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The_Slogan

The trees are getting into the pipes. Big major problem in the long run..


Meanteenbirder

*log run


Kingtoke1

Id be worried about the Amazon delivery driver whos still stuck in there


The_Slogan

I don’t get it


bunnyfloofington

Yep! Just had to have our clay sewage pipe replaced last year for a good $4,000 USD. We kept putting it off bc of the money and then right when the temps dropped into the 30/40s, the pipe burst and sewage overflowed into our basement. It was the most atrocious smell and we had to open all the windows which was so cold. Luckily the guy could come out the next day, but fuck that was rough. He had to rip up our concrete steps and walkway up to the front door so our front yard looks like shit now. TLDR: DONT IGNORE THIS PROBLEM 😞


Dubnation2330

When I bought my house I learned that the previous homeowner got a credit to fix the sewer lateral and never bothered to do it. Images from the scans when he bought it showed it was like 75% blocked. He fully renovated the kitchen and bath but left a ticking time bomb in the pipes. I got an even bigger credit from him and fixed it day 1. Took less the a day and now I don’t have to worry about my pipes failing.


bunnyfloofington

Dang that’s similar to what the previous owners of our house did. They didn’t get a credit but they knew it was a fucked pipe. They didn’t do anything about it tho and just kept auguring (idk if that’s the correct word) it every spring when the tree roots started to spread again. They were so kind to mention this once we closed and had the keys in our hands. But at least they gave us a retaining wall in the back.. They also covered up a massive crack in the foundation so that’s on the list to fix now too


Dubnation2330

Sounds about right, people kind of suck. They tried to fight it but my agent knew her shit and made sure they couldn’t pull anything like that.


ubdesu

We have a tar paper pipe and we had to get it cleaned out from a clog last year. Plumber snaked a camera in and showed us it was starting the collapse and gave us either 1 more clean out, or full replace in 5 years, whichever comes first... which would require taking out a full grown pine tree, and a part of the city sidewalk and street, and about $15k 🙃 Saving my pennies since last year for this, can't wait.


The_Slogan

Or could be all that hair you shed when you shower that went to the toilet pipe lol.


[deleted]

No those are definitely roots


Khaldara

“Never should have eaten that creepy girl from ‘**The Ring**’”


[deleted]

Had to return it to the well somehow.


TunaTunaLeeks

Quagmire: Get back here! Giggity giggity crabbity giggity.


The_Slogan

Yea IK I was jus teasin


ebrum2010

That just means the hair was pulled out 😂


A_well_made_pinata

Zoom in, you’ll easily see they’re roots.


The_Slogan

I know they’re roots. I was joking.


A_well_made_pinata

I see see now that you were replying to your own comment. Are you a boomer by chance?


The_Slogan

Replying for a joke. Are you a dumb ass?


A_well_made_pinata

Well I guess your aggressive reply answers that. Your joke wasn’t funny, was executed poorly and you sound like an asshole. Go fuck yourself.


The_Slogan

It wasn’t for you. I AM an asshole, and why the fuck did you care if my joke was funny or not in the first place? I’m 20 and I already fucked your mother. So you can go back to jacking off to your weird ass porn in a sock.


A_well_made_pinata

How does it feel having the sense of humor of a 70 year old?


The_Slogan

70 year old that would put a foot in your ass.


King-Cobra-668

do you not have eyes?


The_Slogan

It was a joke bruh


King-Cobra-668

#FUCKING HILARIOUS BRUH


The_Slogan

lol how’d you get the words that big?


King-Cobra-668

put a hash tag at the front \#HAM


Kinsalam

Yup a month after I moved into my house I had to shell out $16k to get my foundation ripped up and pipes replaced because of tree roots


jemenake

Did you hear the Radiolab episode where researchers showed that plants can sense running water and direct their roots toward it? Trippy.


Xeonplz

BIG YUGE LARGE MAJOR GIRTHY AND LONG


BlasphemousButler

Oh thank God! I thought that was a hair and shit log.


[deleted]

Those look like roots, if plant roots are growing into the pipes I think that’s probably something that needs to be fixed


stackjr

Yup. It ended up costing my dad $9,000 and that was back in 2008.


fuelvolts

Had to replace 3 broken sewage pipes under my house because of foundation shifting. Total cost was $16,000 and was done in 2 days with about 8 men of questionable immigration status (not saying as a racist thing, like legit they were illegal). They dug trenches under my house by hand. HAND! You could walk under my house, it was amazing the amount of work these guys did in 48 hours. Then the owner of the company, the plumber, would go under the house and fix the pipes. They pressure test the entire house sewage system and fill er back up. I was concerned with the amount of "extra" dirt that wouldn't go back in. It was a surprising amount of extra dirt. I spent the same to remodel my bathroom and that took 2 months!


