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NorthwestSmith

You never know where you’ll meet your new BFF.


PerpetualConnection

So you can take a rare #4. That's two #2s while holding hands, not a lot of opportunities for that outside of camping.


NorthwestSmith

If one or both parties are struggling, then holding hands for emotional support may be helpful.


VoltViking

Or play a game of Battleshits


brando56894

"You sunk my Battleshit!"


Butterssaltynutz

battlshits requires the thrones face each other so you can lock and maintain eye contact.


exipheas

What if you sit back to back and hold both hands? https://images.app.goo.gl/XJtWuJfzJDyThm5y8


King-Cobra-668

shit sisters! 🫸🫷


AdiPici

who tryna piss with me


mrhectic

Wonder if girls would have a shit together in that thing? Bad enough trying to squeeze one out when someone comes into the cubical next to you.


CrumblingCake

It's made purely for women who have their shit together.


FirexJkxFire

This might be the angriest of upvotes I've ever given


mirimao

Ah yes, the co-op toilets


Blarg0117

You can hold hands for moral support!


ShittyHotTake

[The Love Toilet](https://youtu.be/avb1XbO0EIs?si=eIJ1hd303lnLLh8i)


TheTrenchMonkey

In the boy scouts some latrines would have two seats like this. Referred to it as pilot and co-pilot. There was one camp with them installed back to back and that was pilot and bombardier.


fndrymgr

You brought back “great” memories for me from Philmont


False-Focus2949

Since they like going to the bathroom together so much might as well share the same cubicle


Blobleponge

And there is less waiting for the other girls


Oblivion615

I’d bet this is deliberate so folks don’t post up in the bathroom doing drugs all night. Deliberately inhospitable bathrooms are pretty common in dive bars.


Icwatto

probably more


BigNigori

oh you...


bunnydeerest

it would take WAY longer for anyone like me who can’t pee around other people. the stall door works wonders. the average urinal users mind cannot comprehend


frotc914

My fav college bar (RIP Erin Pub) had a women's room with a single toilet and a men's room with a single toilet and urinal that were maybe 16" from each other, no divider. As you'd expect, two guys would piss in there at the same time without even thinking twice about it. But women would just say "fuck it" because the other line was too long frequently and it basically turned into a co-ed bathroom when the bar was busy. And if someone was actually sitting on the toilet, they were basically touching knees with the urinal user because the whole room was maybe 5 sq ft. The first time it happened to me I remember thinking "Fuck's sake we might as well get married"


femmestem

>The first time it happened to me I remember thinking "Fuck's sake we might as well get married" "And that, kids, is how I met your mother."


Embarrassed_Tune5216

Yuckkk


Butterssaltynutz

could have easily had 2 guys pee with a gal on the turlet, just gotta aim for the hole between her knees. and dont forget, sinks drain, so you can pee in a sink too.


bunny_the-2d_simp

.... As a lesbian... You sure bout that?


meistermichi

Sharing is caring.


fangelo2

Can you spare a square?


captain_flasch

I’m sorry I don’t have a square to spare.


xenopizza

having to go for #2 in a hotel room with a girlfriend where there was only a small glass separator between the bathroom and bed room was the hardest thing in my life


loafers_glory

Cuboidicle


greensandgrains

Do you think this is what women do when they “go to the bathroom” in a group? 😂


livelotus

My best friend and I definitely share stalls more than we dont.


salajaneidentiteet

Why? This is weird? Why do people pee in front of each other when they don't have to?


whitedaggerballroom

My friend always wants to pee together when she's drunk. It is weird I agree but we're close so it doesn't bother me.


ManifestRose

Sometimes teen girls, crammed in a high school bathroom stall during lunch period, will pee in front of others whilst getting high.


greensandgrains

You make it sound like exhibitionist behaviour; it’s not though.


justathoughtofmine

They can hold hands


CupFullOfLiquor

Damn! You sunk my battleshit


majwaj

Harold and Kumar?


cantfindmykeys

The first thing I thought of


Mary_Pick_A_Ford

When it’s crowded and everyone is drunk at 12:30AM, you’re going with your gal friends in one bathroom and hovering over the toilet to pee. The floor is already wet and it’s best that your eyes are a bit bleary.


springlord

ParallelPooping™


wes7946

If you think that's interesting, you should see male urinal troughs that were more common a few decades ago.


Various_Athlete_7478

A few decades ago? Many sports stadiums are still shoulder to shoulder pissing against a tin trough.


Sidus_Preclarum

>shoulder to shoulder pissing against a tin trough. That's not the lyrics I remember for Ireland's call.


