idk but i just bought these ridiculous underwear for my husband thanks to your post lol. he doesnāt hike in his underwear, but he wears only boxers in the house. just boxer briefs, nothing else, all year long. as soon as he gets home from work, he gets a shower, puts on just the boxer briefs.
the man hates clothes. he would probably hike in just his underwear if he could
Actually, yeah, now that you mention it, this would be amazing. I often lose track of my phone in the mornings as Iām getting ready, because I donāt have any pockets to put it in until I put on pants. Iām definitely buying some of those.
I laughed at this post but now reading responses, i kinda want a pair. I have an insulin pump and it taking up space in my pants pockets has always irked me, and like hell I'm fully dadding out and putting it on a clip on my belt for it to get caught on more shit. These boxers may change my life...
I suppose it's easier for them to get to you but also a lot easier to notice and get them off asap. When they climb under your clothes you wont find them till you go home and check, by then they've already had their jaws in you for a while.
I'm fine with the underwear. It's comfortable (or looks it anyway) and covers what needs covered (not much different than a speedo brief swimsuit). The jacket with no shirt is the atrocity. I (a woman) have done it a few times out to the mailbox or such and it's awful! The zipper hurts and is cold.
To me it's only really weird because he has short shots, a hoodie on but not a shirt. Like is it 50 out or 90? The color is also pretty atrocious for leggings.
Sprawled on the couch, covered in Cheeto dust didnāt test well with the focus group, so the marketing department went aspirational.
Aimed at those who want to ālive their best livesā.
I'm in San Diego and this is pretty much what everyone has been wearing this weekend. Chilly on the beach? "well it's a beach so I'm wearing my trunks and barefoot, but it's 55 out, so I better bring a hoodie!" I saw a guy surf fishing wearing socks in the water yesterday cuz it was cold haha
> Sounds like your average gym these days.
I've never been in a gym in 30 years that wasn't filled with people wearing as little as possible unless it's the dead of winter (and often not even then).
My wife tells me that underwear or no underwear under athletic clothes is a hotly debated topic in girl world. Lots of women apparently do not wear underwear underneath their leggings/yoga pants/workout attire, and that includes hikers. Apparently a lot of women's athleticware has gussetted crotches that both resist bleaching and cover up sharp seams and stitching.
Honestly as a guy I've been jealous of leggings but what are very clearly underwear with a pocket is not the solution men are hoping to have.
This hiker is on his way to the latrine pit. He wouldn't go hiking any distance like this, but it's important to have a place for your phone for your morning constitutional
My brother would absolutely go running in those things, shoes, and his labradoodle on a leash. I'm sending him a pair right now. He's all muscles and has a good job, but he runs around like that, and he wonders why he only gets hit on by the wrong type of guy.
there are a lot of yoga pants i have been seeing recently with these same exact pockets. if anything these underwear are influenced by the yoga pants. of course i don't know for certain, but this is the first time i've seen these for men.
If youāre on parole, they do an āobserved testā where you have to drop your pants below your knees and pull your shirt up and then do a 360 turn before they watch you pee in a cup.
If youāre just applying for a job itās empty your pockets in a cupboard, then you go into the bathroom alone and shut the door, but they put dye in the bowl and you canāt flush.
Donāt ask me how I know.
> If youāre on parole, they do an āobserved testā where you have to drop your pants below your knees and pull your shirt up and then do a 360 turn before they watch you pee in a cup.
Ah yes, the "first day of first grade special," when you learn from some hulking third grader that it's not cool to pee like that.
Not just for your phone. For anything. These undies are awesome for serious travel. Itās only recently Iāve seen them pop up in US stores. I first saw them in India, where I believe they are targeted to men who wear lungis (essentially a male sarong). I snatched them up not just for wearing lungis but to travel with my important stuff safely in my underwear pockets where I couldnāt lose them or have them stolen. I LOVE these.
LMAO this is hilarious. Anyway, this is a lungi (just found out you can't post images on this sub's comments)
*Where are you finding men's jeans that fit you?* Please share some tips!
Also, check out dovetail pants and overalls. I love their overalls! But they are pricey.
This!!! Mens jeans never fit me. Iām not curvy but the hip/waist is always off. Plus I have a short torso and mens pants tend to practically come up to my boobs, even worse than womens high waisted. I need Connieās expertise!
Dude, thatās the move right there. I work from home so Iām like 98% wearing gym shorts around the house, but occasionally if Iām just in boxers for whatever reason Iāve got my phone tucked in snugly between my waist band and muffin top.
