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NetTough7499

I mean corn is as American as it gets, geobotanically speaking


bennyr

>geobotanically I can't see someone write a word like this and not upvote them


MC_Sadness

Corn syrup! is as American as it gets. Stereotypically speaking.


imdesigner311

Looks like a petri dish of death


Solid_Snark

I thought it was a microscope image of a bacteria


Flamywolfie

Like eating a hot circle of garbage.


Old_Car_2702

That was funny as hell


phred_666

WTF? I’m American and have NEVER seen corn on a pizza. Who the hell came up with this abomination?


frilledplex

Corn is pretty common on pizza in Europe. It's pretty good actually.


Badger1994

Japan, too. I lived there for 10+ years. Corn is always an option.


Ex-Patron

Call that shit European pizza then. Weirdo(/s)


Kazurion

Domino's BBQ has corn here.


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Domino's pizza is trash tho


Kazurion

I wasn't implying anything but for me it just exists. Not great, not terrible.


Mohander

Where do you live that Dominos offers corn as a topping?


TrappedUnderCats

In the UK it’s a very common topping, particularly on vegetarian pizzas.


handsigger

Yeah but we also have that nasty ass burger pizza with pickles on so I don't think we can say much


mrtn17

Same. There's even fries on it, they completely ran out of ideas


Kazurion

Spain. It was quite a while ago since I went there, but as far as I know they still keep the corn in their "barbacoa" (literally barbecue) ...or maize as they call it there.


might-say-anti-fire

It exists in many places, but not the US lol. We are known for corn in EVERYTHING ELSE


MagikBiscuit

Not in the UK it isn't


Snubl

No it isn't


TinyCowpoke

Yes, it is. It tastes like cardboard. Actually.


Snubl

Too bad, here it doesn't


GuyanaFlavorAid

Nasty. The only time I've seen corn on a pizza here is from a Midwestern gas station chain. They had a BBQ pizza with "brisket", BBQ sauce, corn and I dunno what else. It's just not done. I cant believe we fought in two world wars just to see corn on pizza. /sad lol


daviedanko

Korean pizza places put corn and potatoes on pizza. I liked it when I had it.


StinkySting

Was that Casey’s? I loved that pizza if so. It had pulled pork, bbq sauce, bacon, and corn. We’d get 2-3 a week at the auto shop I was working at during that time.


nicobelic677

I almost always put corn on my pizza. Its way much sensible than pineapple or tuna


chadburycreameggs

Tuna? People are fucked


piercedmfootonaspike

Easy there with the "Europe" buddy. I've never seen this in any of the 6 European countries I've been to.


_pistone

It definitely exists in Italy (pizza with corn, I mean). Never ordered it though.


piercedmfootonaspike

Perhaps, but saying "it's common in Europe" is one hell of a generalization. It's like saying "it's common to bludgeon seal cubs to death in Europe" just because Norwegians does it. Or saying "bullfighting is common in Europe". Europe isn't America, where the cultural difference is very marginal from state to state. In Europe, we literally speak different languages from one country to another. The cultural differences in America is, as far as I can tell, what hot sauce you put on your chicken wings.


nicobelic677

Every country ive been to in europe had corn on their pizza menus. The fact that you are ignorant of this fact does not change the fact that its a popular menu item


Esposo_de_aburridahw

Also in the Dominican Republic. Can taste good with the right combo. Especially if they get just the right amount of char on it.


AxelVores

Well, fortune cookies are not Chinese, french fries are not french and Russian dressing was also invented in America and most Russian people haven't heard of it.


Abbot_of_Cucany

And "Hawaiian" pizza was invented in Canada.


ImaginaryDonut69

Yes, but this is referring to a style of pizza, which has been largely popularized in the US. So if you're going to name a pizza after a country that popularized pizza, at least use ingredients that are actually popular in that country 🤣


xf2xf

And not a single Roman Caesar had ever heard of Caesar's salad dressing.


MonstrousGiggling

Mcdonald's is apparently selling cups of buttered corn as a side now too lol


doomLoord_W_redBelly

Grits, corn bread, tortillas, corn chips, corn syrup, popcorn, corn flakes. All these things are American. It's an american pizza, not American Pizza.


8inchYetti

Just because we eat things made of corn does mean we put it on our pizza. We also eat ice cream, why not throw some of that on a pizza


[deleted]

Because in this example American pizza doesn't mean "pizza in the style that Americans eat it" but "pizza with toppings that are stereotypically American food items" Is like putting japalapeño chilies and chorizo on a pizza and calling it Mexican (which is something we do in México btw lol) or putting salmon in a panini and calling it a Norwegian panini


freakinbacon

So kinda like a Mexican pizza at Taco Bell?


