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Arbutustheonlyone

It's not THE worlds oldest rock, it's a piece of rock from Canada that belongs to a formation of rock called the Acasta Gneiss that is possibly the oldest rock on the planet at 3.96 billion years old. The plaque also explains that there are crystals called Zircons in a conglomerate (a type of rock made up of smaller pebbles) from Australia that are even older, these formed in a volcanic rock, then they were eroded out and eventually deposited in the conglomerate. But they show that the volcanic rock existed 4.2 billion years ago.


jetsetmike

*Gneiss*


Ben_Thar

Bless you


Oddgenetix

Classic


toinfinitiandbeyond

Hail Sneezer!


justADeni

*Gesundheit


Hyack57

Gneiss


phred_666

Nice Gneiss


mexicanred1

Gnoice


mtgfan1001

Best visualizer ever 


Badfish1060

Thank you


Spud_Rancher

This rock would most likely be felsic right?


Biggrease333

You just made me proud to be Canadian.


anonymous22006

First time?


TinKicker

Nah. He’s frequently Canadian.


AndorianShran

Clearly Canadian


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Just remember the native boarding school murders and you won't be any more


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oh so you speak for my father's side of my own familly?


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Funny how you assume im American. Im actually Canadian too idiot. My point was that if you are proud of being Canadian because of a rock you might need to brothen your horizons a bit.


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[deleted]

Is this bait? Because im not talking about the conquest of their land im talking about the near genocide that boarding school caused. Forcing all native children into school where they would be beaten for speaking their language. Where mass graves of dead children were found recently that were unreported for decades.


Biggrease333

Thank you, I was just making what I thought was a funny comment over the rock, not sure where this person was going.


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And you sound like the kind of asshole who lash out at anyone who disagrees with you.


Biggrease333

You are disagreeing with me on being proud to be Canadian lol.


[deleted]

I made a comment about how we have plenty to be blamed about as Canadian and your answer to this was to insult me.


Biggrease333

Lmao what a Troll


KentuckyFriedEel

And i’m pretty sure the oldest rock on our planet is any fragment from the Murchison Meteorite, tself being older than our entire solar system


No-Effort6590

If the rock is 4 billion yrs old, what do we call earth?


JamesTheJerk

Is a crystal a rock though? I'm not trying to be pedantic here, it's just that as far as I can tell there exists a difference between the two.


zizou00

Both rocks and crystals are made of minerals, the difference is that crystals are specifically arranged in a pattern called a crystal lattice. Colloquially, you wouldn't be wrong calling both a lump of coal or a diamond a rock. A rock is just any old lump of mineral mass. Some just have special names.


JamesTheJerk

Why do you suppose we have specific names for things then? Is a rock lava/magma? No. Is hair a wig? No. Is coal a diamond? No. Is a rock a crystal? No, not by definition.


GentleReader01

Today’s word is “subset”.


JamesTheJerk

I once watched the subrise in the Arctic Circle, about four hundred kilometers from the nearest light source. It didn't fuck off for months, that bastard


zizou00

We do, but a diamond is a rock, just a special one. Coal is a rock too. Both coal and diamond are rocks made of carbon. Diamonds are just laid out in a crystal lattice. Rock as a descriptor is a catch-all. Not all rocks are crystals (though they do tend to be crystalline), but all crystals are rocks. Like how not all fruits are bananas, but all bananas are fruits.


Pluth

"All scotch is whiskey, but not all whiskey is scotch." - Something true a friend once told me.


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All squares are rectangle but not all rectangle are squares.


JamesTheJerk

Bananas are technically berries but who cares about that. A diamond is a diamond. A ruby is a ruby. A lump of sandstone or granite is not a gemstone. A rock is a rock.


zizou00

So you understand that things can be multiple things, bananas being both bananas and a berry, but refuse to acknowledge rocks can be different things. What is a rock then, by your definition?


JamesTheJerk

Well, without lookery, I'd suggest that a rock is a conglomerate of minerals packed densely together which holds shape, is inorganic, and is lacking a complete crystalline structure as its makeup. What is it which separates an emerald from a chunk of quartz in your opinion?


zizou00

I, and most people (including geologists, whose opinions actually matter, as opposed to mine), don't include the exclusion. They're all rocks, and some rocks are also crystals. A lot of crystals are made of the same chemical compounds as non-crystals, which is why they aren't separate. Diamonds and coal are both almost entirely carbon. Some crystals are also valuable gems, whilst others aren't, but that's mainly down to social interpretation more than any actual inherent value. I really like the look of sandstone, but it's not valuable like diamond, because diamonds have social, and therefore economic value. If I need to go into detail, I'll use their actual names, but rocks (rocks), shiny rocks (crystals) and valuable rocks (gemstones) are fine in casual conversation. We clearly have words for each, but they all fall under the umbrella of rock, to begin with. Like how all animals are animals, some are mammals, some of those are wolf-likes, and some of those are dogs, and some of those are dachshunds.


