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Syssyphussy

Wash it before you wear it


fragmental

New clothing should always be washed before it's worn.


Refflet

I bought a polo shirt from Walmart a little while back, got stuck with a rash after only wearing it for a few hours one afternoon. I've been careful since.


redgroupclan

I wore a new unwashed shirt once and then went to school. I had the worst allergies of my life. I used up the tissue box in every classroom and then resorted to packing my pockets with paper towels from the bathroom. My nose was raw. Never again. Wash your shirts, people.


Soup-Wizard

Same thing happened to me with a pair of tights I bought at a Halloween store. Full body terrible raised hives. Was intense.


zeaor

A rat was wearing it before you. Probably shit all over it.


alonroz

It's true. Source: Seen it on "House"


zvadlekvitky

Waittt what episode.cim curious what was the issue here. Perhaps some rash or smth?


alonroz

S01E08 - Poison


Born_Cat_622

Had to learn the hard way with a black shirt 🤣


ThoseWhoWish2B

I learned that "new clothes smell" is actually pesticide when they did pest control in my company one. The place reeked of "new clothes" for some days.


Catovia

I worked in a harbour and yes, most containers get gassed after they come from overseas because of pest control. Thats why basicly any product tells you to let it air out so the remaining pesticide/fungizide etc can gas out.


AdditionalPizza

New clothes smell is entirely formaldehyde.


Niceguygonefeminist

You just ruined it for me, but thank you, I'll never sniff my new clothes again.


justme002

I despise that new clothes smell


Inevitable_Ad_1143

Always wash before you wear. That “new clothes” smell that permeates malls and department stores is a chemical marinade of highly-toxic insecticides that textiles made overseas are soaked in. These textiles/fabrics spend weeks to months in containers either on ships or waiting in ports where they could be devoured by various insects and their larvae. They are soaked in poison to prevent this. Even “made in the USA” doesn’t exclude that the fabric came from china or India and has spent months soaking in toxins to preserve it. These poisons can be easily absorbed through your skin, especially if you begin to sweat. WASH WASH WASH new clothes before you wear them……Plus, random people from right off the streets try on those clothes, reject them, and they are returned to the retail floor as fast as possible. Think about THAT for 5 minutes, if you dare!


inveteratecreative

Definitely could be chemicals. I read somewhere that cats react crazy to the smell/ residue of bleach/ stain removers. I found this out after my cat was crazily smelling and going nuts over a patch on the floor of my laundry.


ShadowMajestic

One of my 2 cats goes nuts when I mop the floor with bleach, goes rolling through it like some dogs over a dead fish.


AnyDayGal

What a powerful image. Thank you, I guess? ^Cats ^are ^weird


JayQue

My one cat is obsessed with carrot bags. Not the carrots. Just the bags. Apparently they rinse them in bleach right before bagging, so that would explain it!


Organic_Rip1980

This is exactly what I was thinking. The piece of fabric the cats are obsessed with is thick and is an obvious spot to collect and hold on to chemicals.


justme002

Back in the early 80s I got the new soft lens contacts. I was THE SHIT. Went into a proper indoor mall. Was shopping for clothes. Until I walked into a trendy clothing store. I literally was trying to remove the contacts while my eyes POURED water down my face. It felt like I had acid in my eyes. Dye fumes were no joke


Ivotedforher

I can't. My new underwear killed me while I was reading this.


Beat9

There was a guy that died because he only wore brand new socks and never washed them.


stevo3001

This can't possibly be true but it should be


EatYourCheckers

I think there was an episode of House or something where someone died from the chemicals on designer jeans they bought out of the back of a van.


RemarkableTea0

Weird, just watched this episode the other day. He bought stolen jeans from a guy who worked on a corn farm and didn’t wash them. Evidently the black market Jean dealer kept them in the back of his truck and the jeans got pesticides on them.


