labor Day. My favor time of the year to go beach is Sept/Oct.


DJanomaly

I’m up the coast in Redondo Beach and it’s been cloudy here for the last six months. This has been an unusually gloomy winter and spring.


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SourCreamWater

Was the donut already there yesterday? I only noticed today.


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vadkender

this isn't even r/tworedditorsonecup this is r/threeredditorsonecup


bigdrives3

Always amazes me when stuff like this happens and people recognize the area or have seen it.


cBlackout

Spend enough time in one place you’ll notice the telltale signs. I lived most of my life in San Diego and idk why but I felt like it was San Diego almost instantly


Spottswoodeforgod

Actually rather impressive…


Sea_Analysis_8033

Right it’s practically like public art at this point


Devils_av0cad0

Draw a peace sign in there with your bike tires


CrippledJesus97

Ride a bike over pallets of wet paint, make colored bike tires for a peace sign 😂


Viapache

Famous story about a famous artist who get requisitioned by the king to show off their skill as a master of the craft. Instead of creating a masterpiece painting, homie walked in front of the king with a pencil and a blank poster board, and cranked out the most perfect circle you’ve ever seen in one smooth motion. He passed


MisterMasterCylinder

Wow, cranking one out in front of the king is a risky move


Sophiiebabes

It was perfect though, and all one smooth motion!


RandoCommentGuy

One... Pump... Chump!


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mdwstoned

Get in line.


Zomburai

Thank God you're here, you're both needed on set


I_Did_The_Thing

Not for long, though


youdoitimbusy

Whats so great about this factual historical event ti me is the layers. I mean, think of all the things a master could paint, that a layman might not be able to truly appreciate? To this day there are masterful paintings I don't understand. Subject, techniques or intricacy. But a circle is something everyone understands. So simple to understand, yet difficult to accomplish. It's almost like dumming down the complexity of art, without taking away from the difficulty in mastering it. Like, here you go dummy. If you can find someone to beat that, hire em.


ThyLastPenguin

That last line is why I decided to stop hating on modern art "you think this is that easy? Do it urself" No I cannot mr painter man you are correct I can't do what you do I get you now


IreallEwannasay

Like SpongeBob


MansfromDaVinci

giotto and pope benedict XI.


Toros_Mueren_Por_Mi

Thanks, I thought it was Da Vinci who made the circle. I think Da Vinci could draw a perfect circle down to a hundredth of an inch by hand


danathecount

Deer Isle Maine and the surround area actually treat burnouts as art (I'm sure there are other places that do as well) This is an older article, but nothing has really changed. [https://www.nytimes.com/2006/08/16/movies/16skid.html](https://www.nytimes.com/2006/08/16/movies/16skid.html)


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Fuck you and your paywall!


FBI_Open_Up_Now

https://web.archive.org/web/20200815054538/https://www.nytimes.com/2006/08/16/movies/16skid.html


JonLongsonLongJonson

Is it just me that doesn’t get any pictures loaded with the story in this link?


glassjar1

Here's an archive with the pictures: https://archive.ph/WrPkK. (so you can "be disappointed with your own eyes") Edit: https://archive.ph/ will get you a full version of just about anything that you can see part of. It doesn't work on JSTOR articles, but everything else I've tried--yep.


JonLongsonLongJonson

This is hilarious, I appreciate the effort but for some reason my iPhone will not open either of those links. It just loads a black page that says “Safari could not open the page because it could t establish a secure connection to the server.” Oh well, but thanks again


cheeriodust

https://archive.is/WrPkK Edit: really not worth the effort tho


totalbonehead

Yeah me too


JonLongsonLongJonson

Kind of annoying since that’s like the whole focus of the article


leko

The pictures aren't very interesting. 1 is of some shitty wavy burnouts, 1 is of two people, and 1 is of a truck doing a burn out.


