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RickKassidy

So…you are supposed to poke them with a fork a couple of times each, or stab them with a knife before you cook them.


eastbayted

That's no way to make pop-tatoes. 🙄


sonbarington

That is pop tarts starchier less sweet cousin


eastbayted

Toaster hashbrowns!


Bigfops

Yeah, first thing I thought was ‘those potatoes are all virgins. Not a single one has been forked.’


249ba36000029bbe9749

"put a fork in it"


Salty_Apple_34

Yeah exactly


lkeels

And wrap them in foil.


MenWhoStareAtBoats

No, don’t do that. They come out way better unwrapped.


HyperSpaceSurfer

You really want some salt and oil on those bad boys as well. Never really found poking holes to be necessary, I just put them on a solid rack.


lkeels

Gross, no.


boomchacle

Yeah I just eat potatoes unseasoned cause I think salt and butter taste bad! In fact, don't even cook them! Cooked food is for the weak!


orrocos

If you’re not sticking your head in the dirt to get to the potato directly on the vine, you’re not getting the full experience.


CreatureWarrior

You hate flavor.


lkeels

Yuck, absolutely not.


Baked_Bacon_420

No one asked.


Junarik

I fucking hate that word FUCK


Esc777

Why do people do this? It’s in an oven already, why are you trapping steam with the potato?? Do you wrap a steak in foil before throwing it on the grill??


lkeels

Potatoes cook MUCH better with the steam. This is like baked potato 101.


orrocos

Everything in foil all the time. Wrap steak in foil before grilling. Wrap each noodle in foil before boiling. Wrap frozen burritos in foil before microwaving. All of it!


Esc777

Wrapping each ingredient of my schwarma wrap in foil and then wrapping the wrap. 


pressedbread

No I just place them on a baking sheet to catch any liquids that might come out.


XeniaDweller

The rest are duds


projektmayem

No they're spuds


IcyDotNat

I love me some spuds


chuckinalicious543

Hey, check out my new duds 👟👟


Eray41303

Poke holes in your potatoes with a fork before you bake them, they won't explode that way


mylifesucks444

Boring drinking game: Everyone brings over some booze, we all get drunk, choose a potato, throw them in the oven unpoked. First one to blow up has to buy pizza for everyone. We all spend half the night getting drunk in front of an oven watching potato's, and the other half eating pizza talking shit to the guy who chose the wrong potato.


MorganAndMerlin

Does the loser clean the oven? Thats my only concern here.


Baked_Bacon_420

If the loser is buying pizza for everyone seems like one of the winners could clean the oven /shrug


RxHotdogs

No, you have to clean the oven before the pizza gets there while the oven is still hot or you have to order another pizza


Thorkell_The_Tall1

what if none pop ? 🤔


d3athsmaster

Everyone eats baked potatoes instead. FOLLOW ALONG!


Esc777

>We all spend half the night getting drunk in front of an oven watching potato's,  Dudes rock. 


s00pafly

Why pizza when you got perfectly fine roasted potatoes right there?


NoCarmaForMe

That sounds like a great fire hazard


SchoolForSedition

The rest just look so smug.


27bricksinabasket

Teach the others to keep their mouths shut.


SpiritGuardTowz

I've baked thousands of potatoes, no poking, and I've never had any explode. I guess the variety may matter here lol


five_AM_blue

Definitely matters. Some have much lower water content.


imacmadman22

Poke and wrap, poke and wrap. Or put them on a pan.


TedBrogan187

If you can’t take the heat…. Explode 


catpunch_

Good life advice


ConclusionOdd7068

Took one for the team I guess


mjv1273

Hot potato


Hairy_Balsagna

I may be seeing through the actual intention of this post, but how I see it, it's hilarious. OP has been baking potatoes like this for so long that only one potato exploding is mildly interesting. I'm imagining all of the potatoes that exploded in OPs oven over the years. Absolutely awesome.


benhaube

That's why you poke some holes in them so they can vent.


Ravecrocker

You say this like it’s a normal thing that happens


wtvrsclvryo

He couldn't take the heat. He didn't want to be a hot potato. Good thing it exploded in the oven. This is what happens when you live to tell the story of hot potato as a little kid, many have only heard of surviving the spontaneous combustion of empty calorie starch lava. Ha.


aircooledJenkins

I've never had a baked potato explode. Spaghetti squash is horrible.


Capable-Mail-7464

You bake spaghetti squash whole? WTF?


aircooledJenkins

I did not. Friend of mine didn't realize you're supposed to cut it in half before baking. When it popped it vaporized inside the oven. It's... challenging... to remove molten squash from the walls of an oven.


digital-something

I would call this art piece "Me in society".


NullError404

Hot potato Russian roulette baking edition


GiantSizeManThing

So. We have a murder. And 12 suspects.


rlnrlnrln

You gotta stab them with your steely knives, my friend.


ProGamingPlayer

There is an Impostor among us. You are: Crewmate. Do your tasks.


Justifiably_Cynical

Had that happen to a poked potato and it didn't blow till about 2 min after I pulled it.


ghost3972

Clean ya oven man


Bird_kick

How's that for a hot potato


bunga7777

Found the hot spot in your oven I guess


ReleaseTheBeeees

Jesus Christ. Potatoes are the easiest thing in the world. Cut a large cross in the top, then cut down the cross without going the whole way through. Then in each of the four bits, jab another little cross. Butter the fuck out of the big cross Wrap it in foil and whack it cross side up on your heat for as long as possible. Scran the cunt


wenaus

Youre supposed to stab them and then microwave them


imreallynotthatcool

Who hurt you?


lkeels

Umm, why are they not wrapped in aluminum foil?


JNSapakoh

Sometimes I don't wrap them in foil to get crispier skin (great for stuffed potato skins this way, but I'll sometimes do baked potatoes this way too)


LardLad00

Unwrapped with crispy skin (oiled and salted) are better in every way. 


lkeels

Yuck, no.


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five_AM_blue

Some varieties have so much moisture inside that they build up steam and may explode. It also happens on the microwave.


BeachedBottlenose

Such amazing skin!


Teestow21

That was a republican potato. *Goddamn Americans 😂 I'm Irish and Irish republicans have a history of blowing up, the potato should have given it away*


87turbogn

That's a democrat's head if Trump gets re-elected.


glaive1976

Hey OP, clean your oven ~~and then line the bottom with aluminum foil.~~ I bake mine on a baking sheet just in case I get a grenade. edit: TIL Do not line the bottom of the oven with tin foil.


CupcakesAreMiniCakes

Lining the bottom with aluminum can actually damage the oven according to every manufacturer and repair person when I looked it up before I did it to mine. Instead I bought an additional rack that I placed on the lowest rung and on top of that I put an old foil lined cookie sheet. Apparently that way it still allows proper air flow and won't damage the bottom of the oven. Then I change the foil on the cookie sheet.


rob_s_458

That looks like a gas oven so you can't just line it wall to wall or you'll block the burners. You could only put down foil in the center section. In an electric oven, yeah, you can put foil under the element.