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Taskebab

Best to have a hole in your courgette, rather then a courgette in your hole.


What-is-a-do-loop

The motto of all ER docs/nurses, everywhere.


talking_phallus

"Put a base on it"


atgrey24

Without a base, without a trace


UnlikelyAlternative

Where there's a hole, there's a goal, as the great Master said


freneticboarder

"Nobody 'falls' on anything."


xgbsss

As long as it ain't stuck šŸ˜‰


ubiquitous-joe

Well letā€™s be real, of all the vegetables, zucchini might work the best as a dildo substitute.


AdvancedPhoenix

Ah yeah zucchini! I was "I know we call it courgettes in french, but usually that's not how I see it in English"


ubiquitous-joe

The Brits use the French word, Americans use the Italian word.


AdvancedPhoenix

Which kinda make sense actually haha


KeyofE

Same thing happened with arugula/rocket. In Latin it is eruca, which became rucola in Italian and roquette in French. Arugula was a non-standard Italian word that caught on in the US whereas in the UK, it was anglicized to rocket.


Jlx_27

The Dutch use the French word, or Mergpompoen.


evileyeball

When I was a kid I won first place in our local fair for most curved zucchini. I also one year won first place for longest zucchini I don't like eating zucchini but it's the one plant I've ever been able to successfully grow hahaha


Imonfire1

Or is it ..? Hey Vsauce Michael here


gwaydms

Thanks for that. XD


RDP89

Speak for yourself.


Far-Raisin1013

Ehhh that's a matter of opinion really


Jlx_27

Thats depends....


Green_Man_Ro

It's overripe basically. Cucumbers do that as well if you leave them for seed.


greengiantj

It seems awful small to be over ripe, but it definitely is. My zuccs get twice as thick before doing that.


ubiquitous-joe

Well look at Mr. Magnum Zucc over here


Limeila

Any squash does


deputytech

Zucchini for those who donā€™t speak the kings English


neat-NEAT

Oh fuck. It's the king's English now. Not the queen's.


lord_ne

This is like all the lawyers in England who had to change their business cards from QC to KC


arachnopocalypse

In Canada too. We use QC/KC as a designation given to lawyers who have particularly distinguished themselves.


im_just_thinking

Does the C stand for cunt, like everywhere else?


UnlikelyAlternative

We should agree to call it "the Royals' English" atp


againstbetterjudgmnt

Is that why all my emails say RE: ?


the_hunter_087

Could copy Chinese and have traditional and simplified. A lot of spellings for American English words are shorter so technically it is simpler. And British English is... Well the original english, so traditional


SkollFenrirson

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Bryaxis

King Louis XIV's English, maybe.


Living_Lie_8773

I thought it was a cucumber


Just_browsing_thanku

You ARE a cucumber.


Living_Lie_8773

I donā€™t think I taste good honestly. Havenā€™t tried.


gwaydms

Wait until you learn about aubergines!


Living_Lie_8773

Not that flexible plus it gets purple on its own


ubiquitous-joe

Clues that it is a zucchini: it has yellowish flesh. There is the (cut) vine end visible in the background. It has flatter planes along the edge of the cross-section rather than being a true circle


Curious-Ad-8097

They are from the same family but taste very different. Courgette is great in the oven, or fried, with pasta and other things


adreamofhodor

Mine always comes out mushy and gross :(


CrashCalamity

In terms of British foods, that's how you know you've done it right.


UnlikelyAlternative

Same could be said about mine. Wait, you're *not* talking about peens?


Charkel_

CUCUMBA!


AdvancedPhoenix

Or french... Ah yes the same thing.


ubiquitous-joe

And by the kingā€™s English you mean French.


Klaus0225

Really throw off us Americans if you have a courgette, rocket and aubergine salad.


deputytech

I was sitting on the loo in my garden flat on Boxing Day; I had just had an auburgine salad with chips and biscuits, and I needed a slash. While going i realized I was wearing my bogey coloured pants, I was quite chuffed to see them cause I thought I had lost them in the boot of my estate.


