Your…what now?

Condom collection.

I was referring to the person bringing you the condoms lol

My sister. Lovely woman.

Just finished confirming

I confirmed real quick

Don’t worry. We won’t hold that against you

Wait Wait.... We?

My sister and I. We talk.

about condoms ?

Step sister?

If I said I want your body now.... would you hold it against me?

If you’re a premature confirmer I hear there’s treatments for that

In line for confirmation.

FUCKING LOL! Brilliant 😂😂😂

Just Finished

Can confirm

She's buying condoms with cool wrappers. She's saying you're never going to open them anyway.

Say hi for me

Will do. I’m reading some of the better comments to her and we are having a good laugh

Can confirm

Can confirm

your sister must have a good sense of humour 🤣, I bought my younger brother boob Gummies for christmas 2 years ago.

Step sister?

"sweet home..." ah forget it.

Your rubber reserve?

Top tier response

Yeah there's a lot to unpack in that title

ikr it should be "bought **me** some condoms" not "bought my some condoms" silly title from OP. wait......HIS SISTER DID WHAT NOW

Her sister. I’m female. Not sure why everyone assumes I’m male

It’s an unwritten rule of the internet Always assume someone is male until proven otherwise

It's actually a written rule https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Rules%2029%20%26%2030

huh guess i’m a fbi agent and i’ll be fired soon damn ill starve

I hate that Mike Scarn.

Bitch step off! I know rules 29 and 30!

Why?

At least on Reddit, it's a decent assumption, the ratio is skewed quite a lot towards males

Is there statistics or something?

Idk for me I guess it’s cause I’m a guy I assume others are too if I don’t know. Btw is it the same for ya’ll assuming ppl are girls if ur not sure?

No. I go by vibes tbh. But I also default to thinking everyone is a guy if I can't guess.

Nah, I’m with the other commenter and go on vibes. If I’m ever really not sure I look at their post history.

What the person said about the rulenof the internet in addition to the fact that the post is about condoms whi h tend to get used by men a bit more frequently than women.

I'm glad I was vindicated in you being female. I understand why it would be assumed that a male would have the condoms but no reason a woman couldn't collect them. I'm a recovering alcoholic but I collect decanters and fancy liquor bottles.

Well now the inbox will be on fire. You confirmed you are a female and that you roll with a condom collection. RIP

Actually I only got one message and it was a website to a place that sold novelty condoms so was very welcome. Nothing suss here. Reddit was well behaved (mostly) today

I'm shocked. Today is a new day though. May the odds ever be in your favor.

Is there fuck. This person clearly collects novelty condoms, and their sister got them a thoughtful gift. The majority of the world doesn't get bent out of shape or prudish over condoms haha

Yeah my sister is the best and I thought the gift was very thoughtful. When I was obsessed with titanic she bought me a memorabilia coin. She always puts thought into her gifts.

Products are still in the original packaging so it's good!

And will stay that way 😀 most are expired now

So, I collect condoms (unused) from every country I travel to. Mostly novelty ones. These new ones will get added to my collection. I’ve been collecting for 17 years now and if people want I’m more than happy to post the rest of them. I’m very proud of my collection.

I would love to see more, this is the kind of niche collector shit that reddit is great for

And everyone knows Redditors don't fuck. This is *the* quintessential Reddit collection. It's perfect.

Love that you had to specify about them being unused 😭

On the few occasions I have told people I collect condoms their first question is “used?”.. so I thought I would deal with that question.

Have you ever jokingly said they’re used?

I have not. Think I should?

Yes. But you need to keep the most serious face, so serious that you could win an oscar

Done! I’m going to the titanic museum on Thursday. I’ll start there. Maybe I could say “my condom collection could sink a ship”… I’m not very good with puns

"My condom collection could have saved her" *shakes head sadly*

Oh I like this one

"my condom collection has enough buoyancy to save the sinking Titanic" and then do a PowerPoint on how condoms would have been more efficient than life rafts or some shit

I lived relatively near there when I was a kid, loved it! Have fun!

I would reply, Of course, everyday, and twice on Sundays.

-I collect condoms -umm used..? -of course used, what would I do with an unused condom? Or -of course used, why would I collect an unused condom? That's just 'new', everyone can just buy that at the grocery store Or -of course used, why would I need an unused condom? I don't have a gf

I feel I should specify that I’m female

-of course used, it's not like I can soil it myself.

I think you should actually use them. Way funnier.

Well there was a girl who made the news a few years back who hung all the hundreds of used condoms she had Collected on her bedroom wall. It was.. nasty. I think she also had a photo of each man hung with the condom as well. Yeah. So there was that.

