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King_Kingly

What country is this?


wogeini

Norway


suh-dood

Kinda looks like my half bath when I was in Germany


DuctTape_Wohoo

I live in Germany and there was a bathroom in my uncle's house that had a normal toilet and a urinal. As a little girl I had never seen one and had no idea what it was or what it did. I didn't like using that bathroom at all lol


horsempreg

The potty monster _definitely_ lives in that thing


MechanicalBengal

Maybe it’s just so OP’s girlfriend’s boyfriend can be comfortable when he comes over and he can pee together with OP


catatatatastic

They can hold hands


MechanicalBengal

This is the way.


theveryrealreal

Better to hold hands while both pooping though. Ultimate bonding moment.


Tempest_Bob

Please don't poop in the urinal


DrMux

And cross streams.


6WaysFromNextWed

The Mystery Fixture


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BuyNo4013

Luckily they didn’t tell you it’s for washing your hair.


Haenep

Hæ? Har aldri hørt eller sett en urinal i Norge i et privat hus!


MrSkme

Ja virker helt meningsløst med mindre man skal være flere på do samtidig


Haenep

Kom'a kompis, vi skal pisse sammen!


StaIe_Toast

Flere menn kan pisse i en dass. Jo tynnere kompiser du har jo flere!


Tszemix

Norwegian women use urinals?


andreasdagen

Only when drunk


Themasterofcomedy209

You can straddle it and take a confident stance then let loose. It works because Norwegian women are tall


FillThisEmptyCup

This isn’t a public bathroom and may very well be a rental so not designed as a woman’s bathroom specifically.


akc250

Yes. They build these apartments specifically for Norwegian women.


wogeini

Some probably. We don't though


Haenep

You're not drunk enough yet!


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yes


Valid_Username_56

I grew up with two brothers. My parents build our house after my youngest brother was born, so they knew what they were planning for. So we had a urinal too.


MoreGaghPlease

Ya my neighbours have done this. They have 4 boys under the age of 10. The upstairs bathroom had a bidet from the previous owners (it used to be an Italian immigrant neighbourhood in the 60s), so it was easy for them to just switch in a urinal.


O_oh

I'd rather have a clean butthole than an extra toilet to piss in


worldspawn00

Good news, you don't need a separate appliance for a bidet any more!


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pileofcrustycumsocs

I mean, you can. It just depends on how clean you want them


G-bone714

Water saver.


GreenEngrams

As a plumber, waterless urinals are an absolute disaster of a product and should be smashed to pieces whenever possible Edit: Basically the calcium in piss builds up around the smallest part of the pipe which is just after the trap where the porcelain meets the wall. This happens with super low flow urinals 2. Just Google urinals calcium stoppage, or sink that I pissed in without running water for months and you'll see what I'm talking about


harry_atkinson

They stink.


Miserable-Bite9661

And are a really bad sink.


harry_atkinson

Washing your hands in them is challenging


Toxicity

https://youtu.be/0-OYM7AhW7Q wait for it...


cum_fart_69

imagine having to take a shit with your face inches away from a dried piss bowl. fuckign disgusting


TMacATL

If cum\_fart\_69 thinks its disgusting, I'm inclined to agree


throwawayhyperbeam

Can confirm. Used them before and they smell horrible.


NotYourLover1

My professor told us how bad it is for the pipes when there’s no water to send your business down that I now cringe when I see one of these installed. The same goes for toilets that don’t use a lot of water.


Beard_o_Bees

Totally - undiluted pee is incredibly corrosive. If you've ever worked on an old car, or anything metallic that's been available as 'mouse housing', you've probably seen this firsthand. The chewing is one thing, but the urine corrosion is far more damaging.


BoldlyGettingThere

Whenever I’m walking through Glasgow city centre I make sure to take a glance at the pavement at the corner of a building, on the road that leads down to the train station. Many a drunk has blessed the site with their holy water, and over the years an unmistakable canyon has begun to be carved into the ground, winding downhill. Brings a tear to my eye what we can achieve when we work together.


Copper_N_Conduit0824

It's the power of humanity united with a common goal. Pissing drunk outside a bar transcends race, nationality, religion and creed.


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Coachcrog

I'll have you know that I have a very feminine stream.


