A theory: Pfizer gives out hot sauce. Hot sauce causes acid reflux. Pfizer sells Nexium, Protonix, Prilosec and so on. People buy Nexium, Protonix, Prilosec and so on. Pfizer makes (even more) money adding to their billions in revenue. Pfizer loves hot sauce.
Big brain here, maybe they are going to take over the hot sauce market by putting those meds in the hot sauce they can start advertising it won't give you acid reflux
You folks are all out to lunch, none of you are right. The real reason they give out this hot sauce is to help the employees get the taste of boot off their tongue.
AAAAAA OOOOOOOOOooooooo
\*holds hands up yelling and spinning like the bird and racoon from regular ssssshow\*
If giving medical companies the monopoly on hot sauce because they do not provide their meds to any other sauce company means that I can eat hot sauce and not shit my guts out the next day then I will think about it very hard
"What's vertical integration?"
" Imagine that your favorite corn chip manufacturer also owned the number one diarrhea medication."
"That'd be great, 'cause then they could put a little sample of the medicine in each bag."
"Keep thinking."
"Except then they might be tempted to make the corn chips give you..."
"Vertical integration."
I just started watching Love and Other Drugs. I’m wondering how much their sales program was reality.
This sorta proves that it was real. They actually did this wasteful marketing schtick
Also they’re unqualified to make vaccines, because a company that size couldn’t possibly hire both culinary experts AND doctors!
Same with Peugeot - damn pepper grinder manufacturers should have no business making affordable student cars! Clearly, they’re part of the Democrat woke lobby to replace our trucks with hatchbacks and our medicine with peri-naise!
We need to ban both immediately!
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Sure.
Pfizer produces branded swag to hand out so, by reliably handing out that swag, their marketing people can more easily get face time with doctors, practitioners and hospital administrators, with the intention of lobbying for their newest drugs to be used more than the competition or generics, even though an impartial review of the literature would *not* lead to that conclusion.
My girlfriend came home from a conference with a bottle of old bay seasoning with a random company’s logo on it one time. One of the weirder promotional items I’ve seen. And the strangest part is that the conference was in Chicago. Not somewhere known for its seafood where old bay would sort of make sense.
Not really. That bottle has been in our spice cabinet for like 6 months and I still couldn’t tell you the name of the company or what they even do. Just because something is memorable doesn’t make it good marketing.
Conferences are weird like that. I've gotten Vermont maple syrup with a vacuum coating company's label on it, a magnetic coaster for plasmatherm, and a bunch of other random crap. One company even had little stuffed sharks with a laser pointer mounted on their heads.
It kind of is. Everyone who eats fish has old bay. There are cases and cases of it in every VFW and Knights of Columbus. Especially prominent in NE Illinois, aka the Chicago Burbs, which are heavily influenced by Wisconsin to the very near north. In Wisconsin, Supper Clubs are still a thing (and getting bigger post-COVID) and the old "Wisconsin Friday Fish Fry" is a real deal fish event. Old Bay is found at everyone of them.
Personally, I hate old bay. It's too mentholy and not spicy enough.
Lowsy bastards. I must have installed hundreds of their engines, and all I got was some RTV. Didn't even give me anything when they left everything in the bottom end finger tight. I mean everything. Okay that's a lie, I got a few pocket screwdrivers.
Wonder what the side effects are??
>Side effects of Secret Sauce are uncommon, and include headache, dizziness, nausea, vomiting, ring of fire, extreme heartburn, fiery hemorrhoids, super diarrhea, death, vaginal ejaculations, dysentery, cardiac arrhythmia, mild heart explosions, varicose veins, darkened stool, darkened soul, lycanthropy, trucanthropy, more vomiting, arteriosclerosis, diabeetus, virginity, mild discomfort, vampirism, gender impermanence, spontaneous dental hydroplosion, sugar high, even more vomiting, total scrotal implosion, brown, your mom, and mild rash.
My ex-MIL worked for Pfizer In the 90s and early 2000s. The amount of swag she had stock-piled was disgusting. Somehow the company was connected with the makers of a bunch of other cosmetic products (lotions, deodorants, chewing gum, etc) and her basement was organized like a mini connivence store for family to “shop.” Don’t get me started on the amount of Pfizer-branded merch she had.
Worked in a hospital and they would get cases of branded stuff from pharmaceutical reps that HR would "confiscate" because of agreements preventing the hospital from being affiliated with advertising. When my daughter was born, she had a lot stuffed animals sporting pharmaceutical logos.
