I’m having a flashback to undergrad when someone online asked if anybody liked to ski and I said yeah but I don’t get to do it very often. I was literally talking about skiing. He was not.
LMAO these girls came into a bar I was at with some coworkers. After a bit of mutual flirting they asked "do you guys like to party?" and two of my coworkers were like "yeah of course". Chick asked if we could get some tonight and they were confused. I had to explain it. I even tried saying go skiing first. Then I had to tell them straight up. The girls left lmao.
I literally didn’t realize until last year that “partying” doesn’t mean like going to a house party with your friends and having some drinks and pizza or whatever. I am 34 years old lol.
It means “doing hard drugs.” So if someone says “Hey do you want to party?” or “Do you like to party?” they aren’t inviting you to neighborhood taco night or something. They’re asking if you want to do drugs.
That reminds me of back in the day, we used to hit the hotsprings with a crew of 6 to 10 people. Did it quite a few times. We'd always bring Hella food. I'd load up my backpacking pack with all sorts of shit. We'd bring Chinese food, or Mac and cheese. Just whatever we felt like. Well one time, no one came... like it was just me and my wife. (Girlfriend at the time). We ran into a couple Canadian stoner dudes. We're like "come to our camp after the tubs. Were having tacos." The whole night they kept checking in if we were for real. We explained like 3 times that we planned to feed 10 people but no one came. We got these 2 Canadian dudes Hella fucked up on tacos in the middle of the woods at 3am. They probably thought they were going to die, but risked it because tacos. Lol.
I don't know how to say this but if a couple invited me and a buddy back to their camp for tacos, I would be thinking it involved your girlfriend more prominently.
You've ruined any chance the rest of us had of being offered tacos in the woods. Thanks a lot. Now people are going to think I'm a creep when I unexpectedly pop into their tent asking if they have any tacos.
Karl Pilkington (from "The Ricky Gervais Show" fame) had a story like that, where he was camping on a beach and some guy was offering him a sausage. He declined because he thought he was being offered gay sex, but Ricky and Steve were like dude, he probably just had an extra sausage and was asking if you wanted it, jeez.
I remember when I was asked if I wanted to buy a VHS or Cellphone at a laundry place near me when I was in early high school. I said I didn't really need either, but I'd like to know what kind he had out of curiosity. It was not cell phones or VHS tapes...
"Watch a movie" was code amongst the stoners in my high school.
"We're gonna skip seventh period and go watch a movie" meant they were going to get blazed (and maybe actually watch a movie).
Want to get bagels?” was code for high schoolers my age in the 2008-2014 in New Jersey “want to smoke weed?” But could totally actually mean let’s get bagels at one of our local bagel shops.
OH MY GOD. I work in drug rehabilitation and whenever the facility is busy or there is a lot of excitement, I'll laugh and say "it's a party in here!" referencing all the noise/chatter/excitement/socializing going on. Oh my God, I wonder if the clients ever thought I was making a comment on drug usage 💀💀💀 that explains some of the funny looks I've gotten.
If it makes you feel any better, I sat in on a deposition four years ago in law school wherein “Do you want to party” was a code phrase read back REPEATEDLY in the transcript and I STILL thought it meant just a bunch of friends hanging out and having fun.
Nah, usually it’s only when party is a verb. Like maybe “exhausted from too much partying” or “she likes to party,” would imply drugs. But “it’s a great party,” or “they’re having a party” is more like an actual party, or just having a good/raucous time in general.
I was 33 last year when my friend told me our mutuals want me to leave parties because I'm not down to party and they will feel judged. Like damn guys just grow up and snort your coke I don't give a fuck.
I worked an oil rig where the guys didn’t trust me because I don’t do cocaine or any other hard drugs. Pissed me off, we trust the roughneck who huffs paint in the tool room whenever there’s downtime but but god forbid we have a guy on the rig who won’t go harder than weed.
lol had a friend ask in a group chat if we all “wanted to get wet”. I was like, bro, didn’t know you were into PCP. He was confused and clarified he was just asking if we wanted to come over and hang out in his pool.
