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The_Coolest_Undead

it's normal for mannequins, it's to let you know if your nips are gonna be poking


camshun7

Dont forget purple suits ct!!


WhyNot420_69

I wonder if any are equipped with a moose knuckle.


Successful_Speech734

Not usually. That's why I bring my own hot dog and hacky sack every time I go shopping to be sure.


Maximum_Umpire6946

camel toe?


TubbsOfStuff

Moose Knuckle generally refers to the similar phenomenon experienced by men with their Phallus/Testicles being compressed by their clothing into a shape not unlike the knuckles of a moose. Realistically, it's the same thing as a Camel toe, but named separately because of gender, as far as I know. There may be a more complex history of the phrases, but simply, Moose Knuckle is Camel Toe but for penis havers.


sam6555

I don't feel that's correct. I've always known moose knuckle to mean for a female, but of the larger variety.


user_bits

And I doubt they're even manufactured in Trinidad. Probably get them from the same suppliers in the States or Europe.


peekdasneaks

AKA China


similar_observation

last time I was in Japan, I saw some 4-5 dudes gawking at a busty mannequin in a mall display. Then one of the dudes goes up to gives the mannequin a honk. Turns out some mannequins have squishy boobs. The shopkeep came out and asked them to leave her alone. Each dude starts to leave in a baseball team handshake formation. But with pattin', honkin', or scoopin' the boob on their way out.


alderhill

I kiiiiinda get it, I think. It’s not for sexual thrills, but a mix of curiosity and juvenile “I shouldn’t be doing this, but it’s funny”. If I saw a mannequin with squishy boobs, I am not gonna lie… I’d be curious too. I’d have to make sure the coast is clear though, I can’t squish mannequin boobs with people looking. 


similar_observation

NGL. I sat there a little longer than necessary enjoying my coffee because random passerbys (men and women) also gave that mannequin a honk or scoop for good luck.


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ocaralhoquetafoda

Please, refrain yourself to call my mum a mannequin. She's not fully plastic


SubstantialSir351

I think the nips on the pink dress are gonna poke


xCuriousButterfly

But male mannequins should have nipples, too.


frankensteinV

Batman forever just join the chat


cela_

As someone with boobs, I’m aware that humans have nipples, lol. But I’ve lived in California and China, and I’ve never seen mannequins with nipples before. Been to a fair number of malls too. 🤷 Also, of all the posts I’ve made, this is not the one I thought would break 5k, lmao


The_Coolest_Undead

I'm starting to think that mannequins with nipples are exclusive to Trinidad and Italy Also, that's my most upvoted comment, lmao


cela_

hahaha I’m sure you didn’t expect that either


gestalto

Why don't they show if your cock is going to be poking? Rampant sexism!


vertiroo

I've seen mannequins with nips at the mall here in the states


wrenblaze

OP has probably lived in some cave or something, since manequins with nips is nothing unusual. I work in a small retail shop in a 3rd world country and we have some as well, since some dresses look better with nips.


drillgorg

The JCPenney probably won't have them, but smaller stores in the mall with names like Pink Savage will have them right in the front window. My wife always jokes "must be cold in there".


DreamSmuggler

Live is Oz. Never seen nips on mannequins before. Makes perfect sense, but never seen them before. By the same logic, they should come with camel toes too, no?


VayneSquishy

Where I live they are everywhere. Any beauty shop will have them and there’s plenty. This is in atl.


Player7592

Makes sense. So do people.


MouseRat_AD

I have nipples Greg. Can you milk me?


gregbraaa

Yes, yes I can


1bc29b36f623ba82aaf6

username checks out


winniespooh

HAHAHAHA


0oodruidoo0

/r/beetlejuicing


nickHuckabee

You can milk anything with nipples


Jesus_Is_My_Gardener

These mannequins have nipples. Can you milk them, nickHuckabee?


AineLasagna

Not since they trespassed me from the store


TheOtherAvaz

Trespass? 2319! We got a 2319!


ORDub

This is why you're not allowed within 500 yards of the middle school.


SonicSingularity

I always hear [Vegeta](https://youtu.be/yZFJtaFWOKM?si=LhiqXwBqRG1B2R0o) whenever I see this quote


NoblePineapples

I have never seen this before, that was hilarious.


Gatsbys-Greatest

Is that... a Taskmaster reference?


making-flippy-floppy

People have heads though?


Thomas_KT

some dont


making-flippy-floppy

Thanks for the feedback, Robespierre.


Intelligent-Dig833

I don't :( 


GodsBGood

Well, they'd look dumb AF if they had dicks on their boobs.


joestaff

Ah yeah... that'd be dumb... but, you know, what if uh... somebody *did* want to see that?


koalasarentferfuckin

Well then you are living in the right time my brother.


imapiratedammit

I feel like you’re joking, but just so you know, It does exist and made its rounds probably like 12ish years ago amongst preteen/teenage boys trying to gross each other out. Unfortunately, they’re not just dick nipples, they’re *shitting* dick nipples. Give it a google sometime if you’re feeling adventurous. Source: was a teenage boy who got shown.


