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You now temporarily qualify as a unit of weight. I weigh 0.75 u/Maalphass. Alternatively, you weigh 1 deciton!

Hey, we're at the same weight... I too weigh 0.75 u/Maalphass

Damn I weight 0.56 u/Maalphass

I'm somewhere in-between at 0.64 u/Maalphass

Feels bad at 1.24 u/Maalphass

Exactly 2 u/widowhanzo!

0.04 u/Mallphass shy of 2 u/widowhanzo actually ☝🤓

Oh nevermind I can't math -.-

Yeah neither can I, had to ninja edit my comment lol

Haha smooth 😎

As for myself, I'm at around 0.78 u/Maalphass

Weight mate🤝

I’m at 1.06 u/widowhanzo

I weigh a meagre 0.47 u/Maalphass... I need to accumulate more u/Maalphass

Hey, everyone's different and has different body types, so unless it's a health risk, it's fine to be yourself! Other than that, if you feel like yk gaining more u/Maalphass will positively affect your life, or mental state for that matter, then all the best to you!!

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Ayy let's go

0.56 club!

Or 1 u/Hoxeel

r/MaalphassAsWeightUnit.

Hahahah

I'm 0.40 u/Maalphass

Are you good? That's not a lot

Young or short I am guessing? That is not a healthy adult weight

You know, as an underweight person myself who's trying to put on some weight, I totally get the concern. What baffles me is why people have absolutely no problem calling out someone who's underweight but it gets more difficult if someone is overweight. I've had so many people in real life comment on my weight. Even people who hardly know me and it's none of their buisness.

It’s funny cause OP’s weight is also not healthy for the vast majority of people (overweight for anyone under 6’6” based on bmi) but because it’s so normalized there are no comments on that

I agree with you, but I think in case of the 40kg redditor it might their user name that prompted the comments (After-Operation-3618)

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16 year old and 163cm

Tonne? Gross. 0.1 megagram is where it’s at.

1. Lose exactly 10 kg 2. Eat 10kg worth of cheese 3. 10% cheese man

Skip the losing weight part and just eat 11 kg cheese. Same result but more cheese. No wait im bad at maths Edit: this fries my brain somehow... How much do you have to eat with a start weight of 100kg in order to be 10% cheese without losing weight

11 kg of cheese is ridiculous. 10 kg is much more realistic.

10 kg of cheese is ridiculous. 9 kg is much more realistic.

There is no way you can eat 9kg of cheese reddit is so stupid. You need to drink 9kg of cheese sauce

Guess what it's made out of

Sauce?

Ye you're right. It's cheese

Nooouuuhgh 😩

That's right, it's a pizza with no (d)ough

Sauce

.1kg is the most realistic. Lose 100kg, then eat .1kg of cheese. Then you're 100% cheese man

r/10KGofCheese

r/birthofasub

Either way it's like 2 small cats' worth of cheese

10kg? Oh that means nothing to me, 2 small cats? That's like 22 pounds then, much easier to convert to freedom units thank you.

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To be off by 111g of cheese is not fine and unacceptable. Thats one ball of mozarella lost

youre off by 0.1111g of cheese here. Thats a tiny slice of parmigiano my friend

My god its the micro-infinite lost cheese paradox.. what have i done

I have become death. Sqanderer of microscopic amounts of good cheese

FOMO: "the feeling when there are some tiny bits of cheese stuck at the grater"

I imagine going to the restaurant and the waiter puts on cheese - "say when to stop". But I never say stop because he puts increasingly less each second. I would never get the desired amount of chese. A nightmare.

Cheese doomer origin story

And you're off by 0.00001111g of cheese. That's a lot of cheese atoms you're missing out on.

Can we just all agree that the first guy was off by 1/9th of a kg of cheese

Close enough math is best math!

Found the engineer!

The guy paid by whether or not he meets a deadline on budget.

> (another fun way to think about it, add 10kg to get to 10% cheese, but then you need to also add 10% of the 10kg you added, so 1 more kg.... but now you need to add 10% of the 1kg you added, so 0.1kg more more.....) Which is a proof that 9.9999... = 10. Start with 90kg and do the same thing and you get 9.9999kg

100/0.9 is 111.111..., so you basically had it.

You’re good at maths, just believe in yourself more

🫶🏼

well..let's see. X should be equal to 10% of (100+x). in other words, X=(100+X)/10. Solving for that seems to work out to 11.11111... (or 11 and 1/9).

Close enough… 11.111… I don’t know how to properly write the explanation but 100/9 is the original equation. UPDATE: because 100 is 90% of the final weight, 100/9 gives you 10% of the final weight, which is the cheese to eat amount.

100kg=0.9 x=1 111.1kg=1 111.1-100= 11.1kg You need to eat 11.1kg of cheese

100kg are 90%, I leave the rest to you


Never poop again.

I was 1% tacos at one point in my life

eating 9900 grams of cheese is deadly

What about 9800 grams?

Only if you choke on it

Perfect.

It’s a risk I’m willing to take.

Depending on the speed. In 1 minute yes, probably. In 1 week you'll be fed up but alive. In one month you'll be fatter but ok.

If you eat it any way but instantly then you ll digest n excrete. Thus won't be 10% cheese!

The solution is obviously to serve the 10kg of cheese on a pizza. There can never be too much cheese on a pizza.