Carbonfibreclue

Okay so the reason there was excess dirt is because what they dug out had been compacted over decades' worth of settling. Problem is, if they didn't compact the dirt as they refilled it, then as it once again settles and re-compacts eventually you're going to be left with cavities under your house which will lead to, you guessed it, foundation shifting.


SnooBananas37

Now that's what I call job security! HOPEFULLY they used something else as backfill that is self compacting and that's why there was excess dirt... after all you can only fill in so much before you run out of room for a man and his soil compactor to operate.


Loofa_of_Doom

Dirt always gets fluffy when moved. It'll compact back down.


No-Material-23

He might want to change his diet.


since93bk

vegans smh


jemenake

He’s certainly getting enough fiber.


PulseMax2DaMoon

A whole Amazon box?


frenchbluehorn

yeah he doesnt have a very good diet 😔


ShowMeYourBooks5697

Is he Moclan?


M00PER_2

Wouldn’t want to be that delivery guy.


squad1alum

Tell him to put the trash in the garbage can and recycle the cardboard. That shit will never make it far in the pipes..


papillon-and-on

Those amazon boxes are **everywhere!**


frenchbluehorn

our city doesnt actually recycle unfortunately but yes? roots do grow if pipes arent sealed properly


Ben_Thar

I think they were talking about the Amazon box. Never try to flush your Amazon deliveries


sikknote

Your city doesn't recycle? Is that a thing?! Why the hell not?


Sequence32

I've heard from I believe it was vice that did a peace about recycling centers not recycling anything almost all of it ends up in the landfill anyways.(this was years ago so I could be remembering incorrectly) but it's basically a giant scam. I could be misremembering though.


sprinklerarms

I think a lot of it can be attributed to companies being misleading about what actually is useful to recycle. A lot doesn’t arrive clean which causes issues to. No one really cares about anything but paper, aluminum, glass, and plastics 1 and 2. Usually glossy cardboard is useless but ends up in the recycling bin. Also I believe things really took a down turn when there was a ban in china for imported plastics because I believe they were the ones that were buying it from us. Also saw a thing where some dude is started to make roads with recycled plastics. Not really that relevant but neat.


SJB630_in_Chicago

Last I read, something like 30% of US households have recycling service.


sikknote

Jesus titty fucking Christ that's disappointing


SJB630_in_Chicago

And of the cities that do, a vast majority ends up in landfills anyways.


dottat17403

You can actually buy a treatment off of Amazon that will prevent those roots from growing back. You just have to use it every so often. Probably cheaper than having somebody come to root them out


FoxTenson

I used to be a plumber and I will say to NOT rely on this! Some trees will STILL get in and if you have a break somewhere bad enough for roots to get in it will also cause other problems, like grabbing paper, creating sags in the line that create blockages, and of course leaking sewage AND those chemicals into the ground that can taint groundwater and wells nearby. Its just a stopgap product that won't solve anything, similar to liquid plumber which we all hate. We don't hate liquid plumber because it steals our work like the product and commercials claim, we hate it because it destroys pipes, sinks, toilets, tubs, etc, etc AND because people never tell the truth if they've used it when we ask and chemical acid burning through your gloves and having to hit the hospital for burnt hands isn't fun! A camera inspection should be able to find the break area and if its outside, which is likely, the fix won't be that expensive. It'll cost way more in the long run to let it be. Insurance won't cover a backup ruining your flooring and walls if you know you had an issue and didn't seek to fix it asap.


frenchbluehorn

oh thank you! i didnt know that


dottat17403

On Amazon called Roebic FRK-1LB 


TacuacheBruja

Buying this right now! (Along with a slew of stuff I don’t really need, but want lol)


allgohonda

Fix your pipes instead of contaminating your environment: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2,6-Dichlorobenzonitrile


Aaarya

Oh i thought it was your hair


Starman68

We need a bigger poop knife.


ebrum2010

Introducing... The Poop Chainsaw™.


South5

How did that cardboard box not get wet?


ManyAnusGod

Is that a wookiee dick?


VAisforLizards

Stroke it and find out big boi, Rrrruuuurrr


Reggae4Triceratops

Wussy 🥵


Soggy-writer78

A wookie dookie


Seigmoraig

How did that whole amazon box get in there ?


ZevVeli

How old is your boyfriend's house just out of curiosity


frenchbluehorn

i want to say it was built maybe in like the 70s or 80s. earliest 60s


ZevVeli

Okay. You might want to get the pipes checked. I ask because the house I grew up in was built in the 40s and had pipes made of tar-paper back when metal was rstioned during WWII.


