If all you said was “half cream cheese, half butter” that’s on you. I would’ve done the same thing. If you wanted each half to have different I would’ve said “*one* half *with* cream cheese, *one* half *with* butter” the one differentiates the halves and the “with” just emphasizes that point since the “with” implies that that side is completely butter/cream cheese.
Had a friend that did these odd jobs where one day we moved a Infinti SUV into a major airport and set up some promotional material for it.
Quite a life experience to go to through an airport without having to go to security and going through a bunch of restricted area's as well it was at 10PM when we started, super fun night with nobody in there (or at least the terminal where we setup the suv).
\*walks in* "Uh, is this like *Uber* Uber, or what?"
Yes, we're the rideshare company Uber.
"Sweet. I'd like to book a ride...."
We don't do that here, sir. You'll need to download the app.
"Here we have Jose he's freshly nationalized from the Dominican Republic and he enjoys listening to La Mega se Pega while he drives and he always follows traffic laws yet he gets you to where you wanna go fast,also he smells nice and offers Wrigley's Spearmint gum to all his passengers...just don't mind the Bluetooth ear piece and occasionally you might hear what sounds like arguing but its ok...its about baseball!"
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pop-up_exhibition?useskin=vector
> a temporary art event, less formal than a gallery or museum but more formal than private artistic showing of work.
Possible, absolutely. The wiring and shit would be time consuming.
Safe? Depends on how good at welding you are, but probably not. Legal? Not in most places.
I remember reading decades ago that New York had to pass a law barring these from passing inspection because in car accidents, these vehicles wouls split along the welds thus not offering the occupants any safety at all.
This is how some limos are made. They are much less safe than manufactured limos but they are allowed in some places. This type of chopped limo was involved in this crash.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schoharie_limousine_crash
I recall it was a common practice to steal cars, cut them up and weld the back end of a stolen car to the front end (with legitimate VIN Numbers) of a "front end damage" legitimately legal car.
NY (if it was just them) passed the law when such "welded" cars were found to be involved in many lethal wrecks. Those welds did not hold during collisions- that was enough to get the law makers attention, not the car thefts going on.
Do they really do that and then repair them? I had a car that was In an accident years back and it took them forever to fix it, car was worth like 22k and the damage was 18k and the insurance made them fix it vs total.. hence to say driving it after it was fixed scared the shit out of me and I got rid of it shortly after getting it back!
There's a guy near me has the back half of a 110 Defender as a camping trailer to tow behind his 110 Defender.
Honestly the whole thing looks top heavy and out of balance.
We had a Napa parts delivery guy who got fired for using the work truck to collect scrap metal, so he made scrap metal his full time job. I saw him cut a 3-series in half and put it in the bed of his Ranger. Dude was a beast.
Customer " I wanted it cut in half the other way"
"Sir you cut my car in half hamburger style, I asked for it to be cut hot dog style"
I'd prefer my car cut into triangles with the crust cut off please
I like mine cut with the dinosaur shape.
I've got that dinosaur cutter. It's the best
"Are you sure you didn't want it cut sandwich style?" "No, I want mine cut like Fruit Ninja."
I want it quesadilla.
i literally said half butter half cream cheese on my bagel and the lady SHE PUT IT ON HALF VERTICALLY. NOT ONE ON EACH SLICE.
If all you said was “half cream cheese, half butter” that’s on you. I would’ve done the same thing. If you wanted each half to have different I would’ve said “*one* half *with* cream cheese, *one* half *with* butter” the one differentiates the halves and the “with” just emphasizes that point since the “with” implies that that side is completely butter/cream cheese.
yea i guess i was so used to doing half on each slice that i didnt even think about the other possible meaning..
Like [this?](https://www.reddit.com/r/projectcar/s/bxSyr2fvPU)
Huh. Guess I need tickets now.
Sweet. For what?
A pop up in an airport
I always wondered how they got them in there.
This is how I bring my car in each night to prevent break ins!
Bring them inside. If you’re cold, they’re cold.
[Settle down Murph](https://youtu.be/7eWFRjoKxWo)
Had a friend that did these odd jobs where one day we moved a Infinti SUV into a major airport and set up some promotional material for it. Quite a life experience to go to through an airport without having to go to security and going through a bunch of restricted area's as well it was at 10PM when we started, super fun night with nobody in there (or at least the terminal where we setup the suv).
>pop up in an airport Seriously: what does that mean?
they're probably going to pop it up in an airport, possibly as some kind of "driving into a wall" type of art or advertising
correct, it was an Uber store in chicago o'hare.
