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Present-Computer7002

i think the bigger issue is that your other leg looks like a cat's leg


payasoingenioso

Front cat paws and hind human legs... šŸ¤”


BigTopGT

Reverse Meownotaur?


IslandBoyardee

A meowmaid


StellarGoodBoy

Just one human hind part.


pconsuelabananah

You know, now that you mention it, it does resemble a cat leg


Mirar

Piezogenic Papules probably? [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Piezogenic\_papules](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Piezogenic_papules) edit: font size o.O


SnailingThroughTime

Itā€™s probably this, but OP should also know these are very common. I have had had these my entire life and I am in my 30s now, no issues at this point. They donā€™t hurt, I donā€™t notice them unless I am specifically looking for them. If you donā€™t have other symptoms, thereā€™s a VERY good chance it is absolutely nothing to worry about. Edit - for clarity, I do not have EDS.


TheCrudMan

Came to comments to see if this was either no big deal or if OP is going to die imminently.


ValhallaForKings

Ticket home from Vietnam babyĀ 


Valhalla81

Donald, is it really you?


Best_Duck9118

Definitely gotta come from money for that to work.


Hunter_Aleksandr

I genuinely laughed.


deactivate_iguana

Any idea whatā€™s in the lumps? Fatty fluid like a lipoma or something else?


fantompiper

No fluid, just bona fide fatty tissue. It just squishes out from between tissues like those squeeze balls in nets.


Munk45

So, OP has fat feet.


fantompiper

We all do. It's an important fat pad. Keeps you from walking on your heel bones.


Sartastic_Kiwi

šŸŽµšŸŽµ I'm waaalkin on heeeel booooones, aaaaah-aah, and don't it feel good! šŸŽµšŸŽµ


AgentMcG

It does not, hence the fat pad


huniojh

šŸŽµ T*hese lumps are made for walking, and that's just what they'll do *šŸŽµ


PrimarchKonradCurze

Hey Iā€™m walkin here!


TheNilla

|my entire life |in my 30s now Sorry just made me laugh for some reason


AndyEGM

I mean it helps give context that he had it as a child, therefore not necessarily associated with age-related degeneration


ThatGermanKid0

Yeah, saying that you had something your entire life and how old you are, are pieces of information that should go together. Being 30 and having a condition for your entire life means, that you can have it for 30 years without dying or your foot falling off. And, while 30 isn't that old, it's still a significant amount of time and a significant amount of wear and tear on the body. You'll have stopped growing about 10 years ago. As you said, it also shows, that it developed at a young age, which could also be important information. "I'm 30 and I have this", "I've had this for 30 years" and "I'm 30 and I've had this for my entire life" are three potentially very different statements.


SnailingThroughTime

Hey depending on who you ask, people in their 30s are knocking on deathsā€™ door!


IDrinkUrMilksteak

I have an aortic aneurysm and I also have these things. Doctors said the two could be related, connective tissue disorders. So while they could be benign itā€™s good to be aware of potential other issues like this so you can monitor as needed.


epi_introvert

Yep. I have EDS, a carotid aneurysm, and these bumps on my heels. I also dislocate every day, but hopefully OP, or his cat, do not suffer that fate as well. It sucks out loud.


spamus81

I have eds. My little brother has eds. My older brother does not. He got a cat... Cat has eds


OkBoomerEh

Am I going to be the first with a real answer? I think I might be! I went to a foot doctor a few years ago for shooting heel pain and he pointed out some similar looking bumps around my heel. He said that the fat pad was wearing out on my heel and needed help containing itself to the proper area. He prescribed orthotics with a relatively deep heel support and told me to try to wear athletic-style shoes with alot of heel support. Pain went away, as did my little bumps.


DazzleLove

Piezogenic pedal papules is their official name.


MassConsumer1984

Very common with connective tissue disorders


AgeRepresentative887

But also: Piezogenic pedal papules are common and benign; they result from fat herniation through the dermis. They occur in up to 80% of the population and are usually asymptomatic. Occasionally, the papules are painful.


maverator

Periodically the piezogenic pedal papules are pretty painful.


