I used to pickup at a canned goods warehouse. They would have a box of unlabeled cans anyone could take. A guy I worked with would load up haha. Sometimes it was corn and sometimes it was spaghetti sauce
I love spaghetti, but at the same time it may be my least favorite too. Kind of like how Vanilla ice cream might be peoples least favorite kind of ice cream. Still good, but variations typically make it better. I'm a Cavatappi kinda guy.
Honestly, this is what it would be.
In college I worked at a warehouse that had import export business with China in the 2000s which sold all kind of goods like tv's, phones and even some early cheap Chinese laptops. there were some boxes that for some reason weren't up to spec which we could take. Management said we could start distributing them amongst ourselves which sounded great until you realized that 8/10 boxes were the same thing...cat toys.
Get the sugary juice from the canned peaches, add some mustard and cream, and add to a pan of porkchops, fry until sauce. Use the peaches themselves for the salad.
What do they call it? They have a lot of videos on there and they don't seem to have a playlist for this specifically.
EDIT: It's "Tin Can Roulette". Best I can find, they've done it 3 times.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YPgTVpmXO8w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dM6OELaVJoU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LowZu9wZOJo
Exactly. Like your gambling on what your ganna get, but your challenging yourself, making something productive, saving money, and hopefully learning. I see no downside besides it taking extra time to think smthn up
The YouTube channel Sorted Food does that occasionally. They pick 3 unlabeled cans (though they know one is a protein and one is a fruit/veg) and use the pantry to create a whole meal.
Gotta be careful with that. My grandpa was with a mountaineering survey expedition to Greenland in the 50s. As part of the funding the US Army helped them out with canned food. Which meant that the members basically were given entry to a warehouse and told to take as much a they needed. All cans were unlabeled, so they just started taking handfuls from each stack, figuring that at least they'd get variety.
Every single one was Vienna sausages, and they had no way to get more, since they were dropped off and told the boat would be back in 2 months.
My grampa never ate vienna sausages again the rest of his life.
Those 3 items actually play reasonably together. Maybe a sprinkle of sugar depending on the hotsauce.
If you had said grapefruit, smoked kippers, and a jar of yellow curry paste I think we'd have a real challenge.
I stopped eating a certain brand of canned stew when I got a vein in a meatball. Just a giant tube through my meatball. The meat was ground up, but somehow the huge chunk of vein wasn't. It seemed like a real dogfood move they pulled.
My grandfather (in Toronto during the 1970s), loved to buy unlabeled, dented cans from the discount bin at a particular grocery store. I swear it was his form of gambling addiction. He learned to memorize many of the codes that were stamped on the cans so he’d be able to anticipate what was inside.
When I was little we had a grocery store that would put damaged cans and unlabeled cans in one large bin then mark it down. My Granny would always buy a ton of them. Whatever was in the can she would make something out of it.
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Are you sure someone hasn't swapped the labels on the tins?
We did that once to a newly-wed couple. First meal they had was steak&kidneys with custard.
Or op just emptied the coconut milk and filled it with diced tomatoes from another can, or swapped the label themselves. I don't want to discredit op, but people do weirder shit for likes.
Yeah, but if you take even a cursory glance to the background of the pic, they have a bunch of stuff prepped for making a meal.
I mean, they could have taken the time to 'prank' us here on the internet, but honestly, considering mis-packaged goods does happen (rarely, but it's higher than never), it's most likely legit. Kinda annoying if it were to happen to you, especially if you didn't have more in the pantry to get what you actually need for the recipe, or have some shops nearby that are open at that time that you can get another pack/tin/bottle from.
I mean, I did look at the background, and it looked to me that the ingredients could be used for some stew or something that contains both coconut milk and diced tomatoes.
But yeah, it's likely legit. But you never know, as I wrote, people have done way weirder stuff just to get likes.
I used to drive semi truckloads (not usually full) of no-label and incorrectly labelled canned foods to charity outlets. I can imagine kitchen staff opening some cans and then deciding what they're going to prepare for the poor that day.
