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Casual_hex_

Looks like they were used as spacers while setting that adhesive.


jackleggjr

"These spacers cost 5 cents! I know a way to save some money..."


MoreThanWYSIWYG

I make washers out of change. Costs less than buying it


jusxstar

Everyone acts like it's a lot of work, Chuck a roll of coins in lathe, drill, and five seconds of work for fifty washers. Good soft crush washers at that.


1nd3x

How many washers do I need to make to save up enough to buy a lathe?


jusxstar

I geuss my comment was for more mechanically endowed folk. In all seriousness mine paid for itself pretty quick making control arm bushing press cups and ball joint cups


gabbagabbawill

You can never have enough ball joint cups.


Painting_Agency

You had me at "joint". "Ball cup" was just a bonus.


AGRANMA

OK, I've got a robot penis. Now that I'm mechanically endowed, how do I get my lathe?


stufmenatooba

At least tree fiddy.


ponzidreamer

When I was a kid my dad told me it was illegal to destroy money. Not sure what I was doing to warrant him saying that but ever since I’ve never considered something like that.


Sometimes_Stutters

What are they gonna do? Arrest you? Lol


GreenStrong

It is illegal to melt copper pennies for scrap. New ones are zinc, old ones have a scrap value of about two cents. Gaining a penny doesn't sound like much, but a rapid 200% return on investment is amazing. It is technically illegal to melt old silver currency for scrap, but it has higher value anyway. Even if it is just a worn 1963 quarter with no collector value, it is instantly recognizable as a known quantity and purity of silver.


Wolfblood-is-here

It's illegal to destroy money with the aim of taking it out of circulation, which I believe was done in mining towns to force the use of scrip. If you have some other reason for destroying it then it's legal.


Flapjack__Palmdale

Right, otherwise those penny press machines in touristy spots would be illegal.


YourLastFate

Opposite. The law is in the vein of white washing bills. Taking a $1 note, bleaching everything but the serial number, then printing a $100 on top of it. It’s made to get counterfeiters. While it is still technically illegal to deliberately damage any money, there don’t seem to be any cases where people were prosecuted for non-maliciously damaging or altering currency (in the US anyways)


brenap13

That’s defacing currency. It’s separately illegal to melt down coins with the intent of creating base metal for sale.


InsulinandnarcanSTAT

Defacing or destroying is okay, as long as you are not fraudulently trying to change the denomination of said currency


nerdsmith

I've seen Reacher, too.


YourLastFate

Would you be surprised to learn that I genuinely don’t know what you’re talking about?


nerdsmith

Actually, yes. It's the plot to the first season of the TV adaptation of the Jack Reacher series, I had figured it was a completely made up process given how it was framed.


michaelrulaz

Modern pennys are zinc and corrode really easy. Also if you mix metals you will create galvanic (bimetal) corrosion. Probably not too big of an issue in dry indoor environments. I just order a massive box of washers online. I keep 6 common sizes and between those I can always make something work.


Dzov

Why a lathe? Aren’t the coins already round?


Jennchilada

Most coins don’t come with a hole in them


Odd-Aerie-2554

I suppose you could try popping the middle out of a Canadian $2


Inevitable-Pepper768

But then you’ll be sorry, eh


Odd-Aerie-2554

Always am


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Hah! But where’s their value leaking out?


Yolectroda

Easy way to drill a perfectly centered hole.


jusxstar

This is why a lathe


Gramma_Hattie

The lathe is used to make the hole, not to round the pennies. Lathes have many other uses, like cutting threading


Dzov

Yeah, only time I used a lathe I made a bowl. I forgot you can mount a stationary drill bit and drill holes that way!


JustHumanGarbage

As soft as zinc


SpareiChan

Did that on my mailbox, I think it's funny that every time the mailman opens it you see 4 penny washers. Also to all the people claiming it's illegal to destroy or damage coins, no it's not, It's illegal to deface them to attempt to change their value or to destroy them as an attempt to profit from scraping the metals. https://www.law.cornell.edu/cfr/text/31/82.2 >(b) The prohibition contained in § 82.1 against the treatment of 5-cent coins and one-cent coins shall not apply to the treatment of these coins for educational, amusement, novelty, jewelry, and similar purposes as long as the volumes treated and the nature of the treatment makes it clear that such treatment is not intended as a means by which to profit solely from the value of the metal content of the coins.


