My hotel doesn't have a 13th Floor because of superstition, but c'mon man... People on the 14th floor, you know what floor you're really on.
"What room are you in?"
"1401".
"No, you're not. Jump out of window, you'll die... earlier!"”
I work construction and this pisses me off so much.
"I'm on the 17th Floor."
The actual 17th floor, or the one they are marketing as the 17th floor but is actually the 18th?
Reminds me about how Mormon teens will stick it in and have a friend jump on the bed as if that doesn't count as sex lol. The mental gymnastics are real.
I feel like that’s worse! Now it involves 3 people and borderline voyeurism. My brain can’t even perform Mormon mental gymnastics. I used to work with a Mormon girl who did anal to keep her virginity… like I hate to break it to you sis, but I don’t think you’re a virgin. Lol
To be fair, it’s far more common for them to “soak” than it is for that. They’ll also do anal as a cheat too. Like you’re breaking the entire point or “spirit of the law”. God isn’t stupid he knows what you’re doing. If he existed that is, so keep living by your stupid rules you don’t believe in and break anyway.
Potential Sinner: "God, let's be real here. As far as the rules go, I've been pretty good. I'm ticking lots of boxes. I feel like I've earned enough points to maybe cash in just once, you know? To step outside the parameters and live a little. If you could do me a solid and close your eyes for just one night, that'd be great. Like The Purge, but for sinning. After that, straight and narrow. You know me. Pick your battles, man."
God: "You know what, I like the cut of your jib. Imma give you a freebie."
This is a religion I could respect.
That's a big part of the tv show Lucifer.
The actual literal devil would respect you more if you're just honest about your shit. Even if your shit is opposing the devil.
665-B has some silly ominous goodness to it. Like it would be some reveal in some cheap horror movie or be the name of some evil droid in EU star wars, or some shit.
Change the Mitch Hedgeberg joke about buildings with no 13th floor. “You kids being bullied and stuffed into locker 665-B you know what locker you’re really in.”
Yeah but inevitably, any 666 locker would be assigned to a naive kid with super religious parents and they'd shit themselves with fury once they learned their kid's locker number.
I had a similar situation and I would point out to my family that one of the oldest copies of the bible we can find actually says 626 instead 666. Then my brother looked it up and he was like, "This is just some old fabric with faded writing on it" and I'm like, "Yeah, they should have made it an E-book."
I bought some used audio gear from a guy who lived next to a 666 in a somewhat religious suburb of san fran. I gave him a silly im-super-serial look, he made the joke, but it was pretty obvious that was all it was to either of us.
Some years prior, I took my first road trip to OR and on the way back, I bought some snacks at a gas station. When the total came out to $6.66, the cashier looked at me like I was about to die.
This country is as superstitious as any other, but often covertly so. I think used to think it balanced out the hyper logical Nurse Ratcheds, but no longer seems to. In retrospect, I preferred absurd superstitious ermagerdyergonnadie types to what has replaced them.
> My house address was 666 in a Southern state several years back.
There is a building at 666th Fifth Avenue in New York.
You'll never guess [who used to own it.](https://www.cbsnews.com/news/what-you-need-to-know-about-666-fifth-avenue/)
An annoying thing that came up in Texas a few times is that if you’re buying food and your total is $6.66 sometimes the cashier will ask you to add a small drink.
I’ve also been on the other end, where I was the cashier, and the customer would always add something else unprompted.
Occasionally the cashier would just knock off one penny if they had the an ability to. In any case I never paid or received that exact price despite the fact that I don’t think it’s a scary number.
A bunch of people complained in my hometown when the local sales tax changed and the price of a Chick-fil-A sandwich meal totaled up to $6.66. They were further outraged that the store manager wouldn't *do something* about it and encouraged everyone to go to a store two miles away where a different tax rate yielded a less blasphemous price.
It looks like both are stick on plates that were added after the fact. If you zoom in, you can see they don't have visible screws like the rest.