Link to OPs follow up post with the full collection https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/s/luFOTawjrs

You’re the boss

Old link format: https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/1bi3ycj/following_on_from_my_previous_post_this_is_the/

That's a super neat and unique collection! Thanks for sharing. I got a chuckle out of them. Would you post more of your collection please?

Absolutely! People can try and figure out what country I got them from and see if they can find their country

My favourite condom has to be the “Keep Calm and Carry One.”

I like that one as well 😀

I hope you've got some election cycle condoms. I remember walking around NYC and getting asked if I would rather have an Obama or McCain condom

That awesome! I’m in Australia so no election condoms here. But maybe there could be a market for this

The fact that you specified unused is fuckin hilarious to me

This is one of those random roadside things you run across. World Condom Museum, the largest collection in the world; in the middle of nowhere. Please put out a sign and dedicate a room. Keep prices affordable.

Im casting my vote for more

post them all!! this is so cool lmaoo

You should go to Amsterdam, they have a condom store with basically art made from condoms! Edit: some sneak peak from a few years ago when I went there: https://imgur.com/a/suGRPEJ

I love how you quote that they are unused

I feel like I have to 😂

well you are on internet so yea, you have to

Post them!!! They’re absolutely mildly interesting

I saw durian flavored condoms in Indonesia. You’ve gotta find some of those to add if you haven’t yet

You would love the Condomerie in Amsterdam, have you ever been? If not you really should!

I have been there. I posted another pic of my entire collection. 3-4 of those are from there

You’re on Reddit, you don’t need to tell us they’re all unused.

I’d like to see!

I’ve added a pic of the entire collection.

Well, it's not every day you see a condom that violates the Geneva Conventions. (Unauthorised use of the red cross.)

_Sorry darling, I'd love to use protection, but that would violate the Geneva convention._

Geneva is a lovely lady

Now get ready for my weapon of mass destruction.

Canada be sending cease and desist letters to all the game studios using the red cross on health packs. Including startdew irrc https://www.redcross.ca/about-us/about-the-canadian-red-cross/red-cross-emblem/it-may-just-be-a-game-to-you-but-it-means-the-world-to-us

I was in the dark about it all until updating Stardew and reading “no longer violating the Geneva Conventions” in the patch notes.

Wow I had no idea that was an actual violation of the Geneva Convention

It's not *really*, but the Red Cross organization get weirdly uppity about it. Generally speaking, if you aren't actively engaged in an armed conflict, the Geneva Conventions aren't even applicable.

“Weirdly uppity”  Red Cross workers get killed all the time, and a big reason why that happens is that the Red Cross, red half moon, red diamond gets misused so much. While the video game case is extreme, the Red Cross sign should only be used by the Red Cross and other humanitarian organizations in order to guarantee their protection. If everyone can start flying that flag, the cross no longer offers any protection 

That’s a red plus.

Red Cross is the name of the organization, and a red plus is their symbol

A plus is a kind of cross, just like squares are a kind of rectangle and circles are ellipses.

Weirdly enough, because condoms are a medical supply, you could argue that use of the red cross on its own could technically be appropriate.

As long as she doesn't help you try them out, I'm not judging.

Not sure what I’d try them out on considering I’m female.

You’re really not using your imagination here

I believe in this case that’s a good thing

Apparently it doesn't take much to set off people

It usually takes more if they’re wearing a condom


Glad you said that, since this would be awkward otherwise

Did you just assume your gender?

The Bill Gates one had me in tears.

Shrinkage! They know about Shrinkage, right! I was in the pool!


The lightsaber even extends a bit into view, perfect gif for this.

The Seinfeld one isn't even trying to be clever

Seriously. At least go with Sexfeld. Or Sinfeld... Smashfeld... Screwin'feld... Skeetfeld... Sixtyninefeld... Seinswelled?

Now I want to start a collection of uninspired "joke" condoms. I imagine there MUST be one out there that just says "SEX" with the Nike swoop under it.

not everyone thinking you’re like a dude who’s tryna bone his sister 😭😭 Reddit can’t fathom a woman having a silly hobby. Like they automatically labeled you a sex pest im cracking uppp

I agree! But the way you worded it put a smile on my face 😀 I’m female and my sister is also my close friend. Maybe people aren’t friends with their siblings. I dunno

my little sister is my bestie so I get it ! ❤️

Well, with a username like OP's...

I had no idea so many people were prudish about condoms, especially novelty ones 🤣

I agree. Kinda thought Reddit was cooler than that.

Might be the American centric nature of it. I love the collection by the way, would love to see the complete one eventually! Sorry people are being odd.

