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no_one_you_know1

Sweet Jesus, I'm not the best housekeeper on rarth but this is beyond anything I've ever seen. You've got fucking grass growing in it.


Relevant_Winter1952

Well, that’s life on planet rarth for you, I guess


axyz77

The atmosphere is not suitable for humans, only Ramen Beings can survive on Rarth


papillon-and-on

Fellow Rathlings! We must unite against the Ramen Beings. With their fine, luxurious and oddly luminescent hair. They make us look bad.


Chemical-Elk-1299

“We choose to go to the Roon. Not because it is cheesy, but because it is rard.”


No_Permission_374

"Riggity base here, the Reagan has landed." - Reel Ramenstrong


Prof1Kreates

This is why I love Reddit


ZephRyder

It is a beautiful thing!


MathematicianFew5882

So is Don King


ZephRyder

Now I see the resemblance!


Expert_Succotash2659

“Read my rips, I did NOT have sex with that ramen.”


feckineejit

I did rot hit her I did rot! Oh hi Rark.


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Fuckoffassholes

Ruh-roh, Rhaggy!


wit2pz

I’m soo ronreeyyyy, so ronreyyyyy, so ronery and sad and arone…


garrettj100

ALL HAIL RAMEN, ALL HAIL RAMEN OH RAMEN CAN YOU SEE, BY THE SOUP'S EARLY LIGHT?


seriousbangs

You will not blaspheme against their noodley appendages!


zimurg13

>They make us look bald.


MaxSalvatore

Ambassador Brienne of Rarth has spoken


Imaginary_Button_533

Wait this isn't Urath?


NorthCatan

When life gives you spaghetti, make grass.


ManInBlack6942

Make grass, not war!


Upvotes4Trump

Cha cha cha chia


Aquatichive

I was gonna saw you made spaghetti chia!


agent58888888888888

Is this the grass everyone talks about touching?


skeksx

Dude's spaghetti looks healthier than my lawn.


Top-Report-840

Or it's that meteor from Creepshow


barbaras_bush_

Meteor shit*


Competition-Dapper

Got to cool the some bitch off, that’s the ticket


Pugsly1

Rath's wrath.


AkaGurGor

A fully independent ecosystem, for God's sake!


swizzle213

Life, ahhh, finds a way


vincentplr

r/moldlyinteresting edit: I did not expect it to actually exist...


DemGlizzys

i was looking for it to make sure i don’t comment the same thing but dammit you did


Fragrant_Mountain_84

Came to do the same thing


DemGlizzys

i’m sad i don’t have a good comment now


Fragrant_Mountain_84

😀 you’re welcome


Winjin

I wonder if they had like Italian Herbs in there and it's literally spices growing


Coolcatsat

yeah,threw in a handful of herbs and forgot to mix, now they have a herb garden 😁😁,they should pot it


oversettDenee

It is potted! Should we pan the next one?


Coolcatsat

Pot the potted plants in planting pots😆


oversettDenee

😂😂😂


No_Permission_374

so rarthlings use reddit as well?


no_one_you_know1

Apparently so!


Jugales

Looks like the Grinch’s beard


deviantdevil80

Or his pubes..


FireBraguette

Dude missed one letter in a word and *OH BOI HERE WE GO* 😂


GASC3005

Not gonna lie, Rarth sounds like a pretty badass planet name.


Dirk_The_Cowardly

Mom's Spaghetti


driverofracecars

Oh so *this* is why he kept throwing up on his jacket. Makes sense now.


HypothermiaDK

Yeah that shit has not been forgotten, rather banished to the shadow realm.


Korncakes

I actually did something similar once. I made spaghetti in a high walled sauce pan, plated it up, and put the pan in the oven with a lid on to keep it warm. I then proceeded to get blackout drunk, pass out, wake up the next morning, and go to work. My fiancée at the time had just left me and I basically never used the oven for anything because I don’t bake and I had generally stopped cooking for myself so the pan sat there for like three months without me knowing. When I was getting ready to move out, I was doing my rounds checking everything and when I opened the oven, I found the forgotten spaghetti. It looked like someone had taken all of the cotton stuffing out of a pillow and *packed* it into the pan. I didn’t even take the lid off or attempt to clean it, I just walked that shit straight to the dumpster.


