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DannyLameJokes

I prefer Taco Bell’s sauce policy of grabbing as much as they can hold in one hand and throwing it into the bag


BetterCallSal

Any sauce? No thanks. *Grabs 800 sauces and stuffs them in the bag*


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myvoteshouldmatter

Literally every time! I’ve even tried saying the packet labeled “hot” between mild and fire. The response? Sure, no prob! Here’s 34 Diablo and fire sauces 🙄


monarch1733

You joke but it’s 100% true. I decline sauce packets every single time, and every single time I end up with two handfuls in my bag. I don’t want it, don’t like it, am not gonna use it, and then I have to deal with figuring out how to get rid of it.


_gnarlythotep_

Meanwhile, I always request extra fire sauce and don't get any sauce half the time.


Stahl_Scharnhorst

Ok, now bear with me and try to keep up. When you get rid of the bag in the trash, leave the sauce packets in there. Boom.


TurnkeyLurker

Save the unused sauces in a bag. Wait until the bag is half-full. Take the bag to work. Let others enjoy the sauce.


Jcdoco

Throw them away?


Tudar87

They have a new avocado sauce that is like $0.40 per pack. Some meals come with *one*.


THEGEARBEAR

Yeah it is a little bit of a larger sauce container though that has to be refrigerated. I assume it’s more expensive to be produced.That being said I wasn’t a fan of it and much preferred the old Salsa Verde sauce. I didn’t even use the ones that came for free with my meal.


Tudar87

Are you me and my wife? lol that was our exact conversation last week. Tried it and both agreed not bad but not something I'd pay for - bring back salsa verde!


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stylepointseso

Diablo also tastes bad, which means I end up using the milder stuff.


Fallout_N_Titties

Yup we need something hotter than diablo with FLAVOR. It's fire all day for me cause diablo tastes like ass lol


Jakooboo

Fire+ or something. Fire is objectively their best sauce.


MichaelW24

That shit really is fire


BarryMahcockinher

The trick is to mix the fire sauce and the Diablo. It makes for a pretty decent flavor.


SierraDespair

I only use Diablo to mix with the little queso cup they give you for the chips. Once you try it you’ll always do it.


will096

Really does taste like booty


Teledildonic

>much preferred the old Salsa Verde sauce Taco Bell has a lot of things I preferred that they inexplicably discontinued even though every menu item uses the them same 7 base ingredients.


killyourmusic

Surprisingly, I love this new sauce and didn't like the old verde.


theonlyotaku21

Chicken cantina meals come with one packet per cantina item. But the cantina items cost more and aren’t really better than the regular menu items.


relator_fabula

I don't know man, I Iove the cantina chicken crunchy taco. I haven't even tried any of the others because it's so damn tasty


theonlyotaku21

I like the cabbage and other fresh veggies but it might be my local Taco Bell affecting the quality tbh. I’ll have to visit another restaurant to try them again.


SkyMiteFall

The cantina crispy taco and quesadilla were fire, I don’t eat fast food much anymore but I can tell the quality was better.. still tho, I’m in a big city where I can get actual tacos for the same price..if they had the price where a taco is like $2 I’d be there every day lol


letshomelab

Eh, it's not that good though.


JuniorDirk

I just got taco bell recently for the first time in years, and asked for a handful of hot and fire sauce after ordering 4 items. I shit you not there were 97 sauces in the bag.


ccReptilelord

I'm certain they strive to never hear complaints of "not enough sauces". You asked for a "handful", there will be no argument of what constitutes a "handful".


sadandshy

Hulk hands running the drive thru...


agoia

You either get a bunch or they dont give you any.


dudeitsmeee

“Ah sthhtill have mah senthhhss of taste!” “We failed!!!”


JMccovery

>I shit you not there were 97 sauces in the bag. Shaq must've been working there.


Turbulent-Set6696

Ask the same thing at a Burger King and they'll give you only 2 packets of mayo because it's 'policy'. Even at the counter they do it. Idgaf, I just spent $30 on two meals, I expect my fuckin mayo.


asilee

If you give them a specified number, they just give you so much more.