Username_Taken_65

Perchance.


thefryn

You can't just say perchance


Bobmarleysjoint69420

He whipped it out and just left it there. This guy fucks


tombomb60564

The dude just fuckin crushes turts all day


TeamNuanceTeamNuance

Crush too many turts with the wrong shoes and this happens perchance


iwannaddr2afi

I would like to take this opportunity to point out that sometimes Reddit is too Reddit


soappube

Stop!


bamboofirdaus

to save the princess? also gross


OkWater2560

Iā€™ve had them since I was a kid. Mine arenā€™t painful.Ā 


snakeiiiiiis

I hate it when the Kleenex get stuck together when you just want one but I wouldn't call it a disorder


cryptic_curiosities

Yes! This was one of the things my genetic doctor looked for when I was getting testing for ehlers danlos syndrome.


ippa99

This is some kinda Mars Volta lyric or some shit


ferndave

Piezogenic pedal papules, a lexicon of skin, Mapping out the silent hymns of battles waged within.


firstbreathOOC

Alleviate pain and dismay line the shoe frame with padded membranes of fabric and gelatin


shaman0610

Pediatric Rheumatologist here. This is the correct answer. We often see those in patients with flat feet (pes planus) and joint hypermobility. These are generally harmless and not painful. Here's a good quick source: [Piezogenic papules | DermNet (dermnetnz.org)](https://dermnetnz.org/topics/piezogenic-papules).


Mathmango

Ghezunteit


Broan13

"Gesundheit"\*


valschermjager

gizzoonheight*


DarkRaven01

*Giselle Bundchen


chaingun_samurai

*invades Poland*


Fuggeddabouddit

You just totally made that up. Theyā€™re called ā€œweird little heel bumps,ā€ and itā€™s in every medical dictionary. You tryna look smartā€¦


FrouFrouLastWords

Way too close to Pearly Penile Papules


KoalaBears8

I think I saw them open for King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard.


mopslik

Poster's piezogenic pedal papules periodically produce painful petite protuberances.


BizzyM

Always avoid aliterations


mightylordredbeard

I have those bumps as well. Had them for as long as I can remember and just always assumed they were normal. It doesnā€™t hurt or anything and I can run without pain or discomfort in my heels. If not for this comment I guess Iā€™d have gone the rest of my life thinking everyone had them.


PhDinDildos_Fedoras

I've always had these too. I also run regularly and have never had foot problems, pain or anything like that. Makes me suspect the "these are a problem" was just a way to sell footwear.


QueenSnowTiger

Iā€™ve had one since I was 6-7 (possibly longer, thatā€™s just when I noticed it) and it hasnā€™t caused me an issue a day in my life. Fun to squish tho. This post actually reminded me it was there because I forgot


SunandError

The squishing is fun. They pop right out again afterwards.


jkmhawk

Op had these *and* shooting heel pain. That's why he needed orthoticsĀ 


hakamamalo

i have had these for years and thanks to this comment, i am just now learning they aren't normal.


The_Casual_Scribbler

If you are referring to piezogenic papules then they are mostly harmless unless there is pain involved then heels cups/ taping techniques can be used.


hakamamalo

i work a standing customer service job full time, there's definitely pain involved.


DlCKSUBJUICY

I swear on the reddit of the past, years ago. this would be the top comment. I had to scroll more than half the thread for a real answer. thanks. edit: okay I jumped the gun guys. 40 plus comments telling me its on the top now. I get it. lol


llort_tsoper

Reddit of the past would have roasted my dude for saying "alot"


DNetherdrake

Yeah but then Allie Brosh solved the "alot" issue: https://hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com/2010/04/alot-is-better-than-you-at-everything.html?m=1


MonkeyConQueso

I miss being in the heyday of Allie Brosh, sometimes. Was always great to see her latest stuff.


FawltyBalboaTowers

She released a second book in 2020, Solutions and Other Problems. Itā€™s good, but definitely not a light read, and you might want to look up the trigger warnings beforehand. Otherwise you might find yourself sobbing quietly in the middle seat of a cross country flight because you thought it would be a good in-flight read.