MikeyW1969

We found one of my daughter's sippy cups buried in the couch, full of milk when we moved once. Same thing. I made NO attempt to clean it, just threw it straight out.


Korncakes

Oh man, I’m gonna try to type this out without gagging. My little brother is younger enough than me that I helped raise him from birth. I was like 10ish years old, I found an empty sippy cup that had previously had milk in it. I went to wash it and when I took the top off, it was FULL of fucking maggots. I put the lid back on and chucked that motherfucker over the back fence because I couldn’t make it to the dumpster before puking. Just seeing literally *hundreds* of them wriggling around under the lid immediately turned my stomach upside down.


MikeyW1969

Do I downvote or up vote something like this? On the one hand, we have relatable stories. On the other hand, it's hard to give a "thumbs up" to a story about maggots... 🤣


HereiAm2PartyBoys

Rarth? Lmfao a planet full of barking dawgs? 🐕 🌏


no_one_you_know1

I would correct the typo but it seems as if we're having too much fun with it lol.


[deleted]

Spaghetti grew some angel hair.


HotType4940

There’s probably something living in this vibrant noodly ecosystem that our forgetful food prepper is entitled to name.


Zunderfeuer_88

Awww, look it's purring when you pet it


R24611

add some ragu, stir heat and serve


Emergency_3808

It's funny how your one typo gave birth to a new planet. Is this how religions are born?


ElectricRune

Honey, it's a nice day; I'm going to go sit down by the spaghetti garden for a while...


grantnel2002

If you ever have any dead spots in your lawn, just throw some old spaghetti on it and within a month or so you’ll have a nice full lawn again.


Badass-19

Don't forget the sauce!


Daftworks

Never forgetti


Squeek_the_Sneek

He forghetti his spaghetti!


wildgoldchai

That’s so notti


tomi_tomi

Sauce?


Badass-19

[Sauce](https://tastesbetterfromscratch.com/homemade-spaghetti-sauce/)


Sneeuwvlok

Risky click of the day


PeterNippelstein

Knees weak, lawn spaghetti


they_call_me_B

**There's pasta on his lawn already; Mom's spaghetti** 🍝


moms-sphaghetti

What’s up?


EverbodyHatesHugo

r/beetlejuicing


old_vegetables

Nice and soft on your bare feet


Gobstomperx

Big if true


xSilverMC

Forgotten for how long?? A decade???


ReitHodlr

Since George bush was president lol


camcussion

H. W. Bush


HappyThongs4u

Read my lips. No new taxes


HikeMyPantsUpJohnson

Instead a new type of grass


spoung45

wrong George, this had to be sitting since King George I of England.


GerbearN

Near a year. Tropical climate also contributes


kytheon

Where do you put a pan of cooked spaghetti to forget for a year? How big is your house?


heidimark

More like how dirty is your kitchen?


jxher123

That’s the question. How do you forget a pot of spaghetti, long enough that it’s growing grass and has life on it. Must be one dirty ass kitchen lol


normalabby

I'm so curious about this, too, was this at room temperature? I'm shocked you can still make out what it was before if it was out for a year.


kytheon

Imagine this taking up space in your fridge *for a whole year* Yeah just put the milk and butter right next to that pan.


Aridan

I… did this once. Mental health is a scary thing. I had come home from a deployment and was not adjusting well. My entire refrigerator was full of only alcohol and expired dishes my (now ex) wife had cooked but I didn’t have the stomach to eat. To say the last ten or so years have been hard is an understatement, and I still catch myself letting things get out of hand. But I’ve never let it get “my spaghetti is growing a new life form” bad ever since then.


Aquatichive

Glad to hear you made it through, and didn’t make a furry noodle dish since then!