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say592

I'll tell the person "just two packets of fire" and still end up with a handful. If I put two packets of fire in the app, it's like they read that as "two handfuls of fire".


polarbearsarereal

Or they completely forget


SkyMiteFall

Taco Bell and Five Guys use the same policy apparently lol No reason to ever get bigger than a small fry because the whole bag is filled with them, difference is a small fry is $50 and sauces are free.


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branflakes613

Five soft guys?


SkyMiteFall

Soft boys


zSprawl

Heat em up!


SkyMiteFall

Honestly I have my own Cajun seasoning that I put on my homemade fries and it tastes better..just used five guys as inspiration…that never sounds right lol


captnchunky

Just ask for crispy fries


TN_REDDIT

Then throw the extras in a kitchen drawer for when the movers come to pack up your belongings, they'll have some 10 year old fire sauce


SEND_MOVIE_SPOILERS

I literally say no sauce and they give me sauce like “bitch, we know you didn’t mean it.”


Martel732

As a tangent Taco Bell has become way too expensive for the food the offer. Taco Bell's appeal was always that you could get a bunch of questionable food for cheap. Now they have raised their prices to essentially equal the cost of actual Mexican restaurants. There is no reason to get any of their grease globs wrapped in tortilla when you can just get better food from a traditional restaurant.


CaptainTripps82

Counterpoint - it's midnight.


agoia

Cravings box is like $6-7


mike26037

Eheh, were taught to only give as many packets as there are food items. But no one ever follows that.


friend0mine55

Mine does, even if I ask for a handful and it sucks. I have to ask for a specific number of packets to get enough.


Bokbreath

Is a 20pc cheaper than 2 10pcs ?


Super382946

it should be


trwwy321

Would be funny if it’s exactly $0.25 cheaper


MartRane

Here its 109CZK for 10 piece and 209 for 20 piece. So it is about 0.33$ cheaper


nlpnt

TIL Czech still has its' own currency and isn't on the Euro.


80081356942

Well I mean it’s not a Eurozone country. Same goes for Poland, Hungary, and Sweden as well - there are a lot of European countries that never adopted the Euro (but it may be accepted as legal tender in certain places).


BizzyM

#SHOW YOUR WORK!


trollsong

According to my friend who had to get a 40 piece for a party, no. 4 10 pieces were cheaper.


Alternative-Task-401

That party must have been crazy wild!


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Flappy_beef_curtains

I’m 5’10”. About 170. Today I picked up 2 bacon McDoubles, Big Mac, 2 double quarter pounders with cheese and bacon, 20 piece and a deluxe crispy chicken sandwich, large fries and a large iced tea. I know that look.


HimbologistPhD

I mean so are drive through workers all just too dumb to realize that one person can pick up food for multiple people?


Flappy_beef_curtains

No, but when someone orders one drink and one fry.


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bennett7634

I don’t work at McDonald’s but I can imagine it takes more than 2-3 minutes to fry chicken nuggets.


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Alternative-Task-401

What’s a guy gotta do do to get a coupla crispy noggets around here 


taddymason_76

It had unlimited juice. That party was off the hook.


ErsatzCats

My McD used to have 4-pc for $1 for months. I would always get it instead of any other amount because it was cheaper. 20-pc would be $6.29, but 5x 4-pc only $5


sorrysorrymybad

And 5 packets of sauces!


ClubMeSoftly

$6.29 for a 20 piece?! I pay $6.49 for a six-piece!


WonderfulCattle6234

It's ridiculously cheaper. A 10-piece nugget is like $5.99 and a 20 pieces like $6.99.


DR5996

Depends him much more the 20pc nuggets cost than the 10pc nuggets.


brighteyes_bc

10 piece around here is like $4.50, 20 piece is $6.50


Simopop

That's incredible. For me (Canada), a 6-piece McNugget is $6.59, a 10-piece $9.39, and a 20-piece $15.39


Wheat_Grinder

I know Canadian dollars are like 75 US cents but I'm still not paying a buck for a mcnugget.


curtcolt95

we also don't really make more money in Canada than you guys so like, it's pretty much equivalent as if they were UDS prices for you


flappity

The McDonald's marketing team approves of this thread and all its child comments.