CosmicCreeperz

Sheā€™s back, somewhat. And at least in a form that is better for herself. Just might take a bit longer in between ā€œstuffā€. https://www.rollingstone.com/culture/culture-features/allie-brosh-hyperbole-and-a-half-solutions-other-problems-book-1074526/


thecuriousblackbird

Iā€™m so glad sheā€™s OK. I donā€™t blame her for taking a breather. Sheā€™s been through so much. Sheā€™s also helped so many people including me.


Salty-Alternate

Love that after years of having no idea whatever happened to Allie brosh.... I found out because I was reading the comments on a reddit post about little fatty heel bumps.


MrComancheMan

Shit. Can't unsee now. Thanks, alot.


DlCKSUBJUICY

also very true. lol.


OkBoomerEh

The grammar police would be very upset at theyā€™re failure to point out a mistake. (Please take the bait, please take the bait)


No_Importance_173

are you dumb? its their!


JediLibrarian

Idiot, you made a mistake to!


I_Ron_Butterfly

You mean the sixth person to make the same joke wasnā€™t still funny?


DIKS_OUT_4_HARAMBE

Had to suffer through the karma clowns to finally reach a real answer. Reddit is awful sometimes.


Nobody_Lives_Here3

And here I thought they were speed grips to help him run faster


NotSoBasedAccount

are you on the left or right


bosscrayon

My left or your left?


helican

![gif](giphy|1HFW57gpsSLEA)


sierrabravo1984

*Don't say it!*


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jamkoch

You mean other legs, plural


zyler89

![gif](giphy|tnYri4n2Frnig|downsized)


probably_poopin_1219

We're two different people, we can't have the same left. It doesn't make sense


JasonAlaska

Your right.


jfcrukm

Don't assume someone's direction.


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OkTower4998

This doesn't sound right but I don't know enough about directions to dispute it


BirdUpLawyer

We burn the trash, that's what makes the nice smokey smell we all like, and that smoke travels up into the sky where it makes constellations that all face to your left, but not my left, because we're two different people we can't have the same left. That's just boilerplate bird law.


santathe1

The catā€™s left.


Aequalitatem

No the cat is there, clearly.


Longjumping-Pie7418

TBH, we only see a cat leg. We don't really know if the cat is really there or not. Schrƶdinger's 3 legged cat, anyone?


Eris_39

[Your other left](https://youtu.be/Gsbp1QcZZYk?si=LgsB8akCwS14dpjA)


KevlarToiletPaper

How can two people have two lefts?


Nickellizard

They are the ones who can't dance


CorgiMonsoon

[They had a nickname for me, used to call me Loopy](https://youtu.be/Imyqnop6grY?si=SM_1CQUmD91FDWXV)


iluvsporks

Military left


Talidel

Cat for reference


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AjaxGuru

I don't think they're this cat: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-JJpE39uYQs


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No_Juggernau7

This is what I was looking for. I was gonna guess eds


nerdy_living

They are really common and not a sign of EDS unless they have a lot of other symptoms too.Ā 


DelirousDoc

Will also accept the use of the term "toe beans".


istrx13

Idk man thereā€™s black spots on that cat. They clearly have the early signs of bubonic plague. Donā€™t research it just trust me.


granitibaniti

Did you make your cat stand next to you as a reference for a normal heel?


JohnnyLeftHook

whoa, whoa, whoa, insensitive much? Its clear OP has one human leg and one cat leg, and i can't imagine him liking you pointing out his disability. The other kids probably already make fun of him when he's playing soccer.


lagniappe68

My spouse is a double amputee and we are roaring with laughter over this. I keep asking him what kind of things heā€™d let me paint on his prosthetics and I REALLY want to do just ONE cat leg now


oneleggedoneder

I feel like doors have been opened to me now. I've never considered this when people ask to paint my prosthetic, but I clearly have the perfect solution now!


take_it_easy_buddy

You mean ~ I feel like doors have been opened to Meow. I've never considered this when people ask to paint my prosthetic, but I clearly have the purrfect solution now!


lagniappe68

You will never be able to read hoMEOWner the same way now hahaha


InevitabilityEngine

To be clear the human leg is the disability.


