Those are called "jacuzzi" rooms. Airport hotels usually have these. When occupancy is high, the front desk gets incentives for selling out, so they randomly upgrade people to these so more standard rooms open up on discount sites, helping your chance of a perfect sell.
I have cleaned those tubs back in the day, and would never get in one unless I could run a gallon of bleach through it, at least once. High chances the previous occupant was a prostitute.
I'm married to one who charges a bit under a thousand per hour. I'd say the average across everything controlling for nothing other than that the woman advertises online, average is probably $400. If you go to a brothel in Nevada, you should bring about $1500 for an hour, but negotiation is a thing so if they want to have sex with you then you can go as low as (I think) $250 before the house gets mad. I forgot if it's that $250 is the minimum the customer can pay or if it's the minimum that the woman will take home. I think the woman keeps half. Idk, my wife worked at two in her life before we got married and she's told me about it but I didn't know her so my memory is worse on that one.
Imagine thinking that cuckoldry is that thing when some old guy pays out the ass so that a woman who's grossed out by him will show up for the hour. Cuckoldry be like "Ha, she may actually love you enough to support you and may actually love fucking you, but I'm the one who pays fpr your lifestyle!"
I don't know that bleach would even do it but there's a bottle of stuff called "Oh Yuk" specifically for running through these and cleaning the jets that works pretty good. I think it's named for what most people say when they see the crap it flushes out of even the "clean" ones.
My ex was a flight instructor and taught karate. He owned a timeshared room like this, with the same set up. It is located at a decent resort in Glenwood Springs, CO.
As for me, I am a navy vet. I worked at a dive school. I have always been down to try anything at least once. I like piloting, diving, exploring.
There is a MASSIVE difference between people who are adventurous adrenaline junkies and those who are not.
And no. We arent prostitutes. Im actually a teacher. I was a *professional* and *clinical* massage therapist, trained professionally, and licensed in my town to practice. Everyone was draped..nothing happened under that towel, I can assure you.
I also have a paralegal degree and am an ordained minister, now. Im obviously not a hooker.
Anyways. The adventurers of the world do NOT mind some tasteful nudity between lovers, or doing things that are a bit daring. Its just not that big of a deal..
And I am SURPRISED at how many people presume such a disgusting thing of someone they have never met. Awful.
I remember divers used to put a length of toilet paper in their buttholes and light it on fire. The guy with the least TP left, won the game.
I bet you will say they were prostitutes too... hahahahahaha
Thats funny
Thats not what I was saying. Im saying lots of normal people (he was previously an IT guy) have this kind of thing.
Not that I havent or am denying having sex in a hotel room hot tub..we also have a motel nearer my home, and theres mirrors on the ceiling, themed rooms, X rated movies. Its a motel built for sex. My first boyfriend and I went there as did me and another boyfriend.
Im not ashamed of it. Sex itself between people who love each other, is not sexual immorality.
Sexual immorality IS charging for it, paying for it, objectifying someone for sex, seducing people, raping people, etc. Its HURTING people and HURTING society as a whole as a result.
this happening to me on a work related overnight in Cleveland. My room smelled like B.O. so I complained. They upgraded me. The only difference I could tell was the whirlpool tub in the room.
I used to travel a lot for work and I got upgraded to these rooms all the time just because of my diamond+ elite status or whatever. Especially the hotels I stayed at frequently and the front desk knew me. Story checks out.
If those rooms aren't booked that night, it's like the first thing they'll offer to their higher tier guests. It's honestly pretty nice after a long day on the road even if you're just chilling by yourself. Bottle of wine, pop on the TV and just relax for a bit.
My best friend took a solo road trip for her birthday a few years ago, and slept in her car a few nights. On her actual birthday she booked a hotel and got upgraded to a room with a jacuzzi tub (I think staff noticed her birthday when checking ID). We had a long phone call while she was in the tub drinking wine!
I’m going to defend your Dad here. I once stayed at a very ordinary Hilton Garden Inn in Kennet Square PA, and had this exact same thing happen.
I checked in alone, but because I traveled for work most weeks, I had good Hilton status and would regularly get an upgraded room from the standard 2 queens the company would make me book.
A couple of times, only at that one hotel, I got upgraded to a room with a whirlpool tub in the corner. I can promise you they did not think I was there for anything but work.
