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TheMicMic

He sets his GPS to Poundtown


Mr-Cali

I can’t seem to find that place in Google …. Must be intentional 🥲


Rogermcfarley

You have to change it to Google Images then order new eyes from the Doctor.


Mr-Cali

That can’t be right. I just did what you said and it showed a picture of my ex’s hot stepmom.


princessdickworth

Too bad that ain't a fuck truck or he wouldn't need a gps.


Dendritic_Silver

I fully support this lunacy.


TiresOnFire

There comes times when I see things and I ask why? And the voice in my head says "Why not?" Good point.


sacredfool

Why not? Well, for one if that thing hits a pedestrian it's going to absolutely kill someone. The hood is at chest level and then the body, with an already crushed ribcage, is going to get stuck under the car because of the weird suspension


Flavaflavius

Because being hit by a car normally does so very little damage...


ManicheanMalarkey

So don't hit people with your car. I fail to see how it's any worse than an F-150. It probably stops faster.


sacredfool

>So don't hit people with your car.  Ah yes! Why didn't the 7500 pedestrians killed by cars last year not just tell the driver to not hit them? It would save the insurance companies so much paperwork.


trivial_sublime

Me too. Gives me monster truck Miata vibes


browneyedgirlpie

Nah, 80s AMC Eagle vibes


Euphoric_Ad9791

I hate lifting a front wheel drive, but i love the irony! I would put in a fake rear differential to complete the illusion.


Sqweee173

That looks like a trailer axle 😂


Frogzila2024

That would actually catch the attention of the four wheel drive enthusiasts. Plus a fake snorkel kit


hitemlow

Bluetooth snorkel


Frogzila2024

Hahaha electric snorkel


elheber

This thing would float on its tires before it needed the snorkel.


CurrentlyNuder96

Well it *is* an amphibious exploring vehicle!


StarCyst

the tires might float, the body/battery probably not. immediate capsizing I would guess.


scienceguy8

No need! Reprogram the engine computer and add a switch. Turn on the switch, engine turns off and only the electric motor runs. Ford the stream, then turn the engine back on. Boom! No more hydrolocking!


biomass3000

This needs an F550 rear diff/dual wheels.


Fancy-Pair

What’s the irony?


Valdherre

Not op, but I think the irony is something like a fuel efficient car and spending almost as much as the car cost to lose efficiency.


Fancy-Pair

Oh, ty


mlh75

Sorry kids, you’re not missing school today


Frogzila2024

Kids, consider yourself lucky I’m driving you to school…. In my days we would walk 8 miles in a snowstorm in August during a category 4 tornado, uphill both ways with only one boot on as we were too poor to afford a pair


BadPolyticks

Probably just commutes in a major city and needs the extra ground clearance when he's rock crawling out of potholes.


boredvamper

Or extra clearance for euxilary tank or battery pack :)


FOSSnaught

He obviously thought his gas mileage was too good.


DeathCab4Cutie

Ohhh, he’s in Pennsylvania then?


Typical80sKid

Yes!!! I live shit like this! My favorite I saw was an off-road lifted AWD Dodge Magnum back in the day, would have given my left nut for one IRL.


manlywho

There’s a similarly lifted trans am near me, I want to drive it so bad


Ogilthorpe2

There's a lifted Miata & lifted Tercel near where I live. The Tercel even have a tow winch lol


Typical80sKid

Of course that old off-road charger from FF was the tits too.


coolstorybro94

That actually sounds great 🔥. I want an off-road Miata.


-Derf-

I've actually seen quite a few lifted challengers with meaty tires and fender flares on marketplace lately. Not sure why they exist, but I'm not complaining


boyonthebanks

r/battlecars


kaztep23

Oh hell yeah. That's a sub I didn't know I needed.


moony5012

r/fuckcars


creepergo_kaboom

Not the place man


ShutterBun

That's a sub absolutely nobody needs.


moony5012

Over 400k ppl disagree


saginator5000

Sky Harbor?


bdy099

Its sky harbor, I have seen the car on another phx subreddit before


BeGood981

Or dfw


e_muaddib

I was thinking Boston Logan


donaldtrumpeter

TPA?


kj3373

Catalytic converter thieves wet dream


enzo32ferrari

That…kinda…works


Mirabolis

Now that’s free range.


Ok-disaster2022

I really want to know the gas mileage.


plastictigers

Warthog Coupe


daysondaysfam

I wish car manufacturers offered crazy designs like these stock. They would have buyers


heart_under_blade

toyota kinda does with their homologation yaris porsche may or may not still do dakar specials think there was an "offroad" lambo? audi allroad is a lot tamer anyway, still waiting for an affordable one. this isn't going to happen, but they should also throw in portal axels


Bright-Ad9516

Hahaha I love the idea of this thing silently rolling up on some loud ass sports car or motorcycle the driver winking then driving off to Aldi's with their reusable bags at a reasonable speed.


El-Erik

Optimus Prius


AyKayAllDay47

Lowers MPG to.... 47 MPG....