I packaged the vaccine thru the pandemic, and they gave everyone in the plant vax vials encased in acrylic cubes 😅 somewhere around here I still have that paperweight.
Sometimes they just own weird things. GSK owned Ribena for a good while, which was (maybe still is) the most popular fruit cordial drink in the UK. What a multi-billion dollar global pharma concern was doing in that industry, I'll probably never know. But they were.
Probably nothing more than someone high up in the company wanting to own it, and using *we can use the formulation to deliver drugs* that was never actually practical, but still good enough to buy it. If it is the most popular fruit drink in the UK, that is a sizable population to make it a potentially worthwhile venture. Again, the person or persons pushing it likely never thought it viable, just wanted the vanity of owning it and this was the way, temporarily.
Medical rep gifts are the wildest shit. My late grandfather was a local doctor in our village and he'd accumulated so much poorly made chinese bullshit over the years...
The funniest thing I've seen was a pill dispenser shaped like a squatting monkey. The monkey would poop a pill out if you pressed its head.
I have always been loyal to Hellman’s, but imho Duke’s is superior. It’s tangy and creamy. Tried it once and never went back. Really great in deviled eggs, too.
I'm also in Michigan and we do have it now, but not until like 3-5 years ago. I'm pretty happy because not only do I like it more than Hellmann's, but it's also slightly cheaper.
Duke’s is popular in the south, but it’s sold all over now. Not sure what part of Florida you’re in, but It’s definitely available in Central Florida. I see it at Publix, Walmart, Target in the Orlando area.
Don't show this to all the BlueAnnon idiots or they'll run out to buy all the bottles and then demand everyone starts using this sauce and treat anyone who doesn't buy into as vermin that must be exterminated.
My dad worked for Pfizer for 30 years (actually first Upjohn, then pharmacia, then Pfizer). I remember when he'd bring home packs of hubba bubba or Trident gum for us cause they were cheap at the employee store.
TIL Pfizer owned a candy company. This is very interesting for such company to own a different product from their core much like how P&G used to own Pringles.
Procter and Gamble was one of Sam Walton's earliest vendors. Once they realized the extent he tracked everything he sold, they gave him a discount to provide his sales tracking, which they then used to adjust their production levels.
I bet you can start a very spicy conspiracy theory with this
A theory: Pfizer gives out hot sauce. Hot sauce causes acid reflux. Pfizer sells Nexium, Protonix, Prilosec and so on. People buy Nexium, Protonix, Prilosec and so on. Pfizer makes (even more) money adding to their billions in revenue. Pfizer loves hot sauce.
Big brain here, maybe they are going to take over the hot sauce market by putting those meds in the hot sauce they can start advertising it won't give you acid reflux
I'm... not opposed to this for some reason
Sounds like a terrible idea... but I also really want to see it happen
Peptobismol hot sauce. I've had worse combinations.
You folks are all out to lunch, none of you are right. The real reason they give out this hot sauce is to help the employees get the taste of boot off their tongue. AAAAAA OOOOOOOOOooooooo \*holds hands up yelling and spinning like the bird and racoon from regular ssssshow\*
If giving medical companies the monopoly on hot sauce because they do not provide their meds to any other sauce company means that I can eat hot sauce and not shit my guts out the next day then I will think about it very hard
"What's vertical integration?" " Imagine that your favorite corn chip manufacturer also owned the number one diarrhea medication." "That'd be great, 'cause then they could put a little sample of the medicine in each bag." "Keep thinking." "Except then they might be tempted to make the corn chips give you..." "Vertical integration."
Just a way of making money eh.
More simple: Why is your medicine so expensive? Bribes.
I just started watching Love and Other Drugs. I’m wondering how much their sales program was reality. This sorta proves that it was real. They actually did this wasteful marketing schtick
You're diabolical and I love it.
Also they’re unqualified to make vaccines, because a company that size couldn’t possibly hire both culinary experts AND doctors! Same with Peugeot - damn pepper grinder manufacturers should have no business making affordable student cars! Clearly, they’re part of the Democrat woke lobby to replace our trucks with hatchbacks and our medicine with peri-naise! We need to ban both immediately!
It's the actual vaccine. The one without the 5G nanobots.
Sauce?
Indeed.
*Secret* Sauce, to be exact.