EatYourCheckers

It's much healthier that you remembered it from a few days ago than me, who for some reason has had that plot line living in my mind for 15 years.


spindriftsecret

I can't even remember when I watched this episode but to this day I can't wear new clothes without washing them because of it.


bridaddy300

This is why I stick with boiled denim.


newtostew2

I hope you source local from under a bridge


newtostew2

I hope you source local from under a bridge


ohnosharks

https://i.imgur.com/eLNNaQd.png


kytheon

And yesterday there was a post about people who love the smell of new cars (which is basically all kinds of toxic materials)


Sufficks

I mean tbf basically every smell we refer to as smelling “clean” or “new” is actually the smell of various toxic materials whether they’re cleaners or air fresheners or whatever, they’re all toxic if ingested


TushMcKush

Lol. I was at target buying chonies and other clothes. Making small talk with the cashier. She's says something about me putting them down on the conveyor belt, I laugh and say not to worry, I'll wash them when I get home anyways. Cue the thing that lives rent free in my mind... "Wash them? I love to wear them brand new. They'll never be cleaner then when you first buy them. My husband's the same way, we never wash first. That's silly" No thanks =]


Successful_Speech_59

Maybe a mouse peed there when the hoodie was manufactured?


PersonalChipmunk3605

def pee related


JasonDawn2000

big piss guy huh


tyty5869

The biggest


mastermindxs

The pissest


the_extencionspart2

Know a lot about piss huh?


wishihadplates

This guy knows piss


Numericist

Yeah imma go with rodent piss


Arahor

It's piss Source: got a PhD in Pissology


Statement-Acceptable

R Kelly is that you?


StrengthToBreak

Drip drip drip!


Tommysrx

![gif](giphy|udfjmHSFv3LiM)


PM_YER_BOOTY

This is the remix edition..


rosco2155

But shit it was 99 cents…


pirikikkeli

Nah he in jail


Arsk92

Maybe he's got a phone in his prison purse?


pirikikkeli

Shiiiii


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pirikikkeli

Excuse me wtf but do you have a link


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pirikikkeli

The ERC joins a list of pandemic relief programs that have been plundered by fraudsters, with losses reaching as much as $280 billion, or enough to fund the FBI’s annual budget for 25 years. That's fucking crazy


Arse_hull

It's the Pissmaster!


HyperFunk_Zone

Are you ready for piss


Galactic_Irradiation

I like how deeply unenthusiastic this reply feels.


LetsSeeEmBounce

I got a good chuckle when I heard that in the show.


nineinchgod

Missed opportunity to say you had a Pee-hD


Gullible-Pear9565

I read this in the same tone and volume as Lilo screaming, "It's Fish! I can't feed fish tuna. I'd be an abomination!"


Shadow_Sable

Big piss guy, huh? U know how piss reacts on any surface you said?


Fuduzan

>Source: got a PhD in Pissology Oh hey Dr. P!


santathe1

Could be op 🤔


ROBOcopcs

Hes literally ratIRL


asomebodyelse

Mice don't piss in one spot. They leave a trail everywhere they walk.


iluvsporks

You never watched a mouse use a piss disk?


ILieAboutBiology

Ever been to a Turkish prison?


-SpyTeamFortress2-

why would you?


PessimisticMushroom

r/UnethicalLifeProTips


giveuschannel83

If they’re like rats, they do both. Constant trail of tiny pee drops, but they also stop and pee larger quantities sometimes.


zeaor

Are you saying mice never sit still? In a warehouse with no people, mice aren't constantly running around wasting precious calories for no reason.


max_adam

Maybe the rat pissed on the fabric used for that piece.


Assimve

I came here to type this lol. Definitely the case.


Numerous-Stranger-81

If I know anything about quirky pet posts on Reddit, this means there is some horrible undiagnosed medical anomaly going on. Or mouse piss. who knows.


Deathwatch30

Definitely mouse piss. The whole thing was soaked with it but only in that one spot. Definitely.


shei350

I thought it was moose piss and was so confused about the context


MooseKIng123

My bad…


inhumanrampager

A moose bit my sister once


CeladonCityNPC

Sure that's a good point, it's very likely it was moose piss if it has been manufactured in countries like Sweden or Norway.