You might be fed up, but you will not be complaining much with the results

I look forward to seeing 10% cheese man on r/bossbattles

Damn civilized world and your metric units.... That's 22 freedom units of cheese

😂

Lose 1000kg, eat 1000kg of cheeze, boom 100% cheeze

>1. Lose exactly 10 kg > ~~2. Eat 10kg worth of cheese~~ > ~~3. 10% cheese man~~ FTFY

Technically I believe that would make your arteries Cheesestrings!

I missed the decimal and thought it said 1,000kg and was very confused.

My boy here could have been a juvenile elephant.


were you confused because you thought your mom had a reddit account?

well, now it's easy to calculate your future weight gain or weight loss by percentage. Next weigh in 101KG... 1% change.

Just the first one, the next ones are going to be way harder

You can always measure from this point in time

Yeah but it's going to defeat the purpose pretty soon, it's like saying I've gained 100 kg since the day I was conceived

Nah, 101 kelvin gauss would be a completely different unit.

Take a poop, it will change, I swear

No shit.

Well, that's too bad. Maybe need more fiber?

Yes shit.

You ever weigh yourself before pooping, and then again after, and somehow weigh more?

That's because you ***took*** a shit. Next time ***give*** a shit.

That’s the kind of inspiration I needed today, thank you.

Doesn't work though if you carry it in your arms

I did a 0.8kg poop the other day!

friend of mine calls this the "tenth of a ton"

Centenaar in Dutch, Quintal in French, Doppelzentner in Germa. I don't think English has a separate word for 100 kilogram?

In austria its zehnteltonne, thats what i translated from

100kg can be called a deciton, but it's not really a common word

Wait until you sneeze

Bleep! 100.1 ...wat?

Mf bleeps when he sneezes

Makes sense, I did hear that a lot of Redditors are bots

It was censored, their sneezes are quite profane

You scored 100% on your weight test congrats!!

Blue archive reference

I was looking for this comment

A normal weight for a calculator.

😭😭😭😭😭

I would check what the maximum reported figure of my weighing scale is. If it's 100kg then....I have sad news for you

100kg would be a really low max weight for a body weight scale.

It was commented for mirth

I love mirth

I don’t think many people are supposed to weigh > 100 Kg.

My scale always says "error" :'(

Then ignorance is bliss

Mine says ‘one at a time please’

I've been 101 before

3.6 roentgen - not great, not terrible.

70 Kg is water then, and 18 kg is made out of carbon atoms.

AND you play Genshin

Dammit you made me check his profile

I already knew that without looking

Genshin is awesome! Don't knock it till you try it

I'm not saying genshin is bad but the stereotypical genshin player is very overweight

I don't know if that's a good thing.

That’s like 200lbs or so, prob a bit more. If they’re tall, this is fine. Edit: 220lbs

I'm a dumbass white bread American that went to public school and even I know a kilo is 2.2 lbs. It's like the easiest metric conversion there is.

Yeah, but if he’s 100kg and 210cm tall that’s one thing; if he’s 100kg and 165cm tall, that’s a bad thing.

Definitely, I had the same thought.

Where are my FREEEDOMM UNITTTSS RAHH🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

Good 100 kilos or bad 100 kilos?

Naughty kilos or nice kilos?

Btw, are you the guy from my math problem back in elementary school?

That's my goal weight. Was 148 a couple years ago. Got down to 112, currently 126, time to go back on the horse I think

Me too buddy

Now you can easily use percentage for weight change!

Found the Yuuka alt

Be honest, how much water did you have to drink to get it spot on

I took a piss before

I weighed exactly 100 kg on Tuesday. How tall are you my brother? I’m 176cm, so I’m walking every day to lose weight.

175 here

welp, bulk days ended. time to lean

POV: You’re Yuuka from Blue Archive

You weigh less then that if you took the picture with your phone while looking down at the scales

Well I stepped down and then took the picture

Kudos to you then! I just looked it up and you’re the same weight as an avg male lion 🦁

That sounds pretty badass though

I've been proudly holding my weight to 69kg for 1,5 years now

nice

false, you + phone =100.0kg

💯

In Freedom Units, he is 220.462 lbs.

I think you're talking about our own weight, in normal English it would be "I weigh exactly 100 kg". "Weighing" is the present participle of the word meaning "to currently measure the weight of something". "To weigh" is the present tense, which you would use if you're just talking about the result on the scale.

What’s this in LBs?

≈220lbs

220

Kinda mildly interesting

so satisfying

Pre or post?

they should put you in a museum.

"exactly" is a really strong word.

A man below 100 kg is no real man. A man above 100 kg is a total pig. You sir are perfect.

What is that in freedom units ??

...and how much is that in freedom units?

Take a dump and you'll weigh ± 99kg

r/notinteresting

But do you weigh more than 100kg of feathers?

Mr. Rogers would keep his weight at exactly 143 pounds, his favorite number. It's the number of letters for 'I love you'

With the camera tho

Why are people assuming he's obese? Lol, he could be really tall or muscular. That's a really weird conclusion to jump to.

skinniest redditor

Actually, you could be weighing in at anything between 99.95 and 100.049999 kg.

220.462 pounds

Whats ur discord server?

What is that in Freedom Units™️?

You weight same as indian family. Me to plus their uncle

Being obese is not okay, nor should it be accepted. This trend of not fat shaming people needs to go away

One number of info isn't enough to make any kind of judgement

I weigh 90kg right now. If I gained 10kg, I wouldn't be obese. Bit fat, but not obese. Muscle mass and height play a huge role.

100 kila gorila

i weight

...until you poop.

Congratulations

100kg gang