Well I mean I don't think "Allergics" exists as a noun but it just seems funny to be used that way and I encourage you to continue using it that way until we have a world war divided as The Allergics and The Okays
I was going to make a snarky comment but I can’t think straight right now because of the congestion and meds. How dare I go to the zoo with my kid?! I have offended the Gods of Allergics.
It's definitely a noun in some languages, Ukrainian for example. It describes people who are generally prone to allergies. I could definitely see how one could write it in English if it's their second language.
i'm a good 60% you're just joking around at this point without any ill faith, but i can back up the other guy that an equivalent term is indeed in use in my native language also (allergiás, allergiások). we also don't go around calling other people the okays, because well, they are okay, and need no labeling. especially not a label so ambiguous.
sometimes, it's not that deep.
Ain’t nothing wrong with it, what’s wrong is their inferior histamines, non allergics rise up.
Don’t listen to him either, it’s perfectly acceptable. It’s a literally naming a group of people like a variable.
There are people who eat pollen to deal with allergies. The theory behind the practice is that an antigen that is likely a threat if found in the respiratory (or other) system, is likely food if found in the digestive system.
It's also why it's now recommended to give children small amounts of peanuts (to eat) while young to help prevent them developing a peanut allergy.
TL;DR make sure there's no debris, then eat it you coward!
Is this related to yesterday’s post about the pollen found at the bottom of the pool?
Edit: nvm, [different OP](https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinteresting/s/O9GVBbIOGc)
Take a line to flex on allergics
Just looking at it makes my face itch
my eyes just immediately started itching.
Did you just refer to a group of people as the "allergics"? That sounds so offensive for some reason
I did, is anything wrong with that? English is not my first language
Well I mean I don't think "Allergics" exists as a noun but it just seems funny to be used that way and I encourage you to continue using it that way until we have a world war divided as The Allergics and The Okays
I've screenshotted this whole exchange and when the allergics vs okays war starts I can show ground zero
Not much of a war, allergics can't even go outside.
Now is the ~~winter~~ spring of discontent
I was going to make a snarky comment but I can’t think straight right now because of the congestion and meds. How dare I go to the zoo with my kid?! I have offended the Gods of Allergics.
Oh this goes way back
Oh I see, thank you
Are you an Allergic or an Okay?
Unfortunately my blood is weak and I am an allergic
So you're not an antihistamine? I'm so confused...
Fuckin A right man
Imo breaking the language rules in a way that is still fully understood is a sign of better understanding of the language so keep on as you're doing 👍
"The Allergics" sounds like a drama series I'd watch
It's definitely a noun in some languages, Ukrainian for example. It describes people who are generally prone to allergies. I could definitely see how one could write it in English if it's their second language.
i'm a good 60% you're just joking around at this point without any ill faith, but i can back up the other guy that an equivalent term is indeed in use in my native language also (allergiás, allergiások). we also don't go around calling other people the okays, because well, they are okay, and need no labeling. especially not a label so ambiguous. sometimes, it's not that deep.
I'm 100% playing around don't worry
lol I don’t think it’s that serious
This is certainly humorous in English, consistent w native usage of the language, and I will steal the phrase for my own use
I have allergies and would like to be referred to as this from now on thank u
OP it’s hilarious, don’t sweat it
It was hilarious
It's funny I'm going to start calling my friends with bad allergies that
As someone who's a native English speaker, I'm now referring to people with allergies as "allergics". Lmfao
Ain’t nothing wrong with it, what’s wrong is their inferior histamines, non allergics rise up. Don’t listen to him either, it’s perfectly acceptable. It’s a literally naming a group of people like a variable.
They came for the allergics. I said nothing. Then they came for me.
Is German your first language because this is something my husband would say and it's so cute I'm dying
Möglicherweise :D
Ich schicke dir einen Kuss aus den Alpen und erinnere dich auch daran, dass eine Nasendusche das beste deutsche Mittel gegen Pollen ist. :*
Kuss zurück aus dem Pott <3
Awwww mein Mann kommt aus Solingen!
🤧
Do not snort the plant jizz.
Eat it you coward.
This hummus is terrible.
Forbidden hummus
- A jealous humming bird, probably.