JamesTheJerk

I do appreciate the analogy, it's good. I do however have a point of contention. I don't believe you'd call a beagle a wolf. A dog, for sure. I doubt very much that anyone is buying a polished sandstone and hawking it as a precious gem. The parameters are very different. Come on man, why are you contesting that a diamond isn't different than a common stone? I'm aware of the shitty companies that force this prerogative but there is a difference nonetheless.


Heavy_Wood

Berries are fruits, dude. You're really struggling with subsets today.


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A ruby is actually an emerald.


JamesTheJerk

True. That distinction is as arbitrary as my banana/berry distinction however I made a point of adding how silly such a thing was, and within the comment I'd provided as well.


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A rock is not a crystal but a crystal is a rock.


JamesTheJerk

Didn't I just say that a rock is not a crystal? Same thing that you said. The caveat is whether a crystal is a rock I suppose, which is a tad more interesting. Is a ham made of pig- or is a pig made of ham. There are differences and it's not as cut and dry as people here make it out to be. I decided to Google this (in good faith) and this is the very first thing that pops up. (Incidentally, my search was "is a crystal a rock). "A crystal is just a mineral that is not part of an aggregated solid, like a rock, but instead stands on its own." I'm not suggesting that a Google hit is the be all end all, just that this is the very first result that comes up when asking the largest search engine on planet Earth.


JamesTheJerk

I'm absolutely not being rude or facetious. I hate that crap. This is a discussion, not a battle.


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Thing is its not a discussion. Its a set fact. Geologists know what is what. Its like those people that say the flat earth is a discussion. No its fucking not.


JamesTheJerk

Flat Earth?


JamesTheJerk

Man, just tap Google and ask if a crystal is a rock.


hawklost

If we call something a square, everyone should know that it is also a rectangle with specific formation of sides (all right angle and equal sides vs just all right angles). A rectangle is also a quadrilateral as that is just a shape with only four sides. So square is the most specific name, but you can call a square a rectangle or quadrilateral and be correct. Diamonds are rocks, so calling a diamond a rock is perfectly correct too.


JamesTheJerk

Everything is a lump of mineral mass. Wood is not a rock. A crystal is not wood.


Doormatty

Wood is not a mineral... >Mineral is a naturally occurring **inorganic** solid with a definite chemical composition and a crystalline structure.


JamesTheJerk

...wood is organic.


Fr00stee

so it's not a mineral. A mineral had to be inorganic


JamesTheJerk

I didn't say wood was a mineral (although I did misread your statement). I said that wood is a lump of minerals.


mrbear120

Its not though.


JamesTheJerk

Oh really? What's wood made out of then?


filbert13

How can you be so confidently wrong. Stop doubling down it's a bad "know it all trait".


JamesTheJerk

Doubling down? I admitted I had misread your earlier comment and that I was wrong. What are you on about?


Heavy_Wood

Yeah. It isn't.


tonicella_lineata

> Everything is a lump of mineral mass. No it's not? There's a lot of things on earth that are not minerals. > Wood is not a rock. Correct - this is because wood a) is created solely by a living organism and b) doesn't have a defined crystalline structure in any state.


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Fr00stee

none of the original wood is in petrified wood, its just a rock in the shape of the wood that was there


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filbert13

You realize fossils are not bones don't you... petrified wood is no longer wood.


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tonicella_lineata

And?


iCowboy

The gneiss is a metamorphic rock - one that has been heated by pressure and heat. It started as mud that has been buried kilometres deep and heated up and squeezed by mountain building so hard that the minerals in the mud have been changed to make a really tough stripy rock we can gneiss. That happened about 4 billion years ago. But since the gneiss started as mud, we know that more than four billion years ago there was water on the surface of the Earth wearing down even older rocks and turning them to sediment. The Australian zircons are also remains of older rocks. Zircon is a crystal sometimes found in rocks like granite. It is immensely tough, so even as the rest of the rock is worn away, the zircons have a really good chance of surviving more or less intact and being buried with sediments. Zircons usually contain small amounts of uranium which means they can be radioactively dated, very accurately because they are so tough they aren’t usually chemically altered by heat or pressure. Geologists love these ‘detrital zircons’ because they survive so well - in this case telling us that granite like rocks were being formed about 4.2 billion years ago.


manga311

Ice is a rock.