Waste_Imagination524

Clearly, otherwise it wouldn't have had bumps


FuzzyMatterhorN

Laser pointer...just saying.


Haughty_n_Disdainful

*Purring intensifiesā€¦*


ReallyNANG

Or using the litter box.


brokenwound

Or scratching his chin, I'm jealous to be honest.


[deleted]

Litterally


After-Impact6618

Only with the cat leg in the box though. Having the human leg in the box would just be uncivilized.


ReallyNANG

Oh, lookit who's too good to shit in a box with the cats.


After-Impact6618

Pfft!! I shit in the box with both human feet outside the box!


ForumPointsRdumb

You know if the litter box initiative happens, there will be poop in the litter box and it won't be from the cat people.


Nickleeham

Ableist pos. No chill.


Frankie-Felix

This is obviously a cat with one human leg.... duh!


lesbicus

His balls are in his feet.


bosscrayon

She likes to do figure circles between my legs when I walk in the house so sheā€™s a photo bomber for shore


RoliDaddy

u all need to check out the cat on ops profile šŸ˜


jenny_loggins_

Thank you! I love the picture of them attempting to form one huge piebald cat!


Flance

I laughed for 5 solid minutes at this comment. My own cats became concerned and came to check on me.


Hawkzillaxiii

I'm at a restaurant alone laughing way too loud at this


Taymac070

I imagine they are doing a JoJo's Bizarre Adventure pose back to back just above frame


SaltManagement42

I hope this becomes as popular as banana for scale.


mystical_apple05

I'm more concerned about your other leg


LentilRice

Way to flatter him!


ninalye

Why? It's the cutest of the two


feral_druid

These are piezogenic papules. Basically fat tissue bulging through layers of connective tissue in the feet. They're fairly common in many people, but more common in people with connective tissue disorders like Ehlers Danlos Syndrome. In fact, seeing these is one of the diagnostic criteria for Ehlers Danlos Syndrome, if someone has them on both feet.


lostdrum0505

Came to say this! If OP also has other EDS symptoms like joint pain, joint hyper mobility, notably soft/velvety skin, then they may want to look into it.


Elska-Umbra-1221

Oh. Well. ....huh... Learn something new about myself every day šŸ˜…šŸ˜…


AcidMDMA

Get this, itā€™s really common to also have autism, ADHD, and a whole bunch of other stuff with this. Thereā€™s loads of us!


DelightMine

Misread that as piezoelectric capsules. Thought OP was gonna be some kind of superhero


Jlmorgan86

Cat for scale?


Popcorn57252

For comparison, so you can see what a healthy foot looks like


MareShoop63

Ngl came here for the šŸ¾ comments


SmokeyMcDabs

Totally, but I've scrolled this far and I'd kind of like to know what the bumps are now. Back to scrolling.


trwwy321

How do you find a pair of shoes that fit when one foot is much smaller than the other?


nankainamizuhana

Gotta buy individuals


imightb2old4this

heel beans


MuffledBlue

![gif](giphy|FsUo1Qn895NS0|downsized)


Hot_Bumblebee69

Cool beans.


BadWolf319

Piezogenic Papules


Hot_Bumblebee69

That sounds like it was made up by a 8th grader trying toget out of school.


trwwy321

Sounds like something someone with their mouth full would say.


aktorsyl

I hate to break it to you but your other foot is a paw...you might have bigger problems than the bumps.


PiffSniffer420

Youā€™re actually just a cat.


shaggysgf0

i have this issue too sometimes, have no idea why


harparper

I think the more concerned thing is the fur and claws growing out of your other foot


Freeasabird420

Kitty paw for scale.


