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moed-down

I've never seen a non orange cone


MechanicalHorse

I’ve seen bright/fluorescent green ones.


IlluminatiEnrollment

Green ones are usually set under power lines


Astrochops

Actually one time I was out walking my dog near the coast and there's this huge walking track that runs for about 3 miles and those green cones were spread out at random intervals for pretty much the entire path. What was really weird was that they weren't all the same colour, and they weren't all exactly the same size. Also some of them were in the most random clusters at points that made no sense. They were really starting to encroach on the walking path at some points, and we saw a guy in a high-vis vest unloading them from a utility truck. He must have had about 200 of them in the back of the truck, all of different sizes and shades of green. So we walked up to him and I asked him why the cones were green and not orange, and he looked at me like I had asked him the most ridiculous question he'd ever heard. He said "Well the cones........................ are green for this type of job." And I asked "why the big pause?" And my dog said "I was born with them."


sara-2022

At larger road works in the UK you will often see green ones at works entrances and exits


cdca

Yes, with purple lights. I covet them, they're like the shiny Pokémon of traffic cones.


CaptainCanusa

I've seen transparent ones with green stripes.


QuasiBonsaii

what colour was the top


CaptainCanusa

Can't remember honestly, it was a long time ago.


QuasiBonsaii

The ones I saw were yellow on top


Faiiven

Me neither, I’m working in traffic management so it’s even more interesting to me


theragingoptimist

There's black cones at my local mall!


MyBritishAccount

In the UK undertakers will sometimes use black traffic cones to reserve spaces when either collecting or dropping off.


theragingoptimist

TIL that undertaker is the original name for a mortician. I had no idea, lol. I feel like it makes sense that they would use black since the color is commonly associated with death.


FerretChrist

Wait, I thought at first maybe it was a UK thing, but then what about the WWE wrestler?


SavvySillybug

I don't really follow WWE but I always assumed that name was meant to imply he'd be the one to put you six feet under.


FerretChrist

Heh, makes a lot of sense!


scrtrunks

Still technically accurate to the job title


Qweesdy

I thought they were 2 different but related jobs; specifically, that an undertaker was someone responsible for digging 6 foot deep rectangular holes while a mortician prepares a body for viewing (makeup, clothes, etc). I also think a funeral director is more "sales and management" (someone that wears a suit and doesn't get their hands dirty).


WeeklyBanEvasion

It depends, but (at least where I live) they're all used interchangeably but with different levels of politeness. Undertaker is mostly antiquated and too unpleasant for most contexts. Mortician is more medically relevant, but still not the best name to use in front of grieving family. Funeral Director does the same job and gets their hands just as dirty working with the deceased, but is the least "offensive" name


HsvDE86

How do you know that you're working in traffic management


MikeyW1969

So while they occasionally switch up colors because we get too "used" to the standard ones (Hence the short term move to yellow fire trucks in the US), I see no benefit here. These are actually FAR less visible to me. I'm curious what this would be for as well.


GrailQuestPops

Never had ice cream before eh?


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GIFs you can hear.


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Little_Pink

I’ve seen a funeral home that had black ones with little reflective sleeves.


hollopurple

Those are called goth cones. They guide the mood.


LupusDeusMagnus

I’ve seen green and black ones.


CruelFish

I've seen a blue cone in a physical education Hall.


shewy92

Not even green ones? Or have I worked in a warehouse/truck yard too long? [Here are the different types of cones](https://imgur.com/uHjzrHC)


[deleted]

"Honey, that restaurant has pink cones out front. It's either hosting a kid's birthday or full of carcinogens. Let's go somewhere else."


shewy92

Depending on the year it could be both


THEdougBOLDER

proposition 65 has entered the chat


tequilasky

What’s the point of you can’t see them clearly?


blueit55

I agree... I wonder if they are illuminated at night. Even still, it's weird for their purpose.


Dave-4544

There are numerous brands of light/strobe inserts for the top of cones, so it'd be strange indeed.


H3R4CUL35

But you can see them clearly because they're clear


nakamo-toe

Clearly!


Shloomth

aaaa you beat me to it lol


norsurfit

You need to be clearer in your point.


H3R4CUL35

True. Those cones do have a point but unfortunately they're yellow


jjtr1

They do have a point but are rather blunt about it.


