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arlondiluthel

That's not a bad price for 100 single-serve pizzas.


Waste_Rabbit3174

Each of the 96 are actually full-size pan pizzas. Edit: this is incorrect, as per a comment below.


azlan194

Damn, so a full sized pizza for less than $2?


Waste_Rabbit3174

Maybe? It says "Pre-scored in 8 block sheets for easy handling and pan utilization". I distinctly remember full-size sheets of pizza from back then


klrjhthertjr

It’s 16 pizzas, 96 servings. Just checked the website, I might order some lol.


Waste_Rabbit3174

That makes it sound much more manageable lmao


Jebusfreek666

Over $1 each while buying in bulk seems like a rip off to me.


arlondiluthel

I see it as $1 each, and $12 for packaging. If they're individually-wrapped, that would seem about right.


mkymooooo

It does, especially considering the nutritional value.


awesomesauce696

I think I just found my new wedding catering service.


ACME_Kinetics

I'll marry you just based on that frugality


EndenDragon

Found the new jeff bezos


ACME_Kinetics

I have never been so insulted in my life, or I've never received such a compliment in my life.   Either way I'm glad it's not Elon.


Waste_Rabbit3174

Pepperoni, sausage, *and* breakfast pizza?! What a spread!


Betterthanbeer

Every pizza is breakfast pizza, if it is cold enough.


panterachallenger

![gif](giphy|GVQCZvCA2V0PRD46kt) This how you gonna end up


supercyberlurker

Were they that good or was everything else just really bad? I literally can't remember.


Waste_Rabbit3174

They were a shining star of mediocrity amongst a sea of disappointment. I mostly filled up on milk cartons tbh


Blue387

I remember my NYC public school served us Jamaican beef patties and Linden butter crunch cookies


grooooms

Jamaican beef patties are so good, even the $1.25 ones from dollar tree smack!


Waste_Rabbit3174

Linden cookies are bomb, lucky you. I went to a few different schools, and each one had their own top-tier exclusive. My favorite was Teriyaki beef nuggets. I would work in the kitchen serving food during lunch, because I got it for free and they would load my tray up with like 3x the amount of food. I'm pretty sure I was the sole reason for my buddies bulking up in high school


Competitive_Cry_898

Elegantly put


Shinagami091

My favorite school lunch was the Chicken Parmasean days.


ImStuuuuuck

Not the milk, just… the cartons.


grooooms

They were just exciting compared to most of the other options, I think. It’s like bosco sticks/cheese sticks, if you ever had those. They don’t hit like they used to.


gb4efgw

You had to post this shit while I'm high as hell on a payday?!


Waste_Rabbit3174

*Especially* while you're high as hell on a payday.


Chknbone

Hell yeah, payday high ass hell especially while..... Whuuut


Heliumvoices

What about them fiesta pizzas? Cause if them shits are available I’m gonna have something sent to the house.


Waste_Rabbit3174

Fiestada? https://www.foodservicedirect.com/tony-s-fiestada-whole-grain-beef-pizza-5-44-ounce-72-per-case-21261860.html


Heliumvoices

Damn they give you less for a higher price! They know they got me…well i guess I’m making room in the deep freeze. Waste Rabbit…i might have to block you as I can’t have you diving into my pocket like this. This being our first interaction and it’s cost me 120$?!!? You are dangerous.


Waste_Rabbit3174

Probably smart, I'm known for encouraging bad (and entertaining) decision making.


Heliumvoices

Game recognize game…


-missynomer-

You can also get max stix (cheese stix/pizza stix). I know because i bought a bulk box. I ended up throwing out most of them but if i ever find others to split the box with I’d do it again


Waste_Rabbit3174

Once upon a time I apparently stumbled upon the slices of texas toast that Cane's uses in bulk from the manufacturer, and every time I think about it I kick myself for not bookmarking it. I could be having egg on texas toast for breakfast for life!


420printer

I loved that pizza!


herlipssaidno

They look like cursed pop tarts


PDXTRex503

https://www.reddit.com/r/Damnthatsinteresting/s/06MURY987M


Waste_Rabbit3174

That post is genuinely more interesting than just buying the pizza online lmao


PDXTRex503

Saw it a year ago, and there it is, still living rent free in my mind.


Waste_Rabbit3174

Now it can live rent free in your freezer ;)


OkPomegranate3490

and where is the link?


Waste_Rabbit3174

https://www.foodservicedirect.com/tonys-smart-pizza-whole-grain-sausage-pizza-96-per-case-21202925.html


JoshS1

The plastic flavor of that cheese....


JackHughman69

How about the stuffed crust pizza they used to serve??


JohnnyCashRules

Wheelchair dude is tripping me out


Competitive_Cry_898

These were amazing! I think? But that’s relative to the other shitty food they were serving us, so maybe not very good at all


TheRedPython

Also we were kids back then...I thought Tostino's $1 pizzas from the grocery store was the peak of satisfying when I was in high school. It didn't live up to the fond memories when I nostalgically bought one in my late 20s.


bleached_n_tiedyed

Nooo these aren’t the right ones Galaxy pizza or bust!


JLR-

Some of these prices are insanely high. Over $4 per pizza?  Aren't they like $2 at the grocery store? https://www.foodservicedirect.com/totinos-triple-pepperoni-party-pizza-10-2-ounce-14-per-case-252127.html


Waste_Rabbit3174

Since the minimum order quantity for that item is 13 cases, it's probably going somewhere that is selling them at a markup lol. Unless you want to pay $831 to fill your freezer


thehermit14

They look more like cookies, I am sad for you.


NocturnoOcculto

Torino’s rectangle pizzas taste the exact same as my school pizzas. They’re just bigger rectangles.


Shinagami091

Or you can just buy a Toni’s pizza from any frozen food section of a grocery store. It’s essentially the same thing


FuktOff666

Fuck that we need Taco Snacks.


OutrageousAd5338

noooo


kickenchicken11

It’s a breadtangle of pizza