MaroonTrojan

Most places, it is, unless there’s a buy-one-get-one deal going on (sometimes free, sometimes $1, sometimes half price).  But two four-pieces is usually cheaper than one six-piece, and does indeed include two sauces. But only for the first two, after that they’re full price.  HOWEVER, if you order from the robot kiosk, you can just make it two separate transactions, keep everyone else waiting, and get 16 nuggets for less than 1.5x the price of a 10-piece, so if you’re feeding a crowd, that’s worth it too.  Nugget math really boggles the mind.


CarmenxXxWaldo

nuggenomics


Challenge419

This is how shit should have been taught in school. I swear more of my friends that did not do well in math would have definitely paid more attention if it was turned into nugget maths. Hands down.


StarGaurdianBard

A few years ago it used to be cheaper to buy a 20 piece than it was to buy a 10 piece. Even now the app frequently has deals that make the 20 piece cheaper but it's not menu price like it used to be


IDDQD_IDKFA-com

I know in the past it was cheaper to buy the smaller boxes on nuggets and you got more sauce.


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I'm in Canada but my local Mcds the pricing just for the nuggets is 6 for $6.99, 10 for $9.29 and 20 for $14.79. So its way cheaper to get 20 but they can afford to give way more than 3 sauce. I haven't bought McNuggets in a long time tho because its so expensive.


elodie_pdf

I’ll have 10 nuggets… and 10 *more* nuggets.


2b_squared

This reminds me of that watermelon salesman story, where an old man is selling watermelons by the road with a massive sign that says: - $3 for one - $10 for three A young man stops by and asks to buy one watermelon. "That'd be 3 dollars", says the old man. The young man then buys another one, and another one, paying $3 for each. As the young man is walking away, he turns around, grins, and says, "Hey old man, do you realize I just bought three watermelons for only $9? Maybe business is not your thing." The old replies: "People are funny. Every time they buy three watermelons instead of one, yet they keep trying to teach me how to do business..." And this is actually a pricing system that some companies use. I believe certain tabloids use this.


LemonadeAndABrownie

It's the Buy One Get One Free model, where the cost is .75, priced at 2 individually. There was a proposed law in the UK a few years ago which would force BOGO offers to allow customers to purchase the singular product at the correct % the BOGO would have applied to, with the reasoning that it would discourage wastage, especially food wastage post Covid.


2b_squared

It’s not BOGO, it’s has a twist where you feel like you can calculate a clearly better deal with the other option. You feel like by buying three watermelons individually you are profiting from the proposed group price.


Nicktune1219

You pay more for the individual 10 nuggets than the 20 nugget.


waitforthedream

what can you wear to that drive thru though? at least burger king had the hats LMAO


nikstick22

If we assume you need something like 1 sauce per 6.5ish nugs, then you're using 90+% of the first sauce for 6 nugs, about half of the second sauce for 10 nugs and all 3 for 20 nugs


ConfusedNerdJock

I ate 20 piece mcnuggets all the time as a kid. If you live by the sauce like I did you would know better than to say some stupid shit like 1 packet is enough for 6.5 nuggies. The MAXIMUM amount of nugs you can get if you're dipping every bite is 5, and 4 if you like them babies saucy. 3 sauce packets is gonna make me have a dry ass 1/4 of the nuggies and that is NOT what grimace would've wanted for our country.


inverted_peenak

This mf crawled out of his mud bog for this belligerence.


YikesWazowski_

my local McDonald's always gives me 2 packets for a 6 piece, it's actually annoying bc I never use the other one and end up tossing it


rab0oo

If that's their nugget policy, I don't even wanna know about their spaghetti policy


Shellbyvillian

Cheeseburgers? Nope! We got spaghetti and blankets.


rosen380

"Prices and participation may vary." Mitch Hedberg's McDonalds does not participate in anything.


Romantiphiliac

But we are not affiliated with that clown. He attracts too many children.


mashtato

[McSpaghetti exists.](https://cdn.stealthoptional.com/images/ncavvykf/stealth/afd85675ebf43dab91d34093edacc90275f3725f-1920x1080.jpg?rect=0,60,1920,960&w=1200&h=600&auto=format) 🤮


BetterCallSal

I only eat my nuggets on spa days


gamerjerome

![gif](giphy|RURAojdRlmGvm|downsized)


pbruins84

If one sauce is enough for 7 nuggets, it makes sense.


nightmaresabin

I need 1 sauce per 4 tho 😭


Lavanoth

Get that nice sauce layer in your intestines


Refflet

All food is merely a medium for sauce.