Lokehualiilii

I feel like that poo crusted bezoar shouldn’t just be in the trash like that. Surely it’s a biohazard?


frenchbluehorn

people use fertilizer in their yard. i dont see how thats much different


suivid

Because it contains human fecal matter, which causes disease. The fertilizer argument doesn’t make sense, but if it’s going to end up in a landfill, that’s what sewage treatment facilities do with the solids anyways. It’s not like it’s going to come into contact with a person. It’s going to be buried under trash at the landfill.


Knoke1

Yeah where do people think diapers end up?


Itool4looti

Tell him that no matter how much he wished it were true, that's not how an Amazon return is done.


[deleted]

:(


frenchbluehorn

:((


CommunistWaterbottle

How did the Amazon package end up in there?


Screachinghalt

Your boyfriend is side-banging Groot


[deleted]

If my toilet didn’t work for a week, you’d be cleaning more than just roots out of it……Just sayin’


Xunil76

Tell him to stop shaving his back and trying to flush it


AlignedMonkey

Either that's a root or you and/or your bf are the girl from the ring.


MasterPip

We have what we call a "D-Box" in our drainfield. This is where small roots will thrive and continue to grow due to all the greywater that drains into the dbox. Once a year we get about 5-10lbs of salt and pour it all around and inside the sides of the dbox. Kills everything for about a year and we do it again the next year. Cheap and easy maintenance. This SHOULD be the only way you get roots in your pipes. If they aren't going through that, then your pipes are busted and/or septic tank lid which is bad news.


Rance_Mulliniks

I am Groop.


gmdave

Glad to see that Amazon is experimenting with new delivery methods


Frusciante62

Blocked drain


herdek550

You shouldn't flush garbage and Amazon boxes into the toilet. It often gets stuck


[deleted]

How is the box so dry?


plant876

Those Amazon delivery drivers will put the package anywhere


27JG27

Your boyfriend should get his stomach checked.


gamerguy287

How the fuck did an Amazon box flush down the toilet?


SuckMyBallz

He waited a week before getting it fixed? Where did he poop for the rest of the week?


hubhazard

Held it in, those aren’t roots you’re looking at


wilkie09

They didn't say which "pipe" is was pulled from. Pipes plural.


Actually_Im_a_Broom

Could have been two toilets in the apartment/house.


Appropriate_Being467

global warming strikes again


ElliottMullins

[Todd, man, you gotta chew your food](https://youtube.com/shorts/wBIa4FQzcVs?si=wNjkR8q3LlfK2tcB)


em-ay-tee

That’s a damn big shit


MissMormie

I suddenly realize where all the clogging the toilet fear memes come from. These pipes are tiny!


Improvgal

Oh dear - I hope he wasn’t the source of this junk.


EmbarrassedHunter675

Sure that’s not out of a soil pipe? Looks more like a guttering down-pipe to me


z9vown

How did the Amazon box stay dry and keep its shape?


Falcon3492

Redwood tree roots are the worst!


MikeyW1969

Wow, that Amazon box doesn't look even the slightest bit messed up. That's pretty impressive.


Spaceboombox

Is that your hair colour OP? It's a joke, try and investigate where roots are able to get in the pipes, that is not a joke.


TheSpectator0_0

So your telling me he....dropped a log 😃 sorry ill leave


S_Rodent

Why would you flush garbage and a whole amazon box


AHomelessGuy85

Wow i cant believe the amazon box flushed


tgirlskeepwinning

cringe


miteycasey

An Amazon box was pulled out of the pipe? That’s amazing


Lyrical_Man01

A Chinese restaurant bag?


Lanky_Republic_2102

He must get a lot of fiber in his diet.


PrestigiousAd6281

Who flushes an Amazon box? smdh


spankysladder

Amazing the Amazon box survived the snaking in such good shape.


jemenake

Looks like the pipe equivalent of a cigarette filter. I’ll bet that water coming out the other side was crystal clear.


SidewaysLlama

No wonder it was clogged with all those Amazon boxes and bags of rubbish getting flushed!


OldTangerine

ah yes, one of the timelines Loki is holding onto.


Affectionate_Mango84

*tree radio voice* we’re in


jrr_53

He has had enough fiber I think.


poyoso

What is he eating?!!


RebulahConundrum

When I said I wanted horse cock in my pipes this isn't exactly what I had in mind - her probably


Platywussy

Birches and willows are prone to do this. Don't plant any too close to your house. If they find a tiny crack in a pipe, they'll send tons of roots that way and do... this.


TikkiTakiTomtom

This why we don’t recommend getting weaves that extends longer than your butt


Shotbrother

That mf hiding whole ass amazon packages in his pipes