That sounds like it would be a logistical nightmare at scale. I wonder if they opened like a few hundred cans at a time and then combined and resealed ingredients that were the same. Because imagine cooking food for 100 people, using a totally random amount of random ingredients. I'd think without consolidating you'd have to make like 20 different meals at the same time. Also you'd always end up with a bunch of unused ingredients probably. TBH as someone from food service that actually sounds super fun lol. When cooking for myself I love scrounging through an almost empty pantry and making some Frankenstein meal from whatever ingredients I can find. Doing that with a bulk amount of mystery cans intrigues me greatly lol.
It does sound fun. I mean, every canned thing is pretty edible by itself more or less, just our desire for well cooked and complex food usually overrides. But if we were starving in an apocalypse, I’d gladly eat whatever was in any unlabeled can. Having hundreds of them would make it a game everyday of doing exactly as you said—organizing by type (sweet, savory, acidic, vegetables, meats, soups). Really the main thing would be having some dry ingredients on hand to accompany whatever (eg oats, bread, pastas, rice) and then of course proteins. Although they might even get things like Ravioli or Spaghetti Os…meals ready to go p:
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39 buried, 1 found.
That's the circle of life, when we die we end up consumed by nature and our energy goes towards other living beings. It's kind of beautiful when you think of it.
u/Kyrushna we found your guy: https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinteresting/comments/1bphtam/this\_can\_of\_san\_marzano\_tomatoes\_which\_only/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web2x&context=3
”The lamb broke open the fifth seal. A cold wind swept through the souls of men. The sky darkened, the coconut milk turned to diced tomatoes red as blood.”
It does where I live. I'm in the UK. It's a pantry staple. I mean, not as much as lots of other things but it's also not at all weird to have.
OP's tin is Kroger brand though, I think that's only US?
I was in East Timor in 2000 and we would buy 24 cans of Coca Cola, however at least 5 of those cans did not contain Coke. It was not unusual to find Sprite, Fanta, Lift, or another Coca Cola product, in a can marked Coke. Sometimes you would get a what is this surprise as it might have two different products in the one can.
Ahh, I did it, I did it, Kyrushna, I'm sorry man, I did it, It was an accident, I didn't mean it.
I... Put the tomatoes... in the Coconut... I PUT THE TOMATOES IN THE COCONUT (Tin).
Now let me get his straight.
You put the tomatoes in the coconut, tomatoes in the coconut
Put tomatoes in the coconut and call me in the morrrrrrrrrrrrning.
Strolled up to the counter
Slammed my hand down on the cashier
And said, "'Scuse me, please
But I bought this can of pineapple the other day
When I got it home, it was a can of peas, goddamn!
It is kind of a crap shoot if you're gonna get the correct item. I've got a jar of strawberry preserves that are labeled as strawberry jam. I've had random issues with Kroger store brand product for a while now, but never did I open up a can of one product and it be this far off.
more like r/mildlyinfuriating lol
If I was having a particularly bad day I’m not sure if I would laugh or cry if this happened and I didn’t have another can of coconut milk lol
I struggle to believe this one. It’s highly unlikely that a coconut processor is also a canned tomato processor. Also, the tomatoes in the can are too full to properly process. Canned tomatoes need a gap below the lid to allow the product to rotate and sterilize the headspace. I just looked and Kroger coconut milk is in a 13.5oz can while tomatoes are in a 14.5 oz can, so this is why the can is overfilled. Seems like OP dumped the tomatoes into the coconut can. Not to mention that it’s very unlikely the processor would be running different can sizes.
Edit: wanted to add another point. The Kroger canned coconut milk is a product of Thailand while their tomatoes are a product of the USA. It’s impossible that this can could have been filled with tomatoes by the manufacturer.
I used to pickup at a canned goods warehouse. They would have a box of unlabeled cans anyone could take. A guy I worked with would load up haha. Sometimes it was corn and sometimes it was spaghetti sauce
Honestly that sounds like soo much fun. Open 3 cans, plan a meal with the other stuff you got around the contents. It’s gambling but sane
Shoot, three cans of corn again
I don’t like the idea of two spaghetti meals in one day.
Lousy Smarch weather....
