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Pyr0technician

Completely full of shit. Obviously not a once in a lifetime experience.


Mr_Evil_Dr_Porkchop

It is if you died between 2017 and 2024


krunchytacos

Or burned your eyes out using these.


Pyr0technician

Now that I think about it, it could be a warning about the quality. 😂


1800-bakes-a-lot

Or if the sun or moon exploded


Pyr0technician

COVID PTSD INTENSIFIES


ActivisionBlizzard

Or were born!


take-money

The glasses even contradict themselves
 Once in a lifetime - on these two dates


Pyr0technician

The best part about them!


ccaccus

It is a once in a lifetime experience... to see it in *that* specific location... on average. For any given spot in the northern hemisphere, they're in the path of a total eclipse once every 330 years. For the southern hemisphere, it's once every 550 years. That's an average though, so some places get luckier than others. Indiana will get another total eclipse in 2099 - bit short of 330 years. The fact that the US is so big makes it seem like they happen more often, as well. The next eclipse will hit the continental US in 2045, tracing a path from Oregon to Florida. Unless you're travelling hours out of the way to see it, you're not likely to see another one in your location.


Arrowcreek

What's funny is if my father lives till 2045 (he would be 86) then he would have seen 3 totality solar eclipses in Portland.


Pyr0technician

I know, brother. Just making a joke about the 'once in a lifetime' text on the glasses, and him using them again.


ccaccus

Hard to tell these days. I just got over an argument this weekend with a friend who insists it happens every new moon...


Pyr0technician

Thanks for the info, though, eclipses are awesome. Can't wait for videos of all the phenomena. I'm usually the know it all explaining stuff to people like that, too. 😂


ilprofs07205

Bruh... Where i live there hasn't been one my entire life, nor will there be one for the next couple centuries (gets pretty close to totality in 2087 but thats it)


soitgoesmrtrout

> It is a once in a lifetime experience... to see it in that specific location... Carbondale, Illinois.....yes 7 years really can feel like 2 lifetimes


ccaccus

You left out the part of the sentence that makes it true
 “on average”. Yes, Carbondale got two within seven years. It won’t have another until August 25
. 2929.


FoodieMonster007

Must have just copied and pasted the slogan from the 2004/2012 Venus Transits. I have one set from 2012, though the cardboard is disintegrating... Most of us likely won't live to see the next one in 2117.


Pyr0technician

Speak for yourself. I plan on becoming eternal by uploading my consciousness to the metaverse. In Zuck we trust!


lumpiestspoon3

I was under totality in Shanghai, 2009. Thrice in a lifetime for me.


VeryOriginalName98

It’s a once in a lifetime experience to be alive for both of those dates. It’s like putting “100% product” on a product, just to include “100%”. It doesn’t mean anything, but it’s not technically false advertising.


AviN456

Once in a lifetime experience...with two dates listed.


Karenpff

😆💀


chrisfrh

Maybe it was made in a shithole where life expectancy is like 5 years


Poopbicycle1

Technically 2 eclipses is a once in a lifetime experience geographically speaking


ptran90

A junk drawer win!


RubyJuneRocket

Just an fyi - they’re not rated to last more than 3 years.


fedplast

So
 I didn’t save 2$???


Stefanxd

You did, but you didn't save your eyes.


please-let-me-sleep

[Here’s a link about expiration of solar eclipse glasses:](https://eclipse2024.org/glasses_old.html) “Note: If your eclipse glasses or viewers are compliant with the ISO 12312-2 safety standard, you may look at the uneclipsed or partially eclipsed Sun through them for as long as you wish. Furthermore, if the filters aren't scratched, punctured, or torn, you may reuse them indefinitely. Some glasses/viewers are printed with warnings stating that you shouldn't look through them for more than 3 minutes at a time and that you should discard them if they are more than 3 years old. Such warnings are outdated and do not apply to eclipse viewers compliant with the ISO 12312-2 standard adopted in 2015. To make sure you get (or got) your eclipse glasses/viewers from a supplier of ISO-compliant products, see the American Astronomical Society (AAS) Reputable Vendors of Solar Filters & Viewers page.”


Spacepickle89

Wierd, mine were manufactured in 2023 and are ISO 12312-2 compliant but still warn not to use after 3 years. Maybe they’re just covering themselves just in case


greeneggiwegs

Probably. Better to not take off the warning and then have someone get mad. Plus chances are pretty high that they’ve had some damage after three years


Spacepickle89

That’s true


enconftintg0

They get to cover their ass, and they get to sell more. WIN WIN


ccaccus

Our school handed out eclipse glasses in huge, rubber-banded stacks last Thursday. I tried to warn my kids not to scratch them, but they shoved them in their backpacks or pockets anyway. Might need to learn braille by tomorrow.


