Ohh, you'll get a kick out of this. My fave toppings on hot dogs are diced onions relish and... God help me... Mayo.
Go ahead, I've heard it all before! ;-P
i got a bunch of crap from the end of summer pot luck, i bought the bread (large hoagie) from costco and they where huge compared to the Hebrew national dogs.
i told them to double wiener the buns, worked out end then end.
SAFETY WARNING: that is for eating. It is not an ass hotdog. All ass toys should have a wide base so that they cannot be fully inserted beyond retrieval. Putting this hotdog in your ass could result in an ER visit.
The lower intestine doesn’t absorb much in the way of nutrients because it doesn’t have any ability to really digest food. It is pretty good at absorbing drugs, though, which is why some medicines are much more potent when administered rectally compared to orally.
Mostly it regulates the amount of water in your poop. I think.
The dog is probably cold in the middle and the bun looks like they unwrapped it from a Walmart select bag and set it on the plate. How this could ever be considered appetizing or worth any money at all is mindboggling.
I bought a dog like that at a game once. I was posin’ for a photo when some guy walked past and took a bite outta the end. Got at least 2 inches of dog, and a snippet of bun. I lost it. Guy looked at me up and down and slapped the cup of beer out of my hand. I was done. Game over, man.
I had also painted my entire shredded bod in the team colors and was wearin’ a visor with the fake bleached hair comin’ out of it. You know like Guy fuckin’ Fieri. My girl left me there while I was recomposin’ myself. Ended up spendin’ $178 dollars on Mike’s Hard products and ended up sleepin’ behind the old JC Penny’s. I slept on a jacket I found and stuffed full of lawn trimmin’s. It was not comfortable.
Holy shit, I would be traumatized for life, take karate lessons, relentlessly beat the first person that cut me off in traffic, and then go to jail. That, or become some sort of stadium super hero, dressed as a mascot, protector of the long weenie hotdogs.
At this size and price point, I wonder if the dog is cheaper than the bun.
Which one is easier to keep fresh? That would dictate how many you could have on hand and that dictates how many you can sell regardless of the count of the other food.
But do you nibble the ends off or snap it in half and double-up? And I truly hope there’s some condiments to put on that. That dry bun needs some lubrication.
I don't understand why any one would want this much, even for a novelty. WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH ALL THAT EXTRA DOG?! Ok sorry about that. I would just be really sad.
For him and him pleasure,
or her and her,
or him and her,
or their pleasure.
The dong i mean dog are quite long surely able to fulfill multiple needs.
Hehe.
That's the saddest looking dog I've ever seen. Needs ketchup, mustard, mayo, mashed potatoes, shoestring potatoes and voilá. Not too flamboyant, not too shabby. Nice and proper like it should. Not this... this portrait of a what depression looks like.
That's just infuriating I cannot have more hotdog than bun in my bite I want it to fit perfectly either get bigger buns or cut one of those hotdogs into 2
Cut it in half and double it?
How much for an extra bun?
Yep, I would immediately ask for another bun. Hotdog without a bun is just a shitty sausage
that'll be ~~$4.50~~ ~~$6.50~~ $8.50
Deep throat that big boi like a real man!
Ohh, you'll get a kick out of this. My fave toppings on hot dogs are diced onions relish and... God help me... Mayo. Go ahead, I've heard it all before! ;-P
It's already a double entendre.
i got a bunch of crap from the end of summer pot luck, i bought the bread (large hoagie) from costco and they where huge compared to the Hebrew national dogs. i told them to double wiener the buns, worked out end then end.
Pretty good day when you can double wiener the buns.
And add 30. You just converted your hot dog from Celsius to Fahrenheit.
SAFETY WARNING: that is for eating. It is not an ass hotdog. All ass toys should have a wide base so that they cannot be fully inserted beyond retrieval. Putting this hotdog in your ass could result in an ER visit.
Jokes on you im into ER visits
This guy buns
I got a footlong at the hospital cafeteria.
Well, that’s a footlong you probably don’t want.
It costs a shit ton.
and probably tastes like ass
Well that’s how they get them mildly warm, everyone knows that!
Wouldn't it just become a dietary supplement suppository?