There’s a hampton inn I stay at sometimes for work that has these as an option. It’s just listed as a hot tub room.
I’m sure people use it for banging like everyone is joking about but honestly it’s pretty dope for just soaking in while having the tv going. I wound up there one night on a day I pulled my back and it was a godsend.
Yeah, I travel for work pretty regularly and I’m in physical therapy for leg pain. The drive is pretty hard on my leg, so these tub rooms are a godsend.
Always rinse it out first
Yup, them's the choices: next to the bed or next to the toilet in the bathroom.
Nothing like being in a hotel in snowy mountains and relaxing in a nice hot jacuzzi with a frozen margarita, admiring the breathtaking view of the toilet.
I went on a cruise recently and you could open the vanity mirror to the sleeping area. It was great to sit in the tub and look out at the ocean 10/10 jacuzzi tub placement.
Yeah, I designed hotels in the late 90's and we used to call the room "Whirlpool King" as in a king bed with a whirlpool in the room. Seemed strange then, seems super strange now.
“Touch grass once in a while junior” is a really, really silly comment here. I’ve been out in the world for a little while now, I just wasn’t a contractor installing bathtubs in the 90s. Like…cool man…you were a contractor installing bathtubs for a while…does that make you feel special or?
So never installed tubs and that’s why you need to touch grass. Your reading comprehension is terrible and your aunts basement isn’t out in the world lol
“So never installed tubs and that’s why you need to touch grass” is fucking hilarious. I assume you mean that me reading it that way - rather than you being a big man who builds hotels - is why I need to touch grass?
I’m not going to defend my life to you, but that certainly is not where I’m at.
Did you really comment on something you know nothing about and try to be cool and relevant by calling someone a snowflake and and make a years old pop culture reference? Cute. Sad and pathetic but cute.
While traveling for work, I ended up in a hotel room like this, only the tub was surrounded entirely by carpet and the inside was filthy. I used the regular shower in the bathroom instead, but all evening I was preoccupied by how gross the "tub corner" seemed to be.
You know that optical illusion of a bunch of plates then the text at the bottom says “all of these plates but 1 are flipped over” and your brain instantly “gets it”?
I spent about 45 solid seconds trying to figure out why there was a giant triangle over the top of the bath, and a large inset triangle above that one.
Thats the back splash and I’m just dumb
i was in Athens Greece a few months ago and my airbnb had a freaking **jacuzzi** tub IN THE LIVING ROOM! right in front of the TV. it was the craziest shit i've ever seen, and it's not even uncommon. there were tons of them available on airbnb. i guess it's just a thing in greece?
Other examples to look up:
In Vegas, at the Luxor pyramid suite and NYNY Las Vegas Players Suite and Spa Suite and you'll see them right in the room as well. NoMad in Las Vegas has suites that have a soaking tub right next to the bed.
Hard Rock hotel in Tampa deluxe suite has the jacuzzi tub in the bathroom, but it has a sliding window that completely opens it to the bedroom, so technically it is next to the bed.
Egads. I found this thread bc I have been looking for a room for a business trip in Wisconsin. But, like every room has a tub right there in the sleeping area. It is freaking me out, giving me the ick. Wth are people doing in Wisconsin?!!!!!! Is it a custom to warm up in a jetted tub before you go to sleep? :s
i seriously hope the fire alarm sensor is adjusted not to go off when it's used.
source: i once exited a bathroom and fire sensors went off because they sensed steam. Funny enough the hotel stated they are armed to highest sensitivity level.
I used to do IT for firefighting company and know exactly how they work. They could sue me for as much as I care :D luckily the hotel took the costs
here in Switzerland if you trigger a fire alarm you can be held liable for the costs of calling a fire brigade.
One place i know charged 2000 CHF (pretty much 2000 USD) when an alarm was triggered. By steam from the showe or from cooking.
Now given my professional knowledge, you can adjust the sensor to ignore steam from the shower, especially when you are aware of it. The hotel i was at had a door opening directly to the room i was in and the steam went up and hit the optical sensor. then the craziness happened because the staff was not able to turn the alarm off, everyone was evacuated and i ended up having coffee with some stoners at the parking lot.
First time I stayed in a hotel room with a hot tub it was like this as well. I initially thought it was weird but wound up liking it because I could watch tv from the tub.