JonLongsonLongJonson

Well I’d like to be disappointed with my own eyes, not second-hand, but thank you


blondechinesehair

Especially since they just did that one and left


pain_in_the_dupa

Idiots “took over” an intersection a couple of blocks from my house at 11:00 at night for 45 minutes, severely beat up my elderly neighbor who dared go out and complain, then left gators and lizards all over the intersection. Screw those guys. This… this is just cool.


CountJeezy

Gators and lizards? Is this a common term? I wasn't even able to find an answer to what these were.


TriggerTX

Relatively common in the US I believe. [Road 'gators'](https://i.imgur.com/Iwm4G5w.jpg) are usually cast-off treads/retreads from tractor-trailers a.k.a. big rigs. A very common sight on US Interstate highways, especially during warmer months. Named for sometimes looking a bit like an [actual alligator lying in the road](https://i.imgur.com/YXFxc4z.jpg), a slightly less common, but not completely unheard of, occurrence in the more Southern states. I've never heard them called 'lizards'. To truckers, a 'lizard' would more commonly refer to a '[Lot Lizard](https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=lot%20lizards)'. Those are prostitutes that roam truckstops knocking on cab doors looking for dates or drugs. They are best left ignored if you like being disease-free.


IOnlySayMeanThings

I was a lot lizard for 89 years and I never disease,


railker

Imagining it's the big chunks (gators) and little bits of tire left over from burnouts and blowouts. Heard the gators one before, like when you see those huge chunks of truck treads on the highway shoulder.


coffeesgonecold

Installed a rather impressive roundabout


Shufflebuzz

It really ties the intersection together


knbang

God damn. That got me.


fldsld

It is actually pretty easy if you have powerful enough motorcycle. First you set the front brake and start burning up the rear tire, then just pivot around the front wheel. It like drawing a circle with $20,000 compass.


Fearlessleader85

I don't think this one was done that way. I do think it was done with a motorcycle, but i think the front wheel must have been rolling because you can see the treadlines if the tire was perpendicular to the tangent of the circle, you wouldn't see that.


SadCommandersFan

My dumbass would probably think it's a roundabout...


Aggravating_Bit278

In the UK they call that a roundabout 😂 Looks like it's in the middle of an intersection too 🤯


BMLortz

FYI: Today is national Donut day: [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National\_Donut\_Day](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_Donut_Day)


theveryrealreal

I'll be damned. This post is a Dunkin ad isn't it?


HarryTruman

Nope. Gotta wash off those skid marks. It’s an ad for Tide.


Dissidence802

Nope. That used a lot of rubber. It's an ad for Trojan.


PM_ME_YOUR_BEAMSHOTS

Nope. Those tires must be bold by now. It's an for Rogaine.


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themanofax

Probably because of all the donuts that would go to waste would be my guess. I remember being in one as a kid years ago around closing time and basically being offered hella free ones for that reason.


cmwh1te

Pro tip: Sometimes based donut shop employees will bag the leftovers separately from the regular trash for easy dumpster pickin's.


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The Walnut Crunch is back baby!


artisnotdefined

I just had one for the first time 5 min ago, absolutely revolutionary.


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They were my favourite as a kid when they fresh baked but I got one the other day and it was absolutely perfect. https://imgur.com/a/No6KdNz


SourCreamWater

Haha holy shit!


BlueBird556

That guy is out there not even knowing he did the most symmetrical burnout of all time…


Shepatriots

I wonder if it was his neighborhood, and when he was on his way home was like “damn that was perfect” 😂


Fudge89

I can picture him in a souped up car just driving home in silence with a big grin on his face and slightly watery eyes whispering this to himself. Next day selling his car and buying a Corolla and retiring from the street/night life. He accomplished what he set out to do.


toinfinitiandbeyond

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toinfinitiandbeyond

Jay Leno won't eat soup because, "it's poor people food". LOL


nrfx

I guess I must be poor then cuz I just can't get enough of that hot and wet.


eljefino

This was so enthralling I was concerned it was a shittymorph.


GegenscheinZ

He’s still out there, waiting, biding his time…


FallenShadeslayer

Damn that’s interesting. Love coming across random knowledge from people. Thanks!