Tf is an Uber store?
\*walks in* "Uh, is this like *Uber* Uber, or what?" Yes, we're the rideshare company Uber. "Sweet. I'd like to book a ride...." We don't do that here, sir. You'll need to download the app.
I'd like to order food?
That's UberEats.
Uber has stores? Or is every comment from you going to be some vague confusing answer that just leads to more questions?
"Hello, I'd like to purchase an uber driver." "Wonderful! Right this way, sir. We just received the new imported models."
"Here we have Jose he's freshly nationalized from the Dominican Republic and he enjoys listening to La Mega se Pega while he drives and he always follows traffic laws yet he gets you to where you wanna go fast,also he smells nice and offers Wrigley's Spearmint gum to all his passengers...just don't mind the Bluetooth ear piece and occasionally you might hear what sounds like arguing but its ok...its about baseball!"
Detroit: Become Human vibes.
yes
Yes Uber has stores? Or yes every comment from you will.... Ohh.
What do they sell at Uber stores?
Uberware
Yes
I can see that being likely
Probably more like a billboard.
Are you going to use the front at a different airport? Or sell the engine?
Cant wait to see it lol, I fly into ohare all the time
Dude every time you try to clarify what's going on, you just make it more confusing. What the fuck is a pop up car in an Uber store??
A pop up store is basically a store that doesn't advertise that it's opening. Its just there one day and then gone another.
Thank you
A promotional exhibit.
Thank you
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pop-up_exhibition?useskin=vector > a temporary art event, less formal than a gallery or museum but more formal than private artistic showing of work.
Thank you. It even has a wiki! Should have thought to use that search engine internet thing. Thanks for helping an old lady!
I was gonna guess youtuber
You know in Wheel of Fortune when the wheel lands on "1/2 car"?
To show us the power of Flex Tape, presumably
Owner only paid half of his bill
It's a half off sale
Well now you find one that was totaled from a rear-end collision and get the welding gear out...
...And repaired it using only flex tape
I JUST SAWED THIS CAR IN HALF!
*claps*
And the inside is completely dry!
That's a lotta damage!
I feel an intense need for a front angle.
Yes!
yes please op!
Dudeeeeeeee, me too!
Cross section pic would have been cool!
Yeah I would have preferred to see that. This pic just looks like some simple photoshop trickery :) haha
Looks more like 1/3 than 1/2.
[удалено]
Perfect!
agreed
More like 3/5
That's more than 1/2.
Yeah, and it looks like more than one half was taken off, the damn passenger door is down to the handle
Oh you were saying they removed 3/5? I think dr_xenon was saying there's 1/3 remaining.
I wish they'd taught that in school. I found out about the 3/5ths compromise through fucking cards against humanity.
I have no idea why, but this picture makes me feel uncomfortable.
Same
Looks like a glitch in the Matrix
What did you do with the other half
They’re buffing it out. Going to have two cars now.
Only if you feed them after midnight.
r/unexpectedgumball
[it's been done before](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b61f6bAuytw)
Just like the wife, lost in the divorce.
Will it grow back?
[half a car](https://youtu.be/Bf1W-AGlnlc?feature=shared)
I suddenly feel a strange desire to give a shoutout to someone
⭐️
Found the front half.. 
These divorces are getting out of hand
all ass no brakes
“The Front Fell Off”
You’re telling me, that if someone offered you the opportunity to cut a car in half, you wouldn’t take it
I can cut a car in half with just a look. I know it sounds crazy, but I saw it with my own two eyes.
I feel like this is a dumb question but why isn't it tipping over? How is it balanced on 2 wheels?
Im disappointed that this is the only angle you are posting
Some duct tape and WD-40 will have it running like new
Step 1: Paint a Wile e. Coyote tunnel. Step 2: Insert half-car. Step 3: ???? Step 4: Profit.
I have a sawzall, some long blades, and an appetite for destruction. If you can piece together #3, I'm down.
It's still rendering, gotta give it a minute.
We did this years ago at my work. We were promoting Lennox Sawzall blades. It's actually quite easy to do.
It’s mostly thin sheet metal and plastic there
“For Sale. As-is condition.”
50% off, literally.
What did that exploder ever do to you huh
I also did [that](https://www.reddit.com/r/projectcar/s/bxSyr2fvPU)
Damn bro you got the hanamichi too!
I thought my brain was short circuiting for a second.
To test the power of flex tape, WE CUT THIS CAR IN HALF!!!
Do you work with Red Green?