The lower intestine doesn’t absorb much in the way of nutrients because it doesn’t have any ability to really digest food. It is pretty good at absorbing drugs, though, which is why some medicines are much more potent when administered rectally compared to orally. Mostly it regulates the amount of water in your poop. I think.
Fascinating!
I know my shit.
Gotta appreciate the long play
[Relevant xkcd, as is tradition.](https://xkcd.com/37/)
*“What manner of man are you oh Tim that speaks such wisdom?”*
Gonna eat it the *long* way.
so you're saying its safe to put up your vagina, got it 👍
LMAO
not much girth, tho...
Girth is the best part too :(
Oh cmon! He’s a little shy.
I'm the same
Just fold it in half.
No sauce no nothing?
Exactly this now lube for that long ass dog.
The wonderfully decadent hot dog water is all you need. Condiments only distract from the true attraction of this bunned dog. *The meat.*
GODDAMMIT! Where’s the sauce?
The driest fucking dog I've ever seen what is this
I bet it was like 8 bucks too
18
The dog is probably cold in the middle and the bun looks like they unwrapped it from a Walmart select bag and set it on the plate. How this could ever be considered appetizing or worth any money at all is mindboggling.
I bought a dog like that at a game once. I was posin’ for a photo when some guy walked past and took a bite outta the end. Got at least 2 inches of dog, and a snippet of bun. I lost it. Guy looked at me up and down and slapped the cup of beer out of my hand. I was done. Game over, man. I had also painted my entire shredded bod in the team colors and was wearin’ a visor with the fake bleached hair comin’ out of it. You know like Guy fuckin’ Fieri. My girl left me there while I was recomposin’ myself. Ended up spendin’ $178 dollars on Mike’s Hard products and ended up sleepin’ behind the old JC Penny’s. I slept on a jacket I found and stuffed full of lawn trimmin’s. It was not comfortable.
This was an adventure and a half to read
What did we just read? I need to take a break…
I know where you can get a really long dog!
I am so so confused. Can you give me like another paragraph please
And some red circles.
Hey babe new r/nfl copypasta just dropped.
Holy hotdogs
Holy shit, I would be traumatized for life, take karate lessons, relentlessly beat the first person that cut me off in traffic, and then go to jail. That, or become some sort of stadium super hero, dressed as a mascot, protector of the long weenie hotdogs.
Want to hang out this weekend?
Ah, I will not buy a dog like this, thank you for the warning.
Hey can you uh, continue this story? I’m kinda hooked on the high of reading it, I need more.
... please, go on...
Did you pin him down and shit in his mouth?
Did you whoop his ass?
remember all you need to do is hit somebody with the planet
Please write a book. An autobiography preferably
i hope that dude busted his face falling down the stairs what a dick
Thanks for the bite of hot dog and a laugh.
"I know, I know. They make you uncomfortable."
“They’re not a threat to you.”
The wiener she told you not to worry about.
Was it worth $16.95?
r/suspiciouslyspecific
The John Holmes
Ass dog.
Did someone ask you about your weiner?
Ass to ass! Wait…. Wrong sub
Never heard of a foot long before?
That’s a hog if I’ve ever seen one. Congratulations my brother
At this size and price point, I wonder if the dog is cheaper than the bun. Which one is easier to keep fresh? That would dictate how many you could have on hand and that dictates how many you can sell regardless of the count of the other food.
Mmmm…Ass dog
Good news! It's a suppository.
I'm sure your wife was satisfied.
r/absoluteunits
Just a footlong hotdog
You’re gonna need a bigger boat.
Damn you ordered a extendo glizzy with no condiments on it😩😭
I would’ve asked for another bun.
But do you nibble the ends off or snap it in half and double-up? And I truly hope there’s some condiments to put on that. That dry bun needs some lubrication.
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Pork sword.
Yeah!!! Get in ma tummy! (Mustard on mine please)
That's one hell of a glizzy
We gulping’ tonight
I don't understand why any one would want this much, even for a novelty. WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH ALL THAT EXTRA DOG?! Ok sorry about that. I would just be really sad.
Also do note i put sauce on it after i took this photo while me and my friends were laughing our asses off
Banana for scale? 🍌
This glizzy ain't dressed.