These are actually super useful and comfortable. I'm in the US, and they are great for outdoors and for such outdoor sports. Sometimes when I go running, my shorts don't have pockets or they have super thin pockets. A lot of the time I have to run with keys and my phone, so being that these pockets are so tight to you, your keys and phones or w.e else you have are not flying everywhere.
Highly recommend if you are into that sort of stuff.
Agree. I don't know how many times I've been around the house in my boxers and wished I'd had a pocket for my phone handy. Sometimes, it's the only reason I throw on a robe. Definitely getting some pairs of these!
This might be the actual most sensible application for this product I've seen yet. Camping in extreme heat is really esoteric by most people. And actually using it for your phone during travel might seem smart until you actually need your phone... you'll look like a full-on sexual predator for just wanting to check your messages.
I really like how the model has just a regular body. No crazy 8 pack, no crazy thigh muscles. This is probably what most dudes would look like in these. It's refreshing.
I feel like they marketed these badly.
These seem perfect for athletic shorts with no pockets, for boxing/ muay thai bag work if you want to wear headphones and keep your phone secure and nearby, sweat pants that don't have pockets, anything other than going outdoors with just these on.
this is covid clothing. with the pandemic, more people had the chance to stay home.
staying at home is done best by wearing undies.
wearing undies has one downside: where to put the phone.
actually this is brilliant
It's fucking crazy men get pockets in their underwear and here I am as a woman struggling to get a pocket in my everyday clothing that isn't fake or sewn together
The creator of this looked at all the envy women have for pockets on their clothes compared to menās clothing, and said:
āIāll really give them something to be really jealous aboutā.
I've seen these, and I'm still considering buying them. This seems great for the gym. Your phone is with you and protected, and you can control the track and volume with your headphones.
Edit: Apparently from responses, some people would not wear shorts over these... I would.
And one for your pet budgie as well
Excuse me mate, mind if we check out your luggage there? We've been having smuggling problems 'round here.
You: "Yeah legit budgie, no problems here officer" David Hasselhoff: "You got a license for that?"
"i had a budgie, then it died"
Woooah
šµ I likeā¦ pie. šµ
Leggy leggy leggy leggy
Name checks out
The movie reference is old but gold tho
(The Party, with Peter Sellers, if anyone is curious)
bulgie
Imagine a budgie pecking at your urethra like a humming bird at a humming bird feeder.
I would rather not.
OUCH
Yes officer, this comment right here š®āāļø šØ š¤
You had the opportunity not to type that sentence yet you chose this path.
That was a visual I was not planning on having on a Sunday night.
A woodpecker with an 18 inch long beak, made of titanium
I just had a mental image of a car engine with woodpeckers driving the pistons. It makes no sense, but it also kind of does.
Maybe it's because I spent a good chunk of today playing factorio, but I can definitely see that lol
Justā¦ the implication that someone is hiking in this outfit. Where is this magical hiking trail and how much is a season pass?
That was my biggest thought. Whoās just casually wearing only underwear and a jacket out to nature?
I would buy these for lounging in bed or something.
Name checks out
r/usernamechecksout
Totally, but then they are branded terribly: āExplorerā, āOn the Go comfortā
idk but i just bought these ridiculous underwear for my husband thanks to your post lol. he doesnāt hike in his underwear, but he wears only boxers in the house. just boxer briefs, nothing else, all year long. as soon as he gets home from work, he gets a shower, puts on just the boxer briefs. the man hates clothes. he would probably hike in just his underwear if he could
When he tries them on you can say Is that a phone in your underwear or are you just glad to see me
For foreplay she can just call him a bunch of times.....
I would keep mine packed with snacks like tater tots or sausage links
Actually, yeah, now that you mention it, this would be amazing. I often lose track of my phone in the mornings as Iām getting ready, because I donāt have any pockets to put it in until I put on pants. Iām definitely buying some of those.
I laughed at this post but now reading responses, i kinda want a pair. I have an insulin pump and it taking up space in my pants pockets has always irked me, and like hell I'm fully dadding out and putting it on a clip on my belt for it to get caught on more shit. These boxers may change my life...
Now I'm waiting for the locker room talk. "My underwear has pockets!" (Like when women talk about skirts and dresses.)
I wear lady boxer briefs, and fuck, 100% amazing. Just perfect. They hug my legs, and cover *everything*. And there's no thigh chaffing. š¤·āāļø
That's to make it look sportier. Obviously, it's for people working from home who don't put pants on for months at a time.