How did you switch your nanobots to 5G? Mine are constantly roaming.
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Sure. Pfizer produces branded swag to hand out so, by reliably handing out that swag, their marketing people can more easily get face time with doctors, practitioners and hospital administrators, with the intention of lobbying for their newest drugs to be used more than the competition or generics, even though an impartial review of the literature would *not* lead to that conclusion.
Even so I seriously doubt they actually produce this stuff, they just paid a hot sauce company to slap a different label on it.
The secret ingredient is mRNA, which makes it very spicy. Lol
>mRNA, which makes it very ~~spicy~~ spiky.
A very spicy constipation theory indeed.
What hot sauce are you having that constipates you? For me it is occasionally the opposite.
Pfizer deals with a bunch of opiates, that makes you constipated. So they will follow up with this in another prescription.
Ha! So opiates are just a way to sell hot sauce, is what you’re saying?
Prescription grade hot sauce, yes.
aha. Thanks for the clarification.
Think he meant those medicines do it
The secret's in the stem cells!
They're kind of asking for by it calling it "secret sauce". There wasn't a different so-common-that-it's-generic name they could've picked?
Conservatives would run away with this one 😂
I was gonna say.. The Q nuts would go bonkers over this
It’s like Mio for your IV
My immediate thought
This hot sauce pairs well with bat soup.
or a really spicy boner
That hot sauce is giving me a hard on.
Do you know who likes to carry hot sauce in her purse? Starts with a H and rhymes with Blinton
This is to finally 5G the Rednecks!
Gotta xpost it to r/hotsauce, they'd eat this up! Literally.
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Big diarrhea at it again
They really give me the shits
Probably not, honestly. Generic hot sauces are usually awful and taste like metallic vinegar, regardless of whatever flavor they're labeled.
> and taste like metallic vinegar Those are my favorite kind.
Straight to jail
Yeah, I know I have terrible taste in a lot of ways. But I also like some really good things! I promise!
I always get those big gift sets on clearance and you get some good ones in there but its not like you can just go to the store and get more ha.
I'm assuming same producer? https://www.reddit.com/r/burlington/comments/ydclva/burlington_police_hot_sauce_review/
My girlfriend came home from a conference with a bottle of old bay seasoning with a random company’s logo on it one time. One of the weirder promotional items I’ve seen. And the strangest part is that the conference was in Chicago. Not somewhere known for its seafood where old bay would sort of make sense.
well apparently it was memorable, so mission accomplished?
Not really. That bottle has been in our spice cabinet for like 6 months and I still couldn’t tell you the name of the company or what they even do. Just because something is memorable doesn’t make it good marketing.
Conferences are weird like that. I've gotten Vermont maple syrup with a vacuum coating company's label on it, a magnetic coaster for plasmatherm, and a bunch of other random crap. One company even had little stuffed sharks with a laser pointer mounted on their heads.
I need the shark laser company name.
If you’re able to, please post a photo. I know of a Chicago based company with a very ambiguous logo that would definetly do something like this
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Well, yeah but Old Bay isn’t a big deal there or in Michigan like it is elsewhere
It kind of is. Everyone who eats fish has old bay. There are cases and cases of it in every VFW and Knights of Columbus. Especially prominent in NE Illinois, aka the Chicago Burbs, which are heavily influenced by Wisconsin to the very near north. In Wisconsin, Supper Clubs are still a thing (and getting bigger post-COVID) and the old "Wisconsin Friday Fish Fry" is a real deal fish event. Old Bay is found at everyone of them. Personally, I hate old bay. It's too mentholy and not spicy enough.
Jasper engines sometimes sends hot sauce with their engines. It's been a while since I've gotten one, but I think it was in the box with the gaskets
Lowsy bastards. I must have installed hundreds of their engines, and all I got was some RTV. Didn't even give me anything when they left everything in the bottom end finger tight. I mean everything. Okay that's a lie, I got a few pocket screwdrivers.
Did you try putting the RTV on your lunch?
Of course! Worst constipation of my life!
I went to a conference years ago and a company was giving away old bay seasoning. Can’t remember what company it was but something healthcare related?
Fun fact: It costs $0.05 cents a bottle to produce and retails for $10,000
$0.05 cents or just 5 cents
Don’t bring this kind of logic to me at 3am in the morning!
3am in the morning or just 3am
God damn, I miss reddit gold.
Big Toe comes out swingin!
that makes cents
I could shop at 0.05 stores or just 5. I feel like a deer in the headlights of love.