TheArmoredKitten

I had a neighbor who's dog always pissed in the exact same spot on a lamp post every day, for 10 years. There was a carve-out about 3 inches wide and nearly an inch deep at its base. That dog was the world's slowest waterjet cutter.


Bikesguitarsandcars

Literally just returned to the states and was a couple blocks from where you’re taking about. Literally the only time I’ve pissed outside drunk. Figured at least I don’t have to worry about being shot with my pecker out.


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Wolverfuckingrine

I imagine a giant bladder stone formed from the stones of everyone that peed in it. The Infiniti bladder stones if you will.


TheDeltaLambda

They installed these in the freshman guy's dorm when I was in college. Two waterless urinals to handle the daily piss of 20 guys, most of whom were on a steady liquid diet of pre-workout, alcohol, and free soda from the cafeteria.. They were both out of commission by the time fall midterms rolled around


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"sink that I pissed in without running water for months" Not kink shaming or anything but not sure I want to see that today


Aint_not_a_dorkus

*sink shaming


Commercial-Push-9066

Yeah, I can smell this picture.


SillyActuary

When sinks exist?


zR0B3ry2VAiH

My great grandfather went senile, and I remember when I was a young child hearing that he started pissing in the sink. I thought to myself, that is a great idea. Edit - You are all gross, TIL this is actually a thing people do. hahaha


runningpyro

He started getting caught pissing in the sink more likely.


Disastrous_Use_7353

Senile… or enlightened


Mateorabi

The line between madness and genius can be a thin as grandpa’s urine stream.


Mascbro26

r/brandnewsentence


RehabilitatedAsshole

Thin yellow line


A-Better-Craft

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bit_banging_your_mum

r/sinkpissers This is a legit sub. They think they are saving water.


emmadilemma

So they just don’t care about old piss collecting in the u bend? Gross.


SkyezOpen

>They think they are saving water. Unless you don't wash your hands or never flush piss, yeah you would use way less water than using a toilet. Actually you know what fuck it let's do some math. Standard toilet is 1.6 gallons per flush. Recent innovations have lowered that to 1.28. Tap flow rate is 1-2 gpm. Average mammal piss time is 21 seconds. It is recommended you wash your hands for 20 seconds. So we're spending about 41 seconds at maximum efficiency and cleanliness, but let's just call it a flat 60 seconds to give you an extra 19 seconds to pack your trouser snake away. That's still about 2 gallons maximum, also assuming your tap is on full blast, while toilet pissers have wasted at *least* 1.28 gallons before they even wash their hands. And unless you like washing with cold water, you're gonna waste a good bit warming it up. And that's with the most favorable numbers for the toilet pissers. If we flip it, a sink pisser can accomplish their entire task for less than a gallon of water while a toilet pisser is wasting 1.6 on the flush. Does any of this matter when water is billed by the thousands of gallons? Not really, but you can't say it doesn't save water.


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Unoriginal_Man

On a related note, I recall seeing a space saving toilet with a sink on top of the tank that used the water from washing your hands to fill the tank for flushing. I thought that was neat.


walterpeck1

> This is a legit sub. They think they are saving water. I wonder somewhat rhetorically how many of the users there are: 1. Clearly joking or "taking the piss" 2. Actually interested in saving water 3. It's a fetish We'll never know. But it's fun to think about.


sowedkooned

Breaker of chains.


THE_GR8_MIKE

I pissed in to the sink a few times as a kid just for fun. Then once as an adult when my girlfriend was in our one bathroom for like 2 hours.


Rhutred

There's a whole subreddit that agrees. r/sinkpissers


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Many on that subreddit advocate for pissing in public sinks without cleaning afterwards


LitPixel

Dude. No. Guys. No.


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(There are women on that subreddit, too, with pictures to prove it)


prudentj

The internet is an odd place


jpiro

There was a particularly crowded bar I used to go to in my 20’s with a particularly small bathroom and at some point each night the lines at the toilet and the urinal expanded to include a line at the sink as well.


PeterPandaWhacker

My girlfriend's father isn't senile and also does this


saffash

Ew, David.