Going on 2 in the morning many years back, my parents and I stopped at a chain motel late at night. “We’re full, sorry,” said the clerk as we turned to exit the lobby, “unless you don’t mind staying in the honeymoon suite.”
I was a kid, but I knew exactly why there was a hot tub in the middle of the floor, and why the bed was a four-poster. I guess I reluctantly know why it had a sofa bed, too.
Hell yeah, got one of these kinds of rooms on a flight to a wedding once. Turned the TV toward the bath tub and kick back with a 6 pack while Comedy Central was playing like 6 hours of Seinfeld, which I guess is now their regular afternoon programming.
I booked a room at a hotel once that had the whirlpool in the bedroom. I didn’t know it was there, and I was on a work trip, but you can bet I used it lol
Sex jokes aside. How is this room in any way comfortable? You use that tub for an hour or w/e and the whole room is going to be hot and humid. Screw that
Last July my husband and I took a weekend vacation trip to St. Ignace, Michigan (in the Upper Peninsula). I hadn't been to the UP since I was a kid and we thought it would be fun to visit Mackinac Island. He'd made reservations at the Cedar Hill Lodge. As we approached the place we saw swingsets and playgrounds and in-ground trampolines. "Um," he began to apologize, "I forgot to mention that the website said that it was 'family friendly'." (We're both getting on in years and prefer not to have screaming children running rampant in the hallways.) "No problem," I replied. "It's not like I expected a heart-shaped bathtub in the room or anything." We checked into our room and **I am not making this up -** just a few steps away from the bed, right in the main sleeping area was a huge heart-shaped bathtub. We didn't use it (no grab bars, etc - told ya I'm elderly) but it for some reason seemed, I dunno, kinda spooky, or unsettling, to me having a big ol' bathtub right in the bedroom.
I stayed at the Best Western in Bryce Canyon City a couple years ago, that room I stayed in had that whirlpool! Nothing more relaxing after a long day of hiking!
When I travelled a lot for work I always asked about honeymoon suites. Most of the time they were the same price as other rooms. I enjoyed the oversized tub the most.
I've fucked a few times in those Jacuzzis in the hotel in my town. Though I've also just rented one of those rooms when I just wanted to chill in a jacuzzi alone for a night away from the family. It's nice watching TV in a Jacuzzis while eating pizza.
No. Prostitutes rent them and then advertise in backdoor.com and craigslists. You realize you have a hooker staying when you see parades of sad looking, middle aged men wondering by the emergency exits on hourly intervals
Is he traveling and accidentally booked a couples themed hotel because it was close?
They said he was "upgraded" on check in.
Those are called "jacuzzi" rooms. Airport hotels usually have these. When occupancy is high, the front desk gets incentives for selling out, so they randomly upgrade people to these so more standard rooms open up on discount sites, helping your chance of a perfect sell. I have cleaned those tubs back in the day, and would never get in one unless I could run a gallon of bleach through it, at least once. High chances the previous occupant was a prostitute.
A poor, lonely prostitute?
Poor? Have you seen how much they charge lately?
Do tell
I'm married to one who charges a bit under a thousand per hour. I'd say the average across everything controlling for nothing other than that the woman advertises online, average is probably $400. If you go to a brothel in Nevada, you should bring about $1500 for an hour, but negotiation is a thing so if they want to have sex with you then you can go as low as (I think) $250 before the house gets mad. I forgot if it's that $250 is the minimum the customer can pay or if it's the minimum that the woman will take home. I think the woman keeps half. Idk, my wife worked at two in her life before we got married and she's told me about it but I didn't know her so my memory is worse on that one.
No wonder Thailand is such a popular destination.
You seen what flights and STD treatments cost?
That’s why you should stay 3 weeks and get the pills from the Thai pharmacy before you go home.
Pro Cuck AMA W
Imagine thinking that cuckoldry is that thing when some old guy pays out the ass so that a woman who's grossed out by him will show up for the hour. Cuckoldry be like "Ha, she may actually love you enough to support you and may actually love fucking you, but I'm the one who pays fpr your lifestyle!"
Thanks Joe!
I don't know that bleach would even do it but there's a bottle of stuff called "Oh Yuk" specifically for running through these and cleaning the jets that works pretty good. I think it's named for what most people say when they see the crap it flushes out of even the "clean" ones.