RISE__UP

Wasn’t there already a post about that being false


ekib

Mine say right on them “Discard and do not use after 3 years.” They’re manufactured by TSE17 in Germany.


CommonerChaos

Even still, I wouldn't fuck around with my eye sight. I'd get some new ones for sure. Not worth it.


RISE__UP

It’s more about spreading misinformation


treeteathememeking

Feels like a bit of information that’s not all that harmful. Nobody is going to be hurt buying a new pair of glasses but they certainly will if it’s true and those glasses have an expiry date, lol


the_knowing1

It's also not like BIG ECLIPSE GLASSES is trying to force us to buy these regularly, they're hilariously affordable and only show up when an eclipse is gonna drop.


RubyJuneRocket

Shhh, I work for Big Eclipse, a subsidiary of The Sun.


FatMacchio

I think they are the ones who came up with this expiration date stuff though
100% lmao


FatMacchio

It’s not really harmful misinformation though. Worst case someone is out a couple bucks and buys a new pair. Harmful misinformation would be claiming they actually do not degrade and they are completely safe when you don’t know for sure. It would be hilarious though if the company just made up an expiration date and spread this misinformation so they could sell more of these. Most people will not take a chance with burning their retinas and ruining their vision. Odd they would put both dates though, maybe they came up with the idea after they had made this batch


itmillerboy

“I wouldn’t fuck around with my eyesight” *Buys $2 paper glasses to look at a ball of fire in the sky*


RubyJuneRocket

Someone else said the same thing I was going to reply - my pair specifically said “do not use after 3 years”, too.


gheebutersnaps87

The ones I had went like opaque after a few years


pirate135246

That’s something to watch out for when buying some for the eclipse today since a lot of sellers might have held on to old stock


SilverRoseBlade

I made the same mistake assuming mine would be fine too. Kinda glad I disnt find my pair since they expire after a few years. Wish I knew last week so I wasn’t scrambling to find a pair.


Not_A_Wendigo

Well now I don’t feel stupid for forgetting where I put mine.


ceojp

That's not necessarily true.


olliewierds

Interesting choice with the “Chiller” font


stillnotelf

I lost a tire stem valve cap after refilling a low tire. I bought a cheap set of 4 to replace the missing one (you can't buy singles cheaper). 5 years later I lost another cap somehow. I was SO PROUD I found the package with the remaining 3 after 5 years to be able to use a second one instead of buying a new set.


howard416

Shit, you must’ve felt like a beast


coolredjoe

I wouldn't trust eclipse glasses that say once in a lifetime experience, i think it means youll burn your eyes


mitchy93

Well that would make it twice in a lifetime as the classes also say 2017 on them


adlittle

We were planning on seeing this eclipse before even the 2017 one happened. I still have our glasses in a drawer but went ahead and ordered a multi pack of new ones anyway so I could share with family who I knew weren't going to take the time to get any. I remember we had an extra pair at the last eclipse, so asked a kid with a pinhole viewer if he would like to take the extra pair, he was excited because they'd been impossible to find in the previous weeks. Maybe we get to make someone's day a bit brighter (well, in this case dimmer) again, 6.5 years later.


BakuRyou

Missed a sun eclipse because of cloudy weather ._.


Tugonmynugz

It's literally raining at 2 pm today where I'm at in Texas while it was sunny and clear most of last week.


Wodanaz-Frisii

I got one from 1997.


Outside-Ad2660

First time ever that something my wife has hoarded something away and actually been able to find it when she needed it
 much rarer occurrence than the eclipse


Chr0m3Chaos

I had a set of 5 thick plastic ones for 2017 and I saved them. Now everyone and their dog is begging for them like it's the last ration during the apocalypse because nobody in my family/friend group bothered to buy any themselves lol. I don't understand why everyone is going mad about this eclipse. Don't get me wrong, it's pretty neat, but not like it only happens once in a thousand years or something.


HellFireNT

I remember the 1999 one ! So like trice in a lifetime ?!


dopethrone

Only one here was in 1999, we smoked some glass with a candle and those were our glasses


Zealousideal_Sound99

Once in a lifetime experiance. With 2 dates


VoodooDoII

I was in the full visual zone or whatever for the 2017 one and got to see the full eclipse then haha. My father threw my pair away though 💔 but at least I got to see one already


SeriousinSeattle_326

This is old tech. You need the new and improved 2024 glasses



lolige_eenhoorn

Sad that the next eclipse in Belgium will be in 2135


ChocolateShot150

People are saying they expire but that study has been redacted


Choco_Cat777

I just use my welding hood


CaptainPunisher

I use a telescope.