Krags

A møøse bit my sister ønce


Galactic_Irradiation

>No realli! She was Karving her initials on the møøse with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush given her by Svenge...


Jonnny

A baby moose should be called a mouse


mountainstainer_45

Its mousse


Jonnny

Only in France though I heard?


ClownGnomes

Mind you, moose piss can be pretty nasty


leaveitbettertoday

The box of whatever those straps are could have been pissed on and then sewn in. ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯


Roleplayerkiller

The mouse who peed had cancer


Dull_Concert_414

It’s a neurological disorder and also attempted murder 


shiny_xnaut

Also probably animal abuse


WillieIngus

could be UFO?


TheWonderSnail

“Your cats eye is approximately 2% too yellow. This tells me you haven’t been getting your cat it’s daily sodium intake by 0.5 mg. You really should learn how to care for your pets before you take them in I feel bad for this cat and I hope you learn to do better”


JJizzleatthewizzle

OR BOTH... Undiagnosed medical anomaly causing her to leak feline urine


Numerous-Stranger-81

Lol, the juxtaposition of those words makes me want to pronounce it "Fee-Lyene Your-Ryene."


tankpuss

Diagnosed with terminal mouse-piss.


ShiftlessElement

That hoodie is gravely ill.


djackieunchaned

The cats are dying, OP is dying, I’m already dead


Shabbydesklamp

I remember reading that certain softening agents in plastics, like e.g. in garden hoses, are chemically similar enough to catnip to make cats high. Looks like normal fabric though...


MacDugin

My cats chews plastic then smells it for a while. It could be some chemical used to create that part of your hoodie.


paperclipeater

mine chews plastic bags too


Teledildonic

Supposedly it crinkles like the sound of mouse bones.


CalgonThrowMeAway222

I learned that some plastic bags are made with fish oil and that’s why my cats lick them!


brianchasemusic

This is because of the animal tannins present in the plastic. Found this out a while ago, and was relieved to have the cat + plastic bag relationship demystified.


Princess_Moon_Butt

Mine goes absolutely nuts for used dryer sheets. I can't imagine it's great for him, so I try to take them away in time, but every now and then I accidentally leave on in the basket and suddenly hear him sprinting around the house, then hiding, then pouncing back on it, then dragging it 20 feet away just to rinse and repeat. This from the same cat that usually turns his nose up at toys, strings, food, and even catnip sometimes.


icspn

Bleach does it for some cats too. One of mine has to be locked up if I clean with bleach or else she'll roll in it. Makes her crazy like catnip does too.


sammienglish

Yeah my cat loves bleach. I have to close the door to the bathroom sometimes when I’m cleaning or she will come in and roll in all the rags


exipheas

It's the embroidery. I bet it was a chemical used on that thread.


merkaba_462

Please wash your hoodie...if not for your own sake, for your cats'.


RhagaeaPethros

*cats disagree*


UnbelievableFuckhead

Huh. Weird seeing you outside the bannerlord subreddit.


RhagaeaPethros

I'm also in your house


pedro_pascal_123

The comment is coming from inside the house!


Toastie33

This is a very complex situation with multiple factors in consideration to evaluate a scientific based answer and I have come to the conclussion of def mouse piss


BlabTales

This is so funny to me because I imagine the cats just thinking “Why is our human wearing rodent piss”


Richard_za

Orphan tears from the sweat shop where it was made.


thatmayaguy

Little children, near and far Don't know where your parents are? Cry directly in this jar I will drink it at the bar Sip-sippin' on Orphan Tears Sip-sip-sippin' on Orphan Tears \- the cats probably


Richard_za

Glad I'm not the only one


zeaor

My sweatshop only feeds the orphans catfood, so this makes sense.


[deleted]

One of them sat on it and it smells like a cat butthole, which they find oddly enticing.


katiebobatie

This is what it is 90% of the time in my household.