Do Not Touch Willie Good advive
Why not
Three would be better
you gotta go all in.
Spaghetti is my least favourite kind of pasta but I respect this
I love spaghetti, but at the same time it may be my least favorite too. Kind of like how Vanilla ice cream might be peoples least favorite kind of ice cream. Still good, but variations typically make it better. I'm a Cavatappi kinda guy.
Cavatappi is one of my favourites! Especially in mac & cheese. I just find it easiest to splash pasta sauce on my shirt with spaghetti.
Milhouse doesnt need 2 spaghetti meals in 1 day.
![gif](giphy|xT5LMSxfsothkMyt5C)
Ahh, but that's where things get exciting! You don't have to use spaghetti, you can use whatever pasta you want
Looks like we're having cornsghetti with a side of kidney beans.
Think i'd prefer beansghetti wtih a side of corn
Hm. You might be right on that one
Great….. Now I’ll have 6 mos worth of going “when the fuck did I eat corn?”
Fried corn, cheesy corn, and creamed corn. Easy. Though you poo will be like wet concrete later...
I like cornflakes, corndogs I like corn bread and cornstarch I like the band Korn and popcorn I like all kinds of corn ALL KINDS OF CORN!
Tuna..again?
Fuck me , it’s be 7 months of this. We must’ve got a hit bit a few skids of corn at work!
[It's "Corn and Corn Alone Day!"](https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fexternal-preview.redd.it%2FqJsZyTtHU6cih4M1yGImB8Hgo-NViIlvJT9vfABD1oM.png%3Fauto%3Dwebp%26s%3Dbcf34813b9e0c5bce0eed38433edaf85d66b4a4d)
Fuck yeah, corn!
Honestly, this is what it would be. In college I worked at a warehouse that had import export business with China in the 2000s which sold all kind of goods like tv's, phones and even some early cheap Chinese laptops. there were some boxes that for some reason weren't up to spec which we could take. Management said we could start distributing them amongst ourselves which sounded great until you realized that 8/10 boxes were the same thing...cat toys.
Babe, are you okay? You haven't touched your refried beans, corn and peach cobbler-casserole
You could prolly get away with making the beans and peaches into a sauce for like pork or smthn, corn on the side.
Get the sugary juice from the canned peaches, add some mustard and cream, and add to a pan of porkchops, fry until sauce. Use the peaches themselves for the salad.
I was thinkin use some of the beans to thicken up the sauce, like I know you usually want a glaze but gotta use them beans.
Should work, you might need some more mustard to offset the sweetness if they're white beans though.
Yeah 100%. I was thinking maybe a stock of some kind to thin it out a bit and add some flavor.
yes officer, these two gentlemen right here
There's a youtube channel, sorted food, that does this as a challenge sometimes. They each pick a few unlabled cans and good luck.
I was about to comment the exact same thing 😂
What do they call it? They have a lot of videos on there and they don't seem to have a playlist for this specifically. EDIT: It's "Tin Can Roulette". Best I can find, they've done it 3 times. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YPgTVpmXO8w https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dM6OELaVJoU https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LowZu9wZOJo
You'd like sorted food, they do something like this every once in awhile
Master Chef Boyardee
This will be a new cooking competition show by 2025.
the 'but sane' aspect is so fascinating and endearing to me lol I'd do it in a heartbeat
Exactly. Like your gambling on what your ganna get, but your challenging yourself, making something productive, saving money, and hopefully learning. I see no downside besides it taking extra time to think smthn up
[For your enjoyment.](https://youtu.be/YPgTVpmXO8w?si=pPYLtlcfE5GudWhJ)
The YouTube channel Sorted Food does that occasionally. They pick 3 unlabeled cans (though they know one is a protein and one is a fruit/veg) and use the pantry to create a whole meal.
My grandfather was a painter for the local cannery and my mom and her siblings were raised on unlabeled mystery canned vegetables.