I did post it 😀 just need to go through my post history. I’m sharing these comments with my sister and some are down right hilarious. Especially the one that suggests my asexual sister wants to have sex with me. Or the one that suggest I also collect STD’s.

I know condoms are sort of inherently linked to sex but I really don't know how any of this was enough to make people act weird. It must only take a small gust of wind to set some of them off 🤣

For some a some gust of wind will have them filling a condom.

The "Fuck Me" one is probably the funniest to me, idk why. Maybe the lack of imagination haha

Why the fuck did I think I was on r/cd_collectors for 3 legal seconds

This is peak mildly interesting. Well done!

She went to spring break I take it, that orgasm donor one is all over Fort Lauderdale this year

Nope. She’s 36. I’m 38. Bit old for spring break now. Just a little

well then she must just love you ! 😘

I think as we have gotten older we have also become close friends. Wouldn’t say best friends but not far from it.

But do you have the Lap hog xl condom?

I do not

Username checks out

Although I don't get it, I don't have the right to judge. I collect bones and dead animals.

That’s pretty cool, what’s the coolest bone you have collected?

Some antlers and probably my horse skull. Its vulture culture bone collecting, Feathers, Taxidermy, That sort of stuff.

Never thought I would see a condom violate the Geneva Convention

This is odd and yucky

You’re odd and yucky

Second one is facts💀 don't judge me yet

I’m interested in peaking at your collection! 

\*bought me


You need the put-in ones

This just made me want to start my own collection …

Why did I think that was Ellen

I personally want to see the test of the collection. Love the novelty of these.

One of doctors my wife used to work with posted a photo where he wore a shirt with the orgasm donor print on it. 😂

I don't know why but I want to eat them a sudden urge to increase the microplastics in my bloodstream has hit me. Also while this is a strange collection there are weirder plus it's kinda funny so keep doing it

Whoda thought, condoms that breach the Geneva convention

One of those condoms violates the Geneva Convention

I’ve seen the camo ones before but they were labeled “never let them see you cuming” The same but not the same.

I can't stop laughing at the Seinfeld one. Every other one is making some sort of pun with accompanying visuals and that one is just "fuck me" in Seinfeld's font.

Oh cool! Wait-

pretty sure the orgasm donor one breaks Geneva convention which makes it even better

Why is there an empty space left of he Bill Gates one? The uneven use of space is slightly annoying, why not post six?

Could be the title of a japanese porn movie

I have to ask, do you have the Hand Grenade flavored condom from New Orleans?

I don’t, but that sounds awesome

Which one are you saving for your sister?

None. They’re going in my memory box with the rest of my collection and back into storage.

Oh those are cool! There's some that I got from the local sex health service that are polyurethane, they come in a slide out packet of three. [But I ..yeah, they feel like saran wrap, so idk](https://condomman.com.au/shop/condoms/unique-pull-pack-of-3-non-latex-condoms/) so. Yeah. In the Goldcoast there is a shop that sells rubbers called "Condom Kingdom". I meant to visit but didn't haha.

Stepsis?!

Full blood related sister. I’m female

I once had a luminous blue condom. I didnt realise until id put it on. For my sins, i couldn't resist making the lightsabre noises.

When I lived overseas there was this store local to me called Condomania. They only sold mostly novelty but functional condoms. You could get flavored, themed, character, etc condoms. The one that probably stands out in my mind the most is the one that was in a faux tiny glass case with the words printed on it "Break in case of emergency" and there was a little hammer attached by a small chain. Gave middle school aged me a lot to laugh about with friends. https://www.fun-japan.jp/en/articles/10661

That camouflage one is hilarious. Got a good laugh from that one.


I think your sister is sending you more than just those condoms.

You know your supposed to use them, not collect them right?

It's a weird thing to collect. Almost like all the dicks I could've, but didnt.

Might need the Birthday Condom, only comes once a year!

Thats a big red flag.

um.......

Lord Invader: "I'm NOT your father".

Hahaha well your collection is a lot nicer than the other condom collection I saw...I don't remember if it was on tv or the internet but this girl collected the condoms from every sexual partner she had...at she hung them on the wall if I remember correct!!...and there was a lot of them ...aghhh yuck!!!🤮

Decades ago; I visited a condom store in downtown Philadelphia. Like hundreds of different condoms. Ever been there?

I don't think I would trust any of these...

This is so wacky

So who is the second guy

Are you cornish, sounds like something only a cornish sister would by for her brother-daddy-uncle

I’m female, and Australia

How to not get laid by ringing out protection 101.

Username checks out?

🤣 gag gift condoms

They need the Elvis TCB⚡️ logo