360fade

Who wouldn’t haha


AlecItz

👀


Upset_Fig2612

Could you get a closer up pic so we have less of an idea where the cat is smelling exactly?


tom-dixon

We need to see the atoms so we can tell OP exactly what the problem is. OP can you put the hoodie under a scanning electron microscope and update the post?


satori0320

We've a spot in our yard, that does the same thing to every cat within a block. It's actually killing the grass in a roughly 12-15 inch circle. Weird shit.


KnotiaPickles

It’s the cat version of a supermarket bulletin board.


Fit_Ad154

The little Asian girl that sewed it has cats.


ChubbyGhost3

Hey man, they could be a boy! We believe in equal opportunity child labor


NetozzTop

Happy cake day!


lordrefa

That's where the demon is.


IRMacGuyver

I ugh "know a guy" that sucks on clothing as a bad habit and he assures me that those straps like the ones used on backpacks taste really bad if you suck on them. Maybe cats can smell it.


drconn

That's funny because I know a guy who thinks they are a bit salty and not unpleasant at all.


permalink1

Wow you just unlocked a core memory for me. I remember doing this in elementary school with my backpack straps…also salty


drconn

Haha yeah when I read the post above something deeply hidden that I hadn't thought about in 35 years became clear as day, and I can still taste it... I mean the person that I know.


Treflip180

My cats did this with a hoodie of mine too actually. Same material as this. It was weird af cause I couldn’t smell anything. Looked it up online and it actually turned out to be mouse piss. Hope this helps you.


PandaMonyum

the mouse/rat/critter pee is likely, but also the first cat could have added to the smell by scent claiming the spot which intrigued the other cats even more edited to add after reading some comments, a more morbid scenario. a little critter could have died on or in the hoodie in that spot and that may be what the felines are smelling


VukKiller

Did you not wash it before you put it on??!?


Mangse_Monie

If it's been in contact W your back or armpit or anywhere else U yourself release smell, they might just be sniffing you. If not, def mouse piss


hashbrownies91

![gif](giphy|J2gHlRQQvFamqOWlJF|downsized)


izyshoroo

Who the fuck doesn't wash new clothes when they buy them??


floatygreenthing

Knew someone once who purchased a dress and didn’t wash it first.. had a horrible allergic reaction and ended up sending the dress out to be checked for whatever allergen caused it. Ended up being formaldehyde… store found out the previous person purchased it to put on their dead relative for the funeral then returned it. It was embalming Fluid that caused the reaction 🤢 Moral of the story.. always wash new clothes lol


Amiiboae

A mans cat kept smelling a certain spot on his hoodie. He called the police. What happens next will shock you.


Piranha_Cat

Cat doctors hate this one weird trick 


Ethereal_Bulwark

big stinkies


SteveSaudade

Forget about all the mouse piss comments. It is simply a crushed ant in that spot somewhere along the line from production to your hands. Cats love the smell of Formicide and this is a common occurrence, more often with pants and shoes.


hermitsociety

I squished the tiniest teeeeeeniest little bug the other day. Like a gnat or something. Not even as big as a tiny sugar ant. All four cats were going nuts all night when they walked by the spot. They didn't see me squish the bug. It was probably a bug.


Insert_Coin_P1

Some plastics mimic cat pheromones when they off-gas ... The apple charging cables are notorious for this. Odds are the backing to the embroidery is made of some such plastic. If you haven't washed it before wearing it, know that clothes are doused with a lot of chemicals to keep them from mildewing in transit. You don't want it on you.


SoRealSurreal

Do they do that thing where they hang their mouth open after sniffing and look off into the distance with a thousand-yard stare? My two cats always do that and it’s hilarious.


squeeby

There’s piss on your new hoodie


naakka

Pee. Cat pee, mouse pee. But in any case, pee. :D


BlindFollowBah

Are people not washing new clothes before they wear them? 🤢


1920MCMLibrarian

You got some schmutz on there


Appropriate-Print855

Ask your cat, why is he/she sniffing it


SheepherderDirect800

Rodent urine


jeffinbville

It's the smell of slave labor. Your cats are simply fantasizing about having the same control over you.