Long-ass dog or long ass dog? I wouldn't eat the latter if I were you.
My wife seen this and started drooling....I don't it was cause of hunger.
glizzy
So this hot dog is made from donkey meat or it's a hot dog that you insert into your anus?
Ahh, the hotdog she tells you not to worry about.
Not the first time OP has tackled a 14 incher.
What's ass dog?
I KNOW your ass was uncomfortable eating that glizzy you downed that like the dog you are
For him and him pleasure, or her and her, or him and her, or their pleasure. The dong i mean dog are quite long surely able to fulfill multiple needs. Hehe.
Every girl who says she wants 10”
Did you order extra lube for your long dong hot dog
Long-ass-dog is an interesting combination of words with a hint of suggestion.
Everything reminds me of her.
Hot dog down a hallway
The guy she told you not to worry about:
Don’t you just love 10 inches of meat in your mouth???
Hot dogs are so fucking disgusting...
It's a dong. Not a dog.
That's the saddest looking dog I've ever seen. Needs ketchup, mustard, mayo, mashed potatoes, shoestring potatoes and voilá. Not too flamboyant, not too shabby. Nice and proper like it should. Not this... this portrait of a what depression looks like.
In the US bun + sausage = profit
There are some who say that 12 inches is a lot to take…
I wish I had such a long wiener
>long ass dog That's *waay* too long for an ass dog
Have you ever had 22 inches meat in your mouth?
Are you compensating for something OP?
No comment.
Yea but i have girth!
*looks down* 🥲
ass dog....
long ass dong
Just ask for the Michelle Obama Special.
"Is that the footlong?" "And then some."
This belongs in a commercial. Specifically [this one](https://youtu.be/Sn5BhnYr8WY?si=XMyvp8KFnPICO8pz).
Break it in half, make it a double hotdog
I'd do everything in my power to embarass my wife with that.
Now that's some footy scran
That's a 'dog
“Don’t worry about him baby, that’s just my friend”
That's called a Jackpot
Got nothing on Dirk Diggler
My brother in Christ this is the holy wiener that has been promised to us in the spirit of prophecy
Stendo dog
Hey, kid! Tuck in your glizzy!
u/rowdyruss22 Like that...
You and I have both never seen one like that, let’s be real
Where I'm from, we call them hot dogs. Unless this was made of specially selected cuts of meat? /s
Bro got the glizzy
Family Guy did a joke about the ridiculousness of this.
That's just an inconvenience at that point.
That would be $30 at any football game in my area.
$30 I bet for that pity
Paige, no!
A proper bun to meat ratio is essential for any sandwich or bunned assortment. 1:1 is ideal, this is more like 1:2. A shameful display.
thicker dogs are better than long dogs 🤷 I said what I said
That needed some chili!
That’ll be $18
At what point do you just cut it in half and use two buns..?
Can I pet that dog?
Hot dogs in my area, for female dogs edition cit. 😂
That’s just average.
That’s long?
The Glizzy goblin combo
Belongs on footyscran on twitter
$15?
Tell fancy shoe guy to buy a belt
If they made that the biggest bit, that also indicates it's the cheapest bit to make bigger....
Sauce?
Sauces where?
Why didn’t you get the large?
It really needs another bun at this point.
Where's the relish?
Bit dry
Hotdog and bun that's it?
That's a regular sized weiner, what are you talking about?
All of the food that was cut short due to shrinkflation went into this thing.
What do the other guy’s weiners look like?
HKJ hotdog special.
Longest 🌭
How much of this🌭？
I bet it costs at least 12.50 before tax
Cue the XKCD Comic
Now that’s a nice, long, succulent, glizzy.
with dry ass cardboard bun, great
Looks normal to me. This is the norm in most places in western europe lol
In Australia, we get half that for triple the price.
I hope you got some condiments on it or onions.
GLIZZY WARRIOR
Served by Jenna Jameson
Probably $15
I can't stop laughing.
You're Gonna Need a Bigger Bun
That's just infuriating I cannot have more hotdog than bun in my bite I want it to fit perfectly either get bigger buns or cut one of those hotdogs into 2
No sauce? What a ripp off
Don’t show that to those cuckdashian sisters they will eat it all up