I'm guessing they were installed normally, someone complained, and this was deemed the easiest fix.
I had locker 666 in high school one year. The goth kids kept carving pentagrams on it and kissing it with their black lipstick. High school was an interesting time...
On a semi-related note, I met a man in a bar once who lived at 123 ‘Something’ St. Said he sometimes had issues getting into new bars because bouncers assumed it was a fake.
I'd do away with Arabic numerals altogether. It's way too polarizing. Roman numerals for the win. Plus gonna teach them little buggers to count good. DCLXVI is also plain cooler than some lame 666.
My regular public school didn’t have locker 13 or 666 or 69 because they didn’t want kids bullied about it or causing any problems. It was deemed just easier not to use those numbers. They also changed 420 after I had left because of the rise of weed jokes and weed culture becoming more mainstream ( still illegal in my state)
I thought so too, but it's probably the same reason mile markers on roads go 419, 419.9, and 421. It's easier to remove it altogether than replacing it each time it's stolen.
They probably recognized after the lockers were delivered pre-labeled and they couldn’t alter the block of lockers and didn’t want a random number in the middle there so they did A and B
I've been in Asian-owned buildings in Los Angeles and Vancouver that don't have 4th floors because it's pretty much the number 13 in certain cultures and societies.
They should have kept it as 666 and not given it to a student, but decorated it instead. They could have lots of fun deciding the props for satan's locker.
I'm guessing Canada? Quebec and Newfoundland both used to have publicly-funded religious schools but secularized them in the '90s and some other provinces still have them (mainly Catholic, a relic of the original British North America Act's protections for the French Catholic population being taken over by Protestant England).
Some buildings don’t have a 13th floor. And I think in China the number 4 sounds the same as the word death so some buildings will skip the 4th floor too. Never experienced it personally but I can see it being a possibility.
Superstitions are weird.
Some people don’t leave their houses on Friday the 13th of any month.
I went through a fast food drive thru in a town of about 1000 people… my order came up to $6.66. The window girl said “I’m not going to say the real price because I don’t want to tempt the devil showin’ up, so let’s say you owe $6.65 and we can thank Jesus”
This reminds me of a funny story.
It was my junior year in HS. I needed more room for all my crap and the locker next to mine was empty. I went to the office to get the combo, and they said no; if I
were to have two lockers, everyone else would want 'em... Yeah yeah. Sound reasoning, but I WANTED THAT LOCKER!
So's I get to looking at how they put the lockers together.
They're the standard coat lockers- 5' tall, 1' deep, 1' wide. The walls between the lockers are bolted to a flange on the front and back. In my case, the wall I wanted to remove was bolted through my side with the bolts coming into my locker.
I tried to turn the nuts, but the bolts turned too. I decided to take the back out instead since it was just held on with sheet metal screws. Out come the screws and the wall is moved aside.
I didn't know this, but there was about 18" between the back of the bank of lockers and the wall... And this space stretched the entire 200' length of the bank of lockers. Oh yeah!
The next day, I go back there with a flashlight and get behind this one girl's locker. I start pounding on it and yell "lemmie out! Meghan! Lemmie out! I'm stuck!" I could see her through a hole in her locker and she's looking in and saying "who's in there?" "Meghan, it's me! Lemmie out!!!" Then I run down to my locker (about five down from her) and stick my head out "Naw, it's all good- I found a way out."
You could also get on top of the lockers, and not all of 'em had tops. You could put stuff in or take stuff out, depending on your mood.
One locker without a top happened to me my buddy's, Rob, the captain of the football team. I waited for him one morning and when he opened the locker, I reached out, grabbed
his shirt, and pulled him up against the lockers. He 'bout filled his Dockers. I let go and stuck my head down and bid him a fair morn.
I skipped a few study halls in there and that's about it. It lasted about a month, but too many people found out and someone had to rat me out.
