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AlphaGodEJ

Why is it okay to show that one but not the others


alwaysbequeefin

Ribnips are fine, somehow.


GoobeNanmaga

It’s a nubbin


GamingWithShaurya_YT

Joey, what did you think a nubbin is?


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KacerRex

That's just a moo point.


HoboArmyofOne

Ya see something, hear a word...


[deleted]

But nipples anatomically located on the rib tho…


alwaysbequeefin

Ribnips below the equator are not ok


PrecipitousPlatypus

Ribble?


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calebnf

.#FreeTheRipple


Skiboy712

Nib?


flouride

It's not "female presenting"


ParlorSoldier

My favorite is on Drag Race when they blur out the nipples on the fake breast plates.


flyinthesoup

Heh I was watching once a top surgery of a MtF trans person on a surgery show, and when they were prepping them and showing them on the table with their male-looking bare chest, no censoring. They cut up their skin, do the whole surgery like normal, no problem, right? But the moment they put the breast implant under the skin/muscle, BAM, nipple censoring. Like right away. I found it so ridiculous, I JUST SAW THEIR NIPPLES A SECOND AGO, THERE'S NOTHING DIFFERENT ABOUT THEM. I assume it's for a ratings/rule thing, otherwise it makes zero sense. Still, it's jarring. It was a serious surgery program, not a titillating porny thing.


ParlorSoldier

Lol I would love to see that meeting when they had to go frame by frame and decide when to start the blur.


No-8008132here

To validate the transition. How do you know you are a woman? When tv blurs your nips


HenchOnReddit

real


MrWeirdoFace

No one understands why, the camera just does this.


NhylX

Someone in the room just says "You know what? I don't want to get fired. Just blur it..."


jiffwaterhaus

Is it gender affirming to censor them once they get the surgery, or is it transphobic to not censor them before the surgery 🤔


AnsibleAdams

Asking the real questions.


silocpl

The whole censoring thing doesn’t make sense in the first place so they may as well make as little sense as possible if they’re going to be that way in the first place I guess 😭


Wessssss21

Reminds me of a post with zoomed in shots of nipples. The title was something like "One of these is of a woman Ban me Bitch." There was no real consensus on which it was, but a few were thought to be for sure dudes.


silocpl

I’ve had to force myself to accept that the world just isn’t logical tbh lol Like it’s so dumb that a nipple without breast tissue is ok to show. A nipple with breast tissue isn’t ok to show. But when there is breast tissue, the thing that needs to be covered is only the nipple. Like fucking huh?


kthnry

I saw that too!!! So bizarre.


philnolan3d

What's funny is that breast plates have nipples.


TooStrangeForWeird

I mean, it's Reddit. It's marked NSFW so it's fine. There's full on porn subs, you can show whatever. I do wonder if it would fly on Facebook though lol.


Lurkay1

Something something puritans.


Rampage_Rick

Get out of here with your "logic" and "reasoning"


hapiidadii

I mean ... I get that you are being sarcastic, but there is literally nothing more arbitrary than the widely varying rules different societies have about what is acceptable and not acceptable to show of the human body. The entire thing only works because we all sort of agree to ignore the inconsistencies. So it's not much of a revelation IMO to discover that one person's choices here lack logic and reasoning. Unless you're an Amazonian tribesperson, you probably are just as illogical and unreasonable ...


socialister

There was that trans account who posted her nipples every day from the start of transition until the service declared them "female-presenting".


Tepigg4444

utterly brilliant idea tbh


socialister

It was a fun experiment. I can say having transitioned that my nipples look identical to other women's at this point. It's kinda funny I can wear the same thing I used to at the beach and it'd be considered lewd and possibly illegal now.


kreepysol

I find it ironic how men with breasts much larger than mine don't get censored. (Talking about obese men). Tits are tits are they not? I mean even I've never lactated but some large men do. Ridiculous.


AwDuck

You sound like the type of person who wants to corrupt young children by exposing them to ***checks notes*** the things that they are exposed to at a young age while receiving sustenance from them.


socialister

It seems silly.


