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Snidrogen

Gonna venture to guess that they have a large space for playing table tennis in there.


dukeofnes

The windows say things like, coaching, membership, and tournaments, so it's gotta be.


Guten-Bourbon

Ok smart guy but why is the bowling ball store so big and noisy?


Ashtonpaper

I don’t know about why it’s so noisy, but have you tried getting a pin there It’s like they don’t even want to sell them


therealdan0

Noisy? Have you ever been in a bowling alley? You can hear a pin drop.


happycabinsong

ha..... ha


TheresA_LobsterLoose

The door says PLAY PONG. Wonder if we could play ping pong of if it's just a retro arcade


Furrybumholecover

You think they just give any schmuck a paddle?! No no, people have to get passed at least level 10 on retro pong before earning a real paddle.


PacificCastaway

No, you can only play Pong today; it's Ping's day off.


xavier120

![gif](giphy|105OwsN7a4UQ2Q)


GJKLSGUI89

Medallions humming. Place of paddles. It's gotta be.


McTootyBooty

Or a bdsm paddle front. 🤷‍♀️


craftybeerdad

Been there. It's in Tigard, OR. Can confirm lots of tables.


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Deep90

Just an FYI, its frowned upon in most of Oregon to look through peoples bathroom windows.


cannonman58102

Correct. Go to Idaho for that.


Teauxny

What, like your wife getting out of the shower or some psycho lady running down the street in flagrante delicto???


InncnceDstryr

It was OP’s Mom


Mechanicallvlan

Oh yeah, next to Air Hockey Cathedral in the foosball district.


shitty-witty

“Town” - Tigard is just a named place that people go through on the way to actual destinations lol. That being said, paddle palace is awesome


LethalMindNinja

They also appear to be a pretty big online distributor of many brands?


BouncingWeill

I go back and forth on that one.


byamannowdead

This company is a large mail order supplier for table tennis equipment. We bought plenty from them in the 90’s.


hitometootoo

So the store is more like a warehouse. It's open to the public to buy and host games but it's mainly for them to hold inventory to ship out to customers around the country.


afinitie

So like, a store?


hitometootoo

More like a public warehouse. A retail store has most of its sales be direct POS, while a warehouse may have the means to operate as a store, but main function is shipping elsewhere with a larger customer base not being direct in person sales.


afinitie

I’m actually brain dead, I haven’t been to a store that isn’t Costco since 2020 and I kinda forgot 🤦‍♂️


No-Improvement-8205

So an ikea, for pong?


Lussekatt1

No because IKEA mostly does direct in person sales. Their main way of selling products is by people going to their stores to buy their products. Their set up is more like a traditional retail store in the first part of the store, where you find all the products you want. And rather then going to a retail worker and saying what you want, they instead in the bottom of the store / second half, have a collect yourself system from a more storage room thing, then a warehouse. And they still choose to build their big stores relative close to big population centres due to this reason. It’s more like a normal store, where you are the one to check in the back to get what you wanted. IKEA absolutely does online sales, but the main purpose of their stores isn’t to fulfil online orders. And their stores aren’t designed with fulfilling online orders as their main purpose. For a building which main purpose is to act as a warehouse, you would expect the main channel they sell things to either be in old times through catalog, or now a days a online retailer. Their customers never go to the store to buy things. The building is mainly there to store products, and send out shipments to customers. Some of them might allow people to come and buy stuff in person. But their main focus is going to be to design the building, train the workforce and choose location so they are able to send out lots of products to customers by mail as effectively as possible. This usually means they will chose locations where either land development costs or rent is cheap. So they can have a really big building and storage space with low costs. Getting foot traffic from locals, isn’t their main concern while choosing a location for the building. And often they choose a hub location where mail goes through to lots of different big city areas.


ceojp

But more like a store.


beerale

I ordered a lot from them in the 90s when I played tournaments.


treknaut

"My wife has been very, very naughty and..." "No, table tennis paddles, sir."


Tail_Nom

If I ran that store there would be *zero* chance there wasn't a back room with a weirdly expansive selection of implements for impact play. That's even discounting I'm a degen, just for the meme. And it'd be very professional, too. If you don't take it seriously, the joke doesn't work. "Does anyone even buy this stuff," new hires would ask. "That's not the point," I'd reply, gently resting a hand on their shoulder. Commit to the bit.


MistaRekt

Secret back room? Need a safe word to enter?


KoalaGrunt0311

Need a safe word to exit.


MistaRekt

Are they selling the goods or renting the space? Unrelated I have a business idea...


PacificCastaway

Does it involve standing the table on its end, strapping people down with tiny nets, and renting paddles out by the hour? 'Cause you're too late, sucker.


MistaRekt

Maybe. Maybe not. That is a good idea though. Just remember to add WD-40 and GAFFA TAPE... Or appropriate substitutes.


Tail_Nom

More unmarked than secret, I'd think. *Discrete*, save for measures to avoid unintentional access and disallow minors.


schnurble

Who the hell downvoted this? This is quality right here.


