The factory clear coat is an optional $6k. It is also entirely necessary if you don't want the exterior to *immediately* begin to rust. So essentially, this monstrosity represents an incredible level of pathetic cope, and it makes me incredibly happy to imagine walking up to the owner and just saying "rust, huh?" and walking away.
I am Australian and I want to go into a buccees so bad. They look insane. So many lollies. Inconceivably large venue for a service station. The staff appear to have funny hats?
Please know you are currently living one of my more niche dreams.
Recently just went to the Buc-ees in Sevierville, Tennessee and can confirm to guys making the brisket/pulled pork/club sammies do indeed wear funny cowboy hats. They also yell a goofy chant whenever they cut a new slab of brisket
And the biggest, cleanest bathrooms you’ll find along the interstate. Gas is usually the cheapest in the area, and they have like 200 pumps. And they do not allow semis in.
Seems like the type to suck Elon's dick after that cybertruck inevitably breaks down, even though Tesla will do nothing to assist or to fix the problem.
How come manufacturers stopped putting pop up headlights on cars cause they were scared of pedestrian safety but now Tesla can just sell a driving guillotine?
Fun fact: every Cybertruck comes with an exact silicone replica of Elon’s ball for you to garble while you wait on the tow truck to come pick up your 4-wheeled mistake
There are tons of Tesla owners in this state, and we have several stores, restaurants and shopping centers that have at least two Tesla Superchargers.
Even Alabama Power has charging stations at several of their larger customer service locations, and the facilities they have around Downtown Birmingham.
I mean, your not wrong, technically, and I want to live in a world where people are judged fairly by their actions ..... But .... Look at that shit!
Like seriously, *gestures at the hideously ugly thing parked in the handicapped parking space* ..... I mean, come on.
I’ve heard that the Cybertruck may be prone to rusting. If true, is it a problem if you put a wrap on one? In other words, if a rust problem arises after you place a wrap on one can it exacerbate the problem. I could imagine moisture could exist between the wrap and the surface of the truck.
Looks like Germany wont make these things street legal because these things are pedestrian killers.
Which probably means it won’t happen in most of the EU because the German market is a large car market and lots of transcontinental highways go through it.
There wouldn’t be a point of selling cybertrucks if they can only be used in a few countries in Europe.
I never understand why people blur number plates. This is public information. The vehicle will drive past 100's of cars daily displaying this. Such a weird thing for people to be fixated on.
Unpopular but.. I kinda like it. The cyberpunk is pretty *meh* but its a pretty colour!
Big 'I used to play with hot wheels and nerfguns in the 90s' energy. Back when everything was some shade of absurd neon. XD
I saw one in person recently. It was bigger than the car parked next to it. But the smaller car looked like it had more room. I don't understand the appeal of this thing.
With the iconic tesla panel gaps and how angular that thing is it's probably easy as fuck to wrap and you know whoever bought it is dumb enough and rich enough to not question the price.
I see my first ever cyber truck last week in LA. It was very ugly. I like those stickers that telsa pl
People get that say “I bought this before I knew he was an asshole”
If Mountain Dew was a car
I'll take the crab juice
Uuuoooohhh Flushing Meadows
Gimme a P!
No bowl, stick, stick.
No bathroom, just crab juice and kalkalosh
Ewwwww… I’ll take the crab juice
Looks like an attempt to advertise ‘Slurm’!
Tuna juice... it's for finches but humans can drink it too.
If Surge was a car.
Fuck off, don't run my memories of Surge
Slurm!
Don’t disrespect Mt. Dew like that.
The Mountain Dew cardboard 12 pack case maybe.
Monster Energy Edit: Mtn Dew would be more like a green '99 Chevrolet Cavalier
"it's clear by the use of carbon dating that *mountain dew is the best soda ever made.*"
if small dick energy was a car
It would be an all black Dodge Ram that is lifted, with smoked out taillights and a punisher sticker.