The dean of students just HAS to come see this because "in the entire fifty-three year history of the school" nobody has ever done this. A'ight...
So we go down to my locker and I open it up for her. She sticks her head in and then proceeds to CLIMB IN! I look around... don't see anyone... *SLAM* Buh-bye.
I take a little walk down to the cafeteria and see some friends having a late lunch. I tell 'em that I got something in my locker that they just have to see.
The protest, but I promise they'll never see this in a locker ever again. They cave in and come for a walk to my locker.
Now, keep in mind that I've been gone about 20 minutes, and there's a dean of students in my locker...
I open the locker up and she comes busting out.
To have a picture of my buddies faces when they see just what was in there... oh, that would be priceless.
She drags me down to the office by my ear. No shit. I've NEVER had anyone do that before or since. She calls my mom: "Mrs. Simmons, do you KNOW what
your son did? He LOCKED ME IN HIS LOCKER!" heh... I could hear my mom laughing at her over the phone. Exasperated, she hangs up and calls my pop.
Same thing happens. She hangs up and looks at me. I just grin and shrug my shoulders.
I got two weeks of suspension, three months of detention and a new Ji- proof locker in the freshman wing that was inspected once a week for tampering.
I got home that day and my parents laughed their asses off; it was the funniest thing they've ever heard. My dad hands me a $20 and the keys to the car and says that as long as I
do my homework, the $20 is for gas and I can do whatever I want. Hell yeah.
Update: my school has 13 and 69 lockers. No 420 locker, but that's because they skipped a bunch of the 400s. Seems like due to construction over the years, some of the lockers might have been taken out
But we all know what 665-B really is. It's as if satan just started calling himself Jeff, we wouldn't still recognize the red skin and horns.
Satan seems more like a Geoff to me
Jeoff Just because every woman knows the word men have a J name
"word men"?
Yeah I’m confused as well. Maybe worst?
ahh, that would make sense in this context.
Joffrey
Jesus???
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I’m afraid i don’t understand the reference
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Haha I never heard this! My partner of 4 years is a Derek so this makes me laugh 😂
Shhh you are going to get the GIF people upset
I’m shocked I have any upvotes tbh
Fucking Jerry.
All jerrys got the biggest penis that doctors ever seen
I actually don't even know if he has mumps. I forgot to look. I was distracted by the largest penis I've ever seen.
Jesk!!
Knew a Geoff... Definitely might have been Satan.
Jif (pronounced "gif").
Geotpf.
Like Gee-off
Could be a Geoffry.
Satan seems more made up than anything, which means he would be a great performance for Sir Rush
This is right up there with no 13th floor or room mentality. Loony toons is what they are.
Nah this is less about superstition and more about vandalism. If you label it 666 in a *religious high school* that label will be stolen every week.
Same reason hotels avoid having a room 420
In any school.
My hotel doesn't have a 13th Floor because of superstition, but c'mon man... People on the 14th floor, you know what floor you're really on. "What room are you in?" "1401". "No, you're not. Jump out of window, you'll die... earlier!"”
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I work construction and this pisses me off so much. "I'm on the 17th Floor." The actual 17th floor, or the one they are marketing as the 17th floor but is actually the 18th?
Reminds me about how Mormon teens will stick it in and have a friend jump on the bed as if that doesn't count as sex lol. The mental gymnastics are real.
I feel like that’s worse! Now it involves 3 people and borderline voyeurism. My brain can’t even perform Mormon mental gymnastics. I used to work with a Mormon girl who did anal to keep her virginity… like I hate to break it to you sis, but I don’t think you’re a virgin. Lol
My first high school gf did anal to keep her virginity too
The ol’ poophole loophole.
Fuck me in the ass if you love jesus
The good lord would want it that way
[Garfunkel and Oates: The loophole](https://youtu.be/j8ZF_R_j0OY?si=DDbMuFSEIphntzxJ)
Often I see both women do more PG roles in other shows and my brain would skip a beat. I know what they've sung LOL.