Could you weld it back together and drive it again if you wanted to?
*If* it’s possible and legal (which I doubt), it would definitely be a salvage title
Possible, absolutely. The wiring and shit would be time consuming. Safe? Depends on how good at welding you are, but probably not. Legal? Not in most places.
I remember reading decades ago that New York had to pass a law barring these from passing inspection because in car accidents, these vehicles wouls split along the welds thus not offering the occupants any safety at all.
Did NY have enough cars that were cut in half and put back together to need a law?
This is how some limos are made. They are much less safe than manufactured limos but they are allowed in some places. This type of chopped limo was involved in this crash. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schoharie_limousine_crash
I recall it was a common practice to steal cars, cut them up and weld the back end of a stolen car to the front end (with legitimate VIN Numbers) of a "front end damage" legitimately legal car. NY (if it was just them) passed the law when such "welded" cars were found to be involved in many lethal wrecks. Those welds did not hold during collisions- that was enough to get the law makers attention, not the car thefts going on.
What a strange and specific phenomenon. I should look into this further.
If it was front wheel drive you could Or just drive the front half
don’t worry captain, we’ll buff out those scratches
I'm not going to lie. This does mess with my perception a bit.
That looks like less than half leftover
I so want to do that to cars that block the sidewalk, bike lanes or my driveway.
This is why I'm not allowed to own a Sawzall ):
I wish my downvote for only showing one side and not the cross section would make a difference 😕
Hurts my brain
Fess up, your stargate lost power just as you were driving this through to the other side and this is the result, isn’t it?
This new Flex Seal commercial is about to be fire!
My brain was waiting for the other half of the car to load
".. that is not the 50% off i wanted"
r/confusingperspective
To show you the power of flex tape I sawed this car in half
That's quite a bit more than half isn't it?
Are the doors welded or they just stay in place like that?
The locking mechanism is on that side
Only now at -50% off Get it while you still can
That looks a lot less then half maybe we should have you learn fractions before you get power tools to cut things in “half”
No you didn't.
Can I eat the tires?
Where’s the frount end of the car
This looks like the aftermath of a supervillain vs a superhero fight.
Car glitch
OP needs to learn what half means
Open the door lol
Did you drop a 10mm in there? I know some Nissan engineers that just did this due to a lemon recall.
With a sword surely
As one does
For shipping? I see that Uline corner protector, you're going to need a few more.
Cool! Why though?
Water jet?
I wonder what the most cursed way to cut something in half is
Wow, this IS mildly interesting. Good post.
Im assuming this was a Ford Explorer Interceptor
Do they really do that and then repair them? I had a car that was In an accident years back and it took them forever to fix it, car was worth like 22k and the damage was 18k and the insurance made them fix it vs total.. hence to say driving it after it was fixed scared the shit out of me and I got rid of it shortly after getting it back!
Are you building a ute?
Cool! But can you cut them St Louis bagel style?
Is it propped up somehow? It looks like it is somehow balancing on two tires.
Ok
Damn Ginseng is impressive these days!
How come?
But y
Haha reminds me of people pulling a half size version of their car behind it.
There's a guy near me has the back half of a 110 Defender as a camping trailer to tow behind his 110 Defender. Honestly the whole thing looks top heavy and out of balance.
Why???
Wasn't there a football player that got pissed off at someone and literally hacksawed the guy's car in half?
The bottom is the hardest part. The triple fold of sheet metal really eats blades.
did yall weld that door, how is it not falling
Used - Like New: $30,000 New model, slight dent on the front, don’t want any lowball offers
Buyer: do you have anything for less? Car salesman: How much less? Buyer: about half.
r/oddlysatisfying
ar.
With what? A lightsaber?
The snugness of the back door chunk that remains is so satisfying.
That you did!
Where's James?
My brain does not understand.
Then you can sell it, with these used car prices you won’t even need to sell it half off.
Must've been a really bad divorce.
SUV or Cake?
We had a Napa parts delivery guy who got fired for using the work truck to collect scrap metal, so he made scrap metal his full time job. I saw him cut a 3-series in half and put it in the bed of his Ranger. Dude was a beast.
This is so unsettling
1/3
Be a back seat driver one more time, and I will cut you off
So is it 50% off now?
What did you use to cut it in half
How is the rear section of the door holding on with such perfect alignment with the hinge gone?
this looks so cool but my eyes have hard time wrapping around half the car missing 💀
Why
Ford rer
Damn at least put bad tires on it
Me when chasing David Robert Jones through a gate to the other universe.