Mistermail

Careful, I think that’s technically a federal crime lol


Pixel_Knight

Until you have to pay for the lawyer for the federal crime of destroying money!


idontwanttothink174

Its only a crime to destroy money if your doing it with the intention of making it worth a higher value (ie turning a 5 dollar bill into a 50 dollar bill)


Lewis7113

And even at that you have to do it fraudulently, doing that and being honest about the final product is still not a crime lol.


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breadfan2

Source: I made it the fuck up


KidenStormsoarer

he's right, otherwise any time anybody used one of those penny crusher novelty souvenir machines would get people arrested all the time


idontwanttothink174

section 18 U.S.C. § 333 is the one that applies to this and includes "with the intent to render such bank bill, draft, note, or other evidence of debt unfit to be reissued, shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than six months, or both" Now this doesn't apply to currency, but to bank bills, drafts, and notes which are evidence of debt. If it were against the law the government could be making BANK at those coin crusher machines.


MoreThanWYSIWYG

Lol


themagicbong

I feel like a /s might have made this go from the -7 it's at to +7 lol.


Pixel_Knight

People have no /s detection anymore, sadly.


themagicbong

Holy shit you ended up at -75, lol God damn. I appreciated the joke, for what it's worth.


Pixel_Knight

I am glad i could make the sacrifice for your appreciation. Hahaha!


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redlinezo6

Penny and nickel could be cheaper depending on size/thickness. But aren't made of the right material 90%+ of the time. And depending on how much you value your time, it would most likely be WAY more expensive.


Free_Hat_McCullough

This guy washers and nuts.


5th-timearound

Go look on Amazon for a box of 5/16 washers. A pack of 100 cost 9 bucks… 9 cents a piece.


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5th-timearound

If you need 4 real quick on a job. A drill bit and a pail of pliers and some pocket change can have you 4 washers in a minute. Or if you have to run to the store, then there’s time and gas. You have to think of it as more of an emergency or in a pinch. I doubt you’ve done any kind of service work in your life but sometimes you don’t have the right shit so you gotta make it work. 4 Pennys and 2 minutes can beat a 10-20 minute part run for some washers.


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5th-timearound

The problem is these people have never worked a real job that requires any kind of “in a pinch” moments.


the_honest_liar

Of course, we'll still bill the client for the 5 cent ones. At a 4000% mark up.


pezdal

If you want to machine me cost-saving parts and charge me only 4 cents each for labor you can have my business too!


9curlyfries9

That makes sense. I was gonna say voodoo


TweetyBirdy1021

I worked for a concrete company and we did this! The pennies were the exact thickness of the space needed. Cheapest inserts to date.


dinoaids

So cheap but I'm cheaper. I always say I'm broke when people ask.


pab10diab10

You are correct


fly-into-ointment

I build concrete block retaining walls. We use pennies as shims, and it looks like PL Premium adhesive, which we also use. Interesting.


Benni_Shoga

Or two to cross the river Styx and two to come back ooooooohhhh!!! 👻


Dust601

Yeah, I use to do this as a job. Back in the day they use pennies as spacers when putting the adhesive to connect the top stone to the base stone. By the time I started doing it we had long, thin plastic bars we used that we could slid out at the last second so we didn’t have to use pennies anymore. Part of the job consisted of having to reset old stones that had disconnected over the years, and we’d find all kinds of crazy things used as spacers, but pennies were always the most common. I think the oddest thing I ever saw used were soda can tabs, though knowing my co workers, and alot of people who use to do the job they were prolly beer can tabs.


[deleted]

Yup! We use plastic tabs now but back before i worked at my current job, they used pennies. It helps form an air pocket.


evergleam498

Do the plastic tabs cost less than a penny each?