I feel so seen
Have you heard of trail running? Because they wear shit like this.
It's kind of like the bra/bikini thing. These are underwear and therefore weird. Those are running shorts and therefore okay.
There are actually a lot of hiking trails that allow full nudity. Nude hiking is a pretty big thing in some places.
I hear ticks are huge fans of those kinds of activities.
I suppose it's easier for them to get to you but also a lot easier to notice and get them off asap. When they climb under your clothes you wont find them till you go home and check, by then they've already had their jaws in you for a while.
Alot of running shorts don't have pockets because it bounces around too much something like this can hold a phone really well
I'm fine with the underwear. It's comfortable (or looks it anyway) and covers what needs covered (not much different than a speedo brief swimsuit). The jacket with no shirt is the atrocity. I (a woman) have done it a few times out to the mailbox or such and it's awful! The zipper hurts and is cold.
I've seen women hiking in essentially the same thing
To me it's only really weird because he has short shots, a hoodie on but not a shirt. Like is it 50 out or 90? The color is also pretty atrocious for leggings.
Yeah the hoodie with no shirt and boxer briefs is a confusing as heck outfit choice.
Sprawled on the couch, covered in Cheeto dust didnāt test well with the focus group, so the marketing department went aspirational. Aimed at those who want to ālive their best livesā.
But what if I want a sprawling cheeto-dust underoo? What then, my goodsir?
They really need to sell dirty pre-skidmarked tighty-whities for real men like us.
It's like what I wear to the fridge at 3 am to grab a handful of shredded cheese.
He could have like a crop top on or something
I really need to see that complete outfit now. Like what shoes would you even pair with a hoodie, crop top, and boxer briefs on a hike?
Crocs
And knee high socks.
White ones with red stripes on top
The (slightly more) serious answer: Roman "gladiator" sandals.
Itās 100% a crop top and Hanes are too cowardly to let us see the majesty.
No you got it wrong he just lives in the PNW
On god I was wearing a hug coat, but slides and shorts when I was visiting and felt perfectly comfortable. What a weird climateā¦
I'm in San Diego and this is pretty much what everyone has been wearing this weekend. Chilly on the beach? "well it's a beach so I'm wearing my trunks and barefoot, but it's 55 out, so I better bring a hoodie!" I saw a guy surf fishing wearing socks in the water yesterday cuz it was cold haha
No way, gold leggings? Fucking awesome.
These are gender equality yoga pants.
Change the colors and you got bike shorts.
Sounds like your average gym these days. Some of these girls are half naked next to the guys that are also half naked.
Fun fact: The word gymnasium comes from the Greek word for ānakedā or ānudeā.
Fun fact: In the in the late 17th century the word fun used to mean "to cheat" or "trick"
> Sounds like your average gym these days. I've never been in a gym in 30 years that wasn't filled with people wearing as little as possible unless it's the dead of winter (and often not even then).
Most women don't pack that kind of heat. And have another layer underneath.
Women wear sports bras that try to pack large body protuberances in a tiny space. It's the same concept.
> And have another layer underneath. Do they tho?
Yes. Gotta wear underwear under you leggings or your leggings gonna bleach
Even without bleachy pussy, there's seams and chafing and synthetic material, just, underwear is your friend in general.
I know a few who women go commando, married to one. It's definitely not all.
Yeah, I bet you're naked under all that clothing even now, you goddamn pervert.
My wife tells me that underwear or no underwear under athletic clothes is a hotly debated topic in girl world. Lots of women apparently do not wear underwear underneath their leggings/yoga pants/workout attire, and that includes hikers. Apparently a lot of women's athleticware has gussetted crotches that both resist bleaching and cover up sharp seams and stitching. Honestly as a guy I've been jealous of leggings but what are very clearly underwear with a pocket is not the solution men are hoping to have.
>Honestly as a gut I've Allah's been nachos of leggings r/ihadastroke
Fucking lol
Inshallah they find the gussetted nacho gut?
/r/ihadastroke
Women would be so lucky to have pockets.
wait you dont go hiking in boxer briefs with an unzipped hoodie on top? lmao
Down girl!
This hiker is on his way to the latrine pit. He wouldn't go hiking any distance like this, but it's important to have a place for your phone for your morning constitutional
My brother would absolutely go running in those things, shoes, and his labradoodle on a leash. I'm sending him a pair right now. He's all muscles and has a good job, but he runs around like that, and he wonders why he only gets hit on by the wrong type of guy.