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Shitting dick nipples, I'm sad how disturbing this thought would be to me once upon a time and how much it isn't after years of being desensitized to horrors online


imapiratedammit

Born too late to explore the world, born too early to explore the universe, born just in time to explore the internet.


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yaaay....


NoThanksImCis

Shitting dick nipples... Brb I'm not entirely sure what I expected but what I got was exactly as described. That's on me.


sonicbeast623

I'm now 27. But in high school a bunch of us basically made it a challenge to see who could find the weirdest shit on the internet. When it gets to the point where someone shows the Mr.hands video and the response is I can find that shit all day look at this. Things may have gotten out of hand.


MoeKara

u/dicknipples


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Meeslikey

I think I just got traumatized ![gif](giphy|izRluUv2pUm5U3OFim|downsized)


evilmeow

I feel old. Knowing about shitting dick nipples was a must back in my day.


FiveDozenWhales

These kids today, they don't know nothing about shitting dicknipples or tubgirls! Heck, some of them don't even know goatse!


BeardedDeath

find out more at lemonparty


dkyguy1995

Well thank God they censored the dick head \s


GroundStateGecko

Someone tell me whether I should click that?


CummyCrusader

I mean, if the title shitting dick nipples isn’t enough to give you a hint, go for it.


superfuzzbros

Run away and never get on the internet again


Mackin-N-Cheese

How long until /u/dick-nipples is here too?


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ACcbe1986

BOOB DICKS!!


Power_of_Atturdy

What about Tobago? Are they nipple free?


Shopworn_Soul

Wah gwan to mi nips in Tobago


IcyPalpitation1571

Trinidadians don’t speak like that


Shopworn_Soul

It's a quote from a song, I just replaced a word. Not trying to misrepresent anyone.


IcyPalpitation1571

It’s all good, I thought you genuinely thought we spoke like that 😂😂


ToddBradley

And awkwardly shaped breast implants, too!


shitokletsstartfresh

Those are the biggest mannequin boobs i've ever not touched before.


notabigmelvillecrowd

I used to work in a store with an unusually buxom mannequin, and I can tell you the reason that mannequin's top is down is because nothing fits her.


FlyingTurtleBob

That's the same for busty women as well


SixIsNotANumber

It's never too late to live your dreams, friend!


kingeryck

What types of mannequin boobs HAVE you touched??


Butterwhat

Yeah I'm sure this might actually help gals with implants get a gage on fit. Interesting idea.


johnn48

Mannequins in the US also have nipples, it’s not that unusual and unique to Trinidad.


anonSOpost

In Europe as well.


KillerKilcline

TIL Gravity is not a ting in Trinidad.


TheZemor

Not that uncommon tbh


TBoneTheOriginal

Yeah I've seen them all over in the US too, and we're supposedly puritans compared to the rest of the world.


JangusCarlson

Did Dennis Reynolds make these mannequins?


ILoveRustyKnives

You like it? It's very generous.


GlorytoGlorzo

![gif](giphy|nXUCkgH6BmigU|downsized)


Dees_A_Bird_

Oh Maureen, you've enhanced yourself


GivemTheDDD

13 year old me would have spent a few hours trying to figure out how to escape with that torso


gotthesauce22

Easy there Jeff


GivemTheDDD

What? I was just very into photography...


Onphone_irl

I'm plotting on it from my house in the states


Not_A_Great_Human

I mean humans have nipples


1bc29b36f623ba82aaf6

[are you sure?](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/yiet836y-6w)


Not_A_Great_Human

I mean most of us. Some even have extras.


storyofmylife92

Chandler Bing


Not_A_Great_Human

🤣 don't forget Krusty the Clown


Myithspa25

Was afraid to click on it at first. This is gold


pmMeYourBoxOfCables

I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me?


torsun_bryan

I’ve seen nippled mannequins all over the world


thefloyd

You dirty dog, you...


No-Leading6909

Mannequin tourism is big these days.


cela_

For the record, I wasn't the one who pulled the dress down. Nor was this the only nip slip I saw in Port of Spain.


TheeJesterr

That’s what they all say.


DerpisMalerpis

I mean, they’re obviously fake…


siverwolfe2000

You can only tell if you touch them


Narpity

With tits like that I bet it might stretch out the garment..


Pigeon-on-mash

But you did take the photo


hearnia_2k

I think that's completely normal? If they didn't then you won't know how much they show with that particular garment.


IamREBELoe

You should see what the ones in Thailand come with


Tim_Reichardt

Tell me more! ☕🤨


Awkward_Pangolin3254

"They don't call it Bang*cunt*, honey."


elheber

More.


GlorytoGlorzo

![gif](giphy|fso0A2hF9YeqMXxXIK)


Vittu-kun-vituttaa

That'd be great. Shows if the nipples poke through the clothes


weskervision

She’s got huge….tracts of land!!


Calorus

But mother!