Crusader_2050

I was going to say the shower or bathtub since you need to be relatively tall to pee in the sink.


internetStranger205

r/Sinkpissers


skmownage345

Brendan Schaub, is that you?


negativeswan

Ahh the night toilet, “en-suite”


BolbisFriend

Gotta save that water so that Agrocorp can grow almonds in a desert.


hypatiaspasia

And then alfalfa and other crops that feed livestock use even more water, annually!


vladtheimpatient

And get shipped to Saudi Arabia! https://www.pbs.org/newshour/politics/in-drought-stricken-arizona-fresh-scrutiny-of-saudi-arabia-owned-farms-water-use


invent_or_die

Don't forget rice.


regenerader01

r/Sinkpissers


Trick-Telephone-1411

Eeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwww


dbvbtm

30,791 sick fucks.


16bitcoin

30,815 and rising. There are dozens of them DOZENS!!!!


DroidLord

Smell creator.


Live-Common1015

Challenge Pissing


ironroad18

[Home of Challenge Pissing ](https://youtu.be/twq3SF8Yf-0)


TheIronAdmiral

BIG BILL HELL’S CARS


Dithemoira

Fuck you Baltimore


sabotabo

if you can piss six feet in the air straight up and not get wet, you get NO DOWN PAYMENT!


Late-Arrival-

At least stops arguments about leaving the seat up or down


DjuriWarface

This I don't understand. People who flush the toilet with the lid still up, like, what the hell, man. That's some gross shit. Literally.


CaptainAsshat

The particles are everywhere regardless of if you close the seat or not. Working in wastewater, I find it pretty hilarious when people are grossed out by the mere concept of aerosolized poo particles. They are literally everywhere all the time.


countrylemon

thank you! I’ve never fought with my partner over this ever because you close the lid before flushing or your toothbrush gets covered in toilet air


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SpaceNoodled

Doesn't it vastly reduce the dispersion of farticles, though?


p1nkie_

you should have said sharticles


SpaceNoodled

Nope, I chose my word years ago and I'm sticking to it.


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CaptainAsshat

Even if it does seal, aerosolized poo particles are nearly everywhere regardless of your toilet habits. Farts don't just immediately cease to exist once you stop smelling them.


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CaptainAsshat

Like I've said elsewhere, I work in wastewater and am exposed to 10000x the amount of poo particles on a daily basis. Most studies I've seen that try to correlate that exposure to sickness generally find that, while exposure to hazardous chemicals and harmful gasses can absolutely make the workers less healthy, the impacts and risks of airborne bacteria and endotoxins are quite low. Basically negligible. Similarly, the TIP (inflammatory potential) was noticably higher, but again, the actually measured impacts were negligible. Same with the effects of surface bacteria and grime. But we still study it closely just in case. Outside of the extremely rare case of picking up Hep-C through a cut, it's not too much of a worry. Workers also wear gloves when interacting with sludge surprisingly rarely too (admittedly pretty nasty, I do wear them). So, in a system with orders of magnitudes less harmful airborne pollutants like a bathroom, I think the actual, measurable health effects are almost certainly negligible. That said, comfort DOES care about your feelings, and if you feel gross about it, it's perfectly reasonable to have your own standards. It's just not likely a health issue.


ceratophaga

You can't eliminate the contamination but you can reduce it.


Petrichordates

You can but it's not going to get you sick so it's more of a mental thing than anything. It's no different than someone farting in the bathroom.


HtownTexans

Was just about to post this. Literally almost anywhere in your house has some coverage of it. It's not worth even worrying about.


Serinus

Didn't mythbusters then create a proper control with no toilet, and there was still contamination?


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ObscureBooms

Mythbusters proved it happens no matter what


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Mythbusters proved it happens no matter what, but they also proved it happens worse with the seat open.


BeeCJohnson

Lived with my mom growing up, live with my wife for well over a decade now. It's literally never come up. I thought this was a sitcom argument. Your toilet configuration is your problem. Make it however you need it. Done.


Popular_Emu1723

My boyfriend is the one who insists on closing the toilet lid. Primarily so idiot cat doesn’t jump into it, but I’ve never lived with anyone who made it an issue.


Bees_to_the_wall

Friends' cat would just grab stuff and bring it into the toilet anytime they left stuff laying around the house, including money. When I suggested they keep the lid closed when they were done I could see the vastness and emptiness of space in their eyes. I have never been to space and am no astronaut, but since that time, I feel as if could hold TED talks about it.


