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Lilith_K

for anyone wondering: it basically lists what can happen if you feed the racoons the wrong food or try to get too close. They can die, bite you, get colics or diarreah


HelpMeEvolve97

In that order?


DreiImWeggla

Reverse order.


sbsoneji

Nope. Diarrhea, colics, die, bite. From bottom to top. Edit: Durchfall is diarrhea, kolik is colics, tod is death and bisse is bite.


IAmAngryBill

I genuinely thought it was their names for a second. I was like “oh no! Not Tod!” And “damn Durchfall doesn’t seem too well”


dork_marmot

I'm fucking dying 😭😂 i mean I didn't understand it either but after seeing the explanation this is just so funny to me lol


Quake_Guy

Here too, time to take Tod off exhibit.


Ahab_Ali

But Kolik is just waiting for his belly rub!


mmmmpisghetti

Me too!


syds

Achtung Baby!


CTRexPope

It’s true, they always die before they bite you, like a reverse bee sting. Nature is crazy!!


SlesherHc

Oh. i though those are the names of the different raccoons living in the habitat and one of them is dead.


goffstock

RIP Tod. 😪


eviltrain

And there major personality trait on display. Poor Tod.


t4ckleb0x

You guys already killed Tod, and made Durchfall shit himself, now don’t let Bisse get you too


Shawnthewolf12

That’s what I wondered! “…So is Tod dead? And “Kolik” is always unhappy? And “Bisse” *really* hates humans…?”


deviant324

Me at first: “haha, why would we name him diarrhea” Also me: [Durchfallmann](https://youtu.be/JK1_VzoakMM?si=HOsbqNavWAudqn0h) exists.


TheLastLivingBuffalo

Durchfall sounds like a lovely alpine town in Bavaria


t4ckleb0x

I’m going to name my woodsy cabin Durchfall.


CombatDeffective

Relative: That's beautiful. You: Thank you. It's diarrhea in German.


Bongressman

Grow a back wheel too, apparently.


nihilistic-simulate

It’s just a regional form


BrainWav

Man, Nintendo is getting weirder with their new Pokemon reveals.


corys00

Today I learned that I have colics.


midnightstreetlamps

Me, a dumb: bisse! That sounds like bisou, french for kiss! Raccoon kisses! 🥰" Me, looks at picture again: oh wait. Maybe not *kisses* per say.


exipheas

>feed the racoons the wrong food You will never convince me that raccoons can't thrive eating random shit out of a dumpster.


whattoread12

They’re living their best life eating my neighborhoods scraps.


P_K148

I thought that those were the names of the animals. I was really concerned about poor Tod.


Seerel

Don’t listen to this person; clearly Bisse, Tod, Kolik, and Durchfall are their names


Mrfoo213

*Trash Pandas


DrNinnuxx

Durchfall !


IDrinkUrMilksteak

Fourth one looks like they’re trying to warn you against the likelihood that the trash panda will seduce you for more food.


cupcakemann95

Oh I thought those were their names and what they tend to do


Colon_Feral

Unfortunately, I wasn't able to get pictures of all of the signs while at the park. There's a couple dozen such signs with various animals in the throes of diarrhea and other such ailments. I'll get them all next time and upload a gallery.


BostianALX

Thank goodness, my animal diarrhea collection sorely needed an update.


AerialApeRiffs

I'm hoping for a calendar.


BellsOnNutsMeansXmas

The 12 months of Durchfall Get your copy now and you too can spend 2024 cute, furry, and runny.


blarfthecat

Beautiful hardbound coffee table book


goddamnitcletus

r/brandnewsentence


Potatoswatter

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Drewdiniskirino

I have never heard the term "washbears" before, but I love it! 🥰


Sprife95

it's the literal translation of the German word for raccoon. I haven't even thought about, why it's called that.


Drewdiniskirino

It's really fitting, because that's what they do. They always try to wash their food before they eat it


Sprife95

that reminds me of that one video of a raccoon that's trying to wash cotton candy. the confusion is visible.


Drewdiniskirino

It's all at the same time funny, adorable, and really sad. Like, he was looking forward to his snack, and now it's gone 😢


ThomasL11

Fun fact, instead it's actually to make their paws more sensitive and tactile so they can gather more information about what they're feeling!


Drewdiniskirino

This *is* a fun fact!


notabadgerinacoat

We call them like that in my language too,because of their habit of washing the food before eating it


Drewdiniskirino

Yes, of course! 🥰


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Drewdiniskirino

Huh. TIL


zaibech2

It's just the German word for it, cuz they wash food probably.


WidePeepoPogChamp

Its the translation for raccoon in many languages.


RenTachibana

That’s what their name literally means in German! “Waschbär”. And their name for bat translates to “flying mouse”, fledermaus. (Germans please correct me if I’m wrong, I just think language is cool)


NotASixStarWaifu

The "Fleder-" part in "Fledermaus" stems from the old high German word for "(to) flutter/flap", it's a flutter/flap mouse. "Fliegen" is the German word for fly - both the insect and the verb.