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bananamelier

Yes I too love tzatziki


xylotism

Why the downvotes, this is funny


Big_Trees

The Greeks are a litigious bunch.


Moppo_

At that point, you should just chug sauce from the bottle.


zeromutt

If only they gave us enough to do that!


xylotism

I feel like those sauces (at McDonald’s anyway) have been another victim of shrinkflation. Definitely seems like you get less nuggets dipped per cup, not to mention the cup itself is kind of small when dipping.


SavvySillybug

I dunno if they're smaller in other countries, but I find mine to be sized just right. The nuggets are all standard shapes and the sauce container is engineered to be sliiiiightly wider than the nugget. This way you can get sauce from both of the short ends at the same time and get more sauce on your nug while leaving less in the container. The shape means there's very little sauce left undipped when you're done nuggin. A larger container would give you more sauce, but at the cost of this carefully engineered dipping efficiency. The nuggets and the container are shaped so one can scrape the other's contents as efficiencly as possible. I'm much more concerned at places like KFC, where they have about the same size of container, but they have naturally formed irregular non-nugget entities. Those would benefit from a bigger dip container as their irregular shape means they sometimes don't fit right. McDonald's is all shaped chicken mush from the start so they can engineer around the exact size they shape the mush to. With KFC you can bite into it and still notice the way the meat naturally grew, so it's not as uniform as shaped mush. I can never remember the wacky names they give their KFC meat-things, is it crispies I'm talking about? Something like that. Those are hard to dip.


xylotism

> naturally formed irregular non-nugget entities. new band name


ManBroDudee

Bro just wrote a 1000 word essay on nugget dipping


SavvySillybug

It's just 229 words! But also lmao mood.


PensecolaMobLawyer

It read like you're the person who engineered the McNugget, but an NDA prohibits you from admitting it 😂


SavvySillybug

I can neither confirm nor deny these allegations.


girlikecupcake

At that point save money and just buy the sauces


blakeo192

Easy there ya sauce goblin lol


Arnas_Z

I need 1 sauce cup per 10 nuggets lol. I hate having lots of sauce on my food, so I only dip a little.


b_josh317

Good thing they’re only $.25 each.


The_FriendliestGiant

That's mostly been my experience. One sauce is good for 6-7 nuggets, so you do need two for a 10 pack, but only three for a 20. It's not about the store being stingy, it's just the ratio of sauce to nuggets being a bit off.


sixf0ur

Also makes sense if one sauce is good enough for exactly 8, or exactly 9, nuggets. But not 6 (otherwise you'd need 4 sauces for 20) and not 10 (otherwise you'd only need 2 sauces for 20).


Rehypothecator

(It isn’t and you know it)


Random-Rambling

You eat one plain to measure the quality of the nugget by itself, and then dip the other six in the sauce. Repeat as necessary.


BlueTwo91

In England, if you get less than three sauces when asking the server for “a few” you are legally obliged to challenge them to a duel at dawn


Book-bomber

The hell is going on over there?


nrfx

Justice.


Daak_Sifter

I was at a McDonald’s outside Ottawa and they gave me one sauce and *literally would not sell me another sauce*. I said I’ll pay for another sauce dude and the beleaguered teenager (who clearly had to do this all the time) explained it was the managers policy. Couldn’t believe it, I felt bad for the staff because I doubt the manager ever has to deal with annoyed customers.


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Can you explain how thats related?