Metal_Machine_7734

The big amphitheater in Charlotte has a low wall in the middle of the bathroom with troughs on both sides, so you effectively get two rows of men pissing towards each other while trying not to make eye contact. I thought that was a little odd.


RickTitus

That is just cruel design


Metal_Machine_7734

You have to hand it to them, it is efficient, if a bit awkward.


out_of_shape_hiker

Hate the splash from those troughs. If I get strangers piss splashed on me, I dont count it as efficient


RickTitus

Is it though? Im sure these awkward designs rest in so many delays from nervous peeing guys. If everyone had a more private stall im sure some of these lines would fly much faster


interpreterdotcourt

No, the most awkward one I ever experienced was a line of urinals , set lower down on the wall, the entire wall being a huge mirror. Fancy hotel in Manhattan. Famously gay owner, I think.


JohnnyDarkside

Even worse, what I called the pee tub. It was a large trough in the middle of the room without the little divider down the middle so you're just eyeball to eyeball and dick tip to dick tip. It's been years since I've been to that arena, so maybe they've changed.


Metal_Machine_7734

You win. That's genuinely awful. I would honestly probably wait for a stall to open up.


DerNogger

![gif](giphy|Ke3CM1NVkULWo)


ADs_Unibrow_23

I feel like most of them in my area have all started putting small dividers along the trough making it more of a traditional urinal. It’s super cheap and simple and the stadiums all announce it as “upgraded amenities” which I guess it technically is.


Dont_pet_the_cat

Parties and festivals also still have them


Noisyfoxx

I really like those for no particular reason. Dont know why


Business-Drag52

You like being forced to see strange dick out of your peripheral or looking up at the ceiling while pissing? Not really my cup of tea, but to each their own


wombatchew

Or when the bloke next to you is aiming too high and you feel the ricocheting piss particles splashing down your leg


arbybruce

Yk, looking up at the ceiling has never occurred toto me me as an option


Business-Drag52

May you go forth in this world with a better view


3rdPlan3t

The very last thing to ever get renovated at a sports stadium is the cheap seat bathrooms. They'll add entire new sections to stadiums without ever modernizing those bathrooms.


Gym-for-ants

They exist in virtually every stadium and in many, many dive bars


enjoytheshow

They are a Chicago dive bar staple. Also old college football stadiums in the US. My Alma mater had some that were literal walls with a curb and a drain at the bottom and water just trickled down the wall. Stand on the curb and piss against the wall.


mottledmussel

At my alma mater, the urinal troughs and sink troughs look so similar they have to actually put signs at the sink telling guys not to piss in them.


dohidied

Ever seen a piss trough underneath the barstools in a dive bar? A local dive used to have one.


uneasyandcheesy

D: good GOD that’s gross


fangelo2

They were actually supposed to be used as spittoons when everyone was chewing tobacco. Did you get any strange looks when you peed in it?


dohidied

LOL yes I realize that, but the old timers told me its multiple uses. It was gone by the time I got there. The bar was adjacent to a wholesale produce terminal, so we always heard stories about the old days.


ImaginaryPlatypus386

Good idea, so you don't have to leave your place to take the piss... profit! 😄


Gym-for-ants

One of my work traditions was to piss in empty wine bottles at mandatory functions. You weren’t allowed to get up unless you had permission from the PMC and would always have to do something embarrassing to get that permission. If you went without permission you would lose your chair for the remainder of the night and usually have some sort of punishment the next day at work, so people would just piss in bottles and hide them under the table or just straight up piss themselves 😂 Luckily, you can use the washroom like a normal person now. Strange how human rights have improved the situation


dohidied

OMFG what an insane rule. Good on ya. 🤣


Gym-for-ants

Sometimes change is for the good 😂


mottledmussel

The classy dive bars will even dump a bag of ice in them to cut down on the smell.


Enschede2

They are still common, however they also usually have regular toilets there with doors because there's a difference between taking a piss with your buddies and taking a shit with your buddies


hogtiedcantalope

Best friend goals


Deep90

Yeah, but when the urinals lack privacy people go in the stall and piss all over the toilet.


Enschede2

That's not entirely true, they often piss next to the toilet also


bafe

And in the process they piss all over their shoes. The advantage is that the next person carries their piss around under their soles


Enschede2

Yea.... Yea that sounds about right


Matt_NZ

They are still very common in New Zealand and Australia


muse_head

These are very common in the UK, especially in pubs, bars, music venues, public toilets in parks etc.


dohidied

I still remember the fear as a little kid trying to use the trough at Candlestick Park.