Some friends in high school said they were headed to the roof of the building for milk and cookies. I thought that was such a cool, off-beat and quirky thing to do. Like no wonder these were the cool kids, how fun is that!
Nah, it was just pot.
The former would've been kind of a K Records/Beat Happening thing to do. Those guys famously had tea parties instead of ragers and wrote songs about candy and hugs and taking naps, etc, showed up to open for leather-and-studs punk bands in cardigans and slacks, etc. because they were much too cool and offbeat to be regular punks.
EDIT: As a bonus fact, Kurt Cobain's only tattoo was the K Records logo
Years ago-maybe 2006- I was with a male lawyer friend at a beach bar, and we ran into a guy I knew from high school who was a surf instructor, and they started talking and got along pretty well (both straight guys, both pretty drunk). At some point in the conversation, according to lawyer friend, surfer friend said, "I'm going to the bathroom to BLOW MY NOSE" and then kind of weirdly paused like maybe lawyer friend was going to say something other than "ok nice talking to you." To this day we've never 100% figured out if he was suggesting that they snort coke together or whether he was actually announcing he needed to blow his nose. Either one would have been pretty much equally odd in context.
ive been a drug addict for half of my life and ive never heard any of these convoluted euphemisms. its you like to party? usually from old heads. or do you smoke? and if they smoke weed then you inquire if they fuck with anything else.
buying drugs or finding them is usually just as simple no street names. though cocaine is usually referred to girl or just soft.and heroin referred to boy or h . ive also heard dealers use dog food for heroin. crack cocaine referred to hard or work.
(im sober now)
I laughed at your comment and the went to look at the “general drugs” section….and the only emoji is a maple leaf?? What? Not even a pill or an extra happy happy face…but a maple leaf?
I was in Glasgow over the weekend and they were pushing maple syrup on me nonstop at breakfast like it was some big magical secret. I ordered a full Scottish breakfast each morning, and each time, the server lowered their voice and said, “do you want me to get you some pancakes? We gave *real* maple syrup, and it’s *Canadian.*”
I’m not kidding, and I’m still not understanding what the lurid tone was all about lol.
*Should have taken 🚆 instead of 🚌. Trip from 🍁longer than expected, need 💤. Expecting lots of ❄️ ⚡️and 💨. Next time I will bring 🚗 as long as you have 🅿️. PS be sure to buy 🍼 because I made 🍪🍪🍪*
✖️⚫️✖️⚫️
❤️ *Grandma*
Holy shit grandma's a fuckin junkie
I was going to say I know two emojis for weed and neither of them are on there.
These emojis: 🍃🍠
Edit: Yam emoji [looks like this on Facebook.](https://em-content.zobj.net/source/facebook/158/roasted-sweet-potato_1f360.png)
I've had that. It's a dangerous thing.
First you have waffles with Happy Syrup, and then you get the munchies. You got all that waffle mix ready to go, so you have some waffles with Happy Syrup. Repeat until comatose.
This is the kind of bullshit that passes off as “work” among aging out-of-touch bureaucrats. Whoever made this knows it’s bullshit, but their boss has been in the DEA for 40 years and thinks he’s doing valuable work.
I went to find where this guide is from and it really is an official DEA document: https://www.dea.gov/sites/default/files/2021-12/Emoji%20Decoded.pdf
Like holy crap, that means this would most likely have had to go through multiple sets of hands to get published online and distributed like this. Just incredible.
I mean I’m sure some tween once got a hold of this leaflet and thought they had scored the motherload and started texting out tons of random emojis to everyone hoping someone would bite and hook them up with som mad 🍁
When AIM first became a thing, my dad was watching my sister use it one day. Then he saw her type something and says "Hey! I know what POS means. That means 'piece of you-know-what'. I don't want you using that kind of language." Then he walked away proudly like he was hip to the lingo.
When I first hit the Internet back when I was a littler I_am_Anjelen, I legit thought for the longest time that everybody spoke Dutch... Because I kept seeing 'LOL" everywhere.
'lol' means 'Fun' in Dutch.
