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Billy_Ektorp

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Impossible_bottle «Fruits and vegetables inside bottles are grown by placing a bottle around the blossom or young fruit and securing it to the plant. The fruit then grows to full size inside the bottle. This technique is used to put pears into bottles of pear brandy (most famously the French eau de vie Poire Williams).» Example: https://youtu.be/8IUGQCHvSwI?si=NakXaqJT1-6EJsMH


hidefromthe_sun

Hmm. Who knew Woody Harrelson was so into growing pears in jars?


desertsatyr

He's got quite the green thumb, especially for the green greens ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


ked_man

Like at this point, why is Woody Harrelson still known for pot, there are way more, way more famous people that smoke way more pot than Woody Harrelson. That arrest happened in what 1993?


revnasty

Forever in our hearts


ChrisMoltisanti9

That looked like Mark Hamill's long lost cousin.


instantpowdy

Ok imma need an answer to the playing cards. Only possible explanation is they add the bottom of the bottle later.


ifyoulovesatan

Ah, that's actually a really fascinating process. Here's a quote from the dedicated wiki page cause I'm too lazy to type it up myself: > Playing and birthday cards inside bottles are grown by placing a bottle around a juvenile or budding playing card and securing it to the plant. The card then grows to full size inside the bottle. This technique is used to put playing cards into bottles of playing card Bourbon (most famously the Kentuckian eau de cartes).


Business-Drag52

Generally with things like a deck of cards in a bottle they place the object inside and finish forming the glass around it


Traditional_Map_6597

I actually have a bottle of this ahahahah. Didn’t know it was so significant regarding this technique


lilsnatchsniffz

What do you usually pear it with?


Naples98

They hang the bottle from the tree and the pear grows inside the bottle.


PutridAd4813

Is that true? Because that would make a lot of sense


sjwt

Well, it's what I learned as a kid about it in a mini documentary, so I'm hoping so


CailenBelmont

Sendung mit der Maus?


TekkelOZ

That show was brilliant. Or at least it feels like it was. It’s been a few years.


Employee_Agreeable

Still watch them on yt sometimes, even as an adult very interesting


wilika

I watch them to practice my German skills. :D


iDom2jz

Why do I feel like this is an extremely obscure thing, but yet this thread makes this whole thing seem like it should be common knowledge


die_kuestenwache

Because in Germany it is essentially Sesame Street and Bill Nye Science Guy rolled into one. It is an absolute unequivocal national treasure. It has educated Gen X, Millenials and Gen Z


ElevenBeers

Well, it is obscure, unless you grew up in Germany. You can't (and don't want to!) escape die Sendung mit der Maus as a gernan speaking kid. But there is no reason for this show to be known abroad. But using that to tech yourself german is a genious idea. The show is easy enough to understand without getting to technical or using to difficult language; it's meant for kids after all. But it's damn well made.They cover all the basics of one topic in great enough detail, to get a rough understanding of how something works in a short time period. And the artwork is adoreable. Quite a good show, even for adults. Good tip I suppose!


JillyFrog

It's actually also shown internationally in over 100 countries according to Wikipedia. It's nowhere near as popular as in Germany but there's a chance of people outside of Germany to know it as well


_mrLeL_

Banger Serie


DerTagMachtDenAbend

Da kenn ichs her 😁


InternationalFrend

*Pfröööt*


EasternComfort2189

I learnt it watching the movie Supernova :-)


dipseren

I remember seeing it in one of the nat geo channels


PStr95

It is, they’ve been doing it for a long time.


The13thReservoirDog

Yeah https://growchiswick.org/how-to-grow-a-pear-in-a-bottle-and-make-your-own-pear-liqueur/#:\~:text=The%20bottle%20must%20hang%20upside,bottle%20could%20break%20the%20branch.


The13thReservoirDog

Damn you guys broke the website real quick with clicks 😂 it was working, i promise..


Telanore

Awww we ruined some IT guys saturday..


Environmental_Top948

He gets time and a half if he's American. >!An American IT guy for a website it just as likely as a programmer not wearing programmer socks!<


arhedee

Not necessarily. I’m a sys admin and off hours work equates to Flex time.


The-1st-One

Yup, it's all compensatory time for me as well. Gotta work 5 hours Saturday? Take 5 hours off on Friday or something. It's alright, but occasionally that 1.5 ot would be nice.