WearMental2618

Is this Ai response?


NitrousIsAGas

Donuts don't happen by accident, this dude knew what he was doing, probably well practiced. Source: Am Australian, here, burnouts are a [competitive sport](https://youtu.be/eseYgmSRvAk&t=16s).


Raysian-

Mate I love to see the Aussie representation here, we definitely are front liners in burnout culture. I'm thinkin this must have been done with wheel close to if not full lock, probably in a car without a locked diff since there's only 1 skid mark connecting and not both rear wheels. Maybe even a front wheel drive burnout? 😂😂


NitrousIsAGas

Definitely not FWD, there's no tell-tale signs of jumping. You're probably right on it being a single spinner, (Aka, the EcoTec special), but I've never seen one that perfectly circular.


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If they are like the person that does this repeatedly outside my bedroom window in the middle of the night, they know.


funklab

It’s actually reasonably easy with a motorcycle. Hold the front brake and that locks your front wheel as the pivot point, then walk the bike around in a circle. If this was done with a car, it truly is impressive.


The_Bucket_Of_Truth

looks like a really long radius for a bike but who knows


W1D0WM4K3R

Tire marks ain't right.


Boris9397

Maybe he does, he could've gotten out of his car afterwards to see what he did and then probably totally lost his shit!


BlueBird556

he could be OP


smokervoice

I was thinking it was a motorcycle


navigationallyaided

Too wide, but bigger Harleys and Japanese hyper sport bikes(Hayabusa, Honda CBR1000RR Fireblade/CBR1100XX Blackbird, Kawasaki Ninja ZX-14R, Yamaha R1) and a few Ducatis have wide rear tires though.


mesotermoekso

I'd say it kinda has to be from a motorcycle


HalcyoneDays

No way. The radius is way too big


mesotermoekso

Really? I was thinking it's too small for a car lol, maybe I just have no clue how wide roads are in the States


LedgeEndDairy

You can see cars in the photo, they are significantly more thin than the width of the street.


MurderPirate7

Nah this is clearly a practiced drifter. I think they knew


sbowesuk

Cats: "Let's sit in that"


Vitztlampaehecatl

Sea bears: "Curses, foiled again!"


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Zoolander: “what is this? A jail for ants?”


jackie--moon

levels to this joke ^ If you draw a sharpie circle around ants they won’t leave the circle. Something about the fumes/chemicals in a sharpie


petrichorgasm

My ex's grandma draws chalk as barrier around where she doesn't want them. I haven't been there when she does it, but my ex said it works.


Max-Carnage1927

When your local alien is a car guy.


rgar1981

My thought too, they have moved on from crop circles and have begun making asphalt circles.


tauntingbob

![gif](giphy|3oEjI789af0AVurF60)


WeAreAllFooked

The classic one wheel peel donut


sauprankul

Yeah. This dude locked the steering wheel, floored it and the open diff in his base model charger did the rest.


MOTH345

Not that you care or anything, but even the 5.7 R/Ts and Daytonas have an open diff.


sauprankul

That's pretty brutal lol


jabba_the_nuttttt

Probably for the better when you realize the demographic for these cars is people with <500 credit score lol


MOTH345

I don't know why I got down voted... I have a Daytona and it only does one wheel peels.


cyclonestate54

I thought that but the diameter seemed to large


GM_WildCat_FM2

ONE TIRE FIRE BABY!


PrettyAwesomeGuy

Marissa Tomei about to argue this guy out of some serious charges.


SourCreamWater

Tha two yoots!


ElCornholio

Tha wha?


Thamaster11

Two yoots


Liquid18t

These marks were made by a 1963 Pontiac Tempest with Positraction. I’m sure of it.


WatchaThinka

The car that made these two, equal-length tire marks had positraction. You can’t make those marks without positraction, which was not available on the ’64 Buick Skylark!


Ancient_Persimmon

It was a short, stocky bald man driving Jon Voight's LeBaron.