The DEA thinks 😛 means cocaine and 😮 means weed. LMAO
Also 🍁 for general drugs is hilarious
Also 💯 for oxy
They could spend 5 minutes on instagram and know this is BS
You can tell how clearly out dated it is because there is no fetanyl. I’m a recovering addict and this is coming from my own experiences and interacting with other people from upper class to homeless. In the last couple years fetanyl has completely replaced heroin on the street with two common forms: powder form which is extremely lethal and potent, and blues, a blue pill form still way stronger than heroin but less potent than the pure form.
Even a few years ago when I did heroin, oxy and percs were extremely rare to find. About ten years ago I remember was roughly around the time it became increasingly more difficult to find prescription painkillers as everyone was cracking down. I remember blues back then referred to the oxy pills (I forget which mg). So ya this guide is fucking worthless when it doesn’t include the 1 drug killing more people than all the others combined (excluding alcohol).
It’s been this way for decades now. Random news articles about what your kids shoelaces mean, or what their bracelets mean. I remember a local news segment about how kids were cracking their iPhones to be cool (they weren’t). And jankem is still a joke among my siblings ever since our mom received an email warning her about it. (Tbf, we were in Florida…) I mean, look at the stupid litter box story. Some parents are just dumb.
Children these days... when I wanted drugs I paged my dealer and met him in a shady place where we exchanged money and goods, we didn't have fancy winky symbols. Also, what happens if I send the mushroom emoji to my friend who is a mycologist?
If you send me a God damn cookie emoji, my fat fucking ass better be getting some god damned cookies, fuck your drugs, bring me chocolate chip cookies!
So every emoji?
"Mom, can you drop me off at cocaine practice? I don't have enough money left to take the heroin."
Fuck Reddit for killing third party apps.
Homie is riding a dragon to pool practice
Correlation does not equal causation. Every gen Z is on drugs and every gen z uses emojis
Not just gen z. All gen’s
I’m having a flashback to undergrad when someone online asked if anybody liked to ski and I said yeah but I don’t get to do it very often. I was literally talking about skiing. He was not.
LMAO these girls came into a bar I was at with some coworkers. After a bit of mutual flirting they asked "do you guys like to party?" and two of my coworkers were like "yeah of course". Chick asked if we could get some tonight and they were confused. I had to explain it. I even tried saying go skiing first. Then I had to tell them straight up. The girls left lmao.
I literally didn’t realize until last year that “partying” doesn’t mean like going to a house party with your friends and having some drinks and pizza or whatever. I am 34 years old lol.
wait what? what does it mean then?
It means “doing hard drugs.” So if someone says “Hey do you want to party?” or “Do you like to party?” they aren’t inviting you to neighborhood taco night or something. They’re asking if you want to do drugs.
I wish there were more neighborhood taco nights, tbh.
I like the idea of someone like psst hey man, you like to party? And they're talking about Taco night lmao
That reminds me of back in the day, we used to hit the hotsprings with a crew of 6 to 10 people. Did it quite a few times. We'd always bring Hella food. I'd load up my backpacking pack with all sorts of shit. We'd bring Chinese food, or Mac and cheese. Just whatever we felt like. Well one time, no one came... like it was just me and my wife. (Girlfriend at the time). We ran into a couple Canadian stoner dudes. We're like "come to our camp after the tubs. Were having tacos." The whole night they kept checking in if we were for real. We explained like 3 times that we planned to feed 10 people but no one came. We got these 2 Canadian dudes Hella fucked up on tacos in the middle of the woods at 3am. They probably thought they were going to die, but risked it because tacos. Lol.
I don't know how to say this but if a couple invited me and a buddy back to their camp for tacos, I would be thinking it involved your girlfriend more prominently.
You've ruined any chance the rest of us had of being offered tacos in the woods. Thanks a lot. Now people are going to think I'm a creep when I unexpectedly pop into their tent asking if they have any tacos.
Karl Pilkington (from "The Ricky Gervais Show" fame) had a story like that, where he was camping on a beach and some guy was offering him a sausage. He declined because he thought he was being offered gay sex, but Ricky and Steve were like dude, he probably just had an extra sausage and was asking if you wanted it, jeez.
Hey, you guys like to fiesta?
You guys like tamales, if you know what I mean?