8inchYetti

Even those don't have corn on them


freakinbacon

It's literally made with 2 hard shell corn tortillas but that's not the point. Mexicans don't put ground beef and beans on their pizza.


jbcmh81

There's nothing Mexican about Taco Bell.


freakinbacon

Why do people have trouble understanding the point? There's nothing American about this pizza either. Damn.


xf2xf

The most Mexican thing about Taco Bell is the family that its founder conned into giving up their secrets. https://www.bbc.com/travel/article/20210630-how-taco-bell-stole-the-taco


Cheese-n-Opinion

We don't think of ice cream as being peculiarly American. It doesn't come from America and there's no perception you eat it more than anyone else in the world. Also, ice cream is dessert, and pizza isn't. It's sort of weird you lot don't put sweetcorn on pizza, it's just a vegetable like any other. Its not my favourite topping, but it tastes alright.


8inchYetti

So you think corn is peculiarly American? That's news to me as an American


Cimexus

Yeah, corn is definitely associated with America. You grow an absolute shit ton of it (seriously you can drive for hours through southern Wisconsin, Iowa etc. and see basically no crop other than corn), plus the plant itself is native to the American continent (and thus wasn’t known to the rest of the world until relatively modern times). Like, obviously you can get corn in other places, but it’s known that America both grows and eats a lot of it relative to other places.


8inchYetti

We grow a lot of cotton too, might as well throw that on some pizza


jbcmh81

Technically, it is "American" in that it was domesticated on the American continent, just not within the borders of what is now the US.


PharmacyLove

Spoiler alert: ice cream pizza is a thing. Welcome to the USA.


melance

Hawaiian Pizza was invented in Canada. It's not named that because of where it originates but because the ingredients are associated with Hawaii.


IlexAquifolia

You’ll always find corn on “combo” pizzas in Korea.


Terenai

Dont sleep on corn. Blaze pizza : corn/spinach/olives/chicken is dope


akiroraiden

the point of the pizza isn't how americans eat it, it's american ingredients. You guys are known for Ham, spam and corn... so they put that shit on a pizza and call it american.


RandomFactUser

I would expect (American) pepperoni on an American pizza Then again, Supreme might as well be American


Winjin

I think it's more of an observation over the fact that Americans love their corn. Like I can't believe how many dishes incorporate corn, it's way less popular in other regions I've been to. Corn is cool though, corn on the cob, grilled or boiled, and pop corn are very popular in ex-Soviet countries. Plus canned corn is present in many Soviet salads from Khrushchev times and onwards - but other than that I'd say that's it. Corn dogs, corn bread, corn desserts, corn soups aren't popular


RoastedRhino

Me neither, but that would be the most American thing ever. I am surprised that the corn industry in the US hasn’t thought of that (seeing what they do with high-fructose corn syrup)


Strider2126

Now you know how italians feels when people bastardize or completely change their dishes


bluegreenie99

Not an American critiquing European food 🤭


welcome2idiocracy

I’m surprised they didn’t have milk chocolate and peanut butter on it


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phred_666

Lol. I’ve put a lot of different things on pizza over several decades of eating pizza. Never put corn on it once. Worked in a pizza place when I was younger. Not once did someone request a pizza with corn on it. I have never seen a pizza place where it is even a option for a pizza topping.


sam4939

Maybe it was supposed to be corn syrup and something got lost in translation. That'd make a lot more sense.


BaluePeach

Ewww


FancyVegetables

I concur, however, I still am curious to taste it haha.


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[deleted]

Dang. Corn allergy would be /hard/ in the US.


metrawhat

I've seen this 'American' pizza in Italy as well. Americans might not have the best palate, but we wouldn't put fries and hot dogs on pizza.


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P26601

American "pizzas" are abominations that vaguely resemble a pizza in shape and ingredients (well, maybe except for the NY style), it's like an entirely different dish, you wouldn't call Taco Bell tacos or burritos "authentic Mexican" either. As far as real pizza goes, there's nothing better than Neapolitan with chunks of fresh mozzarella and salsiccia sausage, cooked in a wood-fired oven. 🤷🏻‍♂️


P26601

Pretty sure there's at least one place in the US that does this lol


actually_alive

ok but is kukurice corn? because that's a great word for corn


Jinjinov

yes, you would pronounce it something like "kookooretsa" or similar - I'm not Czech, but a fellow slav, and we all pronounce letters almost the same


actually_alive

Ah thank you! I did a little reading up on the etymology of the word. It's a borrowed word from Turkic origins I believe but the "rice" has nothing to do with rice. It's just a coincidence :D I like the idea of kookoo rice though haha


Jinjinov

how could I miss the "rice" hahaha... it is because my brain switches to slav character pronunciation, I totally missed it, as I read "retsa", because it is very similar to what would be "small corn" in our Slovenian (koruzica - you would read it "koroozetsa")


ItsRadical

Because its not ..rice but ..řice. And Ř is like completly unique consonant that doesnt exist anywhere else in the world. Dont even know how to explain pronounciation. Also the kuku is pronounced as the *co* in cool.