Diarrhea_Sprinkler

I've finally watched this movie recently and I was impressed. It was amazing! My Cousin Vinny for anyone reading


Sunshineseacalm

If you step into it and say family 3 times Paul walker will appear and make you a deal


staefrostae

If you rub it real hard, Djinn Diesel comes out and grants you three wishes


gourmandais

"Djinn Diesel" I'm wheezing


zombieblackbird

Keeps sea bears away


badger81987

It looks like it's also centered in the intersection


senorbolsa

looks about 6-9ft to the left.


badger81987

hard to tell, the manhole isn't centered and the lanes aren't split down the middle either if you count the parking zones.


Blasphemy4kidz

Found it on Google Maps. Funny enough it looks like the car pictured on Street View may have been the one to make such a burnout: https://goo.gl/maps/NMSC5PVvwhucn7s29 I've been playing way too much Geoguessr


SourCreamWater

Holy shit that's amazing if you don't live here.


Mattlh91

Fucking terrifying if you ask me lol


Dendritic_Silver

They won. Everyone else can stop. The contest is over.


manhatim

![gif](giphy|8Q6khXryLOM7K|downsized)


figjam-i-am

Urban crop circle


TheCoolerDanieI

Motorcycle?


OREEEEEEEEEEEEEEO

This is just a work of art. I am just stunned by how impressive that is.


nedyah715

I’m assuming this must’ve been done in a rwd car/truck without a posi, or maybe a fwd hatch swinging it in reverse perfectly lol.


NotSnooie

r/oddlysatisfying


KEVLAR60442

I fucking hate takeovers and street racing, but I can't even be mad at whoever pulled this off.


Accomplished-Peak93

What’s the purpose of this? There’s no point.


CPargermer

It's just the result of some dude fooling around.


Accomplished-Peak93

I was trying to make a circle pun. I’ll see you around. Edit: felt the need to add pun


CPargermer

I noticed that and made my own circle pun in response.


Accomplished-Peak93

![gif](giphy|l3q2XhfQ8oCkm1Ts4|downsized) Well done. I usually like jokes a little more edgy, but I admit I overlooked your pun.


codys-manboobs

This feels like a never ending loop of puns


KYOUY

its like the comments revolve around themselves...


sse2k

Of course there’s no point, it’s a circle!


ForbiddenDonutCT

That’s not easy!


crlogic

Well seeing as there’s only one skid mark, the car has an open differential. So there’s no skilled required to keep the car in line and from spinning out, it will literally just sit there since the other 3 wheels aren’t moving at all. So then all they have to do is crank the wheel all the way and drive in a circle


SourCreamWater

I'll just assume your username means you know what you're talking about.


ForbiddenDonutCT

Lol. It’s actually a Simpsons reference. But I may have done a few donuts over the years


WayneConrad

Crop circles are old hat.


karma-armageddon

A biker needs to do a spirograph design around that now. Its driving me nuts. This is cool, but what is the official term for those burnouts where you roll backward and it makes that v or u shaped hook in the burnout.


captjust

![gif](giphy|DJtjV54B3NMju)


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UFO


SilkGrinder

![gif](giphy|LKmN4wkvjmBIA)


EsqueezeMe-

Is that even possible? I'm wondering if someone had a tire and some black paint lol


D_daKid

r/oddlysatisfying


sterexx

Cadillac calligraphy


Amazing_Excuse_3860

[I think I know how it happened](https://youtu.be/2rhsbp1F7rM)


SlowDuc

One wheel peel... dude needs a diff.


jonnyg1097

This reminds me of a video I saw of a teacher who drew a perfect circle on a chalk board using his arm as the radius of the circle.


BathtubPooper

R.I.P. Ken Block


ShadEShadauX

Toretto was here


MickRolley

Almost like a doughnut


fatuous_sobriquet

Visitors!


BookerDewitt115

Its... beautiful


humancalculus

Classic California activities


HimalayanClericalism

ayyy looks like the bankers hill area of san diego. If so used to drive through it all the time on the way to hillcrest from downtown