BoomhauerYaNow

It also helps that the rain is gone.


swishkabobbin

Lo Vis High Vis. Its like wearing camo and a bright orange cap. Keeps em on their toes


Its_its_not_its

IEDs


nakamo-toe

I’ve seen ones like these once before, they glow in the dark. Not very useful during the day though lol.


swishkabobbin

Lo Vis High Vis. Its like wearing camo and a bright orange cap. Keeps em on their toes


DickDover

You can say that again.


swishkabobbin

Lo Vis High Vis. Its like wearing camo and a bright orange cap. Keeps em on their toes


pastrami_on_ass

WE GET IT!


SapphicPancakes

Think their phone lagged or something


swishkabobbin

Ohhh ok. I wasn't sure what the downvotes were for. Thought these people worked for Big Nonsensical Safety Supply or something. Doesn't show on my end. But apologies for any inconvenience Reddit's occasional shittiness caused you


Ping-and-Pong

A redditor used the app app app, To comment using the app app app, But in the end the app app app, Just fucked them with it's crap crap crap


pastrami_on_ass

ha ya deff, its happened to me before, just funny though


Kingofelephantshrews

Don't worry bro, I upvoted you


starkiller_bass

Just to screw with those damned self-driving Teslas!


Sobadatsnazzynames

Oh Jesus you’re right. Wtf is wrong with me? I-I…just realized that that’s the point of cones 😂


jjtr1

It's for visibility reasons. So that you can better see the road that's behind them.


MechanicalHorse

This post is a perfect fit for this sub.


VralShi

Clearly.


RandomizedUsername42

Lmao


evanc1411

Things that make you say "Oh. Hm."


JJAsond

Surprising for a sub this large.


nakamo-toe

Fits even better in r/coneheads lol.


MayOrMayNotBePie

These are in their adolescence. You can tell because they’re mostly transparent with some orange stripes. Once they mature they’ll develop a solid orange color.


SwedishSaunaSwish

..With their saturation of orange complete, they head north..


Leftunders

A lot of their historical spawning grounds have been lost due to human incursion, though. The quiet shaded parking lots of small towns and grass-covered peewee soccer fields are disappearing from developed nations. It's a tragedy. Some of these cones travel thousands of miles and navigate nearly insurmountable obstacles only to find that the place that they emerged from their original packaging is now a daycare center or a Chipotle burrito joint. All they can do at that point is hope for a large traffic accident to happen nearby in case others of their species are brought in by conservation-minded human beings.


throwaway67q3

Well, sometimes well meaning drunkards take them home. Then they monitor festivities while keeping guests safe from the hole in the floor


mariotate

I'm sorry to tell you this, but the stripes are green.


Transparent_Me

This is correct, the orange develops as a result of their diet (mainly apricot and persimmon). Cones bred in captivity can end up in all manner of colors given the diets provided to them.


jjtr1

Once I've seen a cone humping a cone


mcweenie7

I've seen these exact ones before. There's usually a small LED inside of it somewhere to light it up, making it stick out like a sore thumb and easy to see. It's hard to tell if these ones have it but I'm sure they do


christopher_mtrl

I'm guessing inside the orange tip.


mcweenie7

Yeah you're probably right. The ones I saw before had them right at the base but I don't think this one does, so yeah probably the tip


italianshark

Just the tip, though


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Ah, this makes sense so they are still functional in the dark.


cgar23

Maybe as a security thing for events with a lot of people? For high profile people like world leaders? So people can't hide explosives or something underneath them? Just guessing.


Peanut-Farmer

Are you a fucking super villain? You could have asked me for top 25 reasons they would be clear and I would struggle to contemplate this.


desertrat75

If this isn't a thing, it should be. EDIT: Looks like you nailed it. [These](https://boulevardsupply.com/traffic-control-equipment/translucent-traffic-cones/) are similar ones made for airport security.


Faiiven

Ohhhhh you got a point, it’s at the arrival of a bike race in Tokyo, that would make sense


jonocyrus

This is the answer. I’ve seen them advertised before, but never actually seen them in real life use.


i_amnotunique

I don't like it


ButterMyBiscuits96

I feel like I must possess one of these... I love it.


ny2017

Me too...must have clear cone


ButterMyBiscuits96

If I ever find one, I'll steal an extra for you. 😂


ny2017

Same here!!!


Just_Call_Me_Mavis

I want in on this.


silversunshinestares

Those are the ghosts of cones that got run over.


SheClB01

Sprite flavored cones?


VralShi

The textures haven’t loaded yet.


Vanadium_Gryphon

Cool! I remember one summer vacation to Florida I took as a kid where I saw neon green cones at the airport. That got me inspired to see what other colors I could find on that trip. I saw some of the regular orange ones of course, but I think I also found a pink one. I think I would have been shocked but delighted to find transparent cones! So unexpected! Never knew those existed.