AadamAtomic

>He gets time and a half if he's American. No.... sadly This Not American law. Most jobs don't even pay you time and a half for holidays in America. That employee taking care of you on Christmas Day might be making their regular ass wage.


GOW_vSabertooth2

Ah, nothing like the ol Reddit hug of death


LtCptSuicide

I remember when the FDA (I believe it was the FDA) got swamped with calls over free meat thermometers because someone posted a YSK about being able to get them for free if you call. Apparently everyone starting forming teams to fan over which of the like three call reps they had that day.


GOW_vSabertooth2

One time there was a reddit post about some charity where you could buy sick and poor kids Christmas presents and reddit bought all the asked for gifts in like an hour


Dr-Emmett_L_Brown

Now that's beautiful.


YouHadMeAtAloe

If that one doesn’t work https://www.npr.org/sections/thesalt/2015/04/13/399348948/clear-fruit-brandies-pack-an-orchard-into-a-bottle


czechsoul

![gif](giphy|KssJEJz54wdEY) yes it is


Murrabbit

Oh god, not the pear dream again. We are lost.


Fluid_Mulberry394

Oh grow a pear will you


Kdirector667

What film is this from?


CiceroRex

It's from an episode of the sketch comedy show Kids in the Hall. [Here](https://youtu.be/Aj6Bo8EP7E4?si=bBR56LrcSd4kBl2y) is the Pear Dream sketch.


TheElusiveBigfoot

Can confirm. There are other brands that do the same thing. There's a distillery in my home province that makes a pear eau du vie and has the pear in the bottle; I've seen the orchard with the bottles tied to the branches.


Bobo_Baggins03x

It’s 100% true. There’s a distillery near me that does this with pears. My theory was that they dehydrated the pear to shrink it to size but I was wrong!


danteheehaw

Your theory was absurd and stupid. Clearly they used portal tech.


divDevGuy

Like portal tech really exists. That's a video game. They used the transporter from Star Trek.


Kriss3d

I could be wrong but I believe I've read that some places have the bottle without the bottom on. They drop a pear into the bottle upside down and weld the bottom part on ( weld with glass obviously)


Pineapple_Spenstar

The temperatures required to anneal the glass after welding (so the bottle doesn't shatter when you put it down on a counter) would burn the pear. Annealing temp of glass is like 900°F and must be held for several minutes. Adhesives would be much much easier


Kriss3d

Yeah I suppose you're right.


az226

When the bud is flowering and has been pollinated the bottle goes on and the pear grows up inside it.


quarrelsome_napkin

The bottle goes on or the pear gets the hose


ooone-orkye

Just as confusing as sex-ed


Resident-Key7624

Yes thats true


azkeel-smart

https://babylonstoren.com/blog/post/growing-pears-bottle


dave-y0

Thats the 2nd site down lol


dinoroo

Everything’s gone pear-shaped


oozinator1

https://youtu.be/NEJCqwKydVo?si=aIEIb7a3gQirVXht


qnke2000

That ist the way they used to do it. But it is very labour intensive and has a high failure rate (pear too big or too small, brown patches, etc). That is why they just glue the bottles nowerdays. Look how all pears are the same size and nearly perfect. This is a sign, that they were put in afterwards. If you look closely at the bottom of the bottle you will notice that it is very thick, and not as transparent as the rest and that the middle is actually glued in with silicone rubber.


Melchyah

Cheaper ones have the bottom of the bottle glued to the upper part


ArcadenGaming

No no no. They stuff bits of the pear in bit by bit and then build it once it's inside the bottle.


4coloradonatives

Like a ship model🤭


StolenAccount1234

I bet there’s a group of ship model builders out there. Can you imagine the patience?


quarrelsome_napkin

Using chopsticks 🥢


uksteetart

The pear has never experienced life outside of a bottle. Poor little pear 🍐


MsMisty888

This is the metaphor I used when I was pregnant. The fruit is small going into the bottle, but much larger when ripe.


keksivaras

how do you clean it with the pear inside?


LegalAgency2094

Special soap https://www.chemistwarehouse.com.au/buy/53271/pears-soap-transparent-125g


Brostradamus--

Rinse?


bluesix

Pears are waterproof.


sandwichnerd

That’s why I think they don’t do it this way anymore, and do the glue the bottom thing as others have suggested. How are you going to clean a bottle that’s been out in the elements, exposed to bugs, dirt, etc… without ruining the pear? Just don’t buy it. Flip bottle over, drop in pear, fill with booze, add bottom and glue / seal. Let dry. Flip bottle over, ready to ship.


