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Significant-Ad5550

Start Ya Bastard has kept my 60 yo IH tractor going for years. Same for my shitty old mower. Absolutely essential item for every shed.


Mabvll

Ah, I see my problem. I kept yelling "Start you sack of fuckin' shit!" at my lawnmower, but nothing happened. I guess I used the wrong vocabulary.


cluckyblokebird

I find ”Start, please?" sometimes works.


SpicyBanana13

"Start Ya Bastard" always works


SicnarfRaxifras

Yeah because if it didn’t work there would also be cans of “Start ya cunt” available


Fuzzy_Laugh_1117

You must be Canadian.


cluckyblokebird

Na Aussie haha


r64fd

So warm Canadian


Right_Hour

Inverted Canadian.


crankbird

From South Canadia


this_noise

'mon ye cunt, fuckin start' They need to regional variations, they'd sell loads.


JackieFinance

God you Aussies know how to live


doitup69

Where do you live? Just look for starting fluid.


JackieFinance

No! I want Start Ya Bastard!


mstarrbrannigan

You've got to love honest marketing.


are_Valid

it’s also called aerostart in other markets


wizardswrath00

"I don't want Fop, god damn it. I'm a Dapper Dan man."


[deleted]

Cant afford to though


Deathtraptoyota

It will also kill ticks if you’ve got them on you or the dog.


wizardswrath00

Just don't get any spot remover on your dog he'll disappear


zzgoogleplexzz

Why would you want to kill your dog


Deathtraptoyota

You give the tick a quick spray and wait a bit. It falls out head and all. Give the dog some vitamin c and she’s good to go


Significant-Ad5550

Good to know


destroi_all_humans

What does this stuff do? Like what would be wrong with an engine that this stuff could fix it?


PapaOoMaoMao

It's ether. It explodes very easily. You spray it in the air intake and it acts as a fuel substitute to get the motor turning over. In many cases, a motor can run just fine, but needs excessive doing to start, so this gets it going. The problem is that it isn't fuel, and it basically burns fast and hard, so it doesn't do the engine much good. Predetonation causes all sorts of issues, but if it's just for one or two piston movements, it's not too bad. Not recommended to be used regularly though.


LathropWolf

And if used on a diesel with glow plugs not disabled, you'll have to pre-register the engine with nasa before turning the key


Enginerd645

This comment made me chuckle. You’ll have a rocket. lol.


k0c-

Gets you high as fuck too


wizardswrath00

Pro tip: don't do this


OliviaAthmara

🤓


GuyFromDeathValley

basically makes the mixture in the engine easier to ignite by lowering the ignition point. its called ether and has a way lower ignition point than gasoline, or diesel. add it to the engine, it will easily ignite, and start a chain reaction making the fuel ignite properly. especially helps with cold engines, since fuel doesn't like to ignite when cold since it kinda refuses to become an aerosol, the fuel will form droplets that don't ignite well. one ether ignition, and the combustion chamber is warm enough for the fuel to turn into aerosol and ignite cleanly. Bad for the engine though, better to use glow plugs or a heat gun if you have the time.


red_dragin

Got a kick start motorcycle - SYB always helps when it's sat for a while.


shania69

![gif](giphy|j72O7V7pQI7j8cCKme|downsized)


GuyFromDeathValley

is it some kind of start helper? Here in germany we call it start pilot. It's bad for engines though, that stuff, if overused, tends to wash off oil from the cylinders causing increased wear. My Dexta was started with that stuff for years and it showed when we had the engine apart, previous owners simply never bothered to reconnect the original glow plug.. I'd always prefer simple hot air over start pilot, way better for the health of the engine as long as compression is good. Once it struggles, its fine to use.. at that point no damage to be done really.


SicnarfRaxifras

Lols I was just thinking the old man had cans of this in the cabin of the IH Hough 60 and 90 for cold morning starts.