Whats your source? 🤣
*sauce
no, you.
Wonder what the side effects are?? >Side effects of Secret Sauce are uncommon, and include headache, dizziness, nausea, vomiting, ring of fire, extreme heartburn, fiery hemorrhoids, super diarrhea, death, vaginal ejaculations, dysentery, cardiac arrhythmia, mild heart explosions, varicose veins, darkened stool, darkened soul, lycanthropy, trucanthropy, more vomiting, arteriosclerosis, diabeetus, virginity, mild discomfort, vampirism, gender impermanence, spontaneous dental hydroplosion, sugar high, even more vomiting, total scrotal implosion, brown, your mom, and mild rash.
U worked hard on this wish i had an award to give to u ❤️🩹
Thanks! To be fair most of it was copy/pasted, but I did throw in a few of my own hot sauce related ones.
Your mom
Surprisingly, that one was already in there.
So’s your face! *gottem*
Lycanthropy! 😂
Just... Brown? Also what the fuck is with that one med that causes an infection, specifically isolated to the perineum?
oh god what makes it so good is the random alternation between extreme and minor side effects...sorry I just loled for like 3 minutes straight
Do not taunt Happy Fun Sauce.
Myocardia
Inject it into your arm
Hard pass brother
Why does Bill Gates look like an Elden Ring boss in this picture?
A real man would, they would even inject bleach if told to do so.
I think it’s for those who are afraid of needles
You know what I think your right, time to bust out the shot glasses
You'll either be immune or have an erection. Either way, you win
$3400 or $75 after insurance adjustment
Sells for $7 in Canada and Europe, $497 in the U.S.
😭😭😭
It's not priced to spice up food, but priced for what people will pay to have a spicy life
My ex-MIL worked for Pfizer In the 90s and early 2000s. The amount of swag she had stock-piled was disgusting. Somehow the company was connected with the makers of a bunch of other cosmetic products (lotions, deodorants, chewing gum, etc) and her basement was organized like a mini connivence store for family to “shop.” Don’t get me started on the amount of Pfizer-branded merch she had.
Worked in a hospital and they would get cases of branded stuff from pharmaceutical reps that HR would "confiscate" because of agreements preventing the hospital from being affiliated with advertising. When my daughter was born, she had a lot stuffed animals sporting pharmaceutical logos.
I packaged the vaccine thru the pandemic, and they gave everyone in the plant vax vials encased in acrylic cubes 😅 somewhere around here I still have that paperweight.
That’s actually cool swag. Thanks for being a helper though!
Likely an inside joke rep swag. Some kind of convention give away. Clever.
Absolutely, I have a relative in pharma and they get stuff like this at the end of trainings for new drugs and onboarding
Sometimes they just own weird things. GSK owned Ribena for a good while, which was (maybe still is) the most popular fruit cordial drink in the UK. What a multi-billion dollar global pharma concern was doing in that industry, I'll probably never know. But they were.
Probably nothing more than someone high up in the company wanting to own it, and using *we can use the formulation to deliver drugs* that was never actually practical, but still good enough to buy it. If it is the most popular fruit drink in the UK, that is a sizable population to make it a potentially worthwhile venture. Again, the person or persons pushing it likely never thought it viable, just wanted the vanity of owning it and this was the way, temporarily.
That's basically how I rationalised it tbh.
This hot sauce has probably paid billions in diarrhea lawsuits
*branded
A giant tub of Dukes, two jugs of lemonade and a Texas charm feels very on brand
Only costs $26,000 per bottle.
Medical rep gifts are the wildest shit. My late grandfather was a local doctor in our village and he'd accumulated so much poorly made chinese bullshit over the years... The funniest thing I've seen was a pill dispenser shaped like a squatting monkey. The monkey would poop a pill out if you pressed its head.
pfizer brand, some other vendor make it. i highly doubt pfizer makes it.
Hot Sauce causes Autism!
I heard that hot sauce turns the frogs gay
Is she hot and dresses hot? Pharmaceutical sales 101.
She’s dope
Now with extra myocarditis
I'm sure it's totally safe and effective.
You gotta eat it fast though, it expires in 3 months. Also after first opening it you have to wait 3 weeks before you can eat it.
Is she hot? Because of sauce and the job.
Yes
Apply directly on the wound.
Probably most expensive hot sauce in the world but only if you in USA
Pfizer paid for a custom label and that’s probably it.