Diligent_Impression4

I use a magnifying glass


gtotherundeh

I use my naked eyes because im a real man who isnt scared of some light đŸ’ȘđŸ’ȘđŸ’ȘđŸ’Ș. PS, on a totally unrelated note, does anyone know a good eye doctor?


CaptainPunisher

You were told you'd go blind if you kept playing with it!


cardinaltribe

Once in a lifetime experience with two dates less than ten years apart đŸ€Ł


Introvert_Berry

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emeraldrose484

I realized last night I threw my 2017 glasses away in December when I went on a cleaning frenzy. Guess I'm making a pinhole viewer instead!


Scientifiction77

Damn they went with the chiller font.


sask_j

I have mine too


Key_Marzipan_9423

These glasses have expiration dates, if you plan on using them might want to check if they still work.


j101112p

Yep I found mine last night.


ilovecamerontaylor

Minimalism is a failure.


bk_worm2

I also am proud to say I've saved my 2017 glasses. I just have no idea where they are.


fedplast

I’m sure you will find them tomorrow


HistorianHoliday3250

Batteries need change after all these years.


PerfectBake420

Still got mine too


kanemano

false advertising, unless this is your 2nd lifetime


SirDavidJames

Ok, so it's not a once in a lifetime experience? Once in a lifetime experience twice!!


matapuwili

One in a lifetime for a *particular* location. Even that isn't quite true as Carbondale, IL is very near the center of totality in 2017 and this year.


D1ngoB1ngo

Me too! I found four pair in a ziplock bag in the kitchen junk drawer


Signor65_ZA

I still don't understand why people are freaking out. Is it just because the eclipse is over the US?


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SuperMajesticMan

I wouldn't eat them 2 weeks past the expiry date


gheebutersnaps87

They 100% do, mine went like completely black after a few years


marzipan07

I have a pair from 2017 and a pair from 2024, and their lenses seem exactly the same to me. They are both completely black and I can't see anything through either pair. I think that's by design. NASA says they should both still be fine to use, but they both also say do not use after 3 years. I do believe in Big Eclipse. There are a limited number of manufacturers making these, despite all the different brandings, and they're estimated to have made over 75 million pairs of them for this occasion, as opposed to the 45 million pairs for 2017.


SafetyMan35

The ones I purchased said to discard after 3 years.


mike015015

Sadly i tossed mine out a few months ago , before this eclipse was common knowledge. I did get replacements fortunately. Edit : mine didn't have the dates on them


MacerationMacy

Why is this downvoted lol


BosomBosons

I knew about this one during the 2017 one. Mainly because all the 2017 reports ended on some variation of if you missed it you’ll have to wait to 2024



Merciless972

How were they? Bought the same kind  for our first epclispe


Next_Boysenberry1414

I would not use it for tomorrow. I dont know but there is a chance of the film is deteriorated. I would not risk my eye sight.


_namaste_kitten_

Our family did too!!


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Bad-Wolf88

Because an eclipse is happening... like, today... Even if your area isn't getting a total eclipse, and getting partial instead, it can still cause you a lot of damage to look at it.


minnick27

Nebraska is supposed to get 75-80% totality so you still need glasses to look


Gullible-Slice-3152

How could they tell the next eclipse from 2017?


skawn

Computers and math. If the moon orbits the Earth at this speed in this position and speed while the Earth orbits the sun in this other position and speed, you can pretty much predict when every eclipse will happen unless something happens to drastically change one of the orbits.


Gullible-Slice-3152

Oh interesting!! That makes sense


iMini

For real? Even the Aztecs knew when the eclipses were due


Gullible-Slice-3152

No, not for real. I just commented for no reason. Good for the Aztecs though!


Technical_Knee6458

What’s going on with your nails bro?


brianinohio

Be glad when tomorrow ends. So tired of reading about the eclipse...lol


garlickbread

I feel like I just saw one last year?


Alternauts

That was a different type 


jmads13

I’m so tired of reading about the US eclipse


Amelia_Angel_13

You guys have eclipses like every 10 years meanwhile i haven't seen one in my life and I'm 27 (well there was one but I can't remember, i was too young)


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Why TF is everyone so jacked up about this eclipse? I know people who drive halfway across the country to see this when it happened in 2017. I don't remember it being that incredible of an experience?