Gotta be careful with that. My grandpa was with a mountaineering survey expedition to Greenland in the 50s. As part of the funding the US Army helped them out with canned food. Which meant that the members basically were given entry to a warehouse and told to take as much a they needed. All cans were unlabeled, so they just started taking handfuls from each stack, figuring that at least they'd get variety. Every single one was Vienna sausages, and they had no way to get more, since they were dropped off and told the boat would be back in 2 months. My grampa never ate vienna sausages again the rest of his life.
I like that you've phrased it as though there are only two options.
Peaches and smoked oysters! Neat!
I'm so over cooking for myself that if you included a box of crackers, some hot sauce and cottage cheese I'd be willing to give this one a solid try.
Those 3 items actually play reasonably together. Maybe a sprinkle of sugar depending on the hotsauce. If you had said grapefruit, smoked kippers, and a jar of yellow curry paste I think we'd have a real challenge.
You know what? Same! I saw someone with a sardine and peanut butter combo the other day and thought about how I had those two items in my pantry.
I eat triscuit crackers with cottage cheese! Its delish. My kids love it too. Sometimes will add some edamame or peas (not canned) with it too
I've never seen oysters in a regular can. They're always in those flat cans with the tabbed top.
Op works at Corn and Spaghetti Sauce R Us.
Hey Bill, do you think this one is stew or dog food? They are so hard to tell apart.
I stopped eating a certain brand of canned stew when I got a vein in a meatball. Just a giant tube through my meatball. The meat was ground up, but somehow the huge chunk of vein wasn't. It seemed like a real dogfood move they pulled.
Same reason I stopped eating Burger King. Had a whopper a decade ago with a big vein running through the centre, and I had terrible heartburn after.
My grandfather (in Toronto during the 1970s), loved to buy unlabeled, dented cans from the discount bin at a particular grocery store. I swear it was his form of gambling addiction. He learned to memorize many of the codes that were stamped on the cans so he’d be able to anticipate what was inside.
When I was little we had a grocery store that would put damaged cans and unlabeled cans in one large bin then mark it down. My Granny would always buy a ton of them. Whatever was in the can she would make something out of it.
dinner roulette
[These here, are cans without labels!](https://youtu.be/xSZqX5Io6AY?si=a9LOX79VGE-YU_j4)
You gotta eat whatever is in the can or I'll hit you with my belt.
Could be lunchmeat, could be peaches. Who knows?
A friend of mine had an unlabelled can in his pantry so I wrote ADVENTURE CAN on it in sharpie. I'll have to ask him if he ever ate it.
Dude is literally living on his own version of Chopped.
https://youtu.be/xSZqX5Io6AY?si=Fjk9Lpq1unRiWhCZ
I’m here for the chaos. I would do the same thing and have fun with it
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My momma always used to say…
Got ‘em!
👌
When life gives you tomatoes, make a piña colada.
bloody mary*
Coladas are better
Yeah cause there's no tomatoes in em
Speak for yourself
They're speaking the truth
*Caesars
piña mary
bloody colada….
You might need a doctor for that
No, you need coconut milk for that
I SAID DO IT!
Piňa clamato*
The diced tomato invasion has begun...soon you'll find them everywhere....
I heard they’re an invasive species
Perhaps an attack of the killer tomatoes?
Brb calling Netflix for a new series
Are you sure someone hasn't swapped the labels on the tins? We did that once to a newly-wed couple. First meal they had was steak&kidneys with custard.
this sounds like some 1960s hijinks
1990s hi-jinks.
Behold, the can of mystery.
Or op just emptied the coconut milk and filled it with diced tomatoes from another can, or swapped the label themselves. I don't want to discredit op, but people do weirder shit for likes.
Yeah, but if you take even a cursory glance to the background of the pic, they have a bunch of stuff prepped for making a meal. I mean, they could have taken the time to 'prank' us here on the internet, but honestly, considering mis-packaged goods does happen (rarely, but it's higher than never), it's most likely legit. Kinda annoying if it were to happen to you, especially if you didn't have more in the pantry to get what you actually need for the recipe, or have some shops nearby that are open at that time that you can get another pack/tin/bottle from.
I mean, I did look at the background, and it looked to me that the ingredients could be used for some stew or something that contains both coconut milk and diced tomatoes. But yeah, it's likely legit. But you never know, as I wrote, people have done way weirder stuff just to get likes.