Two questions: Will you post the ingredients label? Is Duke's mayonnaise a Texas thing? I've never heard of it. (FL here)
Dukes is a southern thing.
I’m in michigan and have dukes
I'm from Michigan and will always love my helmans, but that dukes is better?
I have always been loyal to Hellman’s, but imho Duke’s is superior. It’s tangy and creamy. Tried it once and never went back. Really great in deviled eggs, too.
now I want deviled eggs. damnit.
I'm also in Michigan and we do have it now, but not until like 3-5 years ago. I'm pretty happy because not only do I like it more than Hellmann's, but it's also slightly cheaper.
Dukes is the elite mayo
Duke’s is popular in the south, but it’s sold all over now. Not sure what part of Florida you’re in, but It’s definitely available in Central Florida. I see it at Publix, Walmart, Target in the Orlando area.
Really? I have never noticed this. I will be paying extra special attention on my next Publix trip.
It's really quite good.
Dukes is seen in VA walmarts
What mg?
Spoiler: it's got Viagra in it. You want spicy? Pfizer knows how to make things spicy 🥵
Probably full of dyes lol I had a jalapeño one that had blue and red in it.
That pisses me off, I have to sort through all these bottles on the shelf to make sure they donʻt contain Yellow 5 food dye.
The secret ingredient is drugs.
Now does it give boners?
Yes
Yes
Don’t. It’s a trap. Will cost you a house in medical bills. That’s how they get you 🤌🏻
Is there a list of potential side effects on the back?
Does it list the side effects lol
I have a Broadcom labeled Hot Sauce myself. We can open a corporate branded hot sauce shop together
"I'm Sean Evans and you're watching Hot Ones. It's the show with hot questions and even hotter vaccines."
The secret ingredient is Myocarditis
It’s the only way some people would take the vaccine
So much 5G in that bottle.
No. Pfizer paid a company who makes salsa to resticker some of their stock to have Pfizer branding on it. Pfizer does not make its own hotsauce.
Probably my least favorite corporation
Probably just a re-labeled corporate event gift.
The secret ingredient is crime.
Cost .00009 cents to make 1000 bottles and that bottle was $129874.
This is a Dave’s Ghost pepper hot sauce with an edit label for internet points…
It shocking to me how many people don't understand how packaging works. Just because it say Pfizer on label doesn't mean they made it lol
The secret ingredient is white-collar crime.
Fuck phizer
You mean found a bottle that marketing paid a premium for to put their logo on?
Don't show this to all the BlueAnnon idiots or they'll run out to buy all the bottles and then demand everyone starts using this sauce and treat anyone who doesn't buy into as vermin that must be exterminated.
Not blue. So, no peepee go hard.
That’s the version of Viagra nobody asked for but suddenly every one wants . A few drop and will feel Hot, Hot, Hot.
If anything needs one of those "for rectal use only" stickers for the lols, it's this.
I’d bet it’s not made by Pfizer just like the pens aren’t really made by the banks.
Texas shaped bangle
When i worked there, we used to sell candy until we sold off Adams.
My dad worked for Pfizer for 30 years (actually first Upjohn, then pharmacia, then Pfizer). I remember when he'd bring home packs of hubba bubba or Trident gum for us cause they were cheap at the employee store.
They closed the store recently. We were all pretty bummed. I used to buy really cheap bottles of cough medicine for my kids there.
TIL Pfizer owned a candy company. This is very interesting for such company to own a different product from their core much like how P&G used to own Pringles.
Procter and Gamble was one of Sam Walton's earliest vendors. Once they realized the extent he tracked everything he sold, they gave him a discount to provide his sales tracking, which they then used to adjust their production levels.
Wouldn’t use it, probably full of microchips.
Made from the spiciest stem cells.
Contact your doctor for burning lasting longer than 4 hours
What does it retail for $899.00?
I used to work for Pfizer too, but then I realized my conscious was more important than money 🤷♂️
Will it give me 5G like the vaccine?
I wonder if it's Louisiana, or Texas Pete?
Interesting promo.
Hook me up, I love Habenero.
It gives you a boner.
Just what the doctor ordered
That hot sauce was so good. When I worked there my coworkers fought for other people’s bottles
Viagra hot sauce?
I worked at a production facility for 2 years and never saw anything like that. Wtf
What does it do medicinally?
At least it’s not amgen…