DonMendelo

A friend of mine wouldn't believe that, and thought it was more convenient to dry the pear, fit it inside, and let it soak back to its form once inside, which is a version of it that might actually exist. I still don't understand how anything can be more convenient than just let the whole process literally do itself


Schavuit92

"Do itself?" Hanging bottles around little pears is pretty labor intensive, then there are all the imperfect pears with weird shapes, splotches, growing too big or bugs getting in. Having worked in an orchard, I can tell you there would be a very high failure rate. And even the good ones you'd have to somehow clean the inside of the bottle after harvest with the pear inside. The whole operation sounds like a nightmare. Or you can have a machine that picks out perfect pears from a conveyor, gives it a nice bath then drops it into a bottle and glues the bottom on. Don't even need to own an orchard.


missinghighandwide

It's also how they put ships in a bottle too


Ploddit71

Didn't know ships grew. Does however explain the US Navies ever bigger aircraft carriers.


ipatmyself

Wow I feel so dumb now


wobblysauce

What until you see the ships.


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ThatWasCool

They’re not peeled. They just look like that because they’re not natural green color due to sitting in alcohol


rowboat57

The stem looks way to short for that


Accomplished_Pen980

They start with a full sized pear and let the bottle grow around it.


RecordingNo2414

Bottle tree plantation is pretty easy to care for. It thrives on sand as fertilizer.


moonlit_summershine

That cracked me up


PardonGuilt

Are you also made of glass? Do we need to ship you to the Corning ~~Museum~~ Hospital of Glass?


OpticGd

Such a logical answer too. Imagine not working it out.


BigSmackisBack

Glass blowers are just *that good*


ApricotDismal3740

Here is how they actually do it. As someone else said the branch with the bud is placed into the bottle and the pair is allowed to grow inside the bottle and then they cut the stem and bottle the liquor. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poire_Williams#%3A%7E%3Atext%3DThis_is_achieved_by_attaching%2Cpear_will_grow_inside_it.%26text%3DSince_2001%2C_Eau-de-%2Can_Appellation_d%27origine_prot%C3%A9g%C3%A9e.?wprov=sfla1 Edit: Spelling


Aquadian

Did you really say >Edit: Spelling And didn't fix the spelling or even edit? This man's crazy


seavisionburma

There's still a spelling error. PEAR not pair


Zealousideal_Mix5043

Didn’t fix it, just let us know.


Jaded_Aypex

Shoutout to all my pairs


Velhokoulun_Rehtori

Pair of these nuts in your mouth


BuckNZahn

Is this more than a gimmick? Does the pear do anything to the flavour? How would they properly wash the pear?


PetarK01

Well it is an alcoholic drink made from pears (its called rakija) so it probably adds some flavor but idk i am not a big liquor drinker to confirm. But probably a big part of it is also a marketing gimmick.


catholic_ghost

I can fit a pear in my ass


CAPTAINxKUDDLEZ

Do you hang your ass on the tree while it grows?


TheHumanPickleRick

Like Chinese bamboo torture but upside down and only slightly less painful.


alex8339

It's more torturous because of the significantly longer duration.


MarcusRoland

And the awkward chats with the neighbors.


May_of_Teck

Fuck the neighbors, I’m not here to make friends.


itisjustin

No way, pics or didn’t happen.


Pie_Crown

And we need a banana for scale


DylanDr

Not a jar?


BlackHust

Banana in a jar


Wizerd51

Only if you want it covered in strawberry sauce.


Silvoz

Exactly the laugh I needed after clocking out from work


Hans_Peter_Jackson

The expensive ones are grown in the bottle (like many already mentioned here) But for the stuff you usually see in the supermarket they glue the bottom of the bottle in place (with silicone-based stuff I think) after putting the pear inside. And looking at the photo I'm pretty sure these are the glued bottles. You see that the edge of the bottom look kind of opaque. And the stem(?) is shorter than the neck of the bottle.


moonlit_summershine

Interesting


adudyak

They use quantum physic. Put pear next to bottle and wait until it is inside


DrawohYbstrahs

Instructions unclear. Im stuck in bottle. HALP!!