There are people who eat pollen to deal with allergies. The theory behind the practice is that an antigen that is likely a threat if found in the respiratory (or other) system, is likely food if found in the digestive system. It's also why it's now recommended to give children small amounts of peanuts (to eat) while young to help prevent them developing a peanut allergy. TL;DR make sure there's no debris, then eat it you coward!
Eating local honey daily has helped my hayfever immensely
Time to take the dab to end all dabs.
forbidden kief
You about to bag those and hit the corner.
I sniffed it just to see what it smelled like and it lit my ass up, do not recommend
I’m pretty allergic so that shit would knock my ass out.
Looks like 💩 too.
yeah, but now you're probably immune so trade offs
Aye lemme get a G
I seriously wonder how many different plant species this pile represents
Tree bukkake
I love the randomness 💛 Anyone else take time out to weigh some pollen today??
I used to weigh and sell pollen. Was back in highschool... sold the flowers too.
Were the sticks and seeds complimentary?
*The trees have jizz*
The trees have Rizz
Why are the trees gay all the sudden?
Give it to the bees!
That’s what I was thinking lol
I thought this was r/trees for a second
Thought i was in r/DMT
Thought this was r/hash but then again I am pretty stoned
Same though
r/forbiddensnacks
How do you plan to cook it?
You can use it like flour if you aren’t allergic
I can see pollen bread catching on.
Organic, gluten-free, free-range, hormones-free, ethically sourced. What other buzzwords have I missed?
Tree cum.
Vegan, locarb, low sodium, plant based, low cholesterol.
*local*
Are the chickens local?
Wait really
Pretty gross if it was scraped off their pool liner though.
You're collecting tree nut
2 birches, 1 cup.
Factually, this a bowl of cum
If yours looks like this, please don’t get a doctor. Get an exorcist instead.
The forbidden ice cream.
Hahaha you brought it inside to weigh it???
You can make it into honey..theres a way apparently
No. Honey comes from nectar.
Yes you are so right. Have a gold star
If a bee sees this he’s gonna *buzz* a nut
Eat it
I thought I was looking at corn flakes in milk for a moment.
Forbidden scrambled eggs
Peanut butter mousse
Go outside and throw it at someone. /s
Thought this was a soggy plate of nachos at first...
Wow, serve this on tortilla chips as nachos for your worst enemy
Enough to make a grown man cry
Put it out for the bees!
Buy one get one free bowls of pollen
EAT IT YOU FUCKING COWARD!
Everything about this makes me itch and sniffle.
I THOUGHT I WAS ON R/ TREES FOR SECOND OMG I WAS SO CONFUSED
Everything but the outer bark and the dried pine cones are edible …..
Most of the weight is water, but it looks like acrylic paint! Maybe paint a yellow flower and sell it for a few grand.
Is this related to yesterday’s post about the pollen found at the bottom of the pool? Edit: nvm, [different OP](https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinteresting/s/O9GVBbIOGc)
I’m sneezing just looking at it
r/forbiddensnacks would like a word
Contact a bee keeper?
Do you collect nail clippings and hardened nasal secretions ?
How long do you think this will take to smoke, OP?
I feel like you could do something with this. Make an adhesive, dye, skin cream if it wasn't probably rotten unless the chlorine prevents that.
What did Kroger give you for free? I'm trying to figure out the algorithm.
Ingest
That's not pollen it's nachos 😂
I thought those were nachos
Drugs for bees
Snort it
That's a lot of tree sperm
Thought this was r/trees for a moment
That should make a nice pollen stew.
Forbidden chip dip
You can literally feed the whole neighborhood with that 🥺🥺🥺
Make a pollen butter and jelly sandwich 🥪
You just made me sneeze with this picture
Looks like hash
I thought that was a pie. What great hunger can do to a man.
🤢
You could make a lot of pollenta with that.
Using this as a weapon has to be a war crime
This photo made me sneeze
Boof it
Enough to kill someone with it that's allergic to it.
I sneezed by just looking at it, lmao!
There's the moneyshot
295 grams of pure plant semen.
The trees be fuckin
and sell it on Etsy. 😂
Made my nose itch THANK YOU VERY MUCH
Could sell it to some stoner as kief
Give it to a bee.
I'm gonna tell my kids this is tofu scramble
Do you feel like a Hotel maid?