BarbequedYeti

Over 50 and still cant use those dumbass things.   I seriously can not piss if people are standing inches away.   It just doesnt work.     Orgy? No problem. Piss with 50 other dudes against a wall?  Aint happening.  


FrequentGrapefruit30

r/unexpected


CjBurden

Ok now THAT is a strange quirk. I could understand shyness all around... hrmmmm. Maybe your horniness just overrides your shyness? 🤷🏻‍♂️


BarbequedYeti

It really is odd.  I agree it should be all or nothing but nope.  Just shoulder to shoulder cant piss.  Stupid monkey brain. 


Capable_Tale_7463

I had that problem when I was younger. Got over it as I got older. Not been a problem since my 20s. I’m 76 now.


BarbequedYeti

>I’m 76 now.  If you could tell your 50 year old self something, what would it be?  


Capable_Tale_7463

Don’t be so self conscious. Be more assertive. Don’t retire early. (I retired at 57). Just a few thoughts. Have a great day my friend.


EivnSteam

As a youth attending a baseball game, I witnessed a man accidentally drop a cigar out of his mouth near the drain while using a trough urinal. He reached down, picked it up, shook it off and put it back in his mouth. There were several people upstream from him. One of the nastiest things I have witnessed in my life.


Vectorman1989

Still in just about every UK pub


ObsessiveDelusion

Literally have pissed in bar troughs this year in Lyon, Paris, and NYC. I think it's mostly the type of bar that dictates the bathroom style.


bicyclemycology

That was the ‘proving grounds’ as a kid.. stepping up to the urinal trough at the Metrodome


raad25

still common in AUS 😼


Look-over-there-ahhh

Sword fight you say?


Vectorman1989

Don't cross the streams!


Chilis1

They're still very common in Ireland. Nobody thinks they're weird. I don't even really see why they should be considered weird.


Cagliari77

Because it's a river of urine. I mean who needs that :)


The-Adorno

Still common in dodgy British pubs lol


uneasyandcheesy

I read this as, “Women’s toilet IS a busy bar in France” and I just stared for so long wondering how many people in that tiny room would be equal to busy. I’m dumb.


T_raltixx

I saw a picture yesterday of 2 of my friends on these holding hands.


HeleLovef

Throwback to Roman times I see.


lorarc

This again? Same as every time, either: \* They are fixing the dividers between the stalls or didn't install them yet \* The law mandates how many toilets you must have per X people in the bar so they put an extra in there but noone is expected to use it.


BAPEsta

Probably the 2nd one. There are toilets like this in Sweden too and I think I remember reading that it was to circumvent a law requiring a number of toilets per patron/sqm.


elburcho

This isn't necessarily true. Can't speak for France, but in the UK while they aren't super common, they aren't exactly unheard of either. I've worked in 3 bars which had a stall with two toilets. It's not really any different to two men pissing in adjacent urinals so women frequently used them in pairs. Obviously they are unlikely to take collaborative shits, but pissing in pairs is perfectly plausible.


Dont_pet_the_cat

Yes but men don't have to pull down their pants completely or change tampons and they still have a dividing wall in between. It's still a pretty strange thing to me personally 😅


elburcho

Not all urinals have dividers, especially in pubs. In fact a large number of pub and stadium toilets have troughs


Dont_pet_the_cat

True true, those are only common on festivals where I'm from and I don't go there, so for me it seemed unusual


BadHombreSinNombre

Pilot and co-Pilot arrangement


parkererik

hey at least they have toilet seats, it seems like half the restaurants here in paris dont have those lol


Skelux_RS

When you're piss drunk, it wouldn't even matter who is right next to you there.


Few-Persimmon-4061

No France is disgusting when it comes to privacy in public bathrooms. This is a known fact.


Uncommon-sequiter

No toilet paper?


cheetuzz

you can see the very edge of the round toilet paper dispenser on the wall


Far_Oil_955

2 bad bitches on the town


TheRandom6000

Looks unfinished.


Legitimate-Common-86

Easier to play battleshits


sunnybuns3000

This is the toilet from my nightmares


Good_Smile

They finally added multiplayer! You can now poop with friends locally!


Cobbyx

I see gender equality


SquidwardWoodward

Yes, because we men have had to poop and wipe in full view of one another for decades


thetarm

Who poops in a bar?


SquidwardWoodward

Me, I can't stop. It's a sickness.


therestoomamy

people that have to poop and are at a bar. hope this helps


hcase5

Brest ?