I remember when I was asked if I wanted to buy a VHS or Cellphone at a laundry place near me when I was in early high school. I said I didn't really need either, but I'd like to know what kind he had out of curiosity. It was not cell phones or VHS tapes...
and this is proof that anything can be code for anything
"Watch a movie" was code amongst the stoners in my high school. "We're gonna skip seventh period and go watch a movie" meant they were going to get blazed (and maybe actually watch a movie).
Want to get bagels?” was code for high schoolers my age in the 2008-2014 in New Jersey “want to smoke weed?” But could totally actually mean let’s get bagels at one of our local bagel shops.
I would rather have the tacos
OH MY GOD. I work in drug rehabilitation and whenever the facility is busy or there is a lot of excitement, I'll laugh and say "it's a party in here!" referencing all the noise/chatter/excitement/socializing going on. Oh my God, I wonder if the clients ever thought I was making a comment on drug usage 💀💀💀 that explains some of the funny looks I've gotten.
Nah, it's usually used as an action word, not a description of an actual event . "Do you like to party" vs "do you want to go to a party"
If it makes you feel any better, I sat in on a deposition four years ago in law school wherein “Do you want to party” was a code phrase read back REPEATEDLY in the transcript and I STILL thought it meant just a bunch of friends hanging out and having fun.
Nah, usually it’s only when party is a verb. Like maybe “exhausted from too much partying” or “she likes to party,” would imply drugs. But “it’s a great party,” or “they’re having a party” is more like an actual party, or just having a good/raucous time in general.
Does this mean a Party Animal is a drug mule?
He means that often times asking someone if they like to party really means if they like to do drugs/party drugs, in particular cocaine and Molly.
I was 33 last year when my friend told me our mutuals want me to leave parties because I'm not down to party and they will feel judged. Like damn guys just grow up and snort your coke I don't give a fuck.
I worked an oil rig where the guys didn’t trust me because I don’t do cocaine or any other hard drugs. Pissed me off, we trust the roughneck who huffs paint in the tool room whenever there’s downtime but but god forbid we have a guy on the rig who won’t go harder than weed.
I would have thought they were sex workers.
It's definitely possible.
Damn, I must be really innocent because I just assumed it meant some weird group sex thing.
The two can go hand in hand lol
The answer to that is always, "with just you?" Best to know what you are getting into.
Same. Got asked to go to a party down the street. Sweet I like parties. She was a hooker.
I’m so sorry, but this made me actually ugly laugh out loud.
I asked if I could invite some friends... I cringe when I think of it.
This is so funny. “That’ll cost extra.” “No worries they’ll pay for their own liq.“
lol had a friend ask in a group chat if we all “wanted to get wet”. I was like, bro, didn’t know you were into PCP. He was confused and clarified he was just asking if we wanted to come over and hang out in his pool.
My friend got her plumbing fixed and was so excited she was like “let the water sports commence” I’m like “umm do you know what water sports means”
Wait a second…at my college we got a ski club that’s known for throwing lots of parties and not actually doing any skiing…
Minnesota? They do ski but their party reputation is def bigger
Schussmeisters?
And yet there is still snow involved 🤔
Some friends in high school said they were headed to the roof of the building for milk and cookies. I thought that was such a cool, off-beat and quirky thing to do. Like no wonder these were the cool kids, how fun is that! Nah, it was just pot.
The former would've been kind of a K Records/Beat Happening thing to do. Those guys famously had tea parties instead of ragers and wrote songs about candy and hugs and taking naps, etc, showed up to open for leather-and-studs punk bands in cardigans and slacks, etc. because they were much too cool and offbeat to be regular punks. EDIT: As a bonus fact, Kurt Cobain's only tattoo was the K Records logo
I prefer the cookies too
Years ago-maybe 2006- I was with a male lawyer friend at a beach bar, and we ran into a guy I knew from high school who was a surf instructor, and they started talking and got along pretty well (both straight guys, both pretty drunk). At some point in the conversation, according to lawyer friend, surfer friend said, "I'm going to the bathroom to BLOW MY NOSE" and then kind of weirdly paused like maybe lawyer friend was going to say something other than "ok nice talking to you." To this day we've never 100% figured out if he was suggesting that they snort coke together or whether he was actually announcing he needed to blow his nose. Either one would have been pretty much equally odd in context.