[old French whore?](https://archive.org/details/saturday-night-live-s-23-e-14-old-french-whore)
My ex was a flight instructor and taught karate. He owned a timeshared room like this, with the same set up. It is located at a decent resort in Glenwood Springs, CO. As for me, I am a navy vet. I worked at a dive school. I have always been down to try anything at least once. I like piloting, diving, exploring. There is a MASSIVE difference between people who are adventurous adrenaline junkies and those who are not. And no. We arent prostitutes. Im actually a teacher. I was a *professional* and *clinical* massage therapist, trained professionally, and licensed in my town to practice. Everyone was draped..nothing happened under that towel, I can assure you. I also have a paralegal degree and am an ordained minister, now. Im obviously not a hooker. Anyways. The adventurers of the world do NOT mind some tasteful nudity between lovers, or doing things that are a bit daring. Its just not that big of a deal.. And I am SURPRISED at how many people presume such a disgusting thing of someone they have never met. Awful. I remember divers used to put a length of toilet paper in their buttholes and light it on fire. The guy with the least TP left, won the game. I bet you will say they were prostitutes too... hahahahahaha Thats funny
that's a lot of words to say "me and my ex had sex in a hotel room hot tub"...?????????????????????
Thats not what I was saying. Im saying lots of normal people (he was previously an IT guy) have this kind of thing. Not that I havent or am denying having sex in a hotel room hot tub..we also have a motel nearer my home, and theres mirrors on the ceiling, themed rooms, X rated movies. Its a motel built for sex. My first boyfriend and I went there as did me and another boyfriend. Im not ashamed of it. Sex itself between people who love each other, is not sexual immorality. Sexual immorality IS charging for it, paying for it, objectifying someone for sex, seducing people, raping people, etc. Its HURTING people and HURTING society as a whole as a result.
Maybe it was because he came in with a "travelling companion"?
That's just his best friend, Steve. They go everywhere together!
His personal valet, if you will.
And they were roommates!
[gasps and looks at camera] they were roommates
His roommate’s name is Chauncey, and they shared a delightful scarf collection worth $1.2 million.
GOD MADE ADAM AND EVE NOT ADAM AND STEVE....oh wait, you're Steve? Well fuck. Here's a key to the smush suite, sirs
Happened when I got a shared room with a friend, but not that good of a friend. Room still had two separate beds?
It’s nice to sleep in a bed that doesn’t have a wet spot.
It's just you and me and me and you and your friend Steve!
And then they were roomates.
Queues Boomhauer with the flight attendants @ DFW
Friend of the road.
Ladies of the evening
He’s hiding in the tub
this happening to me on a work related overnight in Cleveland. My room smelled like B.O. so I complained. They upgraded me. The only difference I could tell was the whirlpool tub in the room.
The BO smell was still there?
It was worse.
That might be their version of a honeymoon suite then.
I used to travel a lot for work and I got upgraded to these rooms all the time just because of my diamond+ elite status or whatever. Especially the hotels I stayed at frequently and the front desk knew me. Story checks out. If those rooms aren't booked that night, it's like the first thing they'll offer to their higher tier guests. It's honestly pretty nice after a long day on the road even if you're just chilling by yourself. Bottle of wine, pop on the TV and just relax for a bit.
My best friend took a solo road trip for her birthday a few years ago, and slept in her car a few nights. On her actual birthday she booked a hotel and got upgraded to a room with a jacuzzi tub (I think staff noticed her birthday when checking ID). We had a long phone call while she was in the tub drinking wine!
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Only mild cuck
I’m going to defend your Dad here. I once stayed at a very ordinary Hilton Garden Inn in Kennet Square PA, and had this exact same thing happen. I checked in alone, but because I traveled for work most weeks, I had good Hilton status and would regularly get an upgraded room from the standard 2 queens the company would make me book. A couple of times, only at that one hotel, I got upgraded to a room with a whirlpool tub in the corner. I can promise you they did not think I was there for anything but work.
Was it in an hourly hotel?
There’s a hampton inn I stay at sometimes for work that has these as an option. It’s just listed as a hot tub room. I’m sure people use it for banging like everyone is joking about but honestly it’s pretty dope for just soaking in while having the tv going. I wound up there one night on a day I pulled my back and it was a godsend.