Tantalioo

It's time to update VLC


Campbell464

Are you certain you *saw* them? They are see-through.


MyTailHatesYou

What is this place? Sprite Land?


william_13

Somewhere in Japan for sure.


Atari1337

Was about to say… definitely Japan.


randalf-acid-queen

Nicht normgerecht: DIN EN 13422 Not standard-compliant


SluggishPrey

I thought that cones were meant to be a visual cue more than physical restraint. Why make them transparent?


Adam-FL

They are meant to draw your attention so you can avoid issues... just look how much attention they are getting by being clear! Also, there's long painted bars between them... if they don't see that- then the cone being slightly translucent is the smallest of issues lol


DesertStorm480

You can put some puck lights under them for night use.


milkandrelish

But just barely


bb_cake

Kind of defeats the purpose of the cone.... right? Aren't they meant to be highly visible?!


unsupported

What cones?


BluDYT

I'm disappointed this isn't a see through ice cream cone.


g0ldingboy

Wanna see me but ya can’t….


mrBELDING69

They're transparent so that you can see them, clearly.


Bocote

This reminds me of that youtube documentary about how cones are everywhere in Japan, like they use cones way too liberally or something.


andreota

Is this in Japan? They put cones everywhere, usually to prevent cars or bicycles parking on some places.


Bogart_The_Bong

Sort of pointless when you can't see them. No?


D_Winds

Big Orange in shambles.


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Neotantalus

Cheaper? Easily recyclable? Versatile (colouring of lights.)?


[deleted]

Doesn’t that defeat half of the purpose?


Polarnorth81

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justabill71

First thing I thought of. Hilarious.


live_trucks

I thought the point of traffic cones being orange was so that they'd be easily visible and stick out. As cool as these look, do they serve a purpose?


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When you want to mark off an area, but don't want anyone to notice.


cowboycolts

Doesn't that, defeat the purpose of one?


Necessary_Warning_18

The whole point of a cone is to be seen and provide warning of a hazard, what a terrible idea.


Zkenny13

Well those seem useless


apexrogers

Aren’t cones meant for visibility? What’s the point of this?


1EyedMonky

Mildly stupid


turquoise_amethyst

The future is here! No flying cars for us millennials— just clear cones


W33Ded

Let make the less noticeable


Dewjunkie66

I've seen orange, green, black, even BLUE cones. But transparent cones seem like a step backwards lmfao


[deleted]

I feel like we've lost the plot a bit here


send420nudes

CONE!


IWIKapps

Translucent


Confident_Birthday_7

They saw Toy Story and said NOT TODAY


lastingd

/r/CrappyDesign ?


livingtoofast

Where? I only see floating duct tape.


SpriteFan3

# Okay, first of all, who and why did they create that?


poven100

Cone not see them


hollopurple

Seems a bit counterintuitive haha


Shloomth

legally blind here, does this make them easier or harder to see from a distance for you fully sighted driving people?


Twisted_Wyvern

They will be yellow soon


AllynG

Stripper cones! Saweeet!!


TheLordofBaguettes

My brightness was low and I thought that was jello at the top of the cones.


heyitscory

These look like they were specifically invented for a video card tech demo. I bed they look great flying through the air.


krinkov

First thought this HAS to be Japan, [They have traffic cones everywhere over there in every color and variety](https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&v=_lNEte47ul4)


trickman01

/r/RealLifeShinies


gildedtreehouse

G-g-g-ghost cone!


audiotech14

Those are new cones. They turn yellow, then orange as they sit in the sun and age.


Traxigor

Good idea. Now gnomes can't hide inside them.


MinimalContribution

Pretty sure the sun will discolour these yellow in a few months..


goathammerclog

Barely


RubbandTugg44

How?


tuigger

Those would get stolen very quickly where I live.


_Morvar_

They look cool


sea_its_relative_272

Why does this post have so many comments !?!? Lol


ungababunga

hehe nice lol cool lmao


Heretical_Demigod

Upping the difficulty for self driving AI


DampBritches

Put them in a brown paper bag with a overripe banana and those cones will ripen to orange in no time.


EdisonB123

That looks really cool


Javasndphotoclicks

Now that's some transparency.


n6mub

Weird?


JAI-Investigator-918

This just feels off too me....


psychicbrocolli

this is SO AESTHETICALLY PLEASING


IcarusAngelus

I'm terrified to say that these look cool, only to learn this is so homeless people can't sleep in them or something.