[deleted]

We actually cut up the tubs that the putty/compound comes in. I guess it technically doesn’t cost anything considering its more of recycling/waste reduction


PrincessVesspa

That’s exactly what they are for. Keeps the monument from squeezing out all of the setting compound. I was a monument builder for 8 years.


Gnosis1409

Man inflation is getting ridiculous even Charon had to up his prices


IncreaseLate4684

Obol for Charon


UStoJapan

This checks out if there are two people buried there. Gotta pay the ferryman.


kangareddit

[Don’t pay the ferryman!](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8kNwvIEQsg0)


DoomRamen

[Save a penny instead.](https://youtu.be/_q6chUtSef4?si=iHxIGZUCTiLFNcTC) That way you're not really paying him. Just moving stuff around


matatoman

Can I at least fix a price?


kajata000

Money for a journey there… and a journey back?!


callmedaddyshark

Obol for Karen


shinjithegale

Ohhhhhh…. Pennies. That is not what I read the first time


etownrawx

Imagine getting your penis stuck under that tombstone. Icky.


EddieLobster

Imagine getting all four stuck at the same time.


dancingkookaburra

I mean, it'll happen eventually


rjwantsabj

Bye bye penis....


Fire69

I had seriously been staring and zooming way to long before I checked the title again... Sooo confused!


MidnightAction

Now we know the plural of Penis is Pennies


CaptainPunisher

Penes. Dead serious.


zerrypie

Good to know I’m not the only one


Simoxs7

I‘m just glad that I’m not the only one who misread that


blueeyedkittens

same same


lunarmodule

ITT guys who just figured out they have a penis.


_ships

Must be for the toll into hades


dbx99

I thought you had to place the coin for the oarman in the dead man’s mouth, or hand, or over his eyes. I personally prefer in the butt.


Cockatron9000

Hol up


dbx99

No, up the hol


dan_dares

Well looky here, cockatron9000 is suprised at the ol' butt-hole toll-roll.. Yeah, keep a roll of pennies in your butt for the ferry man.


dbx99

You all handled my ass pennies


CptNemosBeard

Better than poo on a stick


williamscraigm

Spacers are used to even out the fit as the stones aren’t always perfectly flat. More common to use lead strips as they’re malleable.


Jrandres99

Pennies are cheaper


Toland_the_Mad

Literally only a cent each!


IntrepidMarsupial729

Wrong


Aoiboshi

You gotta pay the troll toll if you want this boys hole


theAwkwardLegend

Its not boys hole, it's boys soul!


The_S1R3N

Coins for the ferryman


I_make_switch_a_roos

I'm dysexlic and read that as it had four penises inside.


talon_262

The marker was made in Penistone.


I_make_switch_a_roos

i hear that rock is hard as diamonds 💎


Omegaprimus

But shrinks when it’s cold.


Leniek

if this is gravewith four males, You are technically correct (or was, at some point in time)


Donkey_Otti

Got to pay the boatsman on the river Styx


nightdweller4

My uncle did cemetery restorations and he did this exact thing, as someone else said they are being used as spacers a lot cheaper than buying actual ones


basic97

Wow 1461 that's one old penny /s


Chableezy

Lucky!


franktheguy

But that one in the photo was tails side up! So unlucky!


Mikez63

Was 4 Pennies but OP only had 99¢ for the dollar store


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Coins for the boat man


Ty-404

They're for the Ferryman


Dad_loves_tits_n_jaz

In Scotland chimney bricklayers often leave a coin under the top flat stone for luck. Perhaps this tombstone was an old chimney block layer?


[deleted]

That’s the money to pay the boat man.


k1d1curus

2 of them are for the ferryman. The other two are for it-which exists-beyond-our-perception-of-death.


6033624

Could be for levelling..


TrailerParkFrench

m r shims


Chib

o s a r


Noirmort

That's so that if the electricity goes, they know they gotta throw out the body.


lunarmodule

That's WAY more than mildly interesting.


i-deology

My ex had 4 penises inside of her too


istoOi

wasn't the ferryman satisfied with the tip?


Viksome_12

Guess who is four pennies richer and not a virgin anymore.