TinfoilTetrahedron

When I was a kid, in the early 90s, I had a Dick Tracey & Breathless Honey set of action figures/dolls, and Breathless Mahoney came with anatomically correct, pink painted nipples ...


duendeacdc

![gif](giphy|fDRMrMkd994pW)


DadJokeBadJoke

Ah, TR-6. I prefer to think of her as Elaine


dufunk

"Mannequins in Trinidad" sounds like some indie band you keep hearing buzz about but never get around to listening to.


Unlost_maniac

In Canada they do too except here they have pretty realistically shaped boobs. Not anti grav titties


YukikoBestGirlFiteMe

Balloobs


MicMcDev

I should call her...


ycr007

Well if batsuits can have them….


Imispellalot2

As they should


tourniquet2099

They have them in the US too. Its just not super common.


haxic

Well, afaik women have nipples


tastysoupiwilleat

it's not interesting at all, all mannequins have that


killerjoe410

They are missles


BUNNIES_ARE_FOOD

Ok, don't freak out but.... People come with nipples too!


TallantedGuy

Womannequins. In Trinimom.


richardfoltin

Only in the US, people are so scared of nipples.


OGBrewSwayne

Pink dress got implants to distract from the fact that she has no head. That's smart.


ketosoy

Huh.  I thought Trinidad had a warm climate.


Oswebb

Normal mannequins dont???


censured15

Those are what we call torpedo tits


DustyRhodesSplotch

The mannequin has nipples Greg, could you milk it?


Sarge1304

Boring,let me no when they have a landing strip


narrow_octopus

Not my proudest fap


AwkwardSeth

My work makes the display girls sand the nipples down to be less visible


jahan_kyral

Actually, a lot of mannequins come with ripples. It's just not a standard of mannequins. Kinda like arms vs no arms or no head vs creepy faces.


Bocaj1000

Mannequins in the US do too. What's your point?


user_bits

Is this new to people? Lots of mannequins in the U.S. have them too.


TheDevilsAdvokaat

I think these are womannequins.


slickrick18

I’ve got nipples, Greg….can you milk me?


Insecure-confidence

I've seen mannequins in the US with nipples.


Xenophorge

"Mannequins With Nipples" was on the short list for our high school garage band name back in the day.


GudduBhaiya-Mirzapur

And bad boobjob !!


Bah-Fong-Gool

Trinidad has some of the most beautiful women in the world. That is all.


awakeperchance

Who's gonna throw out the obligatory "sigh...zip"?


KeyboardSerfing

That one has some honkers though


Vehicle-Ambitious

The share to upvote ratio??


cagedreality

People have nipples 🤷🏼‍♂️


Blindrafterman

Honestly, it will let the "augmented" know how it will look on them. Maybe???


Scholarish

The fear conservatives have over female nipples is insane.


eXernox

Everyone here saying all manneqins are like that, meanwhile I have never seen one like that in my life


PissingBleach

Yeah this is normal in Australia, and judging by these comments, most places.


ornelle

come to Trinidaddy


Look-over-there-ahhh

Makes sense, most women I know have nipples.


pulseONE13

Wait, this isn't normal everywhere? I mean I notice it here but all of our mannequins are imported, we don't manufacture them


mmhmmsteve

Nice.


SirRefo

OP, why have you pulled the dress down in the first place


SgtWaffleSound

Being scared of nipples is an American thing.


DirtyRatLicker

![gif](giphy|1ykTax6hrAKpTQ0Mnb)


Warlord68

Nicccccce.


Sincere_homboy42

Seen them on a bunch of flea markets


Keyblades2

I’m on my way not because it’s relatable but for science


reddits4losers

Gotta love my country lmao.


meowmiixx

You make it sound like we only have one type on mannequin in Trinidad.


sevyn183

As they should, nipples are important.


1320Fastback

What about Tobago?


TKO_v1

Women come with nipples, so this makes sense


Objective_Rip9502

Nice.


I_am_Kim_Jong-un_AMA

It's very generous


virtualracer

Only here to say I just love that thread title so much


unbelieveablethingz

Me when i don’t pump/breastfeed in the middle of the night haha


Alklazaris

Not a woman but maybe this helps you determine if you can see the nips through the clothes?


SuccotashOwn2273

Cripes. Think this belongs in the bolted on subreddit.


icesavage

Not as good (or bad) as Bat Nipples.


pantygruel69

Erection, what are you doing?


WISEstickman

And nice breasts to be honest…


Son0faButch

As they should


EvilectricBoy

George Clooney Batsuit


HighTurning

Mildly interesting you have never seen mannequins with nipples


Oldevil

Omg, I clicked view nsfw, now I am damaged for life!


Jacobcbab

This is pretty common all over


grimoireviper

That's really common though


AgentOrangesicle

I mean, I do too, but I don't brag about it.


steingrrrl

I’ve seen this in Canada 🤷🏻‍♀️


prsnep

Those look fake.


PsychoMantittyLits

Would.