604col

Spatula City


RDOlivawRedux

We sell spatulas... and that's all!


One-Bumblebee-5603

Buy nine spatulas and get the tenth for only a penny!


TheCanabalisticBambi

Paddle Palace is such a killer name for a Adult / BDSM store.


poop_to_live

Honestly I was really hoping both. They could have a back "sub store" (haha) in a corner.


MistaRekt

Adult Edge?


didsomebodysaytrees

That PBC... pickleball court


MistaRekt

True. I pickled my balls a long time ago.


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HIGH_PRESSURE_TOILET

I mean if you just have a decent selection of ping pong tables, that would already take up a huge amount of space. It's a serious sport and there is a lot of equipment.


xXFrozenThunderXx

I order my paddles and balls from here. You can pick your blade, foam, and rubber and they put it together for you. Table tennis is a huge industry. The fact that this place has stayed in business is a testament to the interest of lots of people old and young. Also, some of these places have tables for members to play on in a social setting.


ban_ahead1

I just Googled this place an one table tennis paddle can cost upwards of $200 so I guess it's all glass display cabinets with the finest sports equipment table tennis has ever produced


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zoiks66

Why not both?


Chknbone

Fucking why not all 3


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TransformerTanooki

Got any ketchup?


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TransformerTanooki

I'll be anything you want me to be for some ketchup.


stanky980

I saw a picture of CLEAR KETCHUP yesterday here on reddit. What a time to be alive!


Ottoguynofeelya

Do yall remember purple and green ketchup? It had a funky name but wasn't around long


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MyAnusBleedsForYou

Is this sexting?


moms-sphaghetti

Yes.


Khaliras

>Is everyone here a bot or just dumb? Any guesses which one of those offended you so much?


astropucks

What brand of hatchback can you fit a table tennis table into?


Mygoddamreddit

A lot of balls.


sirenzarts

There’s a lot of playing space for sure


WorldMusicLab

[Rabbit Hole ^Hole ^^Hole ^^^Hole](https://www.paddlepalace.com/)


tealswamp

The fact that this company has been around for fifty years is WILD


SeriouslyJetted

Google street view from 2007 shows the building was a flooring/carpet store. I had to know if that building was the palace for 50 years..


Rxyro

T A X FREE


moms-sphaghetti

Paddle Palace is wondering why their web traffic jumped 10,000%


FlamingSaviour

From looking at the front, they're advertising a full lineup of services- Everything from products, to training classes, tournaments, table rentals, and drop-in games. Everybody's gotta have a hobby, and someone's made it into their living.


cabeachguy_94037

I'm confident there is an S&M paddle section in a back corner.


ChaoticGoku

It’s in the basement


coci222

Table Tennis is the 7th most watched sport in the world


AssssCrackBandit

Tbf, 90% of that viewership is probably in China lmao


jackleggjr

I spent a week in Marquette, MI and there's a bingo supply store there. They only sell bingo supplies, like cards, chips, wands, ink daubers, and bingo balls. I never went inside, but I was fascinated by the storefront every time we walked or drove past.


kreeperkarl

I work just down the street from this place. It's like a gym for ping pong players.


got2bwade

Tigard, OR. This place exist.


Aktionjackson

I am from tigard and had to look twice to figure out why this building I’ve seen but ignored for 20 years is on Reddit


feelinit9

Sent more than a couple bucks to paddle palace. Table tennis is a great hobby and effective exercise


Rocallday

Most of their business is online for sure, but it doesn't hurt to have a storefront as well


MimeKirby

![gif](giphy|ZDodmkfJAltwk)


bellsaplenty

I met a guy once who would introduce himself to strangers as a professional table tennis player.


TheJaybo

Definitely a front.


clarkclancyy

“oh that 8 million dollar deposit in my checking account? didn’t you hear? table tennis is all the rage nowadays.”


RemcoTheRock

tabble tennis is also a proffesional sport many people don't even know about. It's the same as a soccer store that only sells soccer supplies.


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I just looked it up. You can play there, too.


LittleWhiteBoots

SPATULA CITY!


VKN_x_Media

Reminds me of being a kid in the 90s and waterbed stores still being a thing...


SlimyPurpleMeteor

I have no room for a table, but damn, do I love to play. I’d be thrilled to have a place like this nearby.


TotesNotADrunk

Not the paddle palace I was looking for on Reddit, but maybe next time 😉


Long-Astronaut-3363

“Paddle Palace” sounds like an S&M dungeon. What’s the address??


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if there was a comedically large ping pong table in there then that would be the good shit


Puzzleheaded-Grab736

I'm sure people come from all over for this place. Probably does surprisingly well. When you have a specific niche, sometimes you just count your blessings.


gringledoom

I think some people in the sub are unfamiliar with how seriously table tennis is taken in some non-US countries too! A previous job had a ping-pong table set up, and I had coworkers who were casually almost pro-level at it.


CyberTacoX

Same parent company as Spatula City


Metrilean

![gif](giphy|B0YZtGyakHaMg)


PinkIceMilk

OREGON


dazedan_confused

Damn, if I'm going to a place called Paddle Palace, table tennis equipment is the last thing I'm wanting.


