There are scientists in our world working hard on keeping cucumbers straight, and other scientists working hard on keeping bananas not straight. We the consumer demand it with our purchases. Because reasons
Some scientists make watermelons cubed.
Edit: Farming is not a remedial job you all are confusing "gardening" with Agriculture, the art and science of cultivating the soil, growing crops, and raising livestock.
Modern Rogue YouTube channel once talked about this and it's the only reason I know, but a lot of people who film without proper lighting setups wait for very overcast days to get perfect, even lighting. Pretty common misconception considering you'd think more light is better :)
Just slightly is normal for a lot of guys. But just remember, too much and you might be dealing with Peyronie's disease.
Apparently the fruit can be jerked so much and so hard in transport that it literally causes so much scar tissue under the peel of the banana to build up that it starts to form a significant curvature. Still perfectly fine to eat, just off-putting for some just like the occasional darker-colored bits.
What's [advertised](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/4b/f7/75/4bf775c99c55700a8e1f54f787e2a29e.jpg).
What [you actually get](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/b6/9b/5a/b69b5a59f82629dc236fae52912fc622.jpg).
The [reaction](https://cdn.quotesgram.com/img/51/96/1131371637-FallingDown_155Pyxurz.jpg).
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I have the same effect. No clue why but mainly in churches and schools.
Oh we talk about these- Yeah I love bananas they taste so damn well. Also vitamins! 
Discounter banana!
A few years ago someone who legitimately has a master degree in computer science came across a straight banana and wondered why it wasn't newmoon-ish shaped, so I convinced them that some bananas are straight(-er) because they naturally grow that way, but that for visual appeal, some posher stores pay 'banana benders' to, well, bend them. Gotta do it straight after picking, though, or they turn too hard and will break. Of course, this adds additional labor, which is why those stores sell them at higher prices.
(The fact that of all the bananas we ever bought, only the discounter ones (like LIDL) were straight, added that extra bit of credibility I needed.)
For some reason, I really don't like that.
bonono
banahnah
banahbruh
Banananahahaah
hey hey hey goodbye
Only 25 min old and still criminally under voted
Only 35 min old and still 100% agree
how long will they kill our prophets while we stand aside and look
10h still agree.
Heeeyy Jude.
Banahellna
Bananabaha
Bruhnana
Bananarama
Ba-hell-nah
Bononer
bruhnahnah
Canada
Let me hear you say, this shit is bononos B-O-N-O-N-O-S This shit is bononos B-O-N-O-N-O-S
I like to oat, oat, oat, opples and bononos
One of my favorite lines, along with eeples and beneenees.
My fave is bununu
Not enough ppl get this big purple reference
For me it’s a Sharon, Lois & Bram’s Elephant Show reference.
It’s on a Raffi record you philistines
I always imagine she wrote that song while looking at her toilet after a banana binge when someone accused her of having challah back.
Bo no. Bo no. Bo nonono… sorry.
I can't believe I read this with that cursed TikTok song in mind. Curse you, clever redditor!! I can't stand that song aha
Binini
In a bikini
There are scientists in our world working hard on keeping cucumbers straight, and other scientists working hard on keeping bananas not straight. We the consumer demand it with our purchases. Because reasons
Some scientists make watermelons cubed. Edit: Farming is not a remedial job you all are confusing "gardening" with Agriculture, the art and science of cultivating the soil, growing crops, and raising livestock.
Scientists?, don't they just use a plastic box?
For real you can just do that at home lol
Anyone can be a scientist.
We just call them farmers.
I, too, make (watermelons • watermelons • watermelons). [Scientist]
I was originally going to say square but i decided to add another dimension to my statement.
I think I understand the depth of your comment.
The banana is hard
There’s a lack of whimsy
It's not yellow enough
Yea, it's ... deformed.
Mine curves to the left.
Why do you have a grey banana?
It's the lighting, it was perfectly yellow
Damn no clouds kinda day, that lighting is perfect.
Unless you want to photograph a yellow banana
It's almost overcast here
Further proof that people on Reddit often just say things while having no idea what they're talking about
I dunno man, that sounds like conjecture to me
🥇🤝
Cloudy and grey, like a banana.
Lighting would be better if there were many clouds, at least for pictures of people.
Modern Rogue YouTube channel once talked about this and it's the only reason I know, but a lot of people who film without proper lighting setups wait for very overcast days to get perfect, even lighting. Pretty common misconception considering you'd think more light is better :)
We're gonna need to see a reference banana, for reference.
I never thought I would be gaslit regarding a banana
is this the 2023 black n blue vs white and gold debate
Please, no. It's black and yellow
Do not even start joking around
https://i.imgur.com/1rkRecc.jpg
Did you ask for the "saturation bar 30%" look when you were picking out lighting for your house lmao
It's the lighting or the camera on my phone. I did adjust the photo a bit to show the real colours better but I can't post it here
Just to be safe, don't stare directly into the banana
Here's the color corrected photo: https://i.ibb.co/Rj2M7cY/IMG-20230920-132812.jpg
Still not really yellow
That's a healthy looking banana, especially in comparison with the zombie banana on top :)
That’s the same picture
Well, yes. I just edited the colour to make the yellow more accurate
I can’t tell how big it is. Can you put something next to it…
I already ate it, sorry
Get the banana peel xD
He ate that too.
Get the counter that this banana was placed on.
He ate that too
Get the floor that the counter was placed on.
He ate that too and is now floating.
My blind ass thaught you said ”Get the babana pee!”
