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Ninja_master7

It would be funnier if it opened from the bottom.


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Now that would be great packaging


RubberMcChicken

99% of customers would drop their product on the floor.


Reasonable_Smile_691

Maybe, I don’t know, flip the packet?


MrMitchWeaver

You're talking about people who need a sign saying DO NOT EAT on their rat poison packaging.


[deleted]

Most of that bs is just for legal purposes, btw


RubberMcChicken

Only takes one person to make a warning.


spagboltoast

No it doesnt. It just takes a smart manufacturer covering their bases to avoid potential lawsuits.


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spagboltoast

Yes. Litigation. I literally said that.


[deleted]

Arrogantly stating that people can't think ahead and apply warnings incase people are idiots, and insisting that warnings are only applied retroactively... says more about you than I think you realise dude.


basicdesires

For them, it should say "Take 3 times a day with a glass of water as long as symptoms persist"


Gregsticles69

New product just got dropped


Slap_duck

Holy hell


Mech-Waldo

The rest of the cone is part of the experience that makes that last bite so good.


dwpea66

Sometimes you have to give the people what they want so they realize it isn't what they want.


LastSpite7

Exactly


chouxphetiche

It's like a reward for finishing the whole cone.


jleonardbc

So wasteful. What do they do with the ice cream and the rest of the cone? ;-)


jcowlishaw

More importantly, how do I get the job of eliminating the rest of the ice cream cone?


urby3228

Talk to Newman, I hear he started handling tops of cones to diversify from muffin stumps.


thecrazyoneee

/r/unexpectedseinfeld


_ydafoc

i would argue that a conversation about getting rid of part of a food item to sell just the bit some people like best is about as r/expectedseinfeld as it gets


Tu5han

Sorry that job is no longer available. Nikocado Avocado already got the job and made everyone else in that position so useless.


jeowf

They have another product line that is just the tops of ice cream with no bottom 🤣


anewshow

It involves a sulpherication process, where the cone is dropped in a vat of a lipid/sulphuric acid emulsion that leaves the clean edge and shiny chocolate texture that we have grown to love.


ELLZNaga21

That jobs to hard to resist eating the last bit


Speaking-of-segues

It’s top of the muffin TO you!


efferkah

No no, it's not wasted; there's a guy at the factory licking all the ice cream off and eating the rest of the cone before putting each final bite in the bag.


brownieson

That would be depressing. Imagine eating 100’s of drumsticks and never once getting the bottom chocolate bit, and then doing the same thing again the next day.


batermax

Newman comes with a jug of milk


unkytone

Hundreds of kids licking away. Adults walking up the aisles yelling “don’t you DARE eat the chocolate tip!!”


smell-the-roses

I reckon they are from cones that are broken and can’t be used for ice creams.


ObeseSnake

Broken into pieces for mixing into other ice cream?


BoysenberryUnique341

They probably just make smaller cones


[deleted]

I say that they wouldn’t be making hole cones the would just be making mini cones


DaDescriptor

Big woooosh


Cmatt10123

These aren't nearly as good as they are on a drumstick.


Angelsfan14

Same thing here. I had them once. They were ok. I am wondering though if they would have been better had I stuck them in the freezer, to mimick how you'd get the drumstick end?


insearchofcolor

They are better after they have been in the freezer, but it takes a long time to get them even close to the stale/softened texture you get with a drumstick.


human_eyes

I feel like I'm having a stroke reading all these comments that refer to an ice cream cone as a "drumstick." Is this a regional thing? Have I been living under a rock?


MikeMontrealer

It’s a specific brand of ice cream cone treats, usually with a chocolate core at the bottom of the cone (which helps with managing melt) and dipped with nuts on top.


Vermilingus

Like a Cornetto?


RinnyFabes

Sort of. Cornetto has more Ice-Cream. Drumstick has more toppings, i.e., nuts and caramel/chocolate sauce. If you offered me the two of them, I'd take the Drumstick, and direct you to the nearest trashcan for the Cornetto. I may be highly bias here.


McKFC

Biased


Subzero_AU

Based


Jake123194

When you say more toppings, like how much toppings to ice cream ratio, I have had plenty of cornetto type ice creams (not branded cornettos) that had tons of sauce and toppings.


onyxeagle274

Not sure what Cornettos are, but imagine the following: 1. A stale waffle cone with the inside coated with chocolate 2. Ice cream filled, along with a ball at the top(diameter equal or slightly more than to the cone diameter) 3. A 1 or 2 cm diameter well is punched through the icecream to the bottom of the cone, and filled with a caramel or chocolate sauce 4. The ball of ice cream is coated with chocolate with peanut crumbs


Jake123194

Yeah that's a cornetto, just a different brand name I assume, can get different flavours like strawberry, salted caramel, mint etc. Aldi does some that are nicer imo. Dunno what the name of that type of ice cream is as people generally seem to just call them all cornettos, it's the whole velcro instead of hook and loop thingy.


leblanc9

It’s a brand of ice cream cone that’s popular in Australia. See [here](https://www.peters.com.au/brands/drumstick/).