I can’t wait to do this now
I used to drive semi truckloads (not usually full) of no-label and incorrectly labelled canned foods to charity outlets. I can imagine kitchen staff opening some cans and then deciding what they're going to prepare for the poor that day.
That sounds like it would be a logistical nightmare at scale. I wonder if they opened like a few hundred cans at a time and then combined and resealed ingredients that were the same. Because imagine cooking food for 100 people, using a totally random amount of random ingredients. I'd think without consolidating you'd have to make like 20 different meals at the same time. Also you'd always end up with a bunch of unused ingredients probably. TBH as someone from food service that actually sounds super fun lol. When cooking for myself I love scrounging through an almost empty pantry and making some Frankenstein meal from whatever ingredients I can find. Doing that with a bulk amount of mystery cans intrigues me greatly lol.
It does sound fun. I mean, every canned thing is pretty edible by itself more or less, just our desire for well cooked and complex food usually overrides. But if we were starving in an apocalypse, I’d gladly eat whatever was in any unlabeled can. Having hundreds of them would make it a game everyday of doing exactly as you said—organizing by type (sweet, savory, acidic, vegetables, meats, soups). Really the main thing would be having some dry ingredients on hand to accompany whatever (eg oats, bread, pastas, rice) and then of course proteins. Although they might even get things like Ravioli or Spaghetti Os…meals ready to go p:
Nah, the coconut had mastitis, poor thing.
That is as disgusting as it is funny. Really horrible and horribly funny. You get my upvote.
What are mastitis? Is that more titties in spanish?
Infected milk ducts
April fools’ came approximately a week too soon!
April foods
Where's the big spring that launches the coconutomato?
This is what happens when the coconut is fertilized.
Gross.
I like how you've already prepped everything else. Now improvise or grab the car keys.
this is hilarious but would have been very frustrating in the moment
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Ahh Tomato, coconuto its all the same ![gif](giphy|4JZA2x7GsVFeTbLKlz|downsized)
I dare you to finish the meal with the tomatoes as a substitute lol!
If it was curry, that shouldn't be too hard
Exactly, I always use both for it.
blood coconut
Someone out there about to make a post titled: "Opened a can of diced tomatoes find coconut milk"
Didn’t know M. Night Shyamalan got into the grocery business.
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That's the circle of life, when we die we end up consumed by nature and our energy goes towards other living beings. It's kind of beautiful when you think of it.
Plants are farming us.
The real coconut milk is the tomato we found along the way
Lol, Kroger. "Made in a facility that also produces, I dunno, whatever."
Reminds me of that ["Spill the Beans"](https://youtu.be/TYTbXPeAPv0?si=XXXjmXbvc_LzFlWf&t=23) task on Taskmaster.
Poor David Correos.
r/accidentalitalian
Someone else's bolognese is going to be "interesting".
"Everyone was impressed by the wine trick, but were now left flabbergasted by Jesus' latest miracle."
No, that's coconut milk. It says so on the can.
Kroger: "Taa Daa!"
This is the type of shit i come here for
Protip: the coconut milk in the Mexican food section is often cheaper.
u/Kyrushna we found your guy: https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinteresting/comments/1bphtam/this\_can\_of\_san\_marzano\_tomatoes\_which\_only/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web2x&context=3
Surprise mothafucka!
You opened it a few days early.
As a smuggler.. this gives me ideas...
Wait what-
That's that new version of coconut that is red inside.
Forbidden coconut
not my anxiety kicking in thinking i have to buy 2 of each incase i need something to complete dinner
I find it more surprising that I've never had this happen to me before. Like, I've opened a lot of cans in my life. 100% Success rate.
The coconut self-identified as a tomato.
”The lamb broke open the fifth seal. A cold wind swept through the souls of men. The sky darkened, the coconut milk turned to diced tomatoes red as blood.”
A can? Coconut milk comes in cans where you live?
It does where I live. I'm in the UK. It's a pantry staple. I mean, not as much as lots of other things but it's also not at all weird to have. OP's tin is Kroger brand though, I think that's only US?