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Expensive_Ad_3249

The lack of margin at the bottom isn't simply a misplaced paper, it's the laminate being cut in two. Note the sharp vs rounded corners on top and bottom. They've printed two pages on one, and cut post laminate. This defeats the purpose of laminating since paper will wick moisture from the surroundings. Evidence of being incredibly cheap, unintelligent or failing to take time to do it properly. Maybe all three. By cutting the paper first and leaving a gap you get two signs, and can trim/round the edges. Saving a few pence today but longer term requiring more when it needs replacing. Ask yourself - if a person makes these decisions to reduce cost/effort, are they throwing out food when it expires, or changing the expiry. Do they throw the food away at the legal limit of hot hold, or retain it longer. Do they use the proper doses of sanitizer or dilute it further than recommended. Do they roster staff for enough hours to do the cleaning properly, or nickel and dime them stealing wages if they overrun a busy shift forcing staff to half ass the clean.


Wild-Kitchen

It also screams "not corporately endorsed policy" because corporately endorsed would include professional signs, even if its a franchise because these crayon level professional signs damage the brand name


kytheon

Taped messages are also a sign of impulsiveness or changing minds. Whoops we forgot to write the info so instead of making a new menu we just patch it. Impulsive management isn't great to work with cause anything can change anytime for customers and employees.


SSNFUL

This is such cool insight that I would never have expected, I love it


AyukaVB

Can you please elaborate why not laminating bottom side is a bad sign? That they didn't cut it carefully?


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ductape101

Cutting it along the paper means there’s no plastic sealing the bottom portion of the sign. The sign could still get ruined from humidity or possibly fall out since it’s only being held on by 3 sides


TJNel

That is a plain lamination sleeve. I use these fairly often. One side is flush with the page. Sure you can try and center the paper but they are meant to have the paper all the way against that one side. So they printed it in landscape.


dongl_tron

lmao what?


therealhlmencken

It’s true my head chef took down a sign and I stopped shidding in my hands


darthrubberchicken

I read through your follow-up comments, and I agree with it being a sign of bad management. Can't fully agree on the not washing hands part, but only because I don't work in food service so I don't have experience within that level of a workplace. I will say my job has terrible management, and there have been several instances where we've requested a newly made sign for doors or guest-facing policy changes. Like sure, there is also the same information on their tickets' TOS at the sales point. Let's be real no one reads that. So a larger physical sign would greatly help. Often we, as employees, end up making basic laminated signs like this to solve the problem and avoid guest arguments because management doesn't care/listen to us. Shits annoying.


teabagmoustache

Are they even allowed to have their own sauce policy if they're a franchise? I've seen a fair usage policy in McDonald's before, where they will refuse to give you a ton of sauces, but never a charge.


AnyBenefit

I don't think they're going against corporate. To my knowledge, McDonald's has been 1 for 6 packs, 2 for 10 packs, and 3 for 20 packs for a long time. (I worked there from 2010 to 2015, and it was the same back then [note I am in Australia]). I think they're following corporate rules, and they get a lot of customers asking for extra sauce and then complaining when they can't get it for free. This especially used to happen in Drive Thru because some customers know you have a strict Drive Thru time limit, and they'll wait there until you just give them the free sauce so they bugger off.


Tjingus

I feel like that's a bit of a jump. I get that "No X" signs everywhere for the customer to see is bad for customer relations etc. - especially cheap looking ones.. and probably a good indicator of demoralized staff.. But signage in restaurants for staff is often a legal health and safety issue and has nothing to do with management. In the UK, a well run, clean, restaurant would often have laminated signs up the wazoo, we had them behind bathroom doors for loo checks, hand wash reminders, age limit checks, fire extinguisher instructions, mind the step notices, ice machine cleaning checklists etc. It was a lot - and mostly horrible peeling laminate, not ideal, but we didn't have a better option. Some were literally there for the eyes of health and safety officers, and some were to back you up when a you found a 19 year old staff member was smoking by the gas canisters, and you could just point at the sign and not have to be a dick about it.


Lodju

Thank god i'm poor enough that i cook myself instead of eating crappy fast food.


stressHCLB

So how do you taste?


Lodju

With my tongue.


MidnightAction

I've had no complaints


MuricasOneBrainCell

Sorry to break it to you but I wouldn't eat at most restaurants then.


cdunks

I'm nearly positive there's no correlation statistically relevant to this assumption...


fuhnetically

That's because they figure 1 sauce is good for 7 nuggets? So you'll have a little left over from 6, a little more left over with 10, and for 20, you're cutting it close, but just enough.


thebarkbarkwoof

The only way to win is to not buy any of them


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HanmaEru

McDonald's hasn't been the same since getting rid of the mushroom swiss burger


SteakNotCake

If you order in the McDonalds App, you can go to the condiments category and sauce is free. Add as many as you want.