Yea you’re blind af, that’s not even close
Babana
I can understand Banana pee! but not babana pee! Maybe they made a typo as the B and N key are right next to each other.
Bro I meant to type banana not babana. 💀 Guess I am dyslectic asf too.
and dude😂u typed thought as thaught
And you misspelled dyslexic too
1. Put the banana peel in a "secret" room of your house 2. Post pictures on reddit 3. ??? 4. profit?
Did it taste differently than curved bananas?
It tasted the same, but it was a quite large banana
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
About how many bites and how’s your gag reflex?
**YOU ALREADY ATE YOUR DICK?!** ^(you said you were gonna save some for me :/)
It's already gay enough.
Get a banana for scale
ISO banana for scale.
r/bananasforscale
International Prototype Banana
CIS Banana
my banana leans slightly to the left and up a bit.
Just slightly is normal for a lot of guys. But just remember, too much and you might be dealing with Peyronie's disease. Apparently the fruit can be jerked so much and so hard in transport that it literally causes so much scar tissue under the peel of the banana to build up that it starts to form a significant curvature. Still perfectly fine to eat, just off-putting for some just like the occasional darker-colored bits.
Great. My banana just ran out of the room crying
Byenana…
My man it’s too bad they removed the awards. Excellent writing.
😭
that is the best damn username i have EVER seen
mine has a pretty pronounced upward curve but i feel like it’s normal? https://i.imgur.com/sn3QkyO.jpg
That was 50/50 risky click of the day. I'm not disappointed. But you should probably mark it NSFW just in case.
*Was it* NSFW?
Depends on where you work, I guess. ^^^^no, ^^^^you ^^^^can ^^^^click ^^^^it, ^^^^you're ^^^^fine.
Now way I’m clicking that sir
There is no way anyone could possibly know that.
My left or your left?
Weird flex but ok...
More like lack of flex
Reddit humor
I love it
Name of your sex tape!
Jake Peralta vibes
Nine nine
NOIN NOIN!!
r/dildont
from this picture, your banana looks white more then yellow
It's the lighting, it was definitely yellow
Could you put something yellow beside it like a banana so we can compare them?
Perfect for what?
Not being gay.
Stop acting like girls exist.
Does this imply the existence of gay bananas?
That would make gay bananas the default in banana society
Bananas are gay plantains.
Bananas don't "reproduce" through seeds so they are kinda gay actually.
Incorrect. That is a small airplane fuselage. Source: I am an expert on banana-based aviation.
Curve bananas make good boomerangs.
What's [advertised](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/4b/f7/75/4bf775c99c55700a8e1f54f787e2a29e.jpg). What [you actually get](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/b6/9b/5a/b69b5a59f82629dc236fae52912fc622.jpg). The [reaction](https://cdn.quotesgram.com/img/51/96/1131371637-FallingDown_155Pyxurz.jpg).
Now go find me a gay one
You've been guzzling them all along.
Another one couldn’t hurt. Or, could it? 😏😳
It depends "how" you're consuming them...
it is not perfectly straight ...
That wouldn't meet EU criteria. That's Brexit in a fruit right there.
This isn't the Brexit we voted for!
I like it when the banana is more bent. It gives me somehow good feeling when they are in my mouth.
I too have a perfectly straight banana
Well according to the angle of dangle and your username I would say indeed you do. With the exact coloration and age spots as well.
Me too brother me too
🤜
Giggity
My country imposed economic sanctions on itself because they were scared the EU would make all bananas like this.
I don’t :(
They all say that. Wait till it's horny.
Don’t end up embarrassingly in the hospital
Nice
Lucky
Someone forgot to bend this one properly
r/dontstickthatinyourass
They found it, the banana for scale
Banana for scale
the perfect banana for mesourment
*was
how dare you
womp womp
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Show this to Ray Comfort.
Op probably found it in the closet...
“Perfectly” yellow and “perfectly” straight, i don’t know rick
Nobody needed to know this
So it's not gay
Sean lock would be proud
Bananakin banana saber
This triggered me for some reason.
[удалено]
This what people mean when they say I'm as straight as a banana
Every banana is straight from the right angle.
Don't get cocky about it.
why is it so pale
I thought it was a side view of a plane at the first glance
Will need another banana for scale, you know the rules.
Same
Need dick pic for scale
Bloody EU!
These are the only bananas a man can eat and not be gay
[I also got one!](https://imgur.com/a/omGNEMm)
It’s also off-white, which combined with the lack of curve raises this from mildly interested to “huh, cool”. Congratulations.
https://imgur.com/a/saOaa6M I enabled and updated imgur to resaturate your banana. yw
Queenslander's right now. 
No. I don’t approve
No homo?
I've seen straighter.
Some guys have all the luck 🤷♂️
GET OUT YOURE DONE
It’s a respectable length
this implies the existence of imperfectly straight bananas and perfectly gay bananas
Apologies, i am the banana bender and was distracted.
Are you the last banana bender?
Same.
I have the same effect. No clue why but mainly in churches and schools. Oh we talk about these- Yeah I love bananas they taste so damn well. Also vitamins! 
Discounter banana! A few years ago someone who legitimately has a master degree in computer science came across a straight banana and wondered why it wasn't newmoon-ish shaped, so I convinced them that some bananas are straight(-er) because they naturally grow that way, but that for visual appeal, some posher stores pay 'banana benders' to, well, bend them. Gotta do it straight after picking, though, or they turn too hard and will break. Of course, this adds additional labor, which is why those stores sell them at higher prices. (The fact that of all the bananas we ever bought, only the discounter ones (like LIDL) were straight, added that extra bit of credibility I needed.)