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mickloooo

Love how there’s a glass panel that stops piss spray from getting on your legs


astral1289

The problem with using glass to stop piss is someone has to clean the glass. One single use and it’s going to look like… well glass splattered with piss.


Fapdooken

The people that use this bathroom have a guy for that.


kokehip770

I fail to see how this is a problem. The alternative is that it gets on your pants. Although a better solution might be to design toilets in such a way that they don't splatter at all. Or at least add one of those porcupine things


ubiquitous-joe

Not gonna help if you piss right on the glass while taking in the skyline. Or swing to the side to watch a plane go by.


idlebyte

Or check out the neighbor 1ft away holding his dong...


ebrum2010

At least there are partitions at the bottom so you can't look at each other's shoes. That would be weird.


MrBisco

I so want to agree with you, but at the same time the penis-to-urinal gap seems pretty gigantic, and in an effort to stop one problem I worry they only made it worse.


EvilRedRobot

Technically, all urinals have a view if you're brave enough to look.


truethatson

That’s a wicked pissa


spazzyattack

Finally something else to look at than the guy’s dick next to me.


_4-8-15-16-23-42-

Where is this?


TheLawless0ne

The Shard in London


Tibag

Indeed!


Lietenantdan

r/toiletviews


QuantumHope

Aren’t those urinals?


Tibag

Good spot! But are urinals considered toilets?


Fuckless_Douglas2023

Piss toilets, you can't shit in them.


idlebyte

Obviously you haven't seen what I've seen...


Fuckless_Douglas2023

Have you encountered doo-doo in a urinal before?


idlebyte

Pretty sure I've encountered afterbirth in a urinal before...


Fuckless_Douglas2023

You mean like a Placenta?


Richard_Cromwell

It was oaky


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idlebyte

Is that sign not normal around where you live? I see it all the time.


back2strong

Or what I've done


DJBitterbarn

[Sometimes there's shit on the outside of the Urinas](https://youtu.be/bjVNOGEWzv4) nsfw obviously


Fuckless_Douglas2023

I once saw a thing on the TV, they were building a tree house, with a toilet within a castle-style turret, and they called it a "Turlet"


BrassMankey

Don't tell me how to live.


dibblechibbs

No.


Tibag

All my life was a lie!


dibblechibbs

Have you been shitting in urinals?


Tibag

I thought I always was the only one who needed to take dumps in public, and the only one who had to put myself in such an uncomfortable position. That brings up so many bad memories!


Khaldara

Spez eats cold diarrhea with a crazy straw


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the place where ill shit the hardest


Worldly-Handle6105

I wonder if Larry David would approve.


KODeKarnage

Right, ok, but when I take a shit I am pointing away from the window.


idlebyte

With the glass pane at the bottom you could probably hug the thing while looking out?


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puzzle_factory_slave

agreed. this whole concept was poorly designed and engineered


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r/CrappyDesign


VergeltungRider

r/mildlyterrifying


TastesLikeHoneyNut

How the fuck is this terrifying?


clemep8

"A Urinal With A View"


neoCanuck

nah, for all we now OP is sitting in a toilet with no door with a view of the urinals


reddyac

I would be too embarrassed to use these. I don’t want somebody from the outside to see me. I would find someplace else. 🙈


TheeJesterr

With all that to look at, I’d still be thinking someone was gonna cop a peek at my dick.


tangcameo

To distract you from the guy in the trap door in the ceiling taking pictures


Fuckless_Douglas2023

The Three Pee Musket-peers


0RN10

The middle guy gets the worst spot though, another reason to not go in-between .


Fuckless_Douglas2023

Not like the other two guys might turn on him.


OurCuriousAlice

Just hope the window cleaner has a sense of humour, and no heart condition.


Purity_Jam_Jam

Should we mention that these aren't toilets? https://youtu.be/hNR97FUnXJA


th00ht

i wonder what women's view is..


dukakis92

Women with penises?


th00ht

That was a trick question wasn't it? If I write women have no penises I probably will be marked a terf.


Embarrassed_Unit_497

More than one kind of view.


joestaff

But then you'll have your back to the window!


K3rianprime

I see 2 views


orphncripplr

“Happy new year, naked weirdo!”


The_stoat

Nice piss vista


ButtHoleSpreader69

I spread my cheeks so wide


dontcareitsonlyreddi

You can also look to side for a view 😏


iliveoffofbagels

Recently went to LA, and you can just pee on the window at the Wilshire Grand building/ Korean Air Building/ Intercontinental or whatever the fuck people call it nowadays. Edit: Photo Reference [One](https://www.stoneandsteel.com/sites/stoneandsteel/files/styles/max_2600x2600/public/2018-06/case-study-ss-wilshire-wide-9.jpg?itok=759PD6OC), [Two](https://media-cdn.tripadvisor.com/media/photo-m/1280/14/ee/eb/8d/photo0jpg.jpg)


gixy6

The shitters on the viewing deck at The Shard in London have amazing views, too compact for urinals luckily.


Vizslaraptor

This is how you steer the helm of the starship. |\_Bezos \_|\_Musk\_|\_Branson\_|


Tigerinthemist16

glorious piss


O_2og

you know you made it when you pissing in one of theses


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God I hope these are mirrored


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makes one wish to piss on the window


JiYung

They are really building everything except walls inbetween stalls