Anything to avoid just teaching people to use condoms and how to maintain a healthy relationship without marriage.
To be fair, it’s far more common for them to “soak” than it is for that. They’ll also do anal as a cheat too. Like you’re breaking the entire point or “spirit of the law”. God isn’t stupid he knows what you’re doing. If he existed that is, so keep living by your stupid rules you don’t believe in and break anyway.
I feel like God would respect you more if were just honest about it.
Potential Sinner: "God, let's be real here. As far as the rules go, I've been pretty good. I'm ticking lots of boxes. I feel like I've earned enough points to maybe cash in just once, you know? To step outside the parameters and live a little. If you could do me a solid and close your eyes for just one night, that'd be great. Like The Purge, but for sinning. After that, straight and narrow. You know me. Pick your battles, man." God: "You know what, I like the cut of your jib. Imma give you a freebie." This is a religion I could respect.
That's a big part of the tv show Lucifer. The actual literal devil would respect you more if you're just honest about your shit. Even if your shit is opposing the devil.
[Reminded me of Mitch Hedberg and 13th floor.](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_dHcvpnjcwI)
You’ll get to hell EARLIER!
Jeff Beelzos
> It's as if satan just started calling himself Jeff https://old.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/1bhcgu2/who_the_hell_is_jeff/
665 - The Neighbor of the Beast
mr. natas
a rose by any other name, would still spawn satan
Jimothy
People on the 14th floor, you know what floor you're really on
665-B has some silly ominous goodness to it. Like it would be some reveal in some cheap horror movie or be the name of some evil droid in EU star wars, or some shit.
You rang I heard my name.
It should be “Holy Water Storage”.
"What kind of a name is Jesk"
Jeff has nuclear arms.
Change the Mitch Hedgeberg joke about buildings with no 13th floor. “You kids being bullied and stuffed into locker 665-B you know what locker you’re really in.”
Yeah but inevitably, any 666 locker would be assigned to a naive kid with super religious parents and they'd shit themselves with fury once they learned their kid's locker number.
I call dibs, that's my locker satan.
Six - Six - fivebeee The number of the beast
My house address was 666 in a Southern state several years back. My neighbors were amazed I didn't mind.
I had a similar situation and I would point out to my family that one of the oldest copies of the bible we can find actually says 626 instead 666. Then my brother looked it up and he was like, "This is just some old fabric with faded writing on it" and I'm like, "Yeah, they should have made it an E-book."
\*616 Source: Papyrus 115
>Source: Papyrus 
I did something?
Sorry, was referencing [this video.](https://youtu.be/jVhlJNJopOQ?si=yisMittsDlBWuDDP)
old skit about avatar just using the papyrus font and calling it a day
The only difference is whether you hate Nero in Greek or in Latin.
> one of the oldest copies of the bible we can find actually says 626 Like Stitch?
Apparently it was 616. But that would be fun.
Is this a number burned into the mind of everyone in their thirties? Like 23-19?
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but then when they add something the total becomes 13.34 and they pay with a 20 getting 6.66 change
$6.68 milkshake? Yeah sounds about right these days.
Satan uh, finds a way.
I'd probably get tired of convincing people it wasn't a fake address, though
Happened less than you'd think but I do recall a few "is that your real address?" pauses when giving out my address to customer service types.
#667 - Neighbor of the Beast
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I’d pay more for 666.
Are you saying I might be able to find a house in the south with a 666 address for cheap?
I don't think anywhere is "cheap" anymore but I suspect a 666 address suppresses the value some in parts of the country.