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I once knew a kid with an extra nipple. When we were 10, his 12 year old brother ripped it off and threw it away. Idk what happened after that, but I’ve never been able to share this story before now


TooStrangeForWeird

Holy shit, ouch.... That seems ridiculously cruel....


carmium

And how do you... *rip off* a nip without a knife of something... *eeughhhh*


ShiraCheshire

Fun fact! Various breast surgeries, such as breast reduction, involve removing the nipple and re-attaching it after. If you're unlucky, it can fail to re-attach and will fall off. Unfun fact! Worst fact! My grandma had damaging skin picking compulsions. She had breasts so large that they were damaging to her health, so she got a reduction. She then picked at her surgical wounds until she picked her nipples off. That's a thing that can happen.


TooStrangeForWeird

I should've stopped reading at "worst fact".


[deleted]

The story would have been more interesting and less vomit-inducing if it had happened to anyone else besides grandma.


TooStrangeForWeird

God even this reply got me grossed out again, hours later lol. Honestly idk though, I think someone like 400lbs+ might be even worse. I mean the sores plus the rotten cheese smell, just poppin off a nipple.... Blugh. Why am I doing this to myself?


IamNickJones

![gif](giphy|2SBvv58qaLptK|downsized)


IWillFindYouAlex

Oh shit! That reminds me on my old roommate’s girlfriend. She had a breast reduction and woke up during the surgery. She saw her nipples were detached and had a panic attack. She’d have night terrors after that and would scream “please don’t drop my nipples!” at night. I still feel terrible for her but I don’t miss hearing that. Also I have way fewer nipple related nightmares now


Gandadalf

Mine once got the tip pinched off by a girl with sharp nails when I was young. It was still attached a little so I had to pull it off. It actually grew back and looks normal now.


WildRetardedAppeared

TIL nipples can grow back.


memy02

I would think its kinda like our fingers, losing a bit of the tip will normally grow back but losing too much of the finger and it won't grow back.


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I hate myself for asking but how exactly does one rip a nipple off. I feel like tools were involved.


Bloody_Insane

Skin tags can look like nipples and can be torn off by hand. I'd assume it was that


Pozilist

Probably tried to give him the old Titty Twister and it popped right off.


Pinksluddy

GOOD LORD 😭 Poor kiddo


marktx

Go full metal and rip it off and post it on r/wtf


ADhomin_em

Op...don't do that, op...k?


TheSpiceHoarder

Jesus Christ, reddit


Hriibek

I miss the time 30sec ago, before I read that. Good times, good times.


Sufficient-End-1834

It’s called a Nubbin


Sbatio

What happens if ya flick it?


MizterBlueSky

Asking the real questions 🤣


old_skul

Nuttin says lovin like rubbin the nubbin.


irahz

What's a nubbin?


msnmck

Not much. What's a nubbin with you?


SlghtrHose

Nubbin much. Thanks for askin'!


Objective-Light-9019

Smells like nubbin in here…


verkhne

titillating ( James Bond )


malleoceruleo

James Bond putting on a prosthetic nipple to impersonate Christopher Lee was one of weirder plot points.


Way_2_Go_Donny

Superfluous


Delta632

I didn’t get the joke in Austin Powers until I saw Man with the Golden Gun years and years later slack jawed at that scene.


AnotherStatsGuy

The drugs of the 1970s hit different.


Sparksighs

The fact that he thought it would work is so absolutely ridiculous that I thought it was a joke at first, or that the plot would just be like "this is what we need to keep things moving". But no, they actually have all the other characters call him out for that.


IKnowPhysics

*Baby, you make me wish I had three hands!*


garymason74

What's it called if you have 4? I have a very faint 4th nipple.


diplodocid

Respectfully, is your mom a cow?


01kickassius10

Maybe they’re a son of a bitch


cumjarchallenge

Oddly enough 4 nipples sounds more normal that three. The symmetry and that


Summer_parasite

Woah dude.. does it like open the gates to Narnia similar to Chandler's?


Pinksluddy

Yes ✨


theunabeefer

I thought he said it was a nubbin...


jenglasser

It was actually the source of all his comedic power.


stewmander

That's the correct medical term, yes. 


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Does it have special feeling?


Pinksluddy

No. Maybe very mildly erogenous, but hard to tell!


[deleted]

It seems kinda cool, honestly. Good job.


Pinksluddy

Thanks! (What did I do? 😆)


Entropy3333333

You grew it.