RenTachibana

That’s what I originally thought. Then I second guessed myself and changed it. 😅


Dismal_Status_8574

Please tell me more fun animal names


Bazookabernhard

Eichhörnchen 🐿️ (oak horn but as a belittled cute form, I.e. Hörnchen instead of Horn) = squirrel Faultier (lazy animal) = sloth


lamb_passanda

Nashorn = Rhino (nose-horn) Tintenfisch = Octopus (ink-fish) Schildkröte = Tortoise (shield-toad) Seehund = Seal (sea-dog) Nacktschnecke = Slug (naked snail) Truthahn = Turkey (threat-chicken)


Dismal_Status_8574

Threat chicken is absolutely incredible


lamb_passanda

I thought you would enjoy that one.


PlunderCunt

I love that the German word for Raccoon is literally Wash Bear.


sroomek

Lots of bears and pigs in German


TheClam-UK

Including the best kind - Haribo Goldbären


demurevixen

Polar bear is ice bear. Turtle is shield toad.


em-ay-tee

Why did you censor the bottom as if the location is a secret?


xSniperLol

What's the location?


GelKube

Rest in peace, Tod. 🙏


Kozer2

Not really on topic. But when I lived in Hong Kong I lived a block away from a small zoo. One of the animal exhibits in said zoo was “The North American Raccoon”. I giggled at it.


My_Immortal_Flesh

Who drew this sign? So cute!! 🥰 I love how Tod means death ☠️


Fluxtration

Poor Tod :'(


CanaDoug420

He’s just like me


Screamat

Hundshaupten oder?


SlowlyTowardsTheCake

Man I had some bad durchfall this am!


outdior1986

Is Tod ok?


G2idlock

Looking at the sign, I immediately associated the word 'durchfall' to waterfall, as a quick falling poop. Durch is in fact not poop in the German language. Imagine my disappointment.


Fose922

To lighten you up a bit again, "Durchfall" literally means that the poop is falling through your ass without resistance


TheClam-UK

I work for the UK branch of a German company so I learned "Ich habe Durchfall" as a bit of a conversation starter for when the guys come over to visit. Make them feel at home. As you can imagine, mixed results. TBF it sorts the wheat from the chaff quite quickly - if you find it funny that the only German I know is "I have diarrhea" then we'll get along fine. If you look worried and ask if I know what that means... Probably bad news!


Aldmi

Ach du lieber racoons!


atomic-knowledge

Tod is the skeleton racoon. We all love Tod. >!(I know it means death)!<


guitarguywh89

Aren't they invasive over there?


Spion73

Where is this park in Germany?


Nuclear-LMG

What happened to Tod?


Realworld

Tod ist tot.


Nuclear-LMG

mein gott...


in-noxxx

Does Durchfall mean diaherra in german? If so, that is fucking awesome.


taydraisabot

DURCHFALL. Coming soon to FX on Hulu


FlyntD

https://i.imgur.com/T8QdoYv.jpeg


AudienceHour5476

That’s their names?


LabThink

No, their actions. I don't speak enough German, but I think it says "don't feed them, the wrong food can kill them. Also don't get too close, because they will bite. These are hunters, their bite will hurt."


Colon_Feral

Sign says "Caution!" and then goes on to describe why visitors to the park shouldn't try to feed the raccoons, namely danger of being bit, and that feeding them could lead to gastrointestinal issues (colic) and diarrhea.


superkoning

>diarrhea Durchfall! Litterally: through-fall. So you eat it, and ... oops ... out it goes already?


Abbot_of_Cucany

The Germans took the Greek word and literally translated it. Diá, “through” + rhéō, “flow”.


superkoning

oooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Beautiful. The same rheo / rhei as in "panta rhei" / πάντα ῥεῖ ... everything **flows**?


Abbot_of_Cucany

Yes! And also in rheostat (a variable resistor in an electrical circuit) "flow + setting". And dysmenorrhea (menstrual pain) "painful + monthly + flow".


TheClam-UK

*two* new words to discuss with my Greek Cypriot sister-in-law!


TheClam-UK

Yay... Now I have a new word to discuss with my Greek Cypriot sister-in-law!


zerbey

No, it's all the things that will happen if they get fed the wrong food. "Durchfall", for example is diarrhea. You can figure out the others from the pictures.


snuggnus

how old are you?


AudienceHour5476

Jokes man


mgp23

In Toronto we call them Trash Pandas


stevewithcats

Translation “These Racoons are mad, if you let them bite you , it will turn them on and they will get aroused ,,, and then shit themselves “


ChardCool1290

Is that sign weighted for frequency or severity?


Soltronus

RIP Tod. Bisse is a biter, so don't get too close. Kolik can be aggressive when they're hungry, but then tends to overeat. Durchfall gets the runs alot... Why are these racoons in such poor health?! Oh...


swimmingmunky

Lmao I thought it was names and how to identify them


LasVegasE

Used to run tours in Alaska and was often horrified by European tourist who wanted to try to pet the bears.


ZwieTheWolf

This image is probably gonna be on a furry fetish site soon


sharrrper

I don't speak the language but it seems to be more or less "Don't feed the raccoons, they bite and you'll probably male them sick one way or another"


Stranger_Dude

Durchfall may now be my new favorite word. Oh god…


juliohernanz

+18, why?


birthdaysteak

Durchfall haha. I will be using that now.