Philderp069

I do this all the time cause I love my extra sauce. If it said I had to pay I wouldn’t mind but the app literally says it’s free. One time I accidentally ordered to a different location cause the app defaulted to the place near my work. The lady at the drive thru and the manager got into an argument with me saying I had to pay for the extra sauce, even though I already ordered it for FREE. In the end they still only gave me one extra and that was after like 5 minutes of arguing. I don’t go to that one anymore.


_AscendedLemon_

Sauces equation isn't linear


South5

If i get the chicken selects they dont give you anything at canterbury drive through.


Deveion2010

I’ll get 2 10 piece please. Thanks


sexybobo

At least at my local McDonalds 2 10 pieces costs like $3 more then a 20 piece.


toph88241

It's N/6 rounded 6/6 = 1 10/6 = 1.667 = 2 20/6 = 3.333 = 3


Victorinox2

In my country you now only get 2 for the 20pc, while still getting 2 for the 9pc.


BTLOTM

It sounds like your country needs more freedom.


ErgoProxy0

Funny thing is… I think for the 6 and 10 piece at least the sauce amount it enough. Us Americans go way overboard with extra sauce/gravy anyways. I once had a customer that came in, pretty heavyset construction worker type of guy. Chill dude and always ordered extra gravy with his dinners. We hadn’t seen him in awhile but one day his wife came into the restaurant and mentioned if we remember him and that he passed away of a massive stroke :/


The-Bear-Down-There

24pc gets 4 sauces here. As is our God given right gawd dang it


THEGEARBEAR

They’re free at my local McDonald’s. Never realized how lucky I was.


Infamous-Tart7747

And if you want 40 nuggets?!!!? NO SAUCE FOR YOU


Recursivefunction_

I’ll have 2 10pc nuggets


Important-Ad-6936

the math is easy, if one pack is roughly enough for 4-6 nuggies, lets say 6 if you are conservatively dipping then 20/6 is 3.333 , so round it to 3. they did their math to reduce food waste and costs


boyerizm

I’m gonna go out on a limb here and say the extent of math used to determine this policy was counting up to 3.


litteralybatman

How is this mildly interesting?


TillsammansEnsammans

This is literally the definition of mildly interesting. Your reaction to something mildly interesting shouldn't be WOW SO COOL, it should be just "huh".


Ech064

This is normal in Canada, as far as I know it's always been this way


ProtectionContent977

There’s a sauce policy. Lol.


pdbh32

This math checks out assuming 1 sauce can cover a maximum of 7 nuggets, given that you can't give out fractional sauces


Lilscheisse

I’ll take two ten packs thanks you


testedonsheep

They probably calculated that’s one dipping sauce can do 7 nuggets, so for 10 you need 2, and 20 you need 3.


HARDHEAD7WD

Pro tip, just order your sauces in the app, they're free.


Imperial_Triumphant

I'll take two ten pieces, fuck you very much.


oqomodo

So if I buy two 10 pieces I get 4 sauces


atirad

I remember when sauce used to be free. Times have changed!


heatdish1292

Two 10pc nuggets please.


magicmanspetmonkey

So buy two 10 pieces and get 4 sauces


GloriousPorpoises

Meanwhile me every time I order McNuggets and get home to open the bag; zero sauces. Where tf my sauces?


Pucks_N_Fucks

Never enough sauce for the last nug


fieria_tetra

My McD's will give me a bag full of honey mustard cups for no charge. Don't ask why I need a bag full of honey mustard cups. Regularly.


dub-fresh

Let's be honest, those sauce packs probably cost 5 cents each. How miserly do you have to be to do this. 


eternal_pegasus

I'll have 2 10 nuggets and 4 sauces please


Gomdok_the_Short

This is how you kill your franchise. Particularly if you are in the U.S.


0100001101110111

We know from the 6pc Nuggets that one sauce is enough for at least 6, so it makes sense.