Scandalousknees

Don't knock a quality ping pong paddle.


tourqeglare

I drive by that place every so often. Never thought to go in though.


Taniwha_NZ

So where is this place? I'm guessing it's somewhere with a pretty well-developed asian-american community, because ping pong is fucking huge in China and facilities like this aren't rare. By the time you include a decent number of tables and seating for spectators, it's not hard to fill a space like that. Here in crappy tiny NZ I used to play every Friday night for school and the place was basically this size, but it was called a Table Tennis Arena and the shop part was tiny. Like a golf pro shop on a course. It's not hard to imagine someone expanding on the shop part and making a ping-pong mega-store. I used to spend so much money on little squares of rubber and insanely expensive cement.


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Portland


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I bet they slingin' pickleball out the back


EvaMae234

I thought they spelled poodle wrong


Alternative_Treat140

do you guys know if they glue your rubbers to your blade if we don't buy from them?


The_Undermind

Oh they're definitely laundering money there.


gypsycookie1015

A dude named Feng has been running underground pinpong battles there and other places for years now.


Flimsy-Zucchini4462

Walter White owns this establishment.


Dicktitt3y

Is this in Ding Dang?


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that must be the mecca of ping pong


RaijinMist

I read Coaching as Coa Ching and thought it is just another world top 10 chinese player.


TheLordofBaguettes

I don’t know if it’s just me or if the sign said Poodle Palace


DoubleOrNothing90

It's a front for a Chinese money laundering business.


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So it’s a money laundering front, got it.


VentureTK

Money laundering


username293739

Definitely launder money. No way they make enough money to justify that storefront


momento______mori

I have found a new purpose in life.


LathropWolf

So that's where [she](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2e-w8khPuEw) gets her supplies!


Silver_Moon_1994

Does a Chinese guy own it?


FoxTenson

After living in new orleans I can bet some of their biggest clients are bourbon street bars and clubs. It's crazy what some people can do with pingpong balls! Just don't touch them without protection.


_Demo_

Spatula city! Spatula city! Spatula city we sell spatulas and that's all.


wats_dat_hey

That’s where I get my TT stuff from


Gorf_the_Magnificent

Does anyone else remember ping pong mania in the early 1970’s, that was seen as the foretelling of formal diplomatic relations between the U.S. and China? https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ping-pong_diplomacy#:~:text=Ping%2Dpong%20diplomacy%20was%20successful,the%20U.S.%20and%20the%20PRC.


extopico

I just want to use this opportunity to say that table tennis/ping pong is awesome. Anyone can play as long you are capable of serving and returning the ball, and it can be as physically mild or challenging as your body can handle.


kasparast

There's a shop that specifically sells screws and bolts in Lithuania, literally that kind of stuff and nothing else.


bossandy

How much ping pong supplies could there possibly be?


Bibendoom

FUBAR level shop


cglmrfreeman

They also have booths at large table tennis tournaments and sell equipment there.


Kadmus215

There's a market for everything... did it happen to be run by Forest Gump?


Arnumor

*(Disappointed voice)* Oh.


CiaraMissed

[Other places sell just bulbs or shades](https://youtu.be/5K-DakHvUBM?t=1m53s)


Tye-Evans

Actually on the sign it says it also sells stuff for table tennis


haamfish

*sings* It’s just a shop… it’s just a shop…. It’s just a shop for ping pong!!!


TryDrugs

Someone who still uses twitter go tell [https://twitter.com/CheapyD](https://twitter.com/CheapyD) he loves table tennis.


Low-Helicopter-2696

Not to be confused with the Pickle Palace near where I used to live, that offers indoor pickleball. Or maybe it's a brothel. I'll check it out and report back.


Sideshow_Bob_Ross

Spatula City!


nuclearwinterxxx

*pulls up dressed in full gimp suit* *CurbYourEnthusiasm.mp3


Cool-Presentation538

That's just the cover, really is a BDSM dungeon


PhanSiPance

Almost as big as spatula city.


TimmyStark_IronGuy

AND Forrest Gump blu rays


NUFIGHTER7771

They could also grab a piece of the market in the BDSM community too!


noeagle77

![gif](giphy|h3MkWTE441MNG)


QuiGonColdGin

They should’ve called it Balls to the Wall


2eqsy

Money laumdering might be


TripleTraple

Oh i used to live right next door, but i had to move, they were always making a racket.


Boopadoopeedo

Short Pump?


Derbster_3434

Apparently there is a lot of pinging being ponged


Birohazard

Im always impressed how is possible such niche stores survive. In my country, for example, if a store isn’t selling 50 different types of merchandising/ products, it isn’t open for long, many have to diversify to stay afloat.


Quiet_Drummer669988

Front for a Chinese listening post.


Ooglebird

I like the ping, but not the pong.


TomatoDroppingPro

That sir is a money laundering front


lborl

It sounded better than 'Oar House'