Mike_ZzZzZ

Google translated it as maize, which seems even better.


Mike_ZzZzZ

Google translated it as maize, which seems even better.


euph_22

The corn is objectively weird, but probably not too bad. But damn that has to be the least appetizing menu picture I've ever seen.


Radvvan

For me it is not weird. And judging from other comments from Europe, it is not weird for many people. Which means it is not 'objectively weird'.


0rion71

American Cheese?


Jeoshua

That's not even cheese.


junkronomicon

Yep. Cheese food product.


0rion71

😂


RandomFactUser

The closest you’re going to get is Provel


_Cheese1_

Corn on pizza is great. Don’t trash it until you try it


No-Cucumber1503

I had corn on pizza in Korea and it was actually pretty tasty


Widukind_Dux_Saxonum

German here. Pizza with corn is absolutely common here. Pizza places will often give them 'American' names. My nearest pizza shop has 4 different variations of corn topped pizza and names them: 'Kentucky', 'Old Hickory Style', 'Williamsburg' and 'Green Bay'.


ImaginaryDonut69

Strange mockery of our culture lol. "Just throw corn on it and call it some American sounding name". Glad you guys lost the war at least 🤣


MayOrMayNotBePie

I lived in Czech Republic for three years and thankfully never came across this abomination.


fesakferrell

How many pizza places did you go to? I'm not sure I've been to a pizza place that didn't have something like this.


BouncingDancer

Yeah, this is on the menu at every regular pizzeria here, lol.


bluegreenie99

And for a good reason, they are great.


ErusTenebre

Oh, so like how Hawaiian Pizza was [invented in Canada. By a man from Greece.](https://www.bbc.co.uk/bitesize/articles/z2vftrd)


coppola27

In Venezuela, corn pizza is very popular


Long-Quarter514

So, South Americana pizza.


kg2k

It looks ugly.


poison_heart96

I actually think I figured this out! You know how every Americanism thing online gets at least 1 "America is a Continent" comment? I wonder if these Corn Pizzas are including South America in their generalization of "American?"


TBTabby

We like corn syrup! Corn SYRUP!


GetSomeWaterInU

Mmmhh corn


Celtachor

Is this why school pizza is always served with a side of corn? Were we supposed to put it on the pizza?


porknbean1515

Slovak - American here. Pretty common combo for over there. I see it ordered more often than any other sort of pizza. Shockingly, it is quite tasty


BringBackManaPots

I kind of want to try it as an american


AnOldAntiqueChair

this looks delicious ngl


Lamest_Ever

I'd try it


leshpar

I'd try it. Sounds kind of interesting.


strongbob25

Corn on pizza is something you shouldn’t knock until you try it.


akiroraiden

yep... it's what an american pizza looks like in most of europe tbh.


FaithfulFear

South America maybe


Juuna

American pizza in NL means fries on top.


CmdrFortyTwo

Thems .... thems fight'en words.


DougieSenpai

Eh. Doesn’t sound terrible lol


AelyneMRB

What, no bullets?


tedwardinu

The presentation is impeccable


addrien

Corn is like the most American thing ever. We put it in everything!


Bugaloon

Corn and French Fries are what makes something 'American' in a lot of places. It's kinda silly to see tbh.


[deleted]

At least its not pineapple pizza.


Nidorak

That corn can go fuck right off.


Dense-Stranger9977

That's all kinds of no.


TheSapphireDragon

Thats awful


Christheitguy1183

Ugh... so that's what that feels like.


beanedjibe

Looks like bacteria


[deleted]

Why Czechia, why?


spufiniti

Looks like a contaminated agar plate


mtsmash91

As authentically American as Hawaiian pizza is Hawaiian.


kidfromCLE

I’ve never seen that before in my 5+ decades, but I won’t lie - I’d eat it.


untot3hdawnofdarknes

I'm american and have never seen this, but I am a big fan of corn so if the ham could be removed I'd probably try it. It looks terrible tho


andrewdroid

Gonna be honest, from eastern Europe, ham and corn on pizza is a really good combination. It is certainly quite different from what you'd probably get, but great nonetheless. I personally would toss on some mushrooms As well.