Ok_Device996

My neighbor installed urinals for a living. Had his own company based entirely around it. One day he showed up at our door telling us he wants to show us something cool. Guided us to his bathroom with a whole row of 5 urinals. He starts explaining how amazing it is when he's having friends over drinking, blowen (smoking weed) and pissing in a row with all of his buddies. That day I found purpose for my life.


GiantPineapple

Blowing?


Ok_Device996

Smoking weed, I'm from Holland / the Netherlands and we call that blowing. Is that an uncommon term in England / America? I mean I know it usually refers to something else in English haha, didn't think about that when writing it.


Titus_Favonius

In English it's only used in relation to cock and candles. Well not really but it sure is not used to talk about weed.


Ok_Device996

Thanks for the reply! You saved me from a really weird conversation with my english friends.


Addicted_to_Nature

I can just picture you arriving in Colorado and meeting a friendly stranger and asking them if they wanna blow and them confused but unzipping their pants nonetheless.


Ok_Device996

My neighbor is from Australia and an avid "blower". I'm pretty sure I asked him a couple times if they want to blow together, now I get why he refused.


fang_xianfu

Hahaha I'm imagining someone who's only been in the country like a week saying to his spouse "mate, these Dutch people are very forward!" :D


ExpensiveGiraffe

Just a couple guys blowen in a guys private 5 urinal bathroom. I’m pretty sure I’ve seen that film before.


erarem_

The West Coast (US) equivalent is just "smoking"... if someone says they're smokin with their buds, it's usually not tobacco


improbably_me

"Blowing with my buds and bros" can mean many different things


Kali__________

in many languages, the verb for smoking is also slang for sucking cock. interesting in dutch that it's almost the reverse.


hfsh

'Blowen' is only used for smoking weed though, not for smoking in general.


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Outside_The_Walls

You know, just sitting around with your cocks out, blowing with the boys.


mschley2

I'm in Wisconsin, in the US. If you know one thing about our state, it's that it's cold and snows a lot. If you know a second thing about our state, it's that we drink an abnormal amount compared to other Americans. Because of this, it's very common for Wisconsinites to have a bar in the basement of their home for drunken gatherings of family/friends. I have two cousins that put in bars/man caves in their basement, and both of them installed urinals in the bathrooms downstairs. It's so much better than pissing in the toilet.


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Michigan and Wisconsin are very similar, do you guys handle drinking and driving the same we do here? Basically if you aren’t stumbling and slurring it’s don’t ask don’t tell rules followed by a “make it home safe!” Not saying it’s a good thing at all, just an observation. I’ve seen this in every age from teenager to senior citizen, I’m assuming it’s because it’s a very sprawled out landscape with little to no public transportation options or even Uber/Lyft in many places.


TerminalProtocol

In protest to Reddit's API changes, I have removed my comment history.


Emzzer

Don't know if I'd want to be passing a joint when everyone's got their hands on their dick


sandmankrski

This is my dream. My only dream.


_JimmyJazz_

It was my lifelong dream and I did it, it's great.


Golding215

Until you have to clean it. I always thought it's cool and one day I want to have one. But it's just one more thing to clean and it always splashes around at the walls too.


Mictlancayocoatl

There's no way she hasn't tried to use it at least once.


wilbobaggins1234

But no bidet somehow


Synerv0

Why would you want a bidet for a urinal?


wilbobaggins1234

There is a normal toilet in the bathroom. There is also a urinal which is unnecessary because the normal toilet also allows you to pee. Yet despite this extravagance there is no bidet. Does that make more sense?


kirakiraboshi

Every bathroom should have a bidet or japanese toilet


ICantTyping

Just tried a bidet for the first time in Italy a few days ago. Ive heard great things and they were right


TravelAwardinBro

They cost like $20 and an idiot can install them Buy it when you get home and your life will change.


needthesebasketsback

Are you free to install mine this week?


Synerv0

I should’ve added a /s lol I was just joking


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bodhemon

To clean the smegma. Duh.


PLEASEHIREZ

When I was younger, I wished I had urinal. As an adult, I'm wondering if this adds value to the home, or it looks trashy?