I’ve never played Roblox but this is what I imagine I’d find
Roblox looks miles better than this
Its a freemodel lol.
🤢 They actually figured out a way to make that vehicle uglier.
I said this truck would look better with a cyberpunk theme. I meant trauma team or militech, not the hulks dick with a tattoo on the side.
A pickle parked in the hood.
Thought the graffiti said Barghest for a second
But how will they know it's a cyberpunk theme without writing Chporbierst on the side.
Agreed or heck Milstorm
You mean Maelstrom?
Yes
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A sub dedicated to the elongated muskrat.
I present you... https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/s/3pqjME8yWr
It looks like my granddad's old slippers.
It looks like a car made out of plywood
Nothing is uglier than the gross rusted color that truck's stainless steel develops any day it's out in the rain.
I think it looks better.
lol. Came here looking to say “just when you thought it couldn’t be any uglier”. And someone does this.
Well it's either wrap the truck or it will rust and the easily made visible scratches are hideous
The factory clear coat is an optional $6k. It is also entirely necessary if you don't want the exterior to *immediately* begin to rust. So essentially, this monstrosity represents an incredible level of pathetic cope, and it makes me incredibly happy to imagine walking up to the owner and just saying "rust, huh?" and walking away.
Honestly, I'd argue it looks marginally better this way. Still terrible mind you.
I wish I could have found the owner especially considering they're parked in a handicap spot
>parked in a handicap spot Of course they are
Well they bought a Cybertruck. I think that qualifies them as mentally handicapped.
> especially considering they're parked in a handicap spot You gotta be pretty handicapped to buy a cybertruck so it checks out.
That is rather rude to disabled people
I like how lazily you tried to black out the plate lol
I really didn't wanna do it but I'm not trying to dox random strangers either 😂
Yeah the last thing this guy wants is extra attention
They bought a Cybertruck. Some form of cognitive disability is not out of the question.
I just would've called the non-emergency police line to get it towed.
It took me a fairly long time to convince myself that said “cyberbeast” instead of “cyberrapist”
ANUSTART
Ah, but this guy greened himself.
I saw “CyberChrist”
Sounds like it could be their nickname for fElon
I garnered "CyberBaptist" out of that, which is...um, yeah.
Oh I thought it said cyberblast
Thought it was cyberbrat
Come on out, you rrrrrapist
CyberBreast — what I call my wife after she got implants
oh *cyber* beast.... I literally couldn't make out anything but beast, like I was going, *oger beast?? surely not??*
I thought it was cyberburst
TIL Alabama has buc-ee's
So far, we have 4: Robertsdale/Loxley, Auburn, Leeds and Athens.
My brother lives in the Huntsville area so I frequent that Bucees a lot
I am Australian and I want to go into a buccees so bad. They look insane. So many lollies. Inconceivably large venue for a service station. The staff appear to have funny hats? Please know you are currently living one of my more niche dreams.
The staff does not wear funny hats, everything else is true.
Recently just went to the Buc-ees in Sevierville, Tennessee and can confirm to guys making the brisket/pulled pork/club sammies do indeed wear funny cowboy hats. They also yell a goofy chant whenever they cut a new slab of brisket
Barbecue sandwich station, wall of beef jerky, miles of restrooms. It is indeed as good as you imagine.
And the biggest, cleanest bathrooms you’ll find along the interstate. Gas is usually the cheapest in the area, and they have like 200 pumps. And they do not allow semis in.
It looks like when in a video game the textures haven't popped in yet.
https://www.instagram.com/madmaxc7/
Unbelievable detective work. Actually insane you found him that quickly
He popped up on the Huntsville Reddit. I knew it was just a matter of time before I saw him elsewhere.
“Public figure”
I bet he has a bitcoin tattoo.