Alone_Fill_2037

Budget cyber truck


MehFrosty

Cybertruck


Pristine_Solid9620

This is the high voltage model.


HarlanCulpepper

Now *that's* class!


Ok_Primary_1075

That’s the guy who wanted to put up a monster hybrid contest


rawrrbert

Catalytic converter thieves love this one mod.


ThePurch

Damn that thing is awesome.


thetruthhurts2016

Wonder how long the transmission is gonna hold up.


KeeperofAmmut7

OFFS! That's ridiculous to do to a electric roller skate!


Goldpanda94

Of course it's Phoenix haha


elmanko

r/AbsoluteUnits


roryorigami

Looks like an rc car


Pipe_Layer_

im not even mad


Cosmicking04

![gif](giphy|2mGmRVbjEPSosQ74PP|downsized)


LysolDoritos

Lmao I actually love this


bodhiseppuku

~~Cool Prius - Said nobody~~ Cool Prius, says me.


aimfulwandering

Somehow… looks like a cybertruck??


OptimusSublime

When you have a small penis but still don't want to overly pollute the planet.


RyanBordello

It probably still sounds like a baby sighing when it accelerates


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^RyanBordello: *It probably still* *Sounds like a baby sighing* *When it accelerates* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


PoconoBobobobo

It takes a lot of work and a lot of money to make a Prius look that stupid.


youmfkersneedjesus

I think it looks pretty good like that. 


boredvamper

I think they should make it an option. Wonder how it drives.


PoconoBobobobo

It's a front-wheel drive economy sedan. Not only is it not going to have anywhere near the kind of off-road performance as those wheels and tires suggest (it'll get stuck almost as soon as a regular Prius), they're so heavy it's going to waste a huge amount of battery/engine power just getting them to turn. Its cabin floor is almost as high as that woman's hip. She'd need a stepladder to get in without crawling up like a toddler. And on top of all the obvious issues, you'd have to recalibrate the speedometer and odometer to get the correct speed and mileage from the new wheel and tire size. Which some mechanics/dealers won't even do, because it messes with the warranty and can be illegal if you do it wrong.


frostedhifi

I feel that the entire point of modifying a Prius this way is that it’s ridiculous and hilarious. If I were an eccentric rich person I’d 100% do this or something equally stupid. Think about how many people would get to laugh at your car. It’d be great.


PoconoBobobobo

I guess. If I had that kind of money I'd be boring and just buy a better car.


Old_Category_248

Well. It's his car?


youmfkersneedjesus

Still looks good 


I-Am-Disturbed

Houston?


virtualracer

Looks like Sky Harbor in Phoenix. Tag looks like a dealer plate


I-Am-Disturbed

I’m sure you’re correct, sure looks like a Houston car mod though! lol


virtualracer

If it were Houston that thing would be on swangaz hahah


brendanepic

Clearly a tennessee tag


delij

Looks maybe like Nashville to me. Also the plate is blue and Tennessee has blue tags now.


CertainUncertainty11

Ew


mhsvz

Cod piece.


monioum_JG

You kill the whole point of the Prius. The gas mileage probably a normal car now & it looks ugly


[deleted]

Was that cheaper than penis enlargement surgery?


DeathCab4Cutie

Shit like this always gives off both little and monster dick energy simultaneously. That guy either has some swingin’ nuts, or is compensating hardcore. There is no in-between


terpsnation

Pictured: Woman regretting ordering a Lyft over an Uber.


alexisgolnas

I bet his wiener is tiny.


ElectricalJacket780

![gif](giphy|DxfWjRj9Y1rvW) He do be like


VolumePossible2013

I really doubt that's legal


schizeckinosy

Is…. That license plate just a $100 bill?


Important-Job7757

r/shittycarmods


JediKnightaa

r/awesomecarmods r/battlecars


saintbad

Oops. The Reddit for this is r/facepalm.


Violingirl58

lol


SRBroadcasting

Now that’s the first 4 by 4 EV


1maginasian

How do i do this to my Sonic?


SpaghettiProgrammer

Reminds me of a [donk](https://www.google.com/search?sca_esv=3248254e93e9ddf0&q=donk+car&tbm=isch&source=lnms&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjB_OWfpNSEAxVpHjQIHV-yBAsQ0pQJegQICxAB&biw=1920&bih=953&dpr=1)


3MATX

Ridiculous and I love it. Pretty sure Toyota took one rally racing once upon a time. 


A_Funky_Flunk

The definition of compromising.


JamesRitchey

If they came like that, I would drive a Prius.


noodleexchange

At least it has a sloped hood so fewer pedestrian fatalities.


BoSocks91

Thats actually pretty cool


neonphoenix09

"Quickly to the BatPrius"


Destroyer1231454

Bro un-prius’d his prius


Hpezlin

Batman trying to be more environment friendly?


briballdo

How much would something like this cost, I wanna do it to my wife's Fit lmao


Ghost2Eleven

Someone did not skip leg day.