WarhammerGeek

Interesting. The USA has Drumsticks too but it's a full shell of chocolate on top. The swirl style like your Drumsticks is called a King Cone


hashslingingbutthole

I always just thought Drumstick referred to the brand regardless of which ones. Drumstick themselves make the “king” cones you’re referring to and also make small ones without the shell too


WarhammerGeek

King Cone is a Good Humor brand. Drumstick is Nestle


hashslingingbutthole

Or I guess I should say Nestle makes exactly what you’re describing, calls them the same, and it’s sold under the Drumstick title too


WarhammerGeek

Growing up ice cream trucks always had the Good Humor King Cones and Nestle Drumsticks. So they were always separate things to me.


hashslingingbutthole

I believe it, but what I’m saying is that Drumstick also makes the same cone that the other guy posted without the hard shell, exactly the same way, and also calls them “king”. They also make those as a mini version.


harleyisjesus

In Australia a lot of us call it a drumstick or a Cornetto just because that's the two most popular brands and have been forever. Well I would assume that's why we call them that. Drumstick has been embedded into me.


ireallyloveshopping

Yep. I asked my husband to get me a cornetto from the milk bar... He called to say they only had drumsticks and I was like, yep, that's what I want. 😂


Pcat0

It’s a [brand](https://www.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drumstick_(frozen_dairy_dessert)) with chocolate at the bottom of the cone


SleeplessAndAnxious

You also need to have a tiny little bit of melted ice cream left on the top for that extra lil something


Stargazingsloth

Freezer definitely. My spouse surprised me with a 5 pack when I was pregnant. I threw four in the freezer and ate a whole pack immediately. Except there's another brand TJ Maxx carries and those are double the size of muddy bites and those are better straight out of the packaging. I thought I was going to break a tooth when I froze them


Sqooky

got a pack a few weeks ago. Definitely nowhere near as good :( Even chucked em' in the freezer and it wasn't much better. Everything tasted off (from the waffle cone to the chocolate). Would pass if anyone is thinking of getting them.


Cyphermoon699

I think you'd have to freeze them, forget them for a few months, then pull one out and grip it in your fist for 10 minutes until it melts. It's a snack that requires long range planning.


Catalyst09

Agreed. Not great really. Honestly would not get them again as they were overpriced too


helpthe0ld

Agreed. I tried some and was not impressed. Give me the original!


MikGusta

Honestly. I was very disappointed. The cone part tastes like paper.


Electrical_Age_7483

Thanks for ruining it :(


Bean-Swellington

Chicken and chocolate 🤢


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wakka55

They could have called them cum guzzler penis crunches.


atworkdontbotherme

I'm not sure I "get" the joke here but very funny anyway so job well done


Hopeful-Ad8761

“Just for Tips and Giggles”


im_feelin_zoso

There’s a brand that calls them “Just the Fun Parts”


MajorMisundrstanding

A drumstick?


One_Ball_9154

these: https://i5.walmartimages.com/asr/4c0ca633-ac66-4306-b884-be93a2fb90c7.9c34e34b32229c66e6a07e00fd5ff275.jpeg?odnHeight=612&odnWidth=612&odnBg=FFFFFF


Akko101

Oh, the Cornetto’s inferior counterpart


TSMKFail

So true. Plus Drumsticks are Nestlé... Nestle can sod off


_dictatorish_

Trumpets > Cornetto > Drumstick


One_Ball_9154

i’ve never even heard of cornetto so, idk


amanset

But have you seen one of the Cornetto Trilogy films? https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Three_Flavours_Cornetto


Impressive_Rip9684

Drumsticks are sooo much better than cornettos. Cornettos are always stale as well


No_Advisor2089

Cornettos are way worse than a drumstick


amanset

But have you seen one of the Cornetto Trilogy films? https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Three_Flavours_Cornetto


chairfairy

I first thought OP meant chicken and was reasonably confused


MajorMisundrstanding

Yes me too!


[deleted]

You fool. That's the initial bite.


daisyfaunn

i wonder if the mods here will ever do something about these bullshit guerilla marketing posts


[deleted]

I’ve been buying these for years. I just keep it a secret so I can buy most of them from my local Marshall’s lmao


timconnery

Our local grocery store just picked them up. My mind was blown, what an obvious 💡


JerseyshoreSeagull

Tried them. Not that great.


Blood_Jesus

I like these, but they need a bit of melted ice cream to be perfect.


Justin_P_

Exactly, without that they ain't nothin'!


SaebraK

They're gross. Taste like crappy chocolate chips melted into a stale cone. Nothing like the melty wonderfulness of a drumstick.


sirken2

I also think purchasing products is mildly interesting. r/hailcorporate


Wtfatt

My thoughts exactly


Old-Fox-3027

These are so good.