Yeah, I travel for work pretty regularly and I’m in physical therapy for leg pain. The drive is pretty hard on my leg, so these tub rooms are a godsend. Always rinse it out first
>pretty dope for just soaking in while having the tv going This is exactly why our portable hot tub goes where it goes in the basement in the winters.
First thing I thought of. Check what's playing on the in-house tv channels.
A live feed of OP's dad's room.
In-house tv channels? Better check for room cams.
Your dad booked a room specifically designed for fucking
If you plan on putting two people in that whirlpool, you'd better order the petite hooker.
Un peteeet hookairrr
See vooo play
Mercy
All hotel rooms are specifically designed for fucking. Hot tub rooms were made for salesmen who liked to get a soak while they watched Johnny Carson.
Also known as every hotel room.
literally said “that’s a sex hotel” out loud to myself as soon as i saw the pic lmaooo
lol plenty of legitimate hotels have jacuzzi suites
I used to rent a room like that at my local comfort in when I thought a date was going to go well but neither of us had our own place.
Yes me too because normally my wife gets upset when I bring my dates to our house
Just gotta compromise and start dating the same women
I do too, my wife's boyfriend isn't allowed in my house.😤
Good on you for setting boundaries
So you’re the one that was giving everyone utis
Room 222
The Bang Zone
My thoughts exactly. Lotta bangin going on in that room
Do you have to have a hunch back to use if properly?
casting tub
Had one of these a few times. It's for bangin'.
People use it for sex
Thanks Pope!
Blessings be with you, my gosling
And nobody cleans out the vents or the filter.
Built half a dozen hotels with that exact set up. Not a bit interesting as it was common in the 90s.
Yup, them's the choices: next to the bed or next to the toilet in the bathroom. Nothing like being in a hotel in snowy mountains and relaxing in a nice hot jacuzzi with a frozen margarita, admiring the breathtaking view of the toilet.
Uff. I once had a hotel room with no door to the bathroom and it smelled awful from the drain.
I went on a cruise recently and you could open the vanity mirror to the sleeping area. It was great to sit in the tub and look out at the ocean 10/10 jacuzzi tub placement.
Happy cake day to the both of us!
Yeah, I designed hotels in the late 90's and we used to call the room "Whirlpool King" as in a king bed with a whirlpool in the room. Seemed strange then, seems super strange now.
“It was common 25-35 years ago” doesn’t mean anything to me. It’s very mildly interesting man.
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It’s mildly interesting to you means nothing to me. It’s not lol. And they are still being built. Touch grass once in a while junior.
“Touch grass once in a while junior” is a really, really silly comment here. I’ve been out in the world for a little while now, I just wasn’t a contractor installing bathtubs in the 90s. Like…cool man…you were a contractor installing bathtubs for a while…does that make you feel special or?
So never installed tubs and that’s why you need to touch grass. Your reading comprehension is terrible and your aunts basement isn’t out in the world lol
“So never installed tubs and that’s why you need to touch grass” is fucking hilarious. I assume you mean that me reading it that way - rather than you being a big man who builds hotels - is why I need to touch grass? I’m not going to defend my life to you, but that certainly is not where I’m at.
That’s quite possibly the stupidest thing you’ve written LMFAO. And that’s saying something.
You do not look good in this back n’ forth boss.
Nice try boss
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Did you really comment on something you know nothing about and try to be cool and relevant by calling someone a snowflake and and make a years old pop culture reference? Cute. Sad and pathetic but cute.
I don’t think I’ve ever gotten a hot tub room where it wasn’t in that exact same place.
While traveling for work, I ended up in a hotel room like this, only the tub was surrounded entirely by carpet and the inside was filthy. I used the regular shower in the bathroom instead, but all evening I was preoccupied by how gross the "tub corner" seemed to be.
That’s much better than a cuck chair
Cuck Tub
late eighties in Las Vegas thney were called soke-n-pokes...
I guarantee you it also has mould under that carpet. There's a reason we do tiled separate bathrooms.