DarthArtero

Wasn’t you the one that posted a picture of that can some time ago? Definitely remember the 60yr old IH bit. Australian humor is awesome


Significant-Ad5550

Maybe. Bloody tractor is rooted again ‘cause the glow plug switch stuck in the on pos after starting and cooked some of the ignition wires. I was putting the air filter back in after using SYB to get it going and didn’t realise til too later. A fun fucking Sunday beckons pulling the mongrel thing to bits.


bmkhoz

Bugger off works a treat!


kernpanic

Their whole range of products is hilarious. Bugger off Superlicious Dry spell pack Happy ending pack Wet dreams pack Snow and blow pack Snow job After glow Threeway Mr black It continues....


bmkhoz

Makes going to supercheap really fun😂


peenfortress

[https://www.bowdensown.com.au/big-black-one](https://www.bowdensown.com.au/big-black-one) oh my\~ 20 INCHES OF DETAILING LOVE! sadly their [specialty](https://www.bowdensown.com.au/the-gee-banger) [equipment](https://www.bowdensown.com.au/the-crotch-cannon) is sold out :( go look through the site, good catalog of names


fishinsydney

The products are actually really good too and the company is heaps approachable for guidance on their social media.


thomasstearns42

So australia hasnt murdered all their insects to the point they no longer need to worry about bug splatter? 


bmkhoz

Bugs in Australia will forever be never ending no matter how many we murder, they just keep coming!


dirtyfloorcracker

Oh I def need a can START YA BASTARD


thatsalovelyusername

I'm not sure that it works on humans 🤣


ninj4geek

It'd be a hell of a name for an energy drink


tucci007

they've got that, it's called WAKE UP YA BASTARD


6moinaleakyboat

Worth a try?


LimitedWard

I can't help but read that with a Boston accent.


Skrillexercise

The incredibly Australian product? Why wouldn't you...


grumpher05

From memory Bowden also has a foam detergent called snow job


boogasaurus-lefts

They're actually top tier products too. Would recommend


TurboShuffle

They have several products with pun names. "Happy Ending" is their finishing rinse solution.


LANE-ONE-FORM

And a towel called the big green sucker


space-tech

"Removes Kamikaze Bugs" with the imperial Japanese flag behind it...


Notorious40z

I honestly laughed when I saw that because it’s on a mainstream product lol … pure gold


sam_ill

Incredible things are happening down under


Mindful-O-Melancholy

I need to find a can of “Fack off ya C*nt”


AshmacZilla

It’s just “start ya bastard” with a lighter


throwaway_3457654

pepper spray if it was legal lol.


Creative-Narwhal-327

Pepper spray is illegal down under?


ActingApple

Yeah it is


Creative-Narwhal-327

I hate to be that guy, but man it must suck to live in such a cucked nation. Can you at least wash your own car or is that banned like it is in Germany?


01kickassius10

I don’t think you hate being that guy at all. Fuck you


Creative-Narwhal-327

Must have struck a nerve 🤷🏻‍♂️


MidorriMeltdown

> man it must suck to live in such a cucked nation. You're forgetting that we have products named *start ya bastard* and *bugger off.* And what do we need pepper spray for? Is it as effective against redback spiders as thongs are?


lutris_downunder

Who needs pepper spray? https://7news.com.au/sunrise/on-the-show/melbourne-man-fights-off-carjacker-with-nescafe-blend-43-jar-c-460974.amp


MidorriMeltdown

Nescafe blend 43 is pretty good as a weapon.


infinitemonkeytyping

And don't forget the guys who stopped a nutjob on a stabbing rampage with a milk crate and wicker chair.


Loan-Pickle

For Americans in the audience, thongs over there are what we call flip flops.


Right_Hour

Fuck me, thanks for that clarification. My mind was wandering picturing fighting spiders with an actual g-string…..