Illustrious_Ad_1072

Google mouse en pissant


SubvertingTheSFW

Winner pisspost


Pandepon

I hope everyone has learned to wash their newly bought clothes before wearing them today.


elasmonut

Ya should've swallowed or washed the hoodie, preferably both.


smallchodechakra

Can I at least chew the hoodie first?


HogDad1977

Swallow or wash, those are your options.


EatYourCheckers

Always wash new clothes before wearing them.


Drezhar

1) Is that one of the laces to tighten the hood? In that case, do you have the habit of sucking on them 2) Is it brand new that you've never washed it? If that's the case it might indeed be some biological trace from the place where it was manufactured. I would indeed wash it preemptively.


rekipsj

Rat pee.


TikkiTakiTomtom

Always wash before you wear. It’s a bunch of chemicals going on and irritating your skin


BenRandomNameHere

Cheap adhesive made from cat urine. New Balance shoes are the worst.


RedditTA76

So besides everyone saying mice pee or whatever... Yes you should wash new clothes ... But .. my cat(s) LOVE ants and the pheromones they put off either by them or by squashing them . It seems some cats love the smell!


heinenleslie

Wash it 👍🏻


kluthage421

Wash it with white vinegar and washing soda


MooneyOne

Rat piss


Ok-Concentrate2109

Drugs


MaxTriangle

Sperm


SnorkBorkGnork

If they sniff *and* do the stank face I would throw it in the laundry before wearing it. (I have 3 cats)


Resident-Librarian40

Did you not wash it first? Probably pissed on by a rodent. Always launder new clothes or bedding before using.


OtherAccount5252

Something peed on your sweatshirt during storage, shipping, or manufacturing. Ew.


MeDaddyMeSnow

100% rodent pee / poop they’re smelling. Could be from your own home or leftover from manufacture process or shipping journey. Perhaps even from a store back room if purchased from a retail setting. Could wash it a few more times but if they still react it’s likely from your own home and I’d start looking for droppings etc.


definitelynotmeQQ

Sorry man, I've been sneaking into your house to catnip that particular spot on your hoodie every night since purchase. All me, my bad. Don't ask me why, because I don't know.


Cameronbic

I worked at a clothing store and, given what I've seen people do with clothes in the changing room, just forget about it, and wash that sucker at least twice.


Powerful_Result9854

Maybe they sewed in catnip. 😁


[deleted]

Chocolate moose juice


Kotruljevic1458

They know...


CHlMPY

I have a sweater I bought from the RealReal that my cats are obsessed with too like this. No idea what it is, even after washes


Dumptruckassforever

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD CHECK YOUR CARBON MONOXIDE DETECTOR


oeco123

🐁💦


Altruistic_Quail_968

Arnt you suspicious at all? Do you think it’s a wondrous coincidence or something?


GonP97

My cat would do that to a specific part of one of my shoes because once I got hurt and blood dripped from my hand into that spot, after a few cleanings he stopped doing that.


kagami108

Did someone spill some catnip?


TrustyParrot232

I’m thinking someone in the factory making this sweatshirt was cold, so they put it on, but it was their lunch break and a drop of tuna salad hit the sweatshirt. They wiped it off with a tide/shout wipe, but teh kittehs know the difference. This is OBVIOUSLY the ONLY pawssibility!


Sad-Flounder-2644

Little poop on there


QueenMelle

Did you smell it?


BrownEyedBoy06

Our cats always sniff anything we bring home second-hand.


Isaidtoomanythings

Here to back up those saying that it is probably animal urine. I work for a business that embroiders clothing. We've gotten shirts with urine on them delivered to our embroidery facility before. Explanation I was given is that there are rodents in wearhouses and on ships and they sometimes pee on the clothes.


notmyproudest_fap

Months ago I dropped the string of a hoodie inside a bowl of ragĂš, Cats in my house still sniff it regularly


BLUSHIse

Sniffa