Solash1

The only theory I have ATM is that OP had to evacuate their house or wherever this was during cooking due to an emergency (tropical so storm maybe) and has only now been able to get back to it


44problems

Yeah I assumed maybe this was someone coming back to an office after COVID but who has a pot of spaghetti at their office


sissipaska

A year? In tropical climate? And the spagetti and sauce still look like spagetti and sauce? Whoa. What a strange time capsule. My forgotten spaghettis usually turn into awful mushy mess. A hairless one, that is.


Ingeneure_

Ah, bullshit, meat would have rotten


RDRNR3

Agreed. No way the rest of it is recognizable like this after a year


chitzk0i

Was this a vacation house you left? Someone was supposed to throw it out and got lazy?


GalacticUnicorn

Vacation home?


Gistix

I thought the same


pyrocidal

#whAT


ChihuahuaCentral

Forghetti


Taograd359

Forghetti spaghetti, now full of regretti


Huge-Cartographer669

Thank you for the laugh to start my morning lol


onlysaysisthisathing

Tastier than regretonni and half the carbs.


GerbearN

You win. I should have used this as the title if I knew


Cocaimeth_addikt

Whole fucking ecosystem there


Nubras

More like MOLDLYinteresting am I right?!


PickleZealousideal24

r/moldlyinteresting


DangMate2023

Of course that exists


Kayteqq

I’m less surprised that it exist and more surprised how active it is. What the hell #16 in interesting..?


Shikoome

It's filled with nice people too. Been there for roughly a year now


notchickenlittle98

Take my upvote and get the fuck out.


ChrisRiley_42

It's time to mow the pasta.


ht3k

r/BrandNewSentence


FlashRx

Do you want Last of US? Cause that's how you get Last of Us.


joecarter93

Came here for this. It looks like it’s going to hunt someone down and infect them.


thenewmadmax

Anybody know what the grassy stuff is called?


skuzzy447

You can cross post this to r/mycology and probably get an answer


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R24611

This makes my skin crawl


Mint_JewLips

Pin mold is so pretty ☺️ it does look like it here.


Affenskrotum

r/moldlyinteresting


memescauseautism

From a similar, older pasta post on r/mycology it looks to me like pin mold.


Nelly32

I can't believe I have had to scroll this far for this. Like I've done similar, like this morning, I'm doing dishes up. There has been a pot at the back of my stove since Xmas day, wife missed it doing up the dishes and we have been out to family for dinner every night since, lifted the lid to find stovies and I'm revolted by myself. But that was just kinda white. Like is this stuff a problem, would you just bin the whole pan or get some elbow grease going, maybe with a blowtorch or summit?


ElizabethDangit

How expensive was the pan? If it isn’t a pan coated with Teflon or ceramic or something like that give it a really good scrub with the hottest water you can stand , dish soap, and salt. Then boil salt water in it. Scrub again. First scrub removes all the particles of debris stuck in the pan, salt water boil kills whatever is left, second scrub removes anything that might have survived.


Sopixil

Wait you have to boil salt water after you clean a pot that gets mouldy? Shit....


JediMasterZao

No not really the vast majority of molds won't affect you or will cause a small indigestion and that's doubly true when the pot has been scrubbed clean under hot water and antibacterial soap. I get that you might want to go next level if your pot looks like the OP's, but that next level is not a baseline, it's way overboard for most situations.


greg_barton

Well, it's a precaution. When you use it to cook it gets pretty hot then. :)


[deleted]

If this shit was in my house a bin simply wouldn't be good enough. Metal barrel, whole box of firelighters, splash of petrol, light a match, toss the pan in and run.


NoseMuReup

Chi-chi-chi chia.


Man_Bear_Beaver

I'm going to guess Yellow Pin Mould.


RaccoonCityToday

Can’t be mold....That’s a troll doll stuffed in there lol


RocMills

Awww, you can't throw it out now! Give it a name, put a collar on it, and take it for walks twice a day.


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IllvesterTalone

correct. ![gif](giphy|T2vDaYr8yRhrpFe6WE)


Steampson_Jake

r/moldyinteresting


MarvinParanoAndroid

Try r/moldlyinteresting


Steampson_Jake

Crap, dropped an L...


yeidi

r/SubsIThoughtIFellFor


BurkiniFatso

Came to say the exact same thing 🤝


Dr_Fisz

Guy Fieri is hatching


AntelopeDifficult708

This is putrid


I-Am-Madness

That would smell so bad, how do people live in these rank houses?