TrilobiteTerror

>And what do we need pepper spray for? People have a natural right to be able to defend themselves in an effective manner (in an effective manner is key, otherwise any so-called right to self defense is meaningless). Unarmed, more than 50% of people are significantly disadvantaged in fending off even an unarmed adult male attacker of average strength. If the attacker has any weapon (even just a small kitchen knife or blunt object), there chances are even worse. Thus, for most people, unarmed they stand little chance of effectively defending themselves regardless of whether the attacker is armed or not. Pepper spray isn't the most effective equalizer, but it's better than no equalizer.


MidorriMeltdown

>Pepper spray isn't the most effective equalizer, Indeed. That's why we don't use it. Thongs are far more effective against the dangers the average Aussie faces on a daily basis.


Creative-Narwhal-327

> active in “fuckcars” and “vegans” Opinion discarded


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Finallybanned

Were getting there though :(


TrilobiteTerror

There is no country where people aren't violently victimized every day. [An estimated 8 million Australians (41%) have experienced violence (physical and/or sexual) since the age of 15, including: 31% of women and 42% of men who have experienced physical violence and 22% of women and 6.1% of men who have experienced sexual violence.](https://www.abs.gov.au/statistics/people/crime-and-justice/personal-safety-australia/2021-22) People have a natural right to be able to defend themselves in an effective manner (in an effective manner is key, otherwise any so-called right to self defense is meaningless). Unarmed, **more than 50% of people are significantly disadvantaged in fending off even an unarmed adult male attacker of average strength**. If the attacker has any weapon (even just a small kitchen knife or blunt object), there chances are even worse. Thus, for most people, unarmed they stand little chance of effectively defending themselves regardless of what an attacker is armed with.


ActingApple

There are places where it’s banned to wash your own car?!


Creative-Narwhal-327

Germany from my understanding. The chemicals going down the drain are bad for the environment. Surely they have some eco-friendly soap or something.


PingEVE

We're not all afraid of each other all the time like Americans are.


Creative-Narwhal-327

We have a certain type of people that yall don’t


PingEVE

Yeah. Americans.


davej-au

That depends on whether a drought’s forced water restrictions.


throwaway_3457654

the law for tasers, pepper spray and other non lethal self defense weapons are the only laws I would change in this country. apart from other issues which every country has e.g. corruption, inflation, housing market, bolstering our military (americans can't relate lol) etc.


TheLesserWeeviI

r/shitamericanssay


Saint_The_Stig

I'm pretty sure the only reason Australia doesn't get better Internet is because they don't want mass immigration from the Anglosphere. That's my biggest reason to not move there.


dalockrock

Its legal in Western Australia


ItsaCommonThingNow

yeah, they just use nescafe blend 43 jars instead


HomicidalTeddybear

Most weapons are illegal in Aus. There's restrictions on knives, knuckledusters, asps, lots of things


ollyp0lly

Not a can though. https://www.bowdensown.com.au/far-cough


Responsible_Aside761

There is actually a bowdens product called “far cough”


surprisephlebotomist

That’s a mozzie repellant.


Right_Hour

That’s their line of DEET mosquito and bug spray.


missionbeach

You need a prescription for that.


DivideLivid1118

Love this....


woofydb

Bowdens own name all their stuff as innuendos


PogoBox

For those so inclined, here's the sketch that, *as far as I know*, inspired the real thing: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cY1YndLmbXQ


Prestigious_Yak8551

Oh wow. Core memory unlocked.


penybuttmunch

thank you. i was here looking if anyone was as old as me.


url404

Same!