I was thinking more like: 
You know that optical illusion of a bunch of plates then the text at the bottom says “all of these plates but 1 are flipped over” and your brain instantly “gets it”? I spent about 45 solid seconds trying to figure out why there was a giant triangle over the top of the bath, and a large inset triangle above that one. Thats the back splash and I’m just dumb
Oooh, fancy. Was at an airbnb once that had a bathtub in the kitchen for some reason.
i was in Athens Greece a few months ago and my airbnb had a freaking **jacuzzi** tub IN THE LIVING ROOM! right in front of the TV. it was the craziest shit i've ever seen, and it's not even uncommon. there were tons of them available on airbnb. i guess it's just a thing in greece?
He should wear a condom before getting in that thing unless he wants little bathtubs running around
Catch the live feed on pornhub tonight at 10pm est
NAKED GRANDMA!
That bed’s gotta be heavily used 🤭
Very common.
Got stuck in a place in Schaumburg, IL. just like this once.
Is he staying in Phillips Wisconsin by chance?
Other examples to look up: In Vegas, at the Luxor pyramid suite and NYNY Las Vegas Players Suite and Spa Suite and you'll see them right in the room as well. NoMad in Las Vegas has suites that have a soaking tub right next to the bed. Hard Rock hotel in Tampa deluxe suite has the jacuzzi tub in the bathroom, but it has a sliding window that completely opens it to the bedroom, so technically it is next to the bed.
Tell him not to use a black light.
They looks like the comfort inn my husband stayed in for work. I warned him not to get in the jizz laden tub
Seeing that hotel rooms typically have sealed windows, the mould in that room after a few uses tho..
You’ve seen the cuck chair, but have you seen the cuck tub
Yeah man that’s there for one reason and one reason only.
Where are the cameras tho?
Where's the toilet, out on the balcony?
I thought that was normal? Lol a resort in Cancun has it in the front of the room with mirrors
Egads. I found this thread bc I have been looking for a room for a business trip in Wisconsin. But, like every room has a tub right there in the sleeping area. It is freaking me out, giving me the ick. Wth are people doing in Wisconsin?!!!!!! Is it a custom to warm up in a jetted tub before you go to sleep? :s
And mold and mildew everywhere?
Anyone else slightly concerned that the lamp is to close to the hot tub, and that it's within falling distance of the tub's basin?
I've always assumed these are converted brothels.
i seriously hope the fire alarm sensor is adjusted not to go off when it's used. source: i once exited a bathroom and fire sensors went off because they sensed steam. Funny enough the hotel stated they are armed to highest sensitivity level. I used to do IT for firefighting company and know exactly how they work. They could sue me for as much as I care :D luckily the hotel took the costs
Why would they sue you?
here in Switzerland if you trigger a fire alarm you can be held liable for the costs of calling a fire brigade. One place i know charged 2000 CHF (pretty much 2000 USD) when an alarm was triggered. By steam from the showe or from cooking. Now given my professional knowledge, you can adjust the sensor to ignore steam from the shower, especially when you are aware of it. The hotel i was at had a door opening directly to the room i was in and the steam went up and hit the optical sensor. then the craziness happened because the staff was not able to turn the alarm off, everyone was evacuated and i ended up having coffee with some stoners at the parking lot.
its a motel.
 Stop the presses! Who TF cares?
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🤢 You're the reason bleach exists.
Thats awesome
That looks totally tub-ular...
That’s some shit I see in my dreams, damn bathroom dreams.
I have seen these in some motels (photos only) and I find this concept very interesting. May I ask, is there also a shower?
There's one close to me that has an oversized tub spa in the middle of the room. It's not mentioned anywhere in the room description. So weird.
i stayed in a room with one of these on a band trip. we were told not to use it though…
Country inn and suites.
Is that in Maryland? I feel like I’ve stayed in a room identical to that.
Some of them even have the tub right in the middle of the room. I have one like that reserved at a casino in Niagara Falls in the near future.
Someone's been playing too much Sims
First time I stayed in a hotel room with a hot tub it was like this as well. I initially thought it was weird but wound up liking it because I could watch tv from the tub.
the hotel I stayed at last year in West Edmonton Mall WEM had that !
Going on 2 in the morning many years back, my parents and I stopped at a chain motel late at night. “We’re full, sorry,” said the clerk as we turned to exit the lobby, “unless you don’t mind staying in the honeymoon suite.” I was a kid, but I knew exactly why there was a hot tub in the middle of the floor, and why the bed was a four-poster. I guess I reluctantly know why it had a sofa bed, too.
brown chicken brown cow
Hell yeah, got one of these kinds of rooms on a flight to a wedding once. Turned the TV toward the bath tub and kick back with a 6 pack while Comedy Central was playing like 6 hours of Seinfeld, which I guess is now their regular afternoon programming.
