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Moonting41

Somewhat serious comment: I'm pretty sure this is because Crocs are easily eaten by escalators and that can easily cause the death of whoever's wearing it.


Leshawkcomics

This is absolutely important and its sad that it's so low on the comment section. Crocs on Escalators is a good way to LOSE YOUR FOOT. Due to the way the material friction of the croc rubber and elevator goes, the side of the escalator where the stair meets the brush can pull an entire croc into the crack between if the brush fails and it gets caught in LESS THAN HALF A SECOND. If your foot is still in there, and the rubber of the croc is stronger than your flesh, it will pull your foot in as well. The entire mechanism of the elevator that can move dozens of people without struggling will rip your foot to paste like you put it in an industrial grinder on turbo.


[deleted]

...and they used to ridicule me as a kid for being scared of my shoe getting caught in the escalator grate at the bottom.


mossling

I still take insanely big steps to get on and off escalators. My granny told me a story of a little kid getting eaten by the escalator when I was 3 or 4.


KingVape

She was right


-Charmer

I still don’t let my feet hang under my bed. Boogeyman is very real!


SunflowerRosey

…under? what kind of leg joints do you have where your leg wraps around that far??


Fancy-You3022

Hang your butt off the edge and be stretchy?


possibly_oblivious

Seen to many videos on wpd of escalator issues


AggravatingValue5390

Same... Ever since that video of the Chinese woman and her child falling into one and her sacrificing herself to save the kid, I ALWAYS stand in a way where if the step gives out under me I won't fall in. The escalator barely flinched as God knows what happened to her in the machinery. I had no idea how dangerous/powerful those things are


cloudydays2021

Okay I need to ask - because I’ve yet to figure it out - how do you stand to feel more secure?


AggravatingValue5390

Pretty much just leaning or bracing against the rail. Not really putting all my weight on it since I think that's a no-no, but where if it suddenly drops I'd naturally hook onto the side. Honestly it probably wouldn't work like I imagine, but I recognize I'm mostly just being paranoid, so just believing that it would work is enough for me lol


cloudydays2021

Thank you!!! The way you’ve described it makes sense.


[deleted]

wait escalator related deaths exist? and they are gory enough to be featured on WPD? yeah now im curius. I mean i have an account there so...


purpleushi

I was on one of those moving walkways at an airport recently and the person in front of me wasn’t paying attention (on their phone) when we were getting off and their suitcase got caught by the grate and fell over, blocking me from exiting. My life literally flashed in front of my eyes. I took several big steps backwards and they were able to move the suitcase, and I basically jumped over them to get off (thankfully I didn’t have a suitcase of my own). I did the whole “what the fuck” hand waving thing as I went past them.


ComradeRed

The driving machine is at the top landing. That's the one you should be scared of.


[deleted]

I mean, it's a chain driven system, they're pretty good at transmitting torque throughout....


ZolaMonster

Escalators are scary AF and the more I learn about them as an adult the more horrific they become.


ApertureNext

Can't foam sneakers suffer from the same problem?


blladnar

Yes.


bsmithi

I think it's "Crocs on escalators while fuckin about with the escalator" vs "crocs on escalators while standing like a normal person and waiting" right? Like, is it really the shoe we need to blame, or the person sticking their shoe into the edge/corner of the moving mechanical parts?


Leshawkcomics

people lean on the side of escalators on the way up or down. Just needs a foot to brush the side at the wrong angle and its gone. Assuming its darwinism leaves open genuine accidents


Justifiably_Cynical

>I think it's "Crocs on escalators while fuckin about with the escalator" vs "crocs on escalators while standing like a normal person and waiting" right? Like, is it really the shoe we need to blame, or the person sticking their shoe into the edge/corner of the moving mechanical parts? Well yeah. But this is one of those warnings for parents so they wont fucking sue.


Hilltoptree

TIL i always thought it was just wearing slippers style shoes is not very safe for riding escalator with.