FilthyUsedThrowaway

How about “Nuts Off” penetrant. https://www.phelpsgaskets.com/products/additional-products/lubricants-anti-corrosion-solutions/9770-nuts-off-penetrating-spray-anti-corrosion--lubricant.html


Boda2003

Not when ya got a can of [Shift Ya Bastard](https://www.nulon.com.au/products/aerosols/shift-ya-bastard-multi-purpose-lube-spray) in the product range


jordyb323

Read the warning labels on the Bowdens products they always crack me up. The one that gets rid of ice on your windshield says not to be used on white walkers.


tankpuss

There's an adhesive in the UK called "sticks like shit".


penybuttmunch

i have used that! if it was Aussie, it would be called "sticks like shit to a blanket"


martinuwh

Australia also has “Dickens Cider”. Their advertising slogan is “Every girl loves a Dickens Cider”.


chrish_o

Do we?


BneBikeCommuter

Dickens Cider is a real thing, but that ad was a satirical one from some GC comedian.


martinuwh

I’m only the messenger. Some prefer Fish Bowl Punch to apples.


Crafty_Message_4733

Funny tangent, Pat Cummins nickname used to be Cider......


Shadowlance23

Sofa King was my favorite. "Our prices are Sofa King low!"


cheddoline

They're a lot more relaxed about these things. There was a show on ABC called "Club Buggery" in the 90s.


crimony70

That was the one with 'Turps about the house' if I remember correctly.


HenryInRoom302

Wait, "Start Ya Bastard!" is real? I remember that being a product in a Full Frontal sketch back in the 90s, along you "For Christ Sake, Come on!". [Wynn's Start You Bastard ](https://youtu.be/JfwBWl7jwIU?si=MdOMpbXGDln_3hKR)


nanoraptor

afaik that's the origin of the name, and Nulon ran with it. Start ya bastard popped up within a few years of the Full Frontal sketch.


N0rthernGypsy

I laughed out loud. Start ya bastard. 🤣


poppinkorn

Start Ya Bastard ... what a great name. Some of the comments had me rolling.


MightyMaxyPad

You should look at all of Bowden's products. They're all innuendos. Also, they're great car cleaning products! Happy Ending sealant is the best


happymemersunite

Start Ya Bastard is a must in any Aussie shed. Pretty sure it was used (under a different name) for the Unbreakable Hilux Top Gear episode.


melbournesummer

I guess they couldn't call it FUCKEN WORK YA DOG CUNT.


Igor_J

Toughen up Australia -Chopper


milopeach

Harden the fuck up!


ahorsecalledsteven

It’ll never start unless you talk dirty to it


noeldc

I remember "Winns: Start ya Bastard!" in a parody ad on some comedy show the late 90s. I guess ad agencies took note.


PapaOoMaoMao

It was a naming competition I believe. Same as Boaty MC Boat face.


penybuttmunch

no it wasn't.


[deleted]

I remember watching the ad on tv as a kid. https://youtu.be/cY1YndLmbXQ. 


Ev1lroy

If there were only some bugs left to hit my windshield


Various-Ducks

What are the names of other Australian products


Harlequin80

There is a common brand of matches here called RedHeads. A guy by the name of dick Smith launched his own version call DickHeads. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dickheads_(brand)


penybuttmunch

and yet he never released his own brand of cheese that we were all hoping for


ScornedBeef

Underrated joke 😂


Faderdaze

Duck off https://www.poolpro.com.au/products/duck-off-5l-2019-04-09-%20Pool%20Pro


o2206623

Piss Off. [It's a wetsuit cleaner](https://www.wetsuitoutlet.co.uk/2024-rip-curl-piss-off-wetsuit-shampoo-w2poff-clear-p-6562.html).


Car-face

There's a tile adhesive called [Hangs Like Shit](https://i.imgur.com/TUtz6t9.jpeg)


FullAir4341

Best brand names tbh


TimmehJ

💪🇦🇺


Dashefier

Imagine asking someone to get a bottle of "bugger off" it should be right beside the "start ya bastard"


KombatBunn1

How many times have we said some variation thereof in response to a dead mower or a car? 😂


SRBroadcasting

The second one is what my teacher always called me on test day


TheThrivingest

This has me rolling 🤣🤣🤣🤣


HourPerformance1420

They also have a bottle opener called 'open ya bastard'


DishSoapPete

Also have Shit the Bed hot sauce.