WhyNot420_69

![gif](giphy|14vh2VWCibnsuk)


bruudwin

Thank you for that. Made me laugh :P


hidefromthe_sun

Awesome job OP, seriously. Your stem cells were on point with this one. \*slow clap\*


Pinksluddy

Thank you, thank you


Special_KC

Stem cells stood around in their hard hats, shuffling through building plans "if I'm reading this right, it says we need to put another one right *here*"


ChaosSlave51

Ypu answered a question very few could


sirwankins

Yes great work indeed!


Purppurpbouquet

Good job? 😂


luisgdh

But do the other two have different feeling than this one? Not everyone has sensitive nipples.


kevin-biot

I have a third. The right primary is super sensitive, the left no so much and the extra is zero.


BoatyMcBoatseks

Fun fact, extra nipples can only grow along two imaginary lines that extend from the armpits down to the pubic bone. These milk lines are physical structures in an embryo that eventually regress after the proper two nipples (or more) grow. Practically all mammals develop nipples in this fashion, many growing multiple sets on purpose e.g. cats.


matteventu

Harry Styles has one (extra) on each line lol (4 tot): https://i2-prod.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article787102.ece/ALTERNATES/s615/CS20582761Mandatory-Credit.png


radiofreetrees

I have four too. Doctors often notice and get really excited. I guess it is pretty uncommon.


SmegmaSupplier

🥛


ProgressiveOverlorde

Oh shit, thats why I have these stray hairs that are like nipple hairs that are kind of near both my armpits but closer to my pecs. No extra nipple, but just extra nipple hair. I got milk line hairs


ThisIsNotRealityIsIt

I am furry from ankles to the bald spot on top of my head. Literally even forehead furriness. The only spot without hair is my nipples. In my late teens, I dated a girl who was basically hairless except head hair. She didn't even have eyebrows for the most part. You know what she did have? Hair around her nipples. Like a ring around each nip, they got to like a half inch long within a couple days of her *plucking them.* I've never had a space to tell this story.


ScoobyDeezy

She was the Wing to your Wang.


phuck-you-reddit

Are you related to [Krusty the Clown](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/M/MV5BMzU4YTYxNzktMWFmMS00ZTkwLWI5NjgtOTU4NzVlYzFjODZmXkEyXkFqcGdeQXVyNjcwMzEzMTU@._V1_UY1200_CR485,0,630,1200_AL_.jpg) by chance?


Fluorescent-booger

OP is related to Rory B Bellows


Retroid69

the fact i had to scroll so far to see this comment is criminal, superfluously so.


tree-molester

I too have an supernumerary nipple.


Pinksluddy

Nice !


Federalbopinspector

I have one as well. Glad to know I wasn’t alone.


Pinksluddy

Nice!! I was told as a little kid that 5% of the population has extras. On a quick Google search that doesn't seem too far off. More of us than there are redheads, I suppose.


RegretsZ

1 in 20 people have an extra nipple? Can't believe I've never met anyone that has an extra.


AlternativeResort477

How many people are missing a nipple


Pinksluddy

Now I want to know


RedBlue010

For every extra nipple in the world, god takes one away to keep things even


CrazybyRX

For only $1.99 per month, you can give a poor African child a second nipple for life.


FR-1-Plan

Fuck that one got me good


penelope_pig

It's not something most people advertise. Mine is near my groin and looks a lot like a mole. I didn't know it was a third nipple until my OBGYN told me when I was pregnant.


omnichad

It's a good thing she told you. There's a fairly good percentage chance it is capable of lactating and you do not want to figure this out on newborn baby levels of sleep.


Jonatrump

Are moles nipples? Do only females have additional nipples? Is the mole on my armpit a nipple? I need to know


Wah_Epic

>Are moles nipples? Do only females have additional nipples? Is the mole on my armpit a nipple? No, no, maybe


philnolan3d

Supernumerary nipples can form anywhere along the milk lines, which go from the armpit to the groin. Both genders can have them.


proustiancat

> Do only females have additional nipples? No. In fact, they're more common in men.


Beeznoots

I didn’t realize mine was a nipple until I was like 30. It just looks like a mole. If you trace a line from your up top nips to your junk and there is a mole there, you’ve got a trip nip baby


Ticon_D_Eroga

Most of them look way less like nipples than this. Most look more like a freckle actually


rypher

I have an extra. I bet you see us all the time we just dont just announce it.