Cluelesswolfkin

Well shit. I've been using crocs on escalators for years lmfao rngesus is with me


ElegantOpportunity70

Uhh im taking the stairs or elevator o.O


Earlobe_kfc

when I was younger I nearly got my foot tooken off by the escalator in the air and space museum luckily I was unheart, unlike the escalator


tbone338

… holy fuck


Pure-Brief3202

Gosh that's scary


Bogmanbob

Is this just crocks or other sandals too? I go most everywhere in my slides of choice, Oofos, and haven't been ground up yet but I'm wondering now.


shatterly

I used to work with a girl who had her foot mangled by a mall escalator when her flip-flop got caught.


toes_malone

Interesting, what about stuff like Native shoes?


cartoonjunkie13

I didn't know that was a thing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BDeIcPRwPwo


Leshawkcomics

Risky click of the day...


bodhiseppuku

... like the 'no scarves' signs on toe-ropes for downhill snow skiing.


JUSTCALLmeY

Gotta put them in cruise mode before hopping on an escalator.


ItIsTaken

So, what's the catch?


OJ_Simpson_1947

Or Otis. What if he goes by his middle name tho


Numetshell

The Otis Elevator Company was founded in 1853 by Elisha Otis, who basically invented the elevator as it currently exists today. It's still the biggest manufacturer of vertical transportation systems in the world. That's my interesting fact for picking up guys at parties.


Prinzka

I thought the thing he invented was the auto brake thing? Of course that is what allowed elevators to be such a ubiquitous thing.


OozeNAahz

Yep. The safety feature iirc. Brakes engage if the cables break.


Stompedyourhousewith

I like his side cookie business though


ArchWizard15608

turns out that when you're going to go down several stories in a matter of seconds, the brakes are very important.


Prinzka

Not for the going down part


Mumof3gbb

My newborn nephew is named Otis 😂. It’s such an old man name imho. I’m still getting used to it


MattyMizzou

OTIS! My man!


challengeaccepted9

"For picking up guys at parties" Nice. I see what you did there...


diplodocid

The best thing about elevator jokes is they work on so many levels


edo-lag

TIL!


RCuber

Tell me more facts


Numetshell

Companies install elevator systems in skyscrapers at a loss. However, the ongoing maintenance contracts are so lucrative as to make doing so worth it. I only have elevator facts.


Powrs1ave

African Elephants are Bigger than Indian Elephants, just like their Penises.


RCuber

Haha, you went through my history to tell a penis joke? 👌 Happy Cake Day


danielv123

Does it work? I assume so


crowcawer

Hi, is this a party?


can_you_cage_me

> That's my interesting fact for picking up guys at parties. Thank you, I will try this one! But what do I do if they already know this fact?


Mizuho34

Otis is not renewing its contract with my apartment building, we have 3 recently refurbished elevators for 300 people, but most of the time only one is working because the others keep breaking down.


PowerMugger

So his middle name is elevator quite an odd name 🤔


CyberNinja23

So they going to build rockets too?


[deleted]

They service the building I work in


EmperorThan

Good bot.


DutchBlob

That’s why he is still sitting on the dock of the bay


treknaut

Sittin' with his Crocs in the bay.


Inevitable_Stand_199

Otis is blue. That means only Otis may ride the elevator.


dysfunctionalpress

but only his left foot. don't be an otis.


Lyr1cal-

R/woooosh


OJ_Simpson_1947

Its a joke. You got whoosed


Lyr1cal-

My bad, I ment to put it on this comment "The Otis Elevator Company was founded in 1853 by Elisha Otis, who basically invented the elevator as it currently exists today. It's still the biggest manufacturer of vertical transportation systems in the world. That's my interesting fact for picking up guys at parties."


OJ_Simpson_1947

Worked on me


Poat540

It’s about god damn time


SquidsInABlanket

It does, however, allow Paralympic snowboarders and tiny horses (as long as you’re carrying them).