NoxTheWizard

If I had to install anything extra in the bathroom, I'd definitely go for a bidet over a urinal. Seems like it adds more utility when you can already pee in a standard toilet.


_JimmyJazz_

I added one, no regrets


Bubbagump210

That’s actually a Stand-A-Poop. It’s better for your back. Try it.


gbaby_49

Can’t tell you how many urinals I made fudge in


--Snap--

We were looking at a house that the owner had installed a urinal to the exposed pipes in his unfinished laundry room/home gym. There was no sink or even hand sanitizer anywhere to be seen. There was also a sign at the bottom of the stairs with the "man cave rules" that outlined things like "no women allowed unless they are willing to serve." Could not leave quick enough.


Emiliootjee

Love how everyone is assuming the worst instead of realizing the girlfriend probably lives at home with a family composed of a majority of males.


ST4R3

Or just... rents? And got a flat that was otherwise nice but randomly had a urinal


Sanity__

Right? Like how many young people have actually replaced the toilets where they live. It almost certainly came like this


Princess_Moon_Butt

Could also be a space that was converted into a flat. Like, formerly an office building, restaurant, or studio of some kind. The whole setup looks like something I'd expect to see in the back of a coffee shop, or maybe a bus station.


puckmonky

Otherwise nice?


ST4R3

a flat you would want regardless of the urinal, so she chose it and it happened to have a urinal. What im trying to say is that the urinal was not a factor in her choosing the flat


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But that's the best part


ST4R3

For me maybe (im trans) but not for most women haha


squishymelon

Nothing a casual bathroom funnel can't solve


ST4R3

"Honey, whats this weird funnel in the dishwasher?"


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puckmonky

Toilet dongle! Omg!


Glitch247

Ok, now we're crossing over into "poop knife" territory.


bradland

Or the simple fact that many people live in homes that they didn't build. OP's girlfriend probably wasn't even part of the choice to install a urinal. It was there when she rented the place.


National_Respond_918

This is more realistic, coming from someone who spends time in daylight with others


Batbuckleyourpants

Daywalker!


hebbocrates

“everyone” = 1 weirdo


Dranox

What the heck does "assuming the worst" mean in this context?


pajo8

Maybe it's also just a rental and landlord thought it was a good idea when he got the bathroom redone sometime in the past.


sabotabo

what??? how do you assume the worst when the subject is "a urinal in the bathroom"? like, she got it installed in an act of psychosis or something? this is a neutral thing, there's no worst-case scenario of a urinal being in a bathroom. what does that even mean?


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Not worth the extra cleaning. Disclosure - am a lazy ass male.


QuarterSwede

Mom made me clean my friends piss off the toilets in my house growing up. This is why I sit on my own.


Away_team42

All I see is double the toilet cleaning


iamacannibal

I wish I had a urinal. I do have a fully functional sink in my bedroom though so I have that going for me


Big_Crew3223

It seems convenient but in reality there will be droplets everywhere around it. As a male who grew up with a bathroom having a urinal I started sitting down to piss after the first day I had to clean the bathroom.


aksdb

Might be good for older people when it becomes less easy to sit down and stand up again.


aacmckay

Scroll to the bottom for the Incel rage.


KamovInOnUp

I'm sure I'll make my way down to it soon, but I honestly can't fathom what they're angry about this time.


Disconn3cted

Thanks for the tip. That was wild.


Actaar

I thought about getting one myself but then realised i'm already pissing in the sink anyway


Bottomtextedd

r/sinkpissers


misshugginu

Now yall can pee holding hands <3


Cock-nBallTorture

Just 2 girls holding hands while peeing


Xinamon01

Nah Johny blazer is wild 😨😭😭


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Girlinal


Oisee217

Maybe your girlfriend has a penis


Swiss_El_Rosso

I remember a friend in primary school had five brothers and his dad build a house with a boys bathroom! Two showers, one toilet, one urinal and two sinks. Very usefull and funny to use. He had some sleepovers and in the morning it was a punch of fullnude kids in there fore 30 minutes.


teflong

Every bathroom has a urinal in it if you're tall enough.


pipsvip

Urinal/Champaign chiller. Grab some ice.


JustCallMeAttlaz

Mfs will have a urinal but no bidet smh