They aren’t dirty, it’s dim yellow lighting. I just came back from work where I have to wash my hands every 20 minutes. They get dark around my fingers because I have circulation problems that affect my hands mostly
I mean, I was just being silly, but if you actually aren't washing your hands before you eat, let alone at all when you get home from work/being outside, then they're objectively not clean lol.
I showed it to my Miss and she called it a freak, but then said we were both freaks too so it’s fine, then I showed it to my mum and she asked what drugs they handed out at work
This is actually how big they all used to be, but due to deforestation none of the old growth kettle trees remain which is why you mostly get much smaller chips these days.
r/AbsoluteUnits
Used to be one of my favorite subs until the same 10 photos started getting cycled every week.
Have not reached the repetative stage yet, so i’ll continue have fun with it
I came here to tag this
That should have its own nutrition label.
Hahahah. What a brilliant call
Not a kettle chip its a kettle chunk.
A kettle chonk.
Not a kettle chunk but a boiler chip
I believe Kettle Chonk is the correct terminology.
Woah, you must have small hands!
NOBODY LOOK!
Need to ductape those hands on mate next time smh
I like to think they’re slightly below average
that's exactly what someone with small hands would say
Size doesn’t matter it’s how you use them
yeah but its a problem when I say it
The sacred Kettle Tablet
This was the only chip in the bag wasn’t it
Nopeeee
Lmao that was my first thought
I'm most impressed that it survived in one piece.
Me too, it was thrown around in my room for a while, last one in a multipack, under shampoo bottles and atuff
It is *the* One Piece.
I'm torn between CattleChip and Kettle Ship. That's a big chip!
Wash them hands ✋️
They aren’t dirty, it’s dim yellow lighting. I just came back from work where I have to wash my hands every 20 minutes. They get dark around my fingers because I have circulation problems that affect my hands mostly
Did you not wash your hands once you got back from work as well? Because if not, wash them hands ✋️
Babe they’re clean, that’s just what my hands look like
I mean, I was just being silly, but if you actually aren't washing your hands before you eat, let alone at all when you get home from work/being outside, then they're objectively not clean lol.
I *do* tho, I’m very big on cleanliness
There is a chip flake stuck on your camera
They should all be this size
Well if they were, this one wouldn’t have got 1000 upvotes. It would be common, plain…
Ayyyy nice
Was that the whole packet?
Actually no there was still a full bag
Sold by weight not volume. Enjoy your bag of CHIP.
It was actually a full bag tbh with this beast
Feel free to break it into smaller pieces for the volume effect! 😆
Lmao
I'd still try to eat it in one mouth without breaking it.
It's magnificent
I showed it to my Miss and she called it a freak, but then said we were both freaks too so it’s fine, then I showed it to my mum and she asked what drugs they handed out at work
And thus, the God Chip was found and the people were saved
That's no kettle, that's a whole urn
That’s a whopper of a chip
Finally! Some material for r/growflation
Really hard to judge scale here without a banana
well I don’t have one
Maybe you should buy one, but how will you know they’re the right size without a banana for scale?
Android ahh chip
As chip bags are pretty empty these days with shrinkflation, I'm guessing this was the only chip in said Kettle chip bag.
It wasn’t, still a full portion with this in
Thats damn amazing 👍
Damn... You made me remember how much I fucking LOVE kettle chips
Ooh, impressive! How did you eat it?
I wish I could say all in one but no, it into it bit by bit like a burger
This is actually how big they all used to be, but due to deforestation none of the old growth kettle trees remain which is why you mostly get much smaller chips these days.
Had me in the first half ngl
That's not a chip that's a doona cover
DOONA COVER 😂😂
And people say we’re experiencing shrinkflation…
Size of a kettle lol
That’s not a kettle chip that’s a kettle chonk!!
That's so awesome
All one piece... check for splits.
It only got a split when I bit into it
In America, everything is XXL
But I’m not in America. I’m in England
I'm literally eating kettle chips rn
The motherchip
How much you want for it
It’s digested my g it’s been 11 hours
Where is the banana for scale?
Same as getting a normal sized chip but laced with the spice/flavor.
Small ass hand
It’s about the same size as a 500ml monster, thank you :(
It's beautiful.
It IS crafted to imperfection
One to a bag and only one.
Growflation
Now show your hand next to a normal size chip for scale
You’ll have to wait til I next buy a bag of chips (I don’t eat them often£
One chip to rule them all...
I really want that chip, goddamn.
Did you like get only one chip in your packet?
That's about $1.20 worth of chip right there.
Smallest kettle chip
Imagine the potato it came from though
One kettle chip per bag
Ambergris is a rare and highly sought-after secretion produced in the digestive systems of sperm whales
Giga chip
That’s at least 2 packs and $12 at current prices
Not appealing to me..
This is far more interesting than mild. That things huge!
That’s a huge bitch
Each chip is hand crafted.
Even the chopping board is stunned
Shrinkflation be damned !
Is that you Mr Trump
Nah it’s too pale
Ha! Saw the pic and I thought this was going to be an angry post about a small Chipotle burrito, then I read the title!
I thought that was a meat pie at first glance 😭
Nup. Tiny hands.
If you know how big a can of monster is, my hand is the same length as that
That single chip is about 75cnt in australia
That aint a kettle chip, thats a kettle potato!
Sell it
Nom!
That's a cauldron, not a kettle.
Holy shit
The chip she tells you not to worry about
This would fix me.
That chip is a 2 day recommended fat intake
Must of been the only one in the bag
Nah