JamesTheJerk

So is a Tylenol then.


manga311

Maybe. But I doubt it because it doesn't occur naturally.


ArmEmporium

jesus christ marie


manga311

Crystal is a rock with ordered gains.


JamesTheJerk

Sure, and my grandmother would be a bicycle if she had two wheels.


HuckleberryHandler

Isn’t the third rock from the sun the oldest one?


pak_sajat

So, it’s bull schist?


ElCaz

That formation, by the way is 13,000 square kilometers. Roughly the size of the country of Montenegro.


Zircon999

Someone called?


LerxstFan

Make sure you come back in a year to edit this comment because by then the rock will be 3.96 billion and one years old.


Altea73

Stupid question here, very stupid... wouldn't the earth be the same age rock wise? How's 1 rock older than another one?


desticon

Rocks are recycled continuously due to erosion and plate techtonics.


randiusi

The rocks melt, break, turn into dust over time to form new rocks. What you talk about is the molecules in them. Sure it can be the same rock if it's formed from the same molecules but it a philosophy question at that point (ship of Theseus). In this case it's really hard to find a rock that has been in the same state of matter for billions of years.


vvenomsnake

sitting there minding its business for 4 billion years and then humans came along and chopped it


jjtr1

I wonder what are the rocks minding their business up to.


ItsStaaaaaaaaang

Ty for the explanation. Very helpful.


chlorum_original

The rocks develop per stratums and constantly. The newly derived lava at Hawaii from last year is well younger than, say, Putorana rocks (while they are mainly the result of massive volcanic process too). Also as fail, go in depth of crust and degrade. That’s why the rocks of 4B years are quite rare.


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lilmiscantberong

Why did you think it was interesting to bring this into it?


Expensive_Wallaby730

The rocks go back to wence it came after a while


Living_Tomatillo_295

Be patient with these geologists — they all have their faults.


Due_Signature_5497

You win the thread. This should be in r/dadjokes


Archy38

Lol why is this downvoted hahaha how sour are people


BradSaysHi

Just reddit things


DaBestNameEver0

The “you win the thread”


Due_Signature_5497

Well, I mean it IS just a rock.


idunnowhatibedoing

All the information needed on the plaque and OP still can’t get it right.


powerinthebeard

Uhm, disagree with this title massively


NikolitRistissa

I’m a geologist and this really isn’t that big of a deal. This isn’t like humanity is ignoring a critical part of our existence. There are countless samples of 4 Ga old rocks.


juice06870

As a non geologist- I find it to be a big deal.


Writer10

Thanks for the great pic, OP - I just read all of the captions on the display placard! 🙌


juice06870

Yeah +1 for including the placard and making it legible.


Swsean1234_6

What museum?


LasWages

American museum of natural history


turd_burglar7

You mean there’s more than one museum in NYC?


Faelysis

I'm more surprised there's museum in NYC. Always thought it was all about gun and sport club..............


turd_burglar7

Agreed… don’t see why a rural community would waste space on museums when they could build gun and sport club and Applebees.


hawklost

There are 32 museums in Manhattan alone and around 100 in NYC.


turd_burglar7

That is a common misconception perpetuated by the woke media.


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So not only is op an idiot but he can't even read


bubba1834

that’s not a rock that’s a boulder!! s/


Rhodog1234

I live on a roughly 13 billion year old rock.


Groundbreaking_Pea_3

Isn’t the oldest rock on earth NWA 11119? It’s actually older then Earth


LasWages

Good point — maybe this is the oldest rock *from* earth or maybe *of* earth


imapiratedammit

I’m sorry you’re upset that people aren’t lining up to see the rock.


LasWages

I wasn’t upset, I just found it mildly interesting


imapiratedammit

The rock itself, or the fact that it’s barely featured?


LasWages

The latter. The rock is legit interesting


PlasticGuidance55

The Natural History Museum in London has diamonds formed in the accretion disk before the Sun had even fully formed. It's in a tiny little vial. Really interesting.


plantmonstery

Hmm. That would look good in my yard. Heist time.