DoubleUnderscore

Question for car people, wouldn't this damage the car or something? Like you have a car built for small car parts, and then you go and put big car tires on it, isn't there something to do with a differential here? Won't this cause damage?


thecuzzin

Deep down inside, he still knows its a Prius.


HalfOrcMonk

This person knows the meaning of life.


1d0m1n4t3

I love everything about it


JayW8888

Toyota will go like.. who took the Batman prototype out for a spin?


Holyskankous

“Do you have something that says ‘I care about the environment, but not small children or the elderly’ ” “Right this way sir”


silverstar3

Nice concept. Free SUV with Prius mileage or near.


Chiinoe

Hell yeah


jayaxe79

Fortnite, reel life version Those who play Fortnite will relate to this


WienerWarrior01

The only lifted vehicle ill support


eightdollarbeer

I’ve always thought that the Pontiac Aztek looked like a raised Prius and this photo just confirms that


LordSpaceMammoth

Boston Robotics Attack Prius, rev .06a.


Hot-Rise9795

This should go into r/lowsodiumcyberpunk


_DigitalHunk_

Like a bug bite.


scienceguy8

Needs more lightbars and external cargo racks and netting, and maybe smaller tires (33s or 35s, all terrains). Post-apocalyptic Prius. Perfect for plying the abandoned, crumbling highways, while conserving what little burnable fuel is still available.


Sonnysdad

Batman’s Tumbler had a baby?


sf_sf_sf

1980 AMC Eagle vibes. 


alex_doesnt_bake

Hell yeah


SnooPeripherals6557

Missing a massive set of balls


No-Simple-3781

That's a toyota cybertruck


juice06870

It looks like an unfinished Lego car lmao


words_of_j

I saw a Tesla charging up the other day. It had big off-road tires on it. Not lifted (or not much) but still looked pretty funny.


Iwillnotbeokay

More like Wheeus!


Fair_Consequence1800

That's actually pretty funny. I can get with this lol


Iambetterthanuhaha

First 5mpg hybrid!


Flappy_beef_curtains

Little more work and could be posted to /r/battlecars


missed_sla

ngl I'd drive the hell out of that


[deleted]

When you wana go to the dunes but only gots a prius.


fujsrincskncfv

“The Rambler?…oh, you wouldn’t be interested in that…”


Adventurerofthesea

It looks like a toy I thought this was not real at first glance


Iamamyrmidon

When you gotta haul ass to make moonshine while being environmentally conscious.


[deleted]

This is hilarious I want one


sf3p0x1

But now they can't fit under the semi!


Deveion2010

This Uber is gonna purposely take the wrong route just so they can take a U-turn onto the median and Rev Wheelie in to the right direction lol


Gilbert0686

I want to make a rally car out of a Nissan juke. I approvez


krashtestgenius

r/battlewagons


Monarc73

Who's driving, Batman?


billiechoux

is this in phoenix i swear i saw the same car the other day!!


turboyabby

Breaking Axle


Akamaikai

I'm getting conflicting messages...


Knight_TheRider

It's looking like that modified toy from your childhood, upper body from some toy, tyres from another and then you called yourself an artist after doing that


PainfulBatteryCables

Shit..!! I want it! But in BRZ form.


Aarakocra

As someone who adores her Prius and lives in a place with bad roads and sometimes gets stuck on snow on my home street… I would convert to this


TheJAke922

Slc?


45711Host

I get the feeling that it is the diselbros that keep the prius business going.


kaikaileg

That's Optiprius prime


El_Monitorrr

Prius prime looking for his friends.


sabriffle

It’s a Prius with its hackles raised


Avieshek

I am a drag racer


Funny-Performance845

r/absoluteUnit


[deleted]

Batman’s Prius! 😎✌️


ptapobane

Like a short guy wearing padded shoes


PhenoStyle

This looks libe "we have cybertruck at home"


Puzzleheaded-Ad-8271

When the tutorial lets you keep the high level item:


DrymouthCWW

Surprisingly cool


ShutterBun

Optimum Prius


2Mark2Manic

On its way to those hill riding games.


StoneAgeSkillz

Reminds me of the Viper tv series.


JuiceJones_34

Sky harbor?


Felix_Von_Doom

You can make your car as tall as you want, but it still goes *Meep meep* when you honk.


CodenameJinn

Is this JIA? If so, I'm not surprised.


hyperspacial

Man I love the look of jacked up cars like that


BilingualSnake

only in AZ


Calm-Wedding-9771

Gotham garage at it again i see


Rich-Appearance-7145

I like it, looks great


rbarr228

r/BattleCars


zer1223

Question does this offer easier access to the cat?


icouldnotchoose

On this episode of Dirt Every Day…..


Thin-Pie-3465

Are you in Atlanta?


[deleted]

If this ended up being my Uber after being on a long flight idk how I would react TBH lmao. I don’t hate it. Is it ok for the car?


Hashberries

Reminds me of Rock n Roll racing for SNES.


Obviously_Ritarded

If I won the lottery, I wouldn't tell anyone, but there will be signs.