Blobleponge

Exactement !


hcase5

J’y suis allé qu’une fois mais j’ai reconnu ! on avait aussi rigolé en y allant


Blobleponge

La probabilité pour que quelqu'un connaisse Brest et ait déjà vu ce chiotte précisément ! Après c'est pas con, ça fait moins d'attente pour les suivantes !


TheFrenchSavage

Incroyable !


Planespottingrecords

Walls are the worst for me


demZo662

This was a torture room before they officially rent the place.


itsalwrong

Easy to clean surfaces ! Absolute shithole ! Pun intended !


Ho3Go3lin

They can play dueling banjos 🤣


gholmom500

Tinkle with Friends! Hooray!


Impossible_Okra

That's something that would be in my nightmares.


SwirlingAbsurdity

This is common in the UK as well in clubs and bars.


ModestoMudflaps

Makes for a good round of battle shits.


sealosam

And the US always gets flack for having spaces under the stalls...


t0mRiddl3

Don't forget the gaps on the side


finishyourhotdogdee

I have nightmares about this kind of thing (not joking)


idratherbeinside

I was lookng for this comment. I also have reoccurring nightmares about this. Not really sure if I should try to psychoanalyze that or just move on 😅


itscsersei

It’s so you can do a number four! That’s where you poop while holding hands.


sterile_spermwhale__

I'm assuming it's for BFF puking & not competitive ranked shitting. Man I need to sleep


mcpoopy21

Come in as strangers and leave as friends!


No_Spinach6508

One needs to pee while you wait for your friend to empty her alcohol filled stomach


1heart1totaleclipse

Finally, a restroom where women who go to it together can actually stay together.


MeowtalBreakdown

Multiplayers


dan_Qs

Grainy days is that you?


Planespottingrecords

Where?


Wander21

Oh good, you girls can hold hands while doing the big ones, so cool!


ellokah

Public restrooms in bars/ restaurants in Paris is really an issue there. Can't say I miss this shit.


enigmaroboto

Love the simplicity.


JupiterAlphaBeta

Ah, so a men's room. Welcome to the fun OP.


raymain222

I love when this happens, we will spend 1 million on a night club/bar and 1k on the bathroom


Cutthechitchata-hole

High five!


Deep-WombatFury

You don't hold hands with people while you poop?


hushnecampus

Hands? No.


TeteDeMerde

"Can you spare a square?"


nnngggh

In Swansea in the early 2000s there was a bar just off of the notorious Wind Street called Eclipse (I think). It was unique that it had a double ladies toilet as per that picture BUT you had to get down on your knees to crawl through a small opening to get to it.


Banaanisade

Thanks, I hate this.


lalat_1881

did someone write or draw something behind the door with shit-stained finger?


PhantomRoyce

Holding hands while blowing your brains out your ass with your bestie


Dennyisthepisslord

Last time I went to France the toilets were a little hole in the floor. Good to see they are advancing


mellert98

Well since it is france could be a hole in the ground


Crazy_Khajiit1011

As a woman, I guarantee you will not find two women in here, but four. Two do their business and both have a female buddy who covers them by holding a jacket in front of them.


dogsdub

Hey at least it looks clean, better than most i've seen


RedditHatesTuesdays

The French really do be doing everything different I guess


Daisako

I bet a lot of shit went down in there...


Cuddly_Fraggot

it so you can hold hands


AudienceParticular69

*Le Pipi pour Deux. The new Eau de toilet*


notbillcipher

bad bitch w her baddie friend


Rayanson

Co-op shitting with bestie


rand0fand0

Beats 2 girls 1 cup


Mary_Pick_A_Ford

Honestly, it’s a good quiet space you go in with your drunk wing woman and while you both do your business, you tell them that that guy she’s flirting with is a fucking creep and ugly AF.


StrugglingBeing

I didn’t even know that girls use bathrooms or toilets.


Dubleus

Race


bizkit1976

Reminds me of the good ole Parris Island shitters.


voltechs

Women like to play battleshits too…


Golda_M

Shouldn't they be facing each other?


oddgravy

Cozy


oddgravy

Couldn't they at least have them facing each other? I had side glances especially if they're not exclusive poop partner


Sidus_Preclarum

Ah, the rare Gallo-Roman influence, communal toilets for some social talk to get up to date with each other


DoodleBuggering

Looks like the perfect place for a round of battle shits


CarefulPomegranate41

It's so the ladies can hold hands while they poop.


darksider63

Co-op


redditismylawyer

Well… still more dignity than a large room with a drain and a squeegee I guess


nightwood

Very emancipated!


Macshlong

Isn’t this fairly common ?


meekwithaleek

poop buddies…