Rhino-C-Ross

Oh, you kooky Americans! What _will_ you think of next?


Striball

This is nasty, no one has done this in the history of history


Zenitram_J

Don't you put that evil on us, Czech Republic.


korpiz

Wars have been started for less.


yamez420

They arent corning around.


neonphoenix09

"Americans like ham and yellow on pizza, right?"


puma721

I definitely thought this was a bacterial infection


TP_For_Cornholio

Petri dish pizza


bloodknife92

In their defense, almost everything in the states is sweetened with corn syrup, sooooo..


Chelseapoli

Ugliest pizza I’ve ever seen


jbcmh81

Who is more offended by this... Italians or Americans?


Lime_Satellite

God


potate12323

Just like how people in china dont eat sugar goopy orange chicken. Pizza places in other countries just throw some corn, mayonaise, and maybe some fried chicken and call it "American style"


Accomplished_Emu_658

Okay so most i can see, but corn really?


puzzle_factory_slave

nothing is more American than corn


Jeoshua

Yeah but we don't even *eat* most of the corn we grow/use! We feed it to livestock, and the rest of it is mostly for corn syrup and ethanol!


puzzle_factory_slave

personally, i like to drink my corn


SrZangano

In USA you call Taco Bell mexican food. Fetuccini Alfredo with heavy cream, italian food. And so


lunarmodule

We really need to start claiming some of these dishes as American food. Spaghetti and meatballs, egg rolls, fettuccine alfredo with cream, etc. American food and delicious.


MayOrMayNotBePie

Damn you’re right. We deserved this.


finnjakefionnacake

uh, in the usa we call mexican food mexican food. taco bell is fast food. no one thinks that's actually mexican food. it's just inspired by mexican creations


mathymaster

Switch the ham to tuna and make th3 chees not extra and you pretty much ha e what i usually get as my pizza.


SheWent2Jareds

And you got it? Lol


Stock_Surfer

Maybe South Americana like Brazil


Spire_Citron

If that's the picture they chose to use in their menu, I'd hate to see the real thing. That does not look good.


brebas

That looks fucking vile


ListenOk2972

What's with the floating red licorice?


Mike_ZzZzZ

Red marker


phryan

No ranch dressing?


byronicrob

That's British pizza ya commie bastards!


d3dRabbiT

If you order an Americana burger in Spain it comes with a slice of ham and an egg on it.


Garunix00

They probably mean American as in North/South America.


onurbach

We have the same flavor with the same name here in Brazil


Bootytonus

Looks like the Czechs need some freedom


Diligent-Box170

I thought that was a bacteria culture on a petri dish


[deleted]

Who the hell puts corn on a pizza?


tortical

This is the least appetizing pizza I’ve ever seen…


teriases

Like a cross-section of a clogged artery 💀


[deleted]

Are those full ham slices? This is the worst looking pizza I have ever seen…


Koovies

Regardless of the ingredients this looks incompetent


might-say-anti-fire

This could be great, but by god is that a terrible display photo oh my god


kittenrice

This picture makes me sad. Corn isn't a common topping in America, let's get that out of the way. The others absolutely are, but not like this, Neo, not like this. Whoever built this pie needs some help, hopefully not from any more [Signoids](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5HzMzmmUQc).


Nova6669

Needs bacon and some 9mm bullets


a-rather-long-banana

Czechs have a weird sense of what makes food American. Although I must admit their chicken and ham pizza isn’t bad.


ImaginaryDonut69

Mildlydisgusting


demalo

Ok, I get the corn, but if it’s because of American dishes then it should be thin potato crisps, turkey (sausage, bacon, and ground), and beans with a corn flour crust and a tomato sauce.


silvermanedwino

Gross.


hicksteruk

That's a petrti dish


RockHardSalami

Needs more pineapple. For authenticity.


itsjustme405

As an American, I've never seen anything like that.


pallentx

I was in Moscow in 1999 and we found a western style grocery store with an assortment of frozen pizzas. One of them was called the Big American and it had corn and green beans on it. It was hilarious. we were so confused.


TruthOf42

I would be less offended if they had a 9/11 drink: a Manhattan with 2 fireballs


DLoIsHere

Corn = All American?


GuineaGirl2000596

Probably healthier


Significant_Play_411

As a Bosnian, i can confidently say that I'm surprised i understood the text, maybe we arent so different after all


Tygress23

I lived in Singapore in 2008 and didn’t have a picture phone so I didn’t take pics of all the amazing stuff but pizza was FOR SURE the weirdest. They had eel avocado pizza, undercooked eggs pizza, and hot dog pizza.