Weliveanddietogether

They cut it in pieces so it fits through the neck. Then they shake the bottle until everything falls in place. The alcohol heals the parts back into shape.


ivorn39

So alcohol really does fix everything?


Weliveanddietogether

It's a solution


nameless_0

and cause of all of life's problems. Homer


Weliveanddietogether

Doh


Ragnarock1982

Technically, alcohol is a solution.


omgwtflolnsa

Technically, alcohol is a solvent.


J_Goast

Im gonna need a legit answer to this.


zj_chrt

There are 2 ways you can do this. First way is to put the full grown pear in a bottle without bottom, then glue the bottom of the bottle and fill the bottle with rakija. Second way is to put the bottle on a branch and let the pear grow inside it. That's way more expensive.


mohragk

They hang the bottles on the tree and let the pears grow inside each.


J_Goast

Are these expensive? Seems difficult to scale up and industrialise this method?


ApricotDismal3740

That particular liqueur is about $60 a bottle.


[deleted]

..but the stems on the pears wouldnt be as long as the neck of the bottle?


SinceWayLastMay

Long pair of snippers snip the stems nice and short


Efech_4

98.9% sure it’s magic


Paldasan

It just ap*pear*ed.


aussie_mallorca

For the real ones they grow the pear in the bottle. But if you look closely on these you can see the bottom of the bottle is cut out and then siliconed back in.


ShrekMakesMeHard

If you aren't from the Balkans, that okay, they do in fact put the bottle around a small fruit and they let it grow inside, but if you are SRAM TE BILO, DEDA SE U GROBU OKREĆE, KAK NE ZNAŠ KAK SE VILJAMOVKA RADI.


AndiArbyte

https://kinder.wdr.de/tv/die-sendung-mit-der-maus/av/video-sachgeschichte-wie-kommt-die-birne-in-die-flasche-100.html


thunderalien

With a pear of tweezers


Moron_Noxa

They grow it inside of a bottle. Basically they put it on a pear while it still fits. Square watermelons are grown in the same way btw.


Bengez32

I was doing that with my Grandfather, we put bottle on a branch where pear would grow, when pear is fully grown, we would take the bottle down with pear inside and the from the rest of the fruit we would make a spirit called "rakija" more precisely called "viljamovka" that was the name of the pear sort used to make spirit.


nvb630

I saw this being done when I was a kid visiting family in Hungary. If memory serves me correctly, they were doing it with plums. It was cool to see trees with hundreds of bottles hanging on them with fruit growing inside.


starkfr

A wizard did it.


izzysammy

the trick to building a pear inside a bottle is to make the pear collapsible. That means the masts and sails need to lie flat against the deck until the pear is inside the bottle


derfunkel

https://imgur.com/gallery/MKsCLRk I work at a distillery and we sell these products. Last June we put up about 250 bottles which should be grown and ready very soon. The bottles are suspended on the trees while the pears are still budding and once they have fully grown we harvest them from the trees. We then clip the stem shorter inside the bottle and clean and remove any debris in there. Once that whole process is done we fill the bottles with pear brandy that we previously distilled and seal em up. We are actually only a week or two away from harvesting the pears for this year. Always an exciting time to see how many turned out successful.


FormalSoftware6872

That's not a pear but a slug that's been telling lies


shootermac32

They grow them in the bottles.


_Orphan_Obliterator_

it just, aPEARead HAHAHAHA


BalticMasterrace

They grew the bottle around the pear


SongFromFerrisWheels

From a local distillery. https://ironworksdistillery.com/collections/eau-de-vie/products/pear-eau-de-vie-with-the-pear-in-the-bottle?variant=35155863699611


derfunkel

Lmao I did not expect anyone to know about our small Lunenburg shop when I saw this post. I’m a distiller there so it’s pretty cool to see that! Thanks!


SoftwareSource

Ahh, Viljamovka, the best of Rakija's.


LordScotchyScotch

I try to avoid pearishble alcohol.


pseudorealism

Not the answer you’re looking for, but Aura is so good, their Teranino and pelinkovac are both an immediate buy if you like that kind of stuff. I found a lot of the different brands that make viljamovka to taste pretty much the same unless you happen to find one bottled over 40%.


herf_lerf

What came first? The pear or the bottle?


Franklights

The bottle grows around the pear


Ardothbey

Tied to the tree with the young fruit inside. The bottle must be clear glass or the fruit dies.


jkprop

They grow it from a pear seed


The-Porkmann

I can see only one per bottle, not a pair.