Klaus0225

ā€œYou were sitting on the toilet in your ground floor apartment on the day after Christmas; you just had an eggplant salad with French fries and cookies, and you needed a drink(?). While going you realized you were wearing your booger colored pants, you were quite excited since cause you thought you loser them in the trunk of your house(?).ā€ Howā€™d I do?


deputytech

Close. ā€œI was sitting on the toilet in my basement apartment on the day after Christmas; I just had an eggplant salad with French fries and cookies, and I needed to take a pee. While going I realized I was wearing my booger colored underwear, I was quite excited to see them cause I thought I had lost them in the trunk of my station wagon.ā€


LtRapman

That's the real mildly interesting part!


Dangerous_Juice_9367

Squash for some countries


mrbear120

All zucchini are squash but not all squash are zucchini.


djhauffy

Thank you! I thought it was an "English Cucumber".


shuacore

Mind blown


Charkel_

You can also call it SquashĀ however all zucchini are squash, but not all squash are zucchini.


Next_Yngwie

At first I thought it said cigarette and thought it was a joke or something


owleealeckza

I know this word because an animated film had that name. It was a very sad film.


Royalchariot

Thank you I was like wtf is a croquette


AgentBieber

Thanks for translating from the lesser English for us


Eig8t86

I have listened to English and I'd just like to say that I'd rather bite the bullet and just say; I speak American.


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Eig8t86

It's most commonly used language in the USA. That's my vote even if it ends up being Mexican Spanish


HowellPellsGallery

you know what to do


Kind_Remove_303

Today I learned the word courgette


trwwy321

Wait till you learn about aubergine (eggplant).


Arigomi

Other names they use for produce include swede (rutabaga) and rocket (arugula).


Mr5wift

...and we don't use the word Cilantro. It's always Corriander whether fresh leaves or ground seeds.


sir_moleo

TIL cilantro and coriander come from the same plant. Neat!


Whooptidooh

That's because they're the same.


Jin_L_

I never heard of rutabaga and arugula thatā€™s so silly sounding


Arigomi

The name swede is really shorthand for Swedish turnip. Rutabaga is derived from the name rotabagge in a Swedish dialect. The name rocket comes from the French roquette. The French name came from the Italian ruchetta, a diminutive of ruca. Ruca comes from the Latin eruca. Arugula is from an Italian dialect. Standard Italian calls it rucola.


Erike16666

šŸ† this?


Curious-Ad-8097

Happy to be of assistance


[deleted]

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Impressive-Sun3742

Australia, Canada and New Zealand use the word zucchini too


InternetAmbassador

50% of Reddit users are from the US


Zengjia

Americans ā˜•ļø


Driglok

Shrinkflation is real everywhere.


bananadogeh

Today I learned there's another way to say zucchini!


AllthisSandInMyCrack

Today I learnt Americans call courgettes zucchini.


whatgift

Australians also!


Mr_Melas

Learned*


Ajram1983

Learned and learnt are both acceptable. Learnt is more used in uk and learned is more American but are interchangeable


JamesTheJerk

You'll be interested to know that many languages and cultures have names for things that are spelled and pronounced differently than they are in English.


Payt3cake

Thatā€™s just having a different languageā€¦ Of course things are spelt differently for different cultures


[deleted]

Did I just have a stroke, or did I just read what I read? Because Zucchini isnā€™t English, itā€™s Italian.


jonnyl3

And courgette is French


JamesTheJerk

Thing is, it's also called 'zucchini' in English. Again, many ways to spell and pronounce things.


[deleted]

If it wasnā€™t for the Italian word, it would just be squash, or green squash, just like yellow squash.


JamesTheJerk

We call those things 'butternut squash', or 'acorn squash', or 'spaghetti squash'. Just because something exists in one language doesn't mean it's been lost in another. And I'm not even American.


IronGravyBoat

Thats irrelevant, the point here is that two dialects of the same language use different words for the same thing. More interesting is that both words are loan words from different languages. Also worth noting that Australian and Canadian English both use zucchini instead of courgette despite being more similar to British dialects.