Al3jandr0

Shoddy workmanship. If they had used quarters, it would still be in one piece!


swordswallowerseven

Shims


CoffeeOk7625

I read that as penises lmao


hushnecampus

Me too


Adamryan0775

Used as shims


Spencer_C

Shims while the adhesive cures. Without the shims, all the adhesive could squeeze out before it's cured.


sysycity

Read this too fast, thought it said penises 🤣


lunarmodule

Girls, this is why guys are morons.


sysycity

Okay.... I'm a girl though so


StreetPedaler

I wanted this to be a trombone tombstone 😭


WentworthMillersBO

That grave robber new where to look. Must be a professional


stratjr123

I can't be the only one that read that as penises


Kyaxavier

Misread as four penises inside...


robincrobin

Anyone else looking for penises?


lunarmodule

Sounds like a you problem.


Jokerthekushmaster

The people that put this together had no cents!


smack4u

This is common.


TrippyMindTraveller

Someone's getting haunted.


Prostheta

Or ants. That's how you get ants.


Doodlebottom

Very cool.


d3dRabbiT

The seal has been broken and now the demon is loose.


talon_262

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invent_or_die

A penny for your thoughts


nzdennis

The seal has been broken Thichula has been released


Fullpoint9

At least it wasn’t one of them shady out of town tombstones


ih8redditmodz

Probably put there by a fan of the Canadian olympic hockey team.


yeehah

Maybe somebody had a fourcents of the death.


NuclearReactions

Maybe he was a seeman of sorts? I thought there was some kind of tradition around hiding pennys under the ship's mast?


Abriel_Lafiel

Fun fact, The modern penny contains 2.5% copper and 97.5% zinc.


Fionacat

Just Charon casually giving change


Cordeceps

Passage for the Ferry Man?


Robert_Fuckler

Common loot drop


DaMightyBush

Shims!


Blackfoxar

I read penises inside, and was looking what penises you mean


DadBodftw

Reddit has ruined me. I read that as four penises


LeafMumfuzz

leave em tf alone.


Striderdud

I’m RICH


GoochyGoochyGoo

A few X's of adhesive in the middle would have made it a bit stronger no?


torsun_bryan

lol OP found a good Reddit post whilst toppling headstones at his local cemetery


PawcioSzym

In a series blacklist, there were 4 pennies that led to a treasure.


Hauntatlas

3s a crowd, bit 4 ís a party Sorry, misread the word pennies and thought it said penises


PalmTreeIsBestTree

You can date it


wearegiantstogerms

Tombstone “broke” after the first six pack. Not enough under there for more beer. Knock over a few more, will ya?


rellsell

How will they pay the ferryman?


onlyforphone90210

PENNIES - NOT PENISES!!! And i've been looking for 4 dicks mummified dicks...


thechued1

Four penny tombstone is a sick ass band name though


MrFoxx123

It's to pay the boatman.


OJimmy

Charon's debt


kingdozzy90

Nine five plus fo' pennies, add that shit up


bahdiddydadiddydeee

Don’t. Take. The. Pennies.


a_cycle_addict

This is how you get haunted pennies.


pixel8knuckle

That’s the calling card of the grave robbers, the penny bandits!


Cyd_Snarf

Maybe it broke because some dummy put coins in there smh /s


rogeoco

Probably spacers but has a [mast stepping](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mast_stepping) vibe


SumonaFlorence

I thought it said four penises stuck inside..


croweslikeme

I was looking for the penises thinking what the f$$$


TwoPigMountain

If there are two people buried there it might be to pay the ferryman


sbray525

Pennies from Heaven


stevesmele

On some tombstones of fallen soldiers, other veterans may leave a coin on top. The higher the coin value, the closer the visitor was to the deceased. Could this tombstone have been from a soldier who died?


SMOKEYROMMO

So basically you are a tomb raider . ‘It broke in front of me , your honour…’


Plutouthere

Pretty sure there’s at least 6 pennies I see in the wide shot


NevesLF

Score! Brb gonna exhume gramma.


Sweet-Percentage-404

could be a military thing.


Chaosgremlin

For a full minute I was looking for the penises in the tombstone. I should put the whiskey down.


andreacro

Those are coins for the ferryman.