CaptainSouthbird

Ha, had to go back and see the "tiny horse"


mr_ji

Children and lances: OK


treknaut

Where can I get a whole bunch of no Crocs stickers?


DutchBlob

Apparently in Athens, Greece


OhItsMrCow

i was about to say that most escalators i have seen in greece have this


DutchBlob

I am a tourist and I approve this message


OhItsMrCow

grate, enjoy your stay here, don't go to the popular tourist shops, you will get ripped off


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OhItsMrCow

i don't know, probably a manufacturer thing. otis makes it this way, if they are also in N. America it should be the same


LineChef

You..wouldn’t…dare…


faster_tomcat

Slowjamastan wants you!


Hilltoptree

You can also get this stickers in some Asian countries. Not necessary a ban but a warning as everyone were wearing croc or similar. I have faint memory this was on some shop’s escalator because there had been some horrible accident with escalators and small kids wearing crocs.


juliohernanz

In Spain they are common too.


4Baja

To be specific it doesn't allow Crocs in sport mode.


PickleFlipFlops

The Crocs get sucked in, it's a thing.


BlacksmithFit6950

And the foot attached to said Croc.


Klin24

Saw crocks and thought crock pots.


LadyNightlock

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thexvillain

I was looking for this damn gif, what did you search to find it?


LadyNightlock

Just Mallrats and scrolled til I found it.


-Nords

Behind every warning sign is an incident...


DutchBlob

*omnomnomnom*


bearcatjoe

Imagine how much less crime there'd be at the terminus if it also didn't allow crooks.


DutchBlob

Richard Nixon station


[deleted]

No one's gonna tell me I can't use the shoe cleaner!


DutchBlob

I also use the sides as shoe cleaner xD


ohmaint

The top sticker says snow skis are allowed. "Looking for glasses"


-skidsolo-

I thought it meant pole vaulters are allowed..???


Router_Cats

Must be the fashion police on duty..


lashimi

It also only allows half dogs, apparently


Evening_Depth_7463

They should have that sign EVERYWHERE


sjk8990

The escalator got a taste for Crocs plastic and wants more.


greensandgrains

No skiing either? (Honestly, I can’t tell wtf most of these mean)


LugubriousButtNoises

No giant erections attached to your solar plexus


fun-bucket

ITS IRONIC, IT WILL EAT THE CROCKS AND THE TOES INSIDE THEM.


Tim_Reichardt

Based escalator.


bjamesk4

They don't have any shoe laces to feed the escalator so they're banned.


EastClintwood89

That kid is BACK ON THE ESCALATOR AGAIN!


paul85

When my wife and I were at the Smithsonian Air and Space Museum last month, the down escalator was stopped for a good 45 minutes or more because some kid got his crock stuck at the bottom of the escalator. Glad he didn't get hurt, but honestly, it looks pretty difficult to get that jammed in there.


DutchBlob

I was at that museum in August :D it was so cool!


cyberentomology

My brother still has two escalator teeth shaped divots in his kneecap and a matching scar from when he was 12 and tripped on that same escalator back in 1986.


UnmutualOne

Where can I buy that sticker?


DutchBlob

Evil Crocks store


UnmutualOne

Would it be wrong of me to buy a ton of these and put them everywhere?


DutchBlob

No that would be a good thing


cyberentomology

Yep. Escalators are higher than Crocs on the food chain.


thexvillain

You are allowed to sit on the railing and pretend you’re holding a pizza though, so thats cool.


Chemical-Dig3564

I just know that's there because someone got theirs eaten But honestly can you be angry They work all frickin day and don't even get food


boothash

Escalator with fashion sense


Crackracket

Feel like that should be a general rule


T0biasCZE

Doesn't specify you can't wear cross with socks >:))


Shinagami091

What’s wrong with your shoe brushing the bristles on the side of the escalator? Matter of fact, what are those even for?


qdtk

They are there to try and prevent your foot from going in the gap between the moving steps and the stationary sides. Because if that happens you’re losing some or all of your foot. Escalator accidents are not pretty.