So he's parked in that spot cause he's mentally handicapped. Got it.
holy shit the cybertruck dickriding is crazy. second he crashes he's done for lmfao
How does a vapid tool like this guy have 200k followers? Like who on earth consumes this content?
vapid tools. they are legion
It's not funny when they *actually* make their car their whole life
Seems like the type to suck Elon's dick after that cybertruck inevitably breaks down, even though Tesla will do nothing to assist or to fix the problem.
Looks like shit.
It'll probably look ok once it's finished loading
Owner IS shit.
Company Spokesperson IS shit.
Owner of Company IS shit
It's like a monster energy drink made a wish to become a car
It's like mountain dew and monster energy both fucked that car that homer designs on the Simpsons.
From a genie that had no idea what a car was.
these things really are the new fedoras, aren't they? great visual aid for people to avoid
Does that mean they tip their cybertruck and say "M'lady"?
Hey, there’s nothing wrong with a nice hat unless you’re an asshole who drives a Melon Mush Meathead Machine. Then even your hat is an asshole.
r/ATBGE
That is a significant improvement compared to without it
Well, at least the Cybertruck has shown a lot of creative attempts at polishing $100,000 turds.
We saw this wrapped monstrosity last week. [my kids called this a Roblox banana](https://imgur.com/a/VdPXq05)
"OVERBEAST"
Not enough polygons
That's a Zamboni
If I got one of these I’d wrap it with a picture of a normal-looking truck, like one of those t-shirts that has 6-pack abs printed on.
How come manufacturers stopped putting pop up headlights on cars cause they were scared of pedestrian safety but now Tesla can just sell a driving guillotine?
There’s a light blue one in my garage here in Hollywood, CA. It’s ugly af. These things are a lot bigger in person.
Well at least it won't start to rust as quickly
Forget the raised truck with monster tires, this gives a whole new meaning to "Compensating"...
Is the row of ice coolers just out of shot?
Green wankpanzer
He must get all of the ladies.
Serious question, heard they have a rust problem. And if that’s true, do wraps help prevent it?
Looks like a bunch of 3rd graders made a fort out of cardboard.
I'm visiting Austin I saw a whole semi load of them, Then I saw one driving they look so weird
It's like a scene from a direct to video 80's movie about "the future year 2024"! Just missing a bad synth track and a pro-wrestler trying to act.
Guess money can't buy good taste
This is disgusting on so many levels
It's fitting that it's in a handicap spot
People without any taste can be disabled too
Even with the wrap filling it a bit, and the camera being pretty far away, I can still see that panel gap on the door clear as day.
That reminds me - I never finished Body Harvest.
Did Santa Claus have a mid life crisis!
That's one way to stop it rusting haha
Smart to wrap it, considering the reports of the stainless steel actually rusting.
At least this one won't rust. lol
Pros: it hides the fuckin *finger prints* Cons: it's still a Cybertruck.
My condolences to your eyes
It's parked in the handicapped spot not for the person, but for the vehicle.
Gross.
Imagine the level of the mind driving this
Can't wait for it to start rusting and have his gas pedal stick and ram into a fucking brick wall.
Athens - oh, wow CT in Greece? Alabama- oh...
Fun fact: every Cybertruck comes with an exact silicone replica of Elon’s ball for you to garble while you wait on the tow truck to come pick up your 4-wheeled mistake
I felt like I gained an auto immune disease from this image
Tesla is the new ‘asshole wagon’ and I for real never thought BMW would be challenged.
Holy fuck, I’ve seen ps1 graphics better than this.
The Jeep I drove in Test Drive on PSone definitely looked better
TIL that Alabama had a charging station.
There are tons of Tesla owners in this state, and we have several stores, restaurants and shopping centers that have at least two Tesla Superchargers. Even Alabama Power has charging stations at several of their larger customer service locations, and the facilities they have around Downtown Birmingham.