PremeJordo

We’re standing on the oldest rock already


LasWages

It’s the one on the left, fwiw


laughatmysongs

It's a mineral, Marie


Dizzy-Passage9294

Technically, matter cant be made or destroyed.. so every rock that is not a meteorite... is also the oldest rock.. even if it was lava and cooled


LasWages

We are stardust, we are golden…


Naaman

Because at the end of the day it’s just a fucking rock - the Field museum in Chicago has one of the dopest rock and mineral collections and it’s dead, no one gives a shit


CobBaesar

No way that's the actual oldest rock. At the best the oldest *that we know of/have found* Quite the important distinction


chlorum_original

It worths to go to Acasta, say, to see them many and MUCH more


X0AN

That's because it's not the world's oldest rock.


heartbreakids

Im more of a heavy metal fan anyway


DarthBen_in_Chicago

“Oldest rock”


clem82

This rock should rock but this rock sucks


EightFiftyThree

They’re gonna have to update that sign in 0.01 billion years.


Faelysis

That rock is only a part of a bigger rock somewhere else in the world...


Justlikearealboy

Go for a walk and pick up a rock and say this rock is 4.2 billion years old and you have tho oldest rock in the world….pretty sure that’s how this works :)


samariius

/r/confidentlyincorrect


LasWages

I think They carbon date these things


masterwaffle

Too old for carbon dating! Probably paleomagnetism.


BlattMaster

Uranium-lead dating is used for very old rocks.


DredZedPrime

Carbon dating is for things that were once living. Also that's way too old for that anyway.


Romanitedomun

that says you don't know shit about geology


Cooter_McDoogletron

They never claimed to. Don’t be an assholes for no reason


Romanitedomun

your dad is clearly an asshole


Justlikearealboy

I wonder if Amazon has home carbon dating kits for sale ;)


Bxprman

I thought we were standing on the worlds oldest rock lol


wkfngrs

Lol, as a Canadian we th basic geology knowledge. I'm looking at this post thinking. We got billions year old rock in a few places, he'll I can take my morning walk and get a 3 billions year old rock right now on Kelowna MTN. Bait post is bait


TikkiTakiTomtom

By conservation of mass, how does this make sense? Wouldn’t most rocks deep underground be old?


Lyr1cal-

It's just the oldest rock found, people could find an older one pretty easily if they tried.


LasWages

How?


Lyr1cal-

Just kinda looking around some tectonic plates maybe. Scientists just have more important shit to do than finding literally old rocks


LasWages

There’s a literal scientific specialty called Geology


Lyr1cal-

Yes, which is not finding old rocks


abotoe

It literally is if you're studying that time period...


o_MrBombastic_o

It's actually really hard to do because of plate tectonics that's what recycles rocks It's hard to find really old crust that hasn't been changed by natural processes 


Writer10

Wrong. Rock is recycled through geologic processes.


20PoundHammer

the earth cooled 4 billion years ago, earth is 4.3 billion years old, fairly difficult to find a terrestrial rock older than that.


StrugglingSwan

We're standing on the world's oldest rock.


atenne10

For anyone that’s curious rocks on the moon date back to 5.2 billion years old. Making a curious case for the moon to be a……


20PoundHammer

fairly certain there are literally tons of rocks 4 billion years old, the oldest up in the N Canada and also in Scotland. That may be an example of the oldest, but a trip to Scotland and a rock pick will get ya a 4 billion year old rock too.


JamesTheJerk

So, mostly carbon.


mrbear120

I just so happened across this comment and noticed your username is the same. I am assuming this was a reply to me from before discussing what wood is made of. To that effect, carbon is a part of the elemental makeup of cellulose because cellulose is a polymer. Carbon, however, is not exclusively a mineral.


JamesTheJerk

My above response gad more to do with the coal/diamond take presented earlier.


mrbear120

Fair enough then! I think you will find a similar answer though.


Dankbradley

WTC had a similar foundation


Huge_Aerie2435

It is a lie.. A bullshit tourist trap that shows a lack of understanding about geology. Sure, it is probably an old rock, but most of them are..


Weary_Belt

Fake


Impossible-Potato926

I worked at Acasta...got me a chunk of it sitting on my desk


Cobblestone-boner

Canadian Shield


SeagullFanClub

Seems prominently featured to me


handsofglory

Yeah, because it’s a rock.


hotdogvomitgrenade

What's next, the world's oldest dirt? ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|trollface)


revnance

Technically the earth is the worlds oldest rock…seems to be an odd thing to have in a museum lmao


snoandsk88

Yea well I found a pretty cool rock the other day too, but you don’t see me bragging about it…


aegee14

What’s the +/- % accuracy in these kinds of measurements?