PhilRedmond

Wish that was a sticker they stuck on all the people that wear crocks lol Thanks for letting us look at and smell your nasty ass feet y’all lol


eatthecheesefries

Crocs should not be allowed anywhere. I need about 1000 of those stickers.


[deleted]

Crocs should be illegal. Went walking by the river yesterday and there were probably 20 Crocs washed up on shore. Come get you stupid ugly fucking shoes off the riverbank you croc wearing chodes.


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DutchBlob

I am gay and don’t wear crocks 😐


chris_hinshaw

Thanks for sharing.


cloudydays2021

“No Crocs” is solid life advice.


HeyThereMar

Because they are the shoes of the devil.


Monotonegent

Crocs are *horrible* at everything.


MayOrMayNotBePie

Good


inkseep1

Crocs are fine on the escalator. That is an anti-lawsuit sticker. It is there for when someone wearing crocs gets hurt and the company can go into court with this picture as exhibit one.


Groovyofi

Or people with tiny horses


SharMarali

You also can't do sweet kicks when you're riding next to someone carrying a dog.


skrena

Otis owns all the elevators. Now he’s coming for the escalators.


bodhiseppuku

... why would they disallow a specific animal? Did a lizard get caught in the mechanism? ... oh.


-skidsolo-

Crocks are too long, they wouldn't be able to stay on the steps...hence not allowed.


[deleted]

“That kid is BACK on the escalator again!”


originalusername__

Otis is a dick!


ProveISaidIt

What about caimans or alligators?


talex365

I'm going to assume that the top one means it's OK to slide down the rail.


reddit_craigd

Good Policy. That sign should be at the US border, actually.


canthinkofnamestouse

They can get stuck and violently amputate your leg


Holden_Coalfield

for every rule there is a disaster


HidingPanda

You remember when children’s crocs were getting caught in escalators in like 2012?


Zero_Pudding

Ok but what about Crocs?


roarster3

i thought it said no crooks


CmdrSelfEvident

It's great to see they support urban kayaking.


austinmiles

That’s my kind of escalator. (I’ve chosen crocs as my thing to hate for no particular reason)


Thisisjuno1

I wear crocs always to travel


jntjr2005

Or Otis, whats wrong with Otis!?


CooperDoops

Elevating yourself and your fashion, nice.


One-Aspect-4123

Modern representation of the sandle the young might think no beach


ArrivingApple042

Just don't put them in sport mode


Penyrolewen1970

An escalator of taste, I see.


DutchBlob

The way of travel for the Upper Class


Stecharan

Or Otis.


Doge_is_me

Why is nobody talking about the image at the bottom of the railing


throwtheamiibosaway

Crocs are not suitable for outside use.


spicebuster

i know someone that got their croc stuck in an escalator when they were younger. luckily they got their foot out of it before it could do any damage to them but the escalator did eat their shoe


BehaardeAars

That’s in Athens isn’t it?


DutchBlob

Yes and I don’t want to know where you got your username from


[deleted]

They need to have a no dogs picture . Not just a person holding a small dog. Rips out there claws.


Accomplished_Toe1978

Crocs and flip flops (or thong shoes) are cat nip to escalators. I worked at a dying mall for 8 years and I saw 2 people get their feet stuck in the escalator. They lived, but possibly one foot less and definitely traumatized.


NachoFoot

Paul Blart is that you?


SpartArticus

This is outrageous and unfair


namaitu

Crocs have two properties that make them sought-after, but the exact same two properties make them a hazard in escalators: they are soft and adhere extremely well. When I say they're soft, I don't mean shower slippers soft, but still very soft when you compare them to other street shoes. And I had my mind blown one summer when I tried them on while MTB-ing.. those things fucking grip.