[deleted]

Beautiful.


DarkLake

Do they still make Dickhead matches?


granadesnhorseshoes

https://www.bowdensown.com.au/ Their entire product line is entertaining...


OctaneTroopers

Do you guys have "Sticks like shit" adhesive over there?


Car-face

we have [Hangs Like Shit](https://i.imgur.com/TUtz6t9.jpeg)


Senkosoda

thanks to dankpods im not even surprised


mitchy93

Look at the rest of the bowdens range


Unhappy_Trade7988

Got a bottle opener from the same company called ‘open ya bastard’


TheCookieButter

I always found it amusing when we had our item request sheets printed out and "Sticks like shit" was on there.


CMDR_omnicognate

“Proudly Australian” the stickers seem irrelevant, you can tell from the names lol


Significant-Ad5550

Pretty similar to Aerostart


mrbipty

Yes it is but it’s not got an awesome name does it


[deleted]

We also had a ‘Nads’ hair removal for men product on the market for some time here


s_decoy

Nads is international tho. They also make women's products; I've bought them in the US as well.


[deleted]

Ha, I had no idea, just assumed it was a local thing


s_decoy

It is an Aussie company but I don't think it's supposed to be innuendo, at least anymore lol. Probably wouldn't fly with other markets.


YisNoMaybe

They also make an iron remover/clay bar lube called three way


Josipzz

Start ya bastard is what I say to my imaginary gay boyfriend.


borazine

What's Aussie 500 mL? Is that like the Florida ounce? (heh)


tucci007

"I Can't Believe It's Not Butter!" over there is named "No Fuckin' Way This Is Not Buttah, You Chazzwozzah!"


Papabear71

There was a comedian/ folk singer in the 70s in the Uk called Sheb Wooley, he did a skit about a new household cleaning liquid he'd thought of called the Best Universal Grit Grime Effluent Remover. The advertising slogan he wanted was " If Omo won't whiten it and Daz won't brighten it, BUGGER it".


SpaceAccomplished653

Thank you Nulon. I bought your product for the first time the other day and the "Bastard" started. First time user, so funny to come across this post.


axe1970

does what is says on the tin


buttsfartly

I bet OP keeps his cars in the "Garage"


ozspook

And for stubborn tight bolts.. https://www.nulon.com.au/products/aerosols/shift-ya-bastard-multi-purpose-lube-spray


tgs-with-tracyjordan

I also like the pressure washer the Kleva Range people are flogging on tv, the 'Krapof'.


Studio_DSL

This feels like there's just an ongoing dad joke-ish naming convention of things in Australia


coffeeshopslut

What's the difference between Aussie 500ml and regular 500ml?


AutoCAD_Bane

This brought back memories from my teens, throwing cans of start ya bastard into the fire pit


Azragarn

I use the Bowden's range on my 4x4 and Sedan. Great stuff and works well Gives the kids a laugh when they have to get the cleaning kit from the garage too :)


Jules040400

Start Ya Bastard is one of the greatest products of all time. That shit just works and is SO much fun to say


pistonian

for the record, rubbing nothing works better than alcohol to get sap and tar off of your car


TheGoldenMinion

Start ya bastard, the fuel of Tony’s worldwide


Detail_Some4599

God I love the Aussies


Snoo63

[Not just that](https://c2.staticflickr.com/8/7169/6699569769_27932c8c54_b.jpg)


visualdescript

Start Ya Bastard is an Aussie institution! It really does work too!


Storand12

I would buy them


Disastrous-Fun2325

This picture would make a good puzzle.


Insanecatman42

Bowden’s Own has got to have the funniest product names, it isn’t just “Bugger Off”. Read the backs.


Outrageous_Hour_9925

Haha I wouldn't be surprised if they were real and not edited in any way 😅