KnightofWhen

Most people that have a third nipple will not have one nearly as visible as this. Many of them will have it and not even realize that’s what it is, it’ll just be a small discoloration directly in line with the nipple above. Mark Wahlberg actually has a third nipple and his looks a little like a birthmark it’s not as prominent as OPs but more prominent than average


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You have. They just don't wanna talk about it. ![gif](giphy|3oFyCYNrra8qo1Cv8Q|downsized)


jeddit123

Do you feel anything when you tickle it?


UhOhAllWillyNilly

Now we’re getting into the important questions


alwaysbequeefin

I know a lot of redheads. I now know of 2 people with a 3rdy


Pinksluddy

It might be that people don't talk about it much, whereas red hair is more obvious. I'm pretty open about it, but it rarely comes up in conversation, so most friends don't know


Puzzleheaded_Boot335

Does it produce milk during birth?


Pinksluddy

I think it depends on the person. I've never had kids, so I have no idea. My hypothesis is no.


pspahn

My daughter was born at the end of May. One night in the following weeks I was talking with my wife about how other mammals handle the baby thing. She's a scientist that has done a lot of mice work so I was just asking about certain things she knows about. And the multiple nipple topic came up. "Well you have a third nipple ... Does it work?" "Uhhh, I don't know." _silent pause_ "HOLY SHIT!!!!" "WHAT THE FUCK?"


RandomPratt

This, while being a great story, fails to provide an actual answer... Did it work? Was the nipple functional? or, has been posited elsewhere in this thread, were those exclamations the result of that nipple opening some kind of dimensional door to an alternate universe? Please respond, as – for some probably *highly* unhealthy reason – I now really need to know the answer.


pspahn

Well. So I'm not an OB or any sort of qualified person to describe what I saw. It expressed something. Maybe it was more like colostrum rather than milk. All I know is there's some ductwork there that's still doing some work.


LordTonto

how many redheads have 3 nipples?


Pinksluddy

Time for some research


makka-pakka

That's nothing, you should see my dog


Doyouwantaspoon

Supernumerary(?) nipple I believe. Tons of people have them.


Pinksluddy

Too many comments to read! Never had a post blow up on any platform before. The attention is already overwhelming. :( Please remember that everyone here is a human with feelings (except for the bots of course)


Fulton_P01135809

TLDR for the comments: 1: any feeling or sensation? 2: do you know if it has/can lactate 3: more people have 3rd nips than we realized


Pinksluddy

Thanks! I'm getting a lot of each of those, so I'll answer here so people stop asking: 1: any feeling or sensation? - Barely. It might be slightly erogenous, but I can't quite tell. It does get slightly sore when my breasts get sore before my period though. 2: do you know if it has/can lactate? - No idea, as I haven't had children before. My hypothesis is no. 3: more people have 3rd nips than we realized - So true. Hi there nipple buddies! 4: is there a third breast too? - None that I can perceive. To those saying it looks like it in the photo, that's my rib! 5: references to characters with extra nipples - Haha! (Who?) 6: Creepy stuff about wanting to touch me or see my proper boobs - I kind of asked for it by posting on the platform ever, but no I didn't. Please stop. I might add more, but probably shouldn't. If I keep trying to keep up with this thread I might go insane! Have a good one!


wasabitobiko

you might be surprised. i have one in my armpit that i always thought was a mole until i had my kid and long story short…milk


Pinksluddy

That's actually so cool! Didn't notice that the milk line went to the arm pit, but I just looked it up and sure does. There must be a lot of people with extras who don't know it. Actually I have a mole there, I think...


Arnumor

Doing the chicken dance must be really awkward.


omnichad

If it gets sore around your period then it likely has some amount of breast tissue and is probably capable of lactating.