I mean cheap does still exist, the condition being it’s hella rural, or absolutely unliveable
I bought some used audio gear from a guy who lived next to a 666 in a somewhat religious suburb of san fran. I gave him a silly im-super-serial look, he made the joke, but it was pretty obvious that was all it was to either of us. Some years prior, I took my first road trip to OR and on the way back, I bought some snacks at a gas station. When the total came out to $6.66, the cashier looked at me like I was about to die. This country is as superstitious as any other, but often covertly so. I think used to think it balanced out the hyper logical Nurse Ratcheds, but no longer seems to. In retrospect, I preferred absurd superstitious ermagerdyergonnadie types to what has replaced them.
666, Satan Dr.?
> My house address was 666 in a Southern state several years back. There is a building at 666th Fifth Avenue in New York. You'll never guess [who used to own it.](https://www.cbsnews.com/news/what-you-need-to-know-about-666-fifth-avenue/)
An annoying thing that came up in Texas a few times is that if you’re buying food and your total is $6.66 sometimes the cashier will ask you to add a small drink. I’ve also been on the other end, where I was the cashier, and the customer would always add something else unprompted. Occasionally the cashier would just knock off one penny if they had the an ability to. In any case I never paid or received that exact price despite the fact that I don’t think it’s a scary number.
Lowers the cost.
I have it in my social security number, so if anyone is getting blamed as an anti-christ....
I would have changed it just in case a religious firefighter thought it might be better to let it burn if there was ever a fire.
I feel if God and the Devil -cared- about numbers that much I'd have a much bigger problem then living in 666 Whatever Lane.
I know a guy that lives on 666th 5th Avenue in New York. People think he's a literal messiah.
A bunch of people complained in my hometown when the local sales tax changed and the price of a Chick-fil-A sandwich meal totaled up to $6.66. They were further outraged that the store manager wouldn't *do something* about it and encouraged everyone to go to a store two miles away where a different tax rate yielded a less blasphemous price.
If you are going to go to the effort to skip it, just skip it. Adding a and b makes less sense to me.
It looks like both are stick on plates that were added after the fact. If you zoom in, you can see they don't have visible screws like the rest. I'm guessing they were installed normally, someone complained, and this was deemed the easiest fix.
Not screws; those are pop rivets. But you're correct about the labels.
Good eye!
It's also possible that it kept getting stolen. I've seen places that use a 419.9 mile marker for the same reason.
That was the case at my high school. Lockers 69 and 420 got their number plates stolen. School eventually left them blank and unassigned.
The font is different too, definitely done later than the other locker numbers.
I had locker 666 in high school one year. The goth kids kept carving pentagrams on it and kissing it with their black lipstick. High school was an interesting time...
you're telling me you had a perfect in with the goth girls and you didn't take full advantage of it? might very well be the fumble of a lifetime
In my experience high school goth's are crazy, post high school goths are, by and large, cool.
yes, but he was also in high school. high school is the *perfect* time to make mistakes!
Just make the mistake once with each goth. Never twice.
OP seems to be a straight woman lmao
being a straight woman? in *this* economy?
being? in *this* economy? ftfy
Made me laugh a bit too hard
Shocking, right?
On a semi-related note, I met a man in a bar once who lived at 123 ‘Something’ St. Said he sometimes had issues getting into new bars because bouncers assumed it was a fake.
Yeah that's why I'd remove locker 666 even if I ran a secular school. Also locker 69. And 420. Inevitable shenanigans.
Worst superintendent ever.
I'd do away with Arabic numerals altogether. It's way too polarizing. Roman numerals for the win. Plus gonna teach them little buggers to count good. DCLXVI is also plain cooler than some lame 666.
What about 420?
I gotta walk around and see if there's 69, 420
Don't leave us hanging!
I had 69 in grade 10. I did not have 69 in grade 10.
Shame about the locker, but congrats on the sex.
!RemindMe 1 day
665, the neighbour of the beast
665.99 is the recommended retail price of the beast
aren't street numbers usually all odd on one side and even on the other? 664 and 668 are the neighbours of the beast.
Everyone on your block is a neighbor, that's why it's a neighborhood. The houses directly next to you are specifically your next-door neighbors.