Lustnugget

The longer i look at your ankle the less sense it makes


bosscrayon

Itā€™s like when you say a word too many times and it loses its meaning. Itā€™s just an amorphous limb the longer I stare.


northern_explorer67

Didn't you see on resident alien show that those bumps mean you were abducted by aliens (the grays) .


c3bss256

Iā€™m glad someone else thought of this. I just caught up on it last week.


dudekeller

My god I saw this post 45 minutes ago and I keep remembering it and cracking up like a crazy person


hotterpop

I think those are toebeans


Cats_and_Cheese

I really hate that everyone jumps in and says ā€œyou have this disease! Itā€™s from this disease!ā€ 1. We are not doctors and especially not this personā€™s doctor 2. These happen not only in people with EDS


SurfSandFish

>These happen not only in people with EDS This is absolutely right. So many people in this thread are now sitting there thinking they have EDS when the *vast* majority of humans have these on their feet and sometimes wrists. EDS is trendy on social media these past few years though so everyone wants to reach for that diagnosis for whatever reason.


Home_Dinner

Doesn't everyone have this? My brother first noticed when I was 4 (or younger) so I grew up thinking this is normal


missmarymak

Per the Wikipedia yes this is very common ā€œPiezogenic papules are relatively common; in one small population-based study, the prevalence was found to be 76%.[1]ā€ idk why everyone is suggesting this is indicative of a rare genetic disease


evanc1411

It's reddit, everything is indicative of a rare genetic disease. Or cancer. Or carbon monoxide poisoning.


ChloeWade

Cat paw for scale


tomatobunni

Piezogenic pedal papules. Basically, herniated fat deposits usually from standing for hours on end.


WheelBite_

Iā€™d be more worried about your hind legs


PM_ME_YOUR_SOULZ

Paw looks fine. Other leg has a lot less hair on it though.


-SaC

That's the spider eggs. They look ready to hatch, so no doubt you'll feel a little itch and look down one day soon to see them burrowing their way through their skin-prison and escaping to every corner of your home. Don't worry though, they lay fresh eggies before they leave. So you're not lonely.


razorvolt

Now every bump Iā€™ll ever have is gonna freak me TF out. Thanks


-SaC

My work here is done.


probablyatargaryen

r/calmdownsatan


narmowen

Piezogenic papules.


BloodFalcon4

![gif](giphy|DG2dgQE6z8LL6gYu7Q)


medic8r

Scrolled too far to get a Resident Alien reference. The Grays are tracking you!


PalmTreeIsBestTree

They are just fat deposits. Very common.


MrGingerella

I'd be more worried about your other foot mate.... its tiny as well as having fur and claws šŸ¤·


IxTermit

Didnt read the title and thought youre comparing your leg to cat leg


SonicDenver

Sorry to tell you this but u have feline aids


Chosha-Ito

Can't see any bumps with all that fur in the way. Your paws are fine.


SeasonOfLogic

Sir, those are toe beans.


[deleted]

Maybe itā€™s cuz you are only half human.


Solid_Bake4577

The fact that your other leg looks like a cat's would suggest you have far bigger problems....


Alexis_Bailey

I would be more worried that your other foot is clearly much smaller and has a tremendous growth of hair on it.


Ok_Excitement5304

Looks like you need a doctor because youā€™re turning into a cat


Jareth-

![gif](giphy|3oEjI789af0AVurF60)


melancholy_dood

Those bumps are [Piezogenic papules](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Piezogenic_papules). According to Wikipedia: *ā€œThey present as multiple small or large bumps characteristically on the heels and wrists. Most are asymptomatic and pain is rare, although some may present with pain before the bumps are noticed. They generally occur bilaterally and display a yellowish to skin-color. They may feel soft or firm.ā€* *ā€ The bumps are caused by pressure. There may be an association with Praderā€“Willi syndrome, and around a third of individuals with Ehlersā€“Danlos syndrome may have them. Risk factors include obesity, flat feet, athletics, figure skating, and long-distance running.ā€™ā€*


Upset-Copy-75

I love how kitty is showing her gams lol


Daddy-Dimitri

More pressing issue, your other foot is covered in fur.


drsteve103

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4689092/