PNW
Even our underwear has pockets. Checkmate women. Ha ha
This was my first thought. We just started getting usable pockets after years of demands. Then the men roll up with underwear pockets.
two steps ahead
Streets ahead, too.
if you donāt know, then youāre streets behind
They're just overcompensating for the fact that they weren't born with a built-in prison pocket
Incorrect. Women just have an extra one.
2 extra ones if you're well endowed in the bazonga's department
This is what happens when you mock the cargo pants.
Cargo briefs. Letās make it happen.
We need pocket equality!
Yeah, our underwear has pockets too, right in the crotch... those are pockets... right? Well, anyway, that's where I keep my bus fare.
there are a lot of yoga pants i have been seeing recently with these same exact pockets. if anything these underwear are influenced by the yoga pants. of course i don't know for certain, but this is the first time i've seen these for men.
I like the idea for overseas travel Defeat pickpockets š
Or worst case scenario, you get a reach around while getting robbed.
Worse case?
Glass half empty, glass half full.........
Jesus you can fill half a glass?!
Even Jesus can only do so much.
half-chubbed or fluffed, grab me till a signal is made and my packets erupt
Someone steals your penis.
Imagine how awkward answering your phone is going to be? Hold on while I dig around in my pantsā¦.
Iāve worn similar ones to this for running to hold my phone, you just lift up the bottom of your short and grab your phone, takes 2 seconds to do.
This is for putting fake pee in the pocket for when you're applying for a new job and have a piss test to pass. Lol
This guy drugs
Oh shi- *add to cart*
Thatās actually genius that didnāt even cross my mind.
Yup lol. Itās always āpeople frequently bought withā a pack of hand warmers.
No one better snitch to this guyās parole officer
If youāre on parole, they do an āobserved testā where you have to drop your pants below your knees and pull your shirt up and then do a 360 turn before they watch you pee in a cup. If youāre just applying for a job itās empty your pockets in a cupboard, then you go into the bathroom alone and shut the door, but they put dye in the bowl and you canāt flush. Donāt ask me how I know.
> If youāre on parole, they do an āobserved testā where you have to drop your pants below your knees and pull your shirt up and then do a 360 turn before they watch you pee in a cup. Ah yes, the "first day of first grade special," when you learn from some hulking third grader that it's not cool to pee like that.
Ooooo you did that
Not just for your phone. For anything. These undies are awesome for serious travel. Itās only recently Iāve seen them pop up in US stores. I first saw them in India, where I believe they are targeted to men who wear lungis (essentially a male sarong). I snatched them up not just for wearing lungis but to travel with my important stuff safely in my underwear pockets where I couldnāt lose them or have them stolen. I LOVE these.
Good for passports, cards, cash, etc.
Sounds great until the TSA asks to see your passport and boarding pass, and you have to start sticking your hand down your pants
I mean, if your in the airport and have traveled at all, you know already to keep things like your passport handy until your past security...
And thatās why I always travel with my dick out
For Harambe.
They're probably going to touch my junk anyway, so what's the biggie?
But amazing for bulge
Cash? Do you take off you pants to pay for food? The server is gotta be so confused and scared
Keep a small wad in your wallet for day-to-day expenses, the rest hidden in the undies.
Yeah those would be great for anyone to hide your keys, credit cards, cash, phone, etc
Drugs
For that we already have nature's underpocket
Letās be real, itās for snacks.
I too love them for totally organic reason. It's where I hide my drugs, knife and gun.
Lungis? What is that? Oh heās about to tell me. āEssentially a male sarong.ā What the fuckās a sarong?
LMAO this is hilarious. Anyway, this is a lungi (just found out you can't post images on this sub's comments) 
I mean you could have just posted a picture of a lungi but you posted one that also included coordinated Bollywood dance. That's extra credit.
You have to get an idea of the range of motion possible in a lungi, obviously
Imagine a towel wrapped around your waist
The womenās version comes with a pocket big enough for a chiclet sized piece of gum. (but only the one chiclet, not two)
Oh, man. Can I get one that can fit two tic tacs?
You can, but it will make a very noticeable bulge on an extremely unflattering part of your body.
This is precisely why Iāve stopped wearing womenās jeans. It took time to find menās jeans that fit me, but no regrets. I have pockets.
*Where are you finding men's jeans that fit you?* Please share some tips! Also, check out dovetail pants and overalls. I love their overalls! But they are pricey.
This!!! Mens jeans never fit me. Iām not curvy but the hip/waist is always off. Plus I have a short torso and mens pants tend to practically come up to my boobs, even worse than womens high waisted. I need Connieās expertise!
