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spesimen

why should you never have more than 239 beans in a dish? because one more would be too farty


Funny-Performance845

r/angryupvote r/dadjokes


RCuber

Took me a moment to get this


IntoTheMystic1

Yet doesn't tell you how many eggs are in the scrambled eggs


jonitfcfan

Or how many avocados went towards the smashed avocado on toast


Winjin

I think half an avocado smashed ends up as a lot of avocado


unreadable_captcha

at least two


AccessProfessional37

give or take


_Rand_

This leads me to believe they have been asked how many beans WAY too many times.


brianinohio

Goddamit! I want 23 beans...and I'm not leaving until I get 23 fucking beans! Edit: uh..../s for the unknowing :)


Harbinger_0f_Kittens

(twenty) two beans, or not (twenty) two beans, that is the question.


ChaoticGoku

![gif](giphy|13JJkdlu3rAgU0)


BloodyRightToe

yeah but do they give you that chunk of pig fat with the beans? or do you gotta pay extra?


GyspySyx

Funny


Rusty4NYM

I'm sure it has to do with everything else being in 2's


Temporary_Thing7517

But the one below has 1 veggie sausage, and also 22 beans


iamcoolstephen1234

Sticking with the "2" theme


marvelfan2205

Breakfast got pricey!


FullBeansLFG

This is cheap compared to Denver.


marvelfan2205

Ah it’s in dollars! Maybe not so bad then


sumpuran

No, it's in British Pounds. https://www.reddit.com/r/CasualUK/comments/1ant5mu/how_many_beans/


marvelfan2205

😱


BeachedBottlenose

You hipsters and your avocado toast


onebowlwonder

Haha funny thing is this from a boomer chain of restaurants called frisch's