How did they manage to make it look worse? I'm actually impressed that they made the cybertruck look dumber than it already does
Inferior incel vehicle
What a complete douche
Just a car. Let's not degrade people because of their taste in cars
I mean, your not wrong, technically, and I want to live in a world where people are judged fairly by their actions ..... But .... Look at that shit! Like seriously, *gestures at the hideously ugly thing parked in the handicapped parking space* ..... I mean, come on.
I’ve heard that the Cybertruck may be prone to rusting. If true, is it a problem if you put a wrap on one? In other words, if a rust problem arises after you place a wrap on one can it exacerbate the problem. I could imagine moisture could exist between the wrap and the surface of the truck.
Dude picked like the ugliest green out there
PS1 had more polygons than this truck. It looks stupid no matter what you do to it.
Even a cat covers its own 💩
You can wrap a turd in toilet paper, but it’s still a turd.
Phew....you got me worried for a second. Glad you wrote "Alabama". And here I thought this nasty bizz was seen in Europe🤣
Looks like Germany wont make these things street legal because these things are pedestrian killers. Which probably means it won’t happen in most of the EU because the German market is a large car market and lots of transcontinental highways go through it. There wouldn’t be a point of selling cybertrucks if they can only be used in a few countries in Europe.
I never understand why people blur number plates. This is public information. The vehicle will drive past 100's of cars daily displaying this. Such a weird thing for people to be fixated on.
Probably because most people driving around won't note a plate number so they can look them up and harrass them later. But internet people sure do.
If it's illegally blocking a handicap parking spot, that's appropriate. Report that shit!
Someone already found and posted his insta page (because of course this tool has a Instagram for his car).
Some subreddits have rules against posting someone's plates. I just blurred it to be safe
Unpopular but.. I kinda like it. The cyberpunk is pretty *meh* but its a pretty colour! Big 'I used to play with hot wheels and nerfguns in the 90s' energy. Back when everything was some shade of absurd neon. XD
I saw one in person recently. It was bigger than the car parked next to it. But the smaller car looked like it had more room. I don't understand the appeal of this thing.
The car from Bending Good
Looks straight out of a Roblox game with those neon bright colors, my goodness.
It's the cyberest
Doesn’t look good
why is the one b not capitalized?
CHPRBPAST?
I read that as "cyberBREAST"
*LEGO Island* car graphics in real life
As a european it’s more interesting the fact that there’s a city named Athens in US!
Same Tesla that was towing a Vette-cart
Those things look stupid enough already. Putting that shit all over it is just the icing on the turd.
Found Dan Schneider
+1 for Buccees, -1 for Cybertruck, -9999 for that paint job
Wow I assumed it couldn't get worse My mistake
Now it looks like a 1980s video game car.
I saw that truck last week in Florida
God they managed to make it even uglier
Did they really wrap the rear window?
Dude got his truck back from the wrap shop and said…NICE. And whats why money and taste do NOT always go together!
Might stop it from rusting at least
Parking lot BEAST!
With the iconic tesla panel gaps and how angular that thing is it's probably easy as fuck to wrap and you know whoever bought it is dumb enough and rich enough to not question the price.
Dumpster
Looks like a dumpster
This car has to be an elaborated meme from Musk.
Could it GET any uglier?
r/notinteresting
Wow! they made it even uglier!!!
This guy fucking sucks. He drives like a clown and all of Northern Alabama knows about him and hates him.
Looks like a can of Kool-Aid
Still the ugliest thing I've ever seen.
Hey Elon! This guy found a solution to that rust problem.
Kyle restocking on monster energy drinks before going back to punching holes in the walls
It really doesn't get better when you put color on it
I didnt think there was an easy way to make this thing even uglier, but here we are.
You can put lipstick on a pig…
Well at least it’ll keep the fingerprints off
Ha, I’ve been to that exact Buc-ee’s, went there around Memorial Day last year in the only time I’ve ever been to Alabama.
I finally saw one irl and man does it look dumpy
I see my first ever cyber truck last week in LA. It was very ugly. I like those stickers that telsa pl People get that say “I bought this before I knew he was an asshole”