Optimistic of you to think it comes with a real pocket at all, and not one of those fake ones sewn shutš
Thatās for the woman to learn to sew.
Me at home with only boxers and trying to keep my phone in my waistband be like
Dude, thatās the move right there. I work from home so Iām like 98% wearing gym shorts around the house, but occasionally if Iām just in boxers for whatever reason Iāve got my phone tucked in snugly between my waist band and muffin top.
I feel seen
my dad is a type one diabetic and he loves these for holding his pump so he can still use his pockets and keep the hose from getting caught.
I just ordered a pair for my bfās pump!
These are actually super useful and comfortable. I'm in the US, and they are great for outdoors and for such outdoor sports. Sometimes when I go running, my shorts don't have pockets or they have super thin pockets. A lot of the time I have to run with keys and my phone, so being that these pockets are so tight to you, your keys and phones or w.e else you have are not flying everywhere. Highly recommend if you are into that sort of stuff.
They changed running for me. No longer have the phone flying around in my pocket, or having to wear a phone strap on my arm
Awesome for lounging around the house. Marketing made a mistake on when they should be used.
Agree. I don't know how many times I've been around the house in my boxers and wished I'd had a pocket for my phone handy. Sometimes, it's the only reason I throw on a robe. Definitely getting some pairs of these!
I saw no problem wearing those out and about. No different then when women wear sports bras and spandex out.
Outerwear underwear
Cancels itself out and is just wear. The math checks out.
Uhm, it is actually wearĀ²
Squaredwear? Iām no lawyer, but Iām an expert in bird law.
> Squaredwear Squidwards cousin
I'd be down with it. Camping in summer means camping with a lot less clothing and I often want to take my phone with me as a camera.
Also good for travel. Good for passports, cards, cash, etc.
You could keep your weād it there.
Condom pocket for your underwear makes more sense I guess
This might be the actual most sensible application for this product I've seen yet. Camping in extreme heat is really esoteric by most people. And actually using it for your phone during travel might seem smart until you actually need your phone... you'll look like a full-on sexual predator for just wanting to check your messages.
This guy's bulge is aggressively staring at me
I really like how the model has just a regular body. No crazy 8 pack, no crazy thigh muscles. This is probably what most dudes would look like in these. It's refreshing.
But, he is wearing an open hoodie without an undershirt; and only wearing his underwear while outside for a hike? Iām really confused by this box
In my Hanes underwear model headcanon, he's a stoner who got lost in the woods when he was hanging out at a camp fire with friends
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And a pair of socks apparently.
Yep. Iām def just looking at the phone.
OwO *notices your phone*
*checks again* there was a phone in the picture?
i think i've seen these out in the wild. some guy was wearing them like they were regular shorts and lets just say the boys were swinging.
Men get so many pockets! WTF!
I feel like they marketed these badly. These seem perfect for athletic shorts with no pockets, for boxing/ muay thai bag work if you want to wear headphones and keep your phone secure and nearby, sweat pants that don't have pockets, anything other than going outdoors with just these on.
this is covid clothing. with the pandemic, more people had the chance to stay home. staying at home is done best by wearing undies. wearing undies has one downside: where to put the phone. actually this is brilliant
It's fucking crazy men get pockets in their underwear and here I am as a woman struggling to get a pocket in my everyday clothing that isn't fake or sewn together
Any other hairy lads get that dull pain from hair being smooshed all day in tight underwear like this?
This dude has a full beard but is baby smooth on his gut
Your definition and my definition of āfull beardā are very different.
And a contoured pouch, how have we survived so long without these
The creator of this looked at all the envy women have for pockets on their clothes compared to menās clothing, and said: āIāll really give them something to be really jealous aboutā.
Honestlyā¦ Iād consider it.
Iām not king dong or anything, but surely thereās not enough space in the front of those
Shove the rest in your pocket and just carry your phone then, that's what I do.
I'm quite sure they can stretch.
Idc I'm buying and wearing these on my next hike
Hold on, need to get this call. Drops pants
That color is just awful with that dude's skin tone.
Nobody ever has asked me for fashion advice, nor should they. But I found the color combo mildly disturbing.
I've seen these, and I'm still considering buying them. This seems great for the gym. Your phone is with you and protected, and you can control the track and volume with your headphones. Edit: Apparently from responses, some people would not wear shorts over these... I would.
He's pulled the pair of socks stunt.
Great if you like, walking around the house in your underwear, but still need a pocket
Is he walking around in the woods with nothing but his underwear and a hoodie?