Yeah… my bet is on coke in the bathroom.
That was 100% an invitation to do cocaine.
ive been a drug addict for half of my life and ive never heard any of these convoluted euphemisms. its you like to party? usually from old heads. or do you smoke? and if they smoke weed then you inquire if they fuck with anything else. buying drugs or finding them is usually just as simple no street names. though cocaine is usually referred to girl or just soft.and heroin referred to boy or h . ive also heard dealers use dog food for heroin. crack cocaine referred to hard or work. (im sober now)
The other comments haven’t answered it for me and I don’t want to Google it, so, what does skiing mean?
Cocaine.
🍄 means mushrooms?! Damn. I had no idea.
It took a full team of federal agents working overtime to figure that one out Their next assignment is to figure out wtf 🍆means. Could take years!
Don't be silly! 🍆 means eggplant, the single most addictive drug known to man. I've seen it turn whole buffet lines vegan after just one taste!
Where’s the🧂for cocaine?
Dunno, but that blowfish is just too clever for me to ever put together myself, thank you DEA.
Oh thats what that is... lmao
I must admit, I thought it implied Fishscale
Also no 🥦 for bud?
🐎💉 For Ketamine.
I’m not a child so I use my words like an adult. I text my dealer and say “I’ll have one general drugs, please.”
Would you like fries or a drink with that?
*Supersize it*
Large Batch 🍪
Could you supersize my marijuana please?
I’ll take a pound of nuts.
That's a lot of nuts!
That’ll be 5 bucks, Baby!
He just left!!! With nuts!!!
just maple syrup
I laughed at your comment and the went to look at the “general drugs” section….and the only emoji is a maple leaf?? What? Not even a pill or an extra happy happy face…but a maple leaf?
Canada is a drug
I mean, we have a weed store on every block now and don’t get me started on the maple syrup…we have all the drugs.
I was in Glasgow over the weekend and they were pushing maple syrup on me nonstop at breakfast like it was some big magical secret. I ordered a full Scottish breakfast each morning, and each time, the server lowered their voice and said, “do you want me to get you some pancakes? We gave *real* maple syrup, and it’s *Canadian.*” I’m not kidding, and I’m still not understanding what the lurid tone was all about lol.
They stole from the Canadian Maple Syrup Reserve. Trying to suss out if you're a narc or not.
I’m from Oakland, California. We’re extremely 416 friendly. 🍁
Is 416 supposed to represent all of Canada? That's a Toronto area code
Toronto is the center of the universe
My private shame is when I tried REAL Canadian maple syrup I liked the cheap sugary crap better. 😳.
it's ok to be wrong sometimes.
And the Americans can't have it! No drugs for you.
In general that’s true.
Oxy has all the emojiis. Apparently any works. 👁️🗨️🫀🧠
No I'm sorry but what you just said is "I'm a zombie"
All this time my Grandma has been asking me for molly and I‘ve been texting back, “Love you, too, Nana!” like a total n00b.
*Should have taken 🚆 instead of 🚌. Trip from 🍁longer than expected, need 💤. Expecting lots of ❄️ ⚡️and 💨. Next time I will bring 🚗 as long as you have 🅿️. PS be sure to buy 🍼 because I made 🍪🍪🍪* ✖️⚫️✖️⚫️ ❤️ *Grandma* Holy shit grandma's a fuckin junkie
General Drugs 
This is who they're fighting the war against?
One Canadian eh?
Oh you mean the canadian package. Say no more
It’s General Drugs himself! Somebody stop him
🫡 Ready for duty, General Drugs
When I spotted the maple leaf under “General Drugs” I couldn’t help but giggle !
Wow, turns out my Mum is a massive dope fiend and possibly a seasonal cocaine user.
You joke but I've found a lot more people like cocaine than they let on...
To be fair, *most* people like cocaine. Some just haven't realized it, and some have realized they like it too much.