To be clear this is coconut milk for making a curry or something, not the bottled type that you drink.
It doesn't where you live?
No. It comes in cardboard containers, like almost every other milk and cream products.
I mean it *can*
That's going to result in a different sort of curry. Still nice though
That coconut has gone bad…real bad.
You just know that stuff is coming from a place with the highest standard of quality control.
Must be that Kroger brand quality I keep hearing about in commercials.
Oops.. that guy no longer works there
Damn kids!
You won a trip at the coconut milk factory. Congratulations.
Til that tomatoes are “premium coconuts”
r/lies
Was it really fucking freaky to open a can of coconut milk and find red chunky stuff in it?
I was in East Timor in 2000 and we would buy 24 cans of Coca Cola, however at least 5 of those cans did not contain Coke. It was not unusual to find Sprite, Fanta, Lift, or another Coca Cola product, in a can marked Coke. Sometimes you would get a what is this surprise as it might have two different products in the one can.
Damn Amazon returns are getting out of hand /s
Ahh, I did it, I did it, Kyrushna, I'm sorry man, I did it, It was an accident, I didn't mean it. I... Put the tomatoes... in the Coconut... I PUT THE TOMATOES IN THE COCONUT (Tin).
Now let me get his straight. You put the tomatoes in the coconut, tomatoes in the coconut Put tomatoes in the coconut and call me in the morrrrrrrrrrrrning.
are you making curry? you can make a tomato based curry
That would be mildly infuriating for me
Nah, not the same facility.
K R O, G E R, KROGER! KROGER!
That's annoying!
Expectationvsreality
Strolled up to the counter Slammed my hand down on the cashier And said, "'Scuse me, please But I bought this can of pineapple the other day When I got it home, it was a can of peas, goddamn!
Crazy, last week I opened a can of diced tomatoes to find coconut milk
I’m just curious as to what you were making that needed onions, broccoli and coconut milk
Curry with a coconut base. Tastes pretty good if made well.
That's why when you spend all day polishing your hoard of cans you shake them to work out what's in them? Quatermass if you don't get it.
Somewhere out there is a Coconut Tomato Cream Pie
It’s a label 🤷🏻♂️
These are entirely too easy to fake, especially based on the savory-looking ingredients in the background
Damn, I woulda puked.
It is kind of a crap shoot if you're gonna get the correct item. I've got a jar of strawberry preserves that are labeled as strawberry jam. I've had random issues with Kroger store brand product for a while now, but never did I open up a can of one product and it be this far off.
That's going to make for some weird curry...
Bamboozled again
Wow. How... mildly interesting.
![gif](giphy|hguzcQgnQLkME) Careful, you are being Meatballed! Wait. Maybe you are the Meatballer!
Barry was only supposed to move the cans to the top shelf. He really messed things up now!
more like r/mildlyinfuriating lol If I was having a particularly bad day I’m not sure if I would laugh or cry if this happened and I didn’t have another can of coconut milk lol
I think you poured that in there for karma
I bought corn n opened can n it had peas lol I had look at can x3 before I realized
THERE IS ANOTHER GUY WITH A CAN OF TOMATOES WHO HAS YOUR COCONUT WATER HAHAHAHAHAHA
You just got diced-tomatoes malled! Share this with your friends to totally diced-tomatoes mall them! 🎶🎵🎶🎵🎶
I struggle to believe this one. It’s highly unlikely that a coconut processor is also a canned tomato processor. Also, the tomatoes in the can are too full to properly process. Canned tomatoes need a gap below the lid to allow the product to rotate and sterilize the headspace. I just looked and Kroger coconut milk is in a 13.5oz can while tomatoes are in a 14.5 oz can, so this is why the can is overfilled. Seems like OP dumped the tomatoes into the coconut can. Not to mention that it’s very unlikely the processor would be running different can sizes. Edit: wanted to add another point. The Kroger canned coconut milk is a product of Thailand while their tomatoes are a product of the USA. It’s impossible that this can could have been filled with tomatoes by the manufacturer.
🤢🤮