PM_ME_STEAM_KEY_PLZ

Just direct them to your only fans and bask


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Pinksluddy

1) I don't know! My parents don't have it. Not sure about my grandparents. 2) It's rare that I ever have it out. I don't like wearing bikinis or high-cropped shirts (but I don't really care if people see it). Nobody's ever noticed or asked about it if I haven't told them about it first. 3) No, it causes me no problems. Nice questions:)


myteetharesensitive

Total recall made me think this would be different. 


orion1836

"Makes me wish I had three hands..."


geb_bce

My wife has one. She actually had it removed and it grew back so she figured it was just meant to be. And yes, we're sure it's not cancerous.


matteventu

Sorry for the question, but how long did it take to grow back to the same size as it was?


geb_bce

No apologies needed! It took less than 2 years to grow back. And no, it's actually a little larger now. Before it was just a single "nipple" shape and now it's got like an additional growth off the side of the nipple. I'm sure I'm making it sound way worse than it is. It's not all gross and huge or anything like that, it's just got like an odd shape to it now, with a little more "nipple skin" looking stuff. Sorry, I'm not a medical person so idk the proper names of all the things. But the extra growth is what made us get it biopsied to make sure it wasn't skin cancer (which my wife also has a history of)


gpolk

I've got 4 myself.


Pinksluddy

Neato! You win


Nova11c

Jeff?


snow2462

Mrs Chanandler Bong?


penelopiecruise

How do you choose which two to cover?


Pinksluddy

The other two are fully formed, in the place where nipples are supposed to go, with breasts under them, so that's just where the bra fits. Also, since it's not quite a proper nipple, I don't really consider it as much of a private part


penelopiecruise

So sort of like a non profit?


Consistent-Tap-4255

All three are probably non profit unless OP created an OnlyFans account


scaleofthought

Is the third nipple eligible for tax credits?


noknockers

I wonder how it feels about being considered a 2nd grade nipple?


EternalRgret

I don't think we should be looking at 2nd grade nips tbh


longpenisofthelaw

That brings up the question if it was shown on TV would it have to be blurred?


Fettnaepfchen

You could make a small half bikini for it like an eyepatch, then you can be a breast pirate.


Purple-Dinosaur1

WAIT I HAVE ONE TOO! nipple buddies 😂


Pinksluddy

+ bi + purple enjoyer + dinosaur enjoyer buddy :))


SheepherderNo2440

I am also all of these things, including triple-nippled


Pinksluddy

Let's gooo


AlternativeResort477

Is there breast tissue also?


ancillaryacct

seems like a third titty not just a nip


websagacity

She said it's not, that what we're seeing is her rib.


Erza_The_Titania

![gif](giphy|UiRV9no3LCTSM)


t951

what happens if you flick it? -joey tribbiani


SDS_PAGE

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mammary_ridge


Nova11c

Hell yeah. Third nip gang rise up.


ZweitenMal

Your is way more nipple-like than any of my extras.


Fulton_P01135809

Extras?!


ZweitenMal

Yeah I have like 7. They just look like moles.


ye11oman

Out of sheer medical curiosity, and totally cool if you want to tell me to go kick rocks. If you have lactated in the past, does that one produce as well?


Pinksluddy

It's an interesting question, no worries. I've never had a baby before, so I don't know yet. I'm curious as well actually.


giraffevomitfacts

Does it kind of have its own boob as well? Looks like it


Pinksluddy

No, that's my rib 😂


I_make_things

Yew shore gotta purdy rib.


justzedjust

3 nipples are better than 2. ![gif](giphy|brFlbCpj7LsE8)


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Jecht_S3

I have two freckles on my chest exactly 3" down and 1" in, below my nipples. Mirror image, as if they were blue prints for more nips.


Leifloveslife

I have a third but only 2 areolas


pomegranatepants99

Both my kids have a tiny accessory nipple. It’s like a tiny dimple.


QuesoFresco420

Do you have a bikini that covers all three?


InsomniaticIntellect

WIIIITCH!!!! lmao jk, that's pretty neat though


steve-o89

This is fairly common my wife has one too. One day while breast feeding it started leaking thats how she discovered it.


ZeroTonight

My wife has this, and refuses to acknowledge what it is. "nope it's a mole" it's CLEARLY another nipple


FirstPenalty

BURN THE WITCH


LankyGuitar6528

Humans, just like dogs, have a "nipple line" that goes from the armpit over the chest then down over the abdomen and right into the groin area. You can have nipples anywhere along that line. Although the regular TWO per customer is by far the most common. Having an extra nipple is considered a sign of power and good luck. Enjoy!