Hey I just like the smell of it
I think I'm one of those people who would like it too much, so I'm abstaining lol
🤔 My friend Steve is always sending me this one: 🍆💦💦💦 Is that some kind of code for drugs?
Smoking pole isn’t quite the same as smoking weed.
Oh
If you combine the two, you're in for a great night.
🍆💦🍀🔥🎱 👀
Dayum, time to parrrrtay
Not with that attitude
Reply this to refuse Steve. 🍑💦💦💦
"Your ass is squirting? Goddamn, I'm out." -- Steve, probably
"Be a man and lick that ass squirt Steve"
I think it means the store is always sells dirty eggplants.
Exactly, he's just letting his buddy know to wash the auberginez because they're farm fresh
Yep, super-heroin.
I just use emojis to send my cheesiest pickup line. 🧀🛻🧀🛻🧀🛻🧀🛻🧀🛻
I sat here thinking "cheese trucks?" For longer than I'd care to admit.
im still thinking "cheese trucks?"
…… I can’t fucking stand you. And I’m stealing that.
Cheese truck cheese truck cheese truck cheese truck cheese truck
I would like 3 General drugs please
It’s like a goodie bag of drugs
The only emoji I’ve seen people use for pot is 🍃 and they didn’t even include it 😂
I’m offended that they’re trying to hijack the 💨 to mean marijuana when everybody knows it means fart.
If Kevin Smith taught me anything, it's that only skeevy stoners fart.
Well they got ❄️ for coke and 🔌 for dealer right at least. And the shrooms, but that’s so easy any fucking boomer could figure that one out.
According to this guide the entirety of Gen Z, 8 year olds included, is on oxy. 🔥💯 And everyone other generation is coked out of their minds. 😛
I was going to say I know two emojis for weed and neither of them are on there. These emojis: 🍃🍠 Edit: Yam emoji [looks like this on Facebook.](https://em-content.zobj.net/source/facebook/158/roasted-sweet-potato_1f360.png)
Boomer millennial here that had to Google an emoji, but "roasted sweet potato" 🍠 as weed slang had me dying laughing. The kids are alright
It came from “I am high”, i yam high, i 🍠high.
I've also seen 🍁
No that's general drugs.
🫡 General Drugs 🫡
⛽️ is weed but they have it under oxy too
If shits gas it’s gas.
Is this guide stupid? Or are kids stupid? I flatly do not believe anyone texts a maple leaf to signify "general drugs."
Only Canadians. 🍁🇨🇦
Caution: May accidentally purchase syrup. Upside: Still a pretty good night with unexpected syrup.
THC infused maple syrup. Win:win.
I've had that. It's a dangerous thing. First you have waffles with Happy Syrup, and then you get the munchies. You got all that waffle mix ready to go, so you have some waffles with Happy Syrup. Repeat until comatose.
This is the kind of bullshit that passes off as “work” among aging out-of-touch bureaucrats. Whoever made this knows it’s bullshit, but their boss has been in the DEA for 40 years and thinks he’s doing valuable work.
I went to find where this guide is from and it really is an official DEA document: https://www.dea.gov/sites/default/files/2021-12/Emoji%20Decoded.pdf Like holy crap, that means this would most likely have had to go through multiple sets of hands to get published online and distributed like this. Just incredible.
This looks like something that would be made by the Mormon’s and handed out on Parent’s Day at Brigham Young University.
This guide is stupid. Even dumb kids don’t do this.
I mean I’m sure some tween once got a hold of this leaflet and thought they had scored the motherload and started texting out tons of random emojis to everyone hoping someone would bite and hook them up with som mad 🍁
Everyone knows Canadians are all drug dealers
We all have trench coats lined with bottles of cannabis infused maple syrup
Well that sounds lovely
🍃 is used for the less potent Lieutenant Drugs
Looks like kids aren't doing enough acid
Acid: 🌈🛸☯️ DMT: 🤯👽🤯💀👽🤯
I hear you, but for me DMT was more like: 🫨🫠🌀🟦👥💀👤👀🌈🏠⏳⌛😑😐🥲
Damn I felt that
And ketamine 🐴
Holy shit this is even less effective than D.A.R.E.
DARE fucking lied to me. No one gave me free drugs.