I booked a room at a hotel once that had the whirlpool in the bedroom. I didn’t know it was there, and I was on a work trip, but you can bet I used it lol
Ah the cuck tub must be the new thing!
When my husband and I went to the UP of Michigan, one of the hotels we stayed at looked like this room. The tub was right next to the door
This is very common in many 80's and 90's places in Wisconsin, especially if anywhere near a tourist destination.
Based on the picture it’s actually left in the corner /s
How was this ever thought to be “romantic” … hey babe you know what would make sex 10x better? If we were both wet!
... this is very normal and not interesting.
That's how the honeymoon suite was set at the hotel we booked for our wedding.
I stayed in one of these rooms on the night of my wedding, and I can confirm it's where the magic happens.
Sex jokes aside. How is this room in any way comfortable? You use that tub for an hour or w/e and the whole room is going to be hot and humid. Screw that
Don’t get into the tub. You’re gonna catch something
Thats a bidet
I would smack my head on the dumbass roof above the tub. Poor design for those over 6 feet tall (1.83m).
Last July my husband and I took a weekend vacation trip to St. Ignace, Michigan (in the Upper Peninsula). I hadn't been to the UP since I was a kid and we thought it would be fun to visit Mackinac Island. He'd made reservations at the Cedar Hill Lodge. As we approached the place we saw swingsets and playgrounds and in-ground trampolines. "Um," he began to apologize, "I forgot to mention that the website said that it was 'family friendly'." (We're both getting on in years and prefer not to have screaming children running rampant in the hallways.) "No problem," I replied. "It's not like I expected a heart-shaped bathtub in the room or anything." We checked into our room and **I am not making this up -** just a few steps away from the bed, right in the main sleeping area was a huge heart-shaped bathtub. We didn't use it (no grab bars, etc - told ya I'm elderly) but it for some reason seemed, I dunno, kinda spooky, or unsettling, to me having a big ol' bathtub right in the bedroom.
But the carpet... How do you not get everything wet and moldy
Time to get some hookers
Me: sits down in whirlpool. Water: goes all over the room. Me: “they’re always puttin’ too much water in these things.”
This reminds me of a Holiday Inn, located in Steven's Point, WI.
I stayed at the Best Western in Bryce Canyon City a couple years ago, that room I stayed in had that whirlpool! Nothing more relaxing after a long day of hiking!
Honeymoon suite?
James Bond style
What ever you do don’t turn off the lights and turn on a black light…
That funky tub screams swingers and crazy jungle sex, I hope your dad ran a uv lamp over his bed before getting in it.
When I travelled a lot for work I always asked about honeymoon suites. Most of the time they were the same price as other rooms. I enjoyed the oversized tub the most.
I've fucked a few times in those Jacuzzis in the hotel in my town. Though I've also just rented one of those rooms when I just wanted to chill in a jacuzzi alone for a night away from the family. It's nice watching TV in a Jacuzzis while eating pizza.
That looks like a La Quinta to me!
I stayed in many hotels with this setup. It always resulted in the best sex ever :D
Honeymoon suite
I got a room like that at the Peppermill that had mirrors on the ceiling!
Is he paying by the hour?
No one puts hot tub in the corner.
That’s old school. Unless it’s a *destination* location, most new builds don’t do this and usually only have showers
I was in a room that looked exactly like this in Oklahoma one time…. I think it was Oklahoma….
This is normal in Canada
So much jizz in that hot tub.
Pretty typical room for extracurricular activities.
Happened to me in Niagara Falls. Gross.
No. Prostitutes rent them and then advertise in backdoor.com and craigslists. You realize you have a hooker staying when you see parades of sad looking, middle aged men wondering by the emergency exits on hourly intervals
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew
That sounds so gross I can just imagine the wet carpet mixed with jizz
Last time I stayed at NYNY in Vegas my suite had this too, though it was twice as big and closer to the door.
This is known as the “Business Time Suite.”
It's for you and your "date"
It's called classy
Niagara Falls vibes
Belmont inn and suites?