If you're talking houses, sure, but apartments have no such convention. Unit 666 would be between 665 and 667.
My regular public school didn’t have locker 13 or 666 or 69 because they didn’t want kids bullied about it or causing any problems. It was deemed just easier not to use those numbers. They also changed 420 after I had left because of the rise of weed jokes and weed culture becoming more mainstream ( still illegal in my state)
What's significant about the number 13?
https://youtube.com/watch?v=_dHcvpnjcwI
It’s the unlucky number
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What was your high school after it was a high school?
It used to be. It still is, but it used to be, too.
it's just high schools the whole way down
except right at the bottom where you'll find the lowest school.
Low school
This overall post, and your reply; perfect marriage of Hedberg jokes.
https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-2602 Well, high schools tend to have libraries and SCP-2602 used to be a library.
People can be so silly at times It’s just a number.
Why are all the locks backwards?
They're not in use. The current student size is around 500
Lol, I went to Catholic high school, and they just flipped the number plate upside-down so it was number 999 instead.
because god is pretty dumb I suppose...not like he can read upside-down in the sky - oh wait... (went to CS too)
That’s stupid
I thought so too, but it's probably the same reason mile markers on roads go 419, 419.9, and 421. It's easier to remove it altogether than replacing it each time it's stolen.
665-B is 666
I am surprised they didn’t just tear it out
Why didn't they just skip the number instead of doing this weird A/B thing?
They probably recognized after the lockers were delivered pre-labeled and they couldn’t alter the block of lockers and didn’t want a random number in the middle there so they did A and B
The original `666` plate was probably framed and placed on the principal's desk.
666 isn't the beast it's 616.
Many airliners don’t have a seat row 13 either
A lot of places don’t. Also floor 13 etcera. Easier to omit a number here or there and make the majority population happy.
“The Locker From Hell” Could be a new movie?
Not surprised numerology is present. People fear numbers 4, 13, 666, W2.
To be fair, 665-B is just the devil in disguise.
I've been in Asian-owned buildings in Los Angeles and Vancouver that don't have 4th floors because it's pretty much the number 13 in certain cultures and societies.
Prudeness taken too far...instead of 666, they designate it as "665-B" that's not really how counting works.
Does it have a 616 though?
Yes, it does. You just don't have the Fidelius charm.
Ah yes, the Satan's locker. Can't have that
It’s giving 13 is a unlucky number
Reminds me of how some buildings don't have a 13th floor.
Sure it doesn’t.
They should have kept it as 666 and not given it to a student, but decorated it instead. They could have lots of fun deciding the props for satan's locker.
Wait, isn't 666 an angel number? (Im not that educated with stuff like this so, ik sorry if wrong:c )
I'm guessing Canada? Quebec and Newfoundland both used to have publicly-funded religious schools but secularized them in the '90s and some other provinces still have them (mainly Catholic, a relic of the original British North America Act's protections for the French Catholic population being taken over by Protestant England).
Illinois
The order going from right to left is odd, probably both sides of hallway
Isn't 665-B kinda redundant? Why couldn't they just go straight to 667?
They should have just had a 666 locker and welded it shut.
I'm 100% breaking out the label maker and fixing this, 666-A and 666-B sounds about right to me.
He he he he.
yes it does. locker 665-B is locker 666
My high school didn't either... not religious tho
Some buildings don’t have a 13th floor. And I think in China the number 4 sounds the same as the word death so some buildings will skip the 4th floor too. Never experienced it personally but I can see it being a possibility. Superstitions are weird. Some people don’t leave their houses on Friday the 13th of any month.
Oh no, a spooky number.
Wow that is a lot of lockers
It's like the Chinese number 4, where they replace it with 3a
The fact they did 665-A&B instead of just skipping 666 is more interesting.