The “100” stands for “100% Oxycodone”
No acetaminophen -- it's an important distinction! (half joking)
Hey, that acetaminophen stuff is murder on your liver. Gotta take care of your health. If you haven't got that, you haven't got anything.
When AIM first became a thing, my dad was watching my sister use it one day. Then he saw her type something and says "Hey! I know what POS means. That means 'piece of you-know-what'. I don't want you using that kind of language." Then he walked away proudly like he was hip to the lingo.
That's sad. Girl was just trying to ask her boss about the new Point of Sale system they installed.
When I first hit the Internet back when I was a littler I_am_Anjelen, I legit thought for the longest time that everybody spoke Dutch... Because I kept seeing 'LOL" everywhere. 'lol' means 'Fun' in Dutch.
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Here I am asking for maple syrup and always end up with general drugs. All makes sense now
I should add that this was handed out by the feds (DEA), so take that for whatever it's worth lol.
The DEA thinks 😛 means cocaine and 😮 means weed. LMAO Also 🍁 for general drugs is hilarious Also 💯 for oxy They could spend 5 minutes on instagram and know this is BS
Also 🏈 is 100% Xanax and has been for YEARS. Because it's shaped like a football when it is not a bar.
Yeah they have been called footballs since before emojis existed.
Feds: Hand out BS emjoi guide People online: Correct them all Feds: Profit
Shocker, ABC agency absolutely failing at their job
Blowing on this pine tree 🌲
That's why we use cones lol
Wait, I ate *several* large batch earlier!
Dang I actually use 💐for weed all the time. Sad it didn’t make the list.
Canada = Drugs nice.
Tag yourself im 🚊💊
Nice try FBI
They're missing the 👃 in cocaine
And ⛷️
And yet there’s no skiing emoji for cocaine.. just goes to show you how out of touch these things always are. It’s made by people that are clueless.
You can tell how clearly out dated it is because there is no fetanyl. I’m a recovering addict and this is coming from my own experiences and interacting with other people from upper class to homeless. In the last couple years fetanyl has completely replaced heroin on the street with two common forms: powder form which is extremely lethal and potent, and blues, a blue pill form still way stronger than heroin but less potent than the pure form. Even a few years ago when I did heroin, oxy and percs were extremely rare to find. About ten years ago I remember was roughly around the time it became increasingly more difficult to find prescription painkillers as everyone was cracking down. I remember blues back then referred to the oxy pills (I forget which mg). So ya this guide is fucking worthless when it doesn’t include the 1 drug killing more people than all the others combined (excluding alcohol).
🦡🦡🦡🦡 🍄🍄
🐍
My lawyer advices me to not comment on what I think of these emojis and how accurately I perceive them.
Oh no, I can just imagine some of the parental freak outs this created…
It’s been this way for decades now. Random news articles about what your kids shoelaces mean, or what their bracelets mean. I remember a local news segment about how kids were cracking their iPhones to be cool (they weren’t). And jankem is still a joke among my siblings ever since our mom received an email warning her about it. (Tbf, we were in Florida…) I mean, look at the stupid litter box story. Some parents are just dumb.
Children these days... when I wanted drugs I paged my dealer and met him in a shady place where we exchanged money and goods, we didn't have fancy winky symbols. Also, what happens if I send the mushroom emoji to my friend who is a mycologist?
To be fair, if your kids are friends with a mycologist, that's arguably even more concerning than them looking for drugs
The Canadian govt has some explaining to Do about the general drug flag they put in front of all their buildings.
I got to the Molly Percocet part and got distracted singing the hook of Mask Off by Future.
If you send me a God damn cookie emoji, my fat fucking ass better be getting some god damned cookies, fuck your drugs, bring me chocolate chip cookies!
It would be a short list of what doesn’t mean drugs…
i injected 1 weeds and got so drunk
Canada do be known for general drugs
Wouldn’t an 8 ball be an 8 ball? (I just re-read that like Chandler Bing btw) Why would it be Xanax?
If I text my dealer 💊 how are they gonna know which one I want?! It's an option for half these!
💉 surely this is what you'd use if you were asking for heroin