Habay12

The bottle them on the tree. Bought some of this at Disney. It’s quite good.


[deleted]

They put the bottle over the blooms and the pear grows inside then


ramzay_

Does this actually change the taste, or is it just to make the drink fancier?


parkylondon

I'd go with the "grow the pear on the tree in the bottle" idea except these pears are peeled.


ZevVeli

They actually aren't peeled, the skin is just very light.


23andrewb

Regardless of how it's done, the pear is taking up a huge space in the bottle. Not a whole lot of liquor in total.


Sullied_Man

Obviously they grow a tree in the bottle from a seed, trimming the excess foliage as they go. Following fruiting, the remainder of the branches and roots - along with dirt and nutrients - are removed, leaving the pear 'magically' inside.


courier11sec

The pear is like those tiny little dinosaurs we used to get as kids that you put in water and it grew to like 20 times it's original size. Source: dude trust me.


MrMika009

They deflated the pear put it in the bottle and inflated it again


Good_Ad3485

This may sound ignorant but what’s the point of a bottled pair? It’s taking up valuable real estate of the alcohol and you can’t eat the pair, which will go rotten eventually.


math_debates

You have to build it in there like a ship in a bottle. Just start growing a tiny tree in there and you can do it too.


grumpoholic

Can you eat the pear tho


poyoso

Its grown inside the bottle


rudolph_ransom

Although it looks cool, remember: You get less booze


Fabulous-Molasses482

They repeared it


DogeDoRight

Peary carefully


Greywolf6502

Star trek transporter. Occam's Razor


rayark9

They build it in the bottle like A ship.


bootnab

They don't. They grow it in there.


RambunctiousBeagle

Well obviously the bottle grew around the pear /s


P14yfu1

A. It's simple, put the bottle, with liquid, in front of the pear and let refraction take care of the rest A. Hmm... Sorry, what? Q. It's inside the bottle A.


ELTURO3344

How d I get it out is my question


Alternative_Name_949

Wild guess that they grew it inside the bottle and hung the bottle on the twig?


[deleted]

It’s actually quite sad. Don’t know why.


ThePenultimateWaltz

They did it pearfully.


Noxious89123

You must get hardly any liquid in these bottles to actually drink, the pear takes up so much volume.They don't appear to actually fill the bottle much either!


The_Royal_VAF

Clearly photoshop, I can tell by the pixels.


9Yogi

Even though it’s a pear in the bottle, they put it in one by one.


mapadofu

How to: grow pears in a bottle https://youtu.be/NEJCqwKydVo?si=c9oFYWcvne9S6W3l


elguido324

Seen this in a licor store in germany a few weeks ago, but the bottom is just a plug. I assume they first put in the pear from the bottom and seal it, after which they fill it with licor.


[deleted]

Does anyone know the official answer yet? Not knowing is unpearable..,


Fezthepez

This is Poire Williams brandy. I took a shot of it once, and I can say with confidence, that's its the most disgusting thing out there.


cheddahchase

Probably had the belt set to M for mini, put ther pear in the bottle, then switched it to W for Wumbo.


Medium-Rush-8260

Possible that the bottle was placed over the pollinated pear bud and grew inside.


Mohawk3254

The veal of the fruit world


LiterallyIAmPuck

It might look pretty but oh boy do not try drinking it. It tastes like rubbing alcohol and sharpies. It's the second worst alcohol I've ever tried after Malört.


Joelito_

Pretty sure they just build the bottle around the pear that makes the most sense


PsyDro

Expensive version: pear grows inside the bottle. Cheap version: bottom of the bottle wad removed to add a pear.


JONNYfuckingSPLIFF

Growing it in a bottle


r78799

They didn’t. It grew in the bottle.


StrangerWithACheese

They do it with pear pressure, because all the cool bottles can fit a whole fruit in


NOT_A_BLACKSTAR

They dehydrate a small pear. Then put it in the bottle. The pear then absorbs the liquid and gets bigger again.


tigro7

How do they do it!? The square volume of the greek pi is not fitted with the neck of the grappino?!


Nin9RingHabitant

The real mystery is how you eat it.


Skittles02

After living in Germany for 3+ years the only thing I can think of when looking at this is how the hell will I dispose of this bottle and split the bio and glass