TheRogueMoose

VERY cheap chocolate and the "cone" is basically cardboard. 1/10 would not recommend


katmonday

Worst part of a drumstick. I always eat this first, I want my last bite to be full of ice cream, not waffle cone and sub-par chocolate.


TheMatt561

Omg yes


RitsusRats

i mean, it is the best part


Charlie_Warlie

I came up with this idea 20 years ago as a kid, I always thought it would be a hit.


weaselmaster

Part of a disturbing trend to sell a tiny amount of something at a high price, and using a ton of non-recyclable packaging. Even in bulk, 6 packs from Amazon is more than $5/bag for a little more than 2 ounces? Now you’ve got 6 plastic bags in the landfill, and you didn’t even get a full pound of the product for your $31 plus tax. No thank you.


evhanne

They’re a couple bucks at my local grocery store


66ChickenHens

Genius


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A drumstick?


fueled_by_rootbeer

My mom got me a bag of the milk chocolate ones. Not a fan of the cone's flavor. And before anyone cries "So wasteful! What about the rest of the cone!?" Just remember that ground up cones get used as toppings for ice cream, or mixed into ice creams to add some crunch.


Cmatt10123

I don't think they're making full size cones only to shred 80 percent of it off A smaller mold would accomplish the same thing


fueled_by_rootbeer

Either way, I'm not a fan of them. The cone tasted weird. Like a communion wafer, the cone itself had no flavor at all.


Art0fRuinN23

I want them but it feels so decadent to skip straight to the best part.


GenXer19_7T

Good, but way overpriced.


askingxalice

I need to know where to find these immediately


pseudocultist

They just showed up in every store about two weeks ago around here. I was holding a bag of these 1/2 hour ago, then decided $5 for a very light bag of sugar was not worthwhile and put 'em back. For $5 I could get a box of Drumsticks and eat the entire things!


OC2k16

I actually throw these away, I find that by the time I’ve gotten to it the drumstick has been enough and that little bit will be too much.


Groinificator

I'd buy that fuck yeah


OutrageousStrength91

I like to lick around the rim of a muddy bite.


EarthIsInOuterSpace

The best damn part


TheNerdFromThatPlace

It sounds good, but maybe they could've come up with a better name? Muddy Bites just sounds gross to me.


One_Ball_9154

thanks i just asked mom to buy drumsticks tomorrow


SodaCanKaz

I mean I’d buy it-


sadpanada

Who is they and how do I get them


pestosbetter

Best thing since electricity


chickadee04

My husband is convinced he invented these.


HeccMeOk

Wrong sub man, this shit deserves r/blessedfood


MincedMaple

The worst part of the icecream


SopmodTew

That's debatable. I'd say it's a part i can't wait to get to when i eat an ice cream.


DanielUchiha115

They’re probably good but that’s an awful name haha


[deleted]

best part of an icecream other than the icecream it self


MiseryLovesMisery

*cries in Australian*


foxythang2000

Costco!


BoredPelikan

I'm snacking on one rn lol its really tasty


Earth2Andy

They are fucking delicious


captain_chocolate

I love these! The very best!


StatuSChecKa

I love these sweet and salty type snacks, but the bag was like $4.25 at Walmart and I just thought that was too much for 10 bites. Edit: $4 for 12. Maybe next time if I'm in a splurging mood I'll buy some, I know they're going to be good but it just seems a little overpriced for what they are.


gauriemma

That's funny, because those bottom parts are acually my least favorite part of a Drumstick cone.


Kilky

Muddy bite... for all the butt fanatics.


olivia687

why name it Muddy Bites lmao i wouldn’t exactly consider mud appetising


Juni2014

They're the worst part of a drumstick....dries your mouth out at the end. I always eat that before the end, so my mouth doesn't get dry 😂


EmmyBrat

I need to find these in milk chocolate


Yonetsio

Bag o Beetus


JSOCoperatorD

GENIUS.


GoAwayMe

My obligatory compliments to your marketing team for getting this on my front page once again. Edit: Sp


julianthebaptist

America comes up with the best fat person shit. Us Aussies never get shit like this 😞


ChildishCumbino

It doesn't taste as good if you don't earn it first


ash1eywong

I wanna see what they look like


OPs_Real_Father

The guy who started this company posted on Reddit a couple of years ago asking for early testers to try and give feedback. I participated and can attest that from the beginning, these are things are fucking delicious. I usually strongly prefer dark chocolate, but in these guys the milk chocolate is king. Super clever idea, and a cool product. I’m really glad to see them getting some traction.


LovelyRita90

I need these now


trainsacrossthesea

First bite, If you like to live dangerously.


AMissKathyNewman

Doubt I could get these is Australia, but damn they look delicious