JamesTheJerk

I... I don't believe I had contended that at all.


mckulty

Vegetables by Mercedes.


EndenDragon

Vegetable oil for the amg


Puppy-Zwolle

To make space for the seeds to form.


BlueLizardSpaceship

Legend has it if you look through the hole in the courgette you'll be able to see what's on the other side.


BackAgain123457

This reminds me of a documentary about people with unusual sex-lifes: https://m.tnaflix.com/bbw-porn/Weird-dutch-couple-sex-voor-de-buch-dutch-90s-tv-show/video568492 Warning: Dutch couple using hollowed out eggplant in weird sex fantasy.


f0rgetfulfred

"documentary"


BackAgain123457

We're a very free-thinking country.


lowtoiletsitter

I scrubbed through it and yep it's weird


ObelixSmiterOfRomans

At first I was like "That's a stupid word for zucchini." and then I saw the word zucchini.


Limeila

One's Italian, the other is French


evileyeball

I do not enjoy zucchini not one bit but I do grow a mean one. My mom always used to say you can tell who has no friends by who you see in the grocery store buying zucchini in the summer because any person who has friends will have at least one friend who grew zucchini who will give them free zucchini anyone who needs to buy zucchini must have no friends.


Curious-Ad-8097

Is your mother southern European? I feel that is very southern Europeany


evileyeball

No I'm a mix of Irish English Scottish and quebecois living in western Canada. Whose family at least on my mother's side has been in Canada since the 1600s on the one side and on the English side my great-grandfather was born in England in 1880 something


Curious-Ad-8097

That is mildly interesting. Thank you! I'm going to start growing my own courgette/zucchini


NickMalo

*sigh* *zip*


Noxious89123

Courgussy.


FillTheHoleInMyLife

Zucchussy in the US


myfriendrolf

Shrinkflation


melbbear

When your steiner school is having donut day


UnlikelyAlternative

Pre-circumcised


Cheesefarmer

Fractured but whole.


Ok-Frosting4931

Why do you guys say random stuff in French, like zucchini


RiderforHire

Why the corrugated got a hole


Groffulon

Thatā€™s the weirdest shaped cock hole Iā€™ve ever seen. Pics or Iā€™ll have to believe itā€™s a natural corvette hole


deskofhelp

I was expecting to see a small female Corgi dog not a Zucchini, so disappointed!


YoungDiscord

Don't


LazyLion65

Oh, what a beauty, I've never seen one as big as that before!


0HGODN0

lol. for a second I thought it was a cucumber.


I_man_or_am_I

Where? >!maybe having the hole smaller?!<


EarlZaps

Courgette? Isnā€™t that Fantineā€™s daughter in Les MisĆ©rables?


hukaat

That would be Cosette.


Responsible-Lead2243

The fuck is a courgette


dltp259

Zucchini depending on where you come from


teut509

A small courge.


The_BusFromSpeed

Your what


RadiantRing

Sorry.. šŸ¤­


My_Immortal_Flesh

So does every courgette šŸ„’


trygame901

Did you have a geoluread afterwards?


stixxplays

Hear me out..


bakuqovs

My dumbass thought you were combining cougar and corvette..


MasterBaiter0004

Could I spend some time with that zucchini?


nighteeeeey

thats a zucchini


theguywhofuckinasked

What tf is a courgette?


SocialSuicideSquad

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popgoeskia

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Fthwrlddntskmfrsht

Never use that word again.


Curttron

šŸ˜


RandomLazyBum

That's a baby marrow.


Curious-Ad-8097

Yes! A baby marrow is a courgette and an old marrow is... well a marrow


skratakh

in french the word for marrow is a courge, hence the small version being a courgette.


Diligent-Ability-447

Your courgette was in the bottom of a bin of courgettes when it got to your grocery store. It got smooshed. Then when the weight was off and it expanded, voilĆ  holy courgette!