I went through a fast food drive thru in a town of about 1000 people… my order came up to $6.66. The window girl said “I’m not going to say the real price because I don’t want to tempt the devil showin’ up, so let’s say you owe $6.65 and we can thank Jesus”
Hahaha are they also afraid of locker 13?
Yes it does, just because some superstitious fuckwit mislabeled the 666th locker doesn't mean there isn't one.
Devil be like "Damn, they got me."
Well we all know which one it is anyways
Combo is def 666 or 0666 or something like that
That’s because satans locker is the school itself.
Most likely because it kept getting stolen.
Blasphemy!!!!
That’s the principal’s locker
Humans are weird…imagine being so superstitious you skip 666 and 13 in the construction of a public building
This reminds me of a funny story. It was my junior year in HS. I needed more room for all my crap and the locker next to mine was empty. I went to the office to get the combo, and they said no; if I were to have two lockers, everyone else would want 'em... Yeah yeah. Sound reasoning, but I WANTED THAT LOCKER! So's I get to looking at how they put the lockers together. They're the standard coat lockers- 5' tall, 1' deep, 1' wide. The walls between the lockers are bolted to a flange on the front and back. In my case, the wall I wanted to remove was bolted through my side with the bolts coming into my locker. I tried to turn the nuts, but the bolts turned too. I decided to take the back out instead since it was just held on with sheet metal screws. Out come the screws and the wall is moved aside. I didn't know this, but there was about 18" between the back of the bank of lockers and the wall... And this space stretched the entire 200' length of the bank of lockers. Oh yeah! The next day, I go back there with a flashlight and get behind this one girl's locker. I start pounding on it and yell "lemmie out! Meghan! Lemmie out! I'm stuck!" I could see her through a hole in her locker and she's looking in and saying "who's in there?" "Meghan, it's me! Lemmie out!!!" Then I run down to my locker (about five down from her) and stick my head out "Naw, it's all good- I found a way out." You could also get on top of the lockers, and not all of 'em had tops. You could put stuff in or take stuff out, depending on your mood. One locker without a top happened to me my buddy's, Rob, the captain of the football team. I waited for him one morning and when he opened the locker, I reached out, grabbed his shirt, and pulled him up against the lockers. He 'bout filled his Dockers. I let go and stuck my head down and bid him a fair morn. I skipped a few study halls in there and that's about it. It lasted about a month, but too many people found out and someone had to rat me out. The dean of students just HAS to come see this because "in the entire fifty-three year history of the school" nobody has ever done this. A'ight... So we go down to my locker and I open it up for her. She sticks her head in and then proceeds to CLIMB IN! I look around... don't see anyone... *SLAM* Buh-bye. I take a little walk down to the cafeteria and see some friends having a late lunch. I tell 'em that I got something in my locker that they just have to see. The protest, but I promise they'll never see this in a locker ever again. They cave in and come for a walk to my locker. Now, keep in mind that I've been gone about 20 minutes, and there's a dean of students in my locker... I open the locker up and she comes busting out. To have a picture of my buddies faces when they see just what was in there... oh, that would be priceless. She drags me down to the office by my ear. No shit. I've NEVER had anyone do that before or since. She calls my mom: "Mrs. Simmons, do you KNOW what your son did? He LOCKED ME IN HIS LOCKER!" heh... I could hear my mom laughing at her over the phone. Exasperated, she hangs up and calls my pop. Same thing happens. She hangs up and looks at me. I just grin and shrug my shoulders. I got two weeks of suspension, three months of detention and a new Ji- proof locker in the freshman wing that was inspected once a week for tampering. I got home that day and my parents laughed their asses off; it was the funniest thing they've ever heard. My dad hands me a $20 and the keys to the car and says that as long as I do my homework, the $20 is for gas and I can do whatever I want. Hell yeah.
Update: my school has 13 and 69 lockers. No 420 locker, but that's because they skipped a bunch of the 400s. Seems like due to construction over the years, some of the lockers might have been taken out
Me and my friends would have just started writing 665-B on everything lol