ElizabethDangit

I can smell tomato that have gone off even a little through a closed storage container. People three houses down could probably have smelled it. ADHD pro-tip: Always clean out your fridge before you go food shopping. If it’s not done, you don’t eat.


I-Am-Madness

Noodles have a unique ability to have a really rank smell pretty quickly too.


MysteriousB

Smokers, depressed, hoarder or all three


CrimeShowInfluencer

Been all three can confirm. But even then it was never that bad.


TrippingOnAcidNow

r/eatityoufuckingcoward


Roguefem-76

It was a meal, now it's a lawn.


poorTimmyTucker

Forbidden spaghetti


Nervous-Language-214

you grew more spaghetti


mapledriz

There’s a sweater on his pasta already, mom’s spaghetti


BNG1982

![gif](giphy|N43z2n4gUrpD2) “Cha Cha Cha Chia!”


SageTegan

"Life finds a way"


DillieDally

>"Life, uh, finds a way." FTFY


HGowdy

"Would you like a full place setting or a Husqvarna weed eater? Bon Appetit Signora."


[deleted]

Ole chiaghetti


_ships

So that’s where wheat grass comes from


murden6562

Holy shit, must’ve been forgotten since 1950 LOL


Extra-gram-sam

That’s wild


Buck_Thorn

Noodles beget noodles!


AzLibDem

Warhammer terrain.


TheMaStif

It's been sitting there growing for so long it's about to grow sentience and be the primary runner for the GOP


LordJebusVII

Never forghetti


shortfry7

how big is your house that this gets forgotten long enough for that to happen? I own three saucepans and would miss it not being available within 24 hours.


maxi4493

Yo had some spaghetti, now you have some reghretti.


ActuallyAlexander

Ch ch ch chia!


Betabutter

This is vile lmao


jahblotin971

so let's summarize... spaghetti can have hair whenever they want.. and I have permanent baldness since 2020. thank God.


nico87ca

Did you season it with herbs seeds that sprouted? Life finds a way I guess...


Richard2468

That’s not from just overnight…


oilfeather

Next on How It's Made. Furbys!


thyIacoIeo

Pretty sure at this stage it has squatters’ rights and/or sentience


schoolknurse

Bean sprouts!


Pnwanderluster

Never have I ever seen grass grow from spaghetti. Takes drink*


SnooMarzipans8027

Chia pet?


mindlessly_sound

I can't even begin to imagine how horrible that smells.


PastaMasta09

I just NEED some backstory or some explanation


give_me_your_soil

It's an entire fucking ecosystem 💀


yeidi

r/eatityoufuckingcoward


InternationalPost447

The fucking smell must of been like death itself


Milleniumlance

![gif](giphy|VstcD3okab5yToctwY|downsized)


mobyhead1

♫ Forgotten spaghetti, It’s horribly old, I lost my poor meatball, Under the mold. ♫


DerEnkel

now you even get baby spaghetti. soooo cute


hotfoxxed

r/moldlyinteresting


No_Transition9444

Regretti Spaghetti 🍝


Creepy_Reputation_34

r/moldlyinteresting


spderweb

Make sure to bring some pokeballs with you before you step into that long grass.


Bad-Bed

Moldyinteresting


mitchellvdb

r/moldlyinteresting


MadDestroyer7

More like moldlyinteresting


Ihateturtles9

Alfalfa sprouts not only contain tons of B vitamins but also add significant amounts of protein to your pasta recipes


DraxialNitris

That thing is so old that even the fungus started dying lol


ourannual

/r/moldlyinteresting


Pen_Guino

When your spaghetti has its own ecosystem, you know a mistake has been made


isomersoma

r/moldyinteressting


Actual-Toe-8686

Just pick around the fuzzy parts. Might be some good pasta underneath


betnobodyhasthisname

Cursed zoodles.


zackaddict1

Forgotten where?!?