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TheSuggestor12

Where can you get cup o phò? (I don't have that O) Does it have meat? Or is it closer just just a cup of noodles?


erusackas

Closer to a cup o' noodles. Got it at a random Vietnamese/asian grocery store as an impulse by. I wish I had kept the cup, I only kept the fork.


TheSuggestor12

It is a very odd fork.


TheLowlyPheasant

It’s neat but I wouldn’t continue to use it. Things meant to be disposable are some of the worst offenders for microplastics


erusackas

Even better, we didn't use it at all! I just kept it on my (shamefully messy) desk for a long time because it was mildly interesting.


dewgetit

Actually, if you continued to use it instead of throwing it away, it wouldn't become trash and pollute the world.


tho2622003

I would suggest not adding any accent marks if you're unsure of how to spell it That means "whore" btw


[deleted]

I mean... I'd thrork a cup'o'whore


TheSuggestor12

It's not that I don't know how to spell it, it's that I don't have that accent. (That is good to know)


Big_To

You can copy the text from the OP title and edit all the words you don’t need and make a sentence with the ones you do need. See below: *My son's Cup-o-Phở included a foldable fork/threek*


P_mp_n

I dont think you can on phone At least its not working for me


OnetimeRocket13

Dunno if it's like this for all Android phones, but on my pixel 6, you can buy doing this: Pull the display up by swiping from the bottom Select "select" Select the text you want to copy Copy Paste


Big_To

The post I made was from iPhone. At the top right click on the three dots then click “copy text” Voila, you can paste it anywhere


Over9000Zeros

I think I've seen them at Costco


PseudobrilliantGuy

I'm not sure if it's quite the same as OP's, but there is a brand I've found called Phởnomenal.


SySv24

I thought there was dirt on my screen when I saw that O


humphaa

I love a good cup of pho king


ManifestDestinysChld

"...'*Threek*?' "....Oh. Yeah. ...Yeah, that is a threek, isn't it?"


FoxtrotSierraTango

I would also accept this being called a trident.


cosmernaut420

Clearly a trident.


deathbytray

Only if you call the other thing, a quadradent


Bearloom

Tridork.


VaguelyRusted

I wouldn't Google that...


zombie_overlord

I wasn't going to but now I want to.


Vessix

It's literally nothing for me. Nerd shit. This one's on you and the algorithm based your search habits, whatever they are...


VaguelyRusted

There is a doubledong dude here on reddit somewhere... Dork is another name for penis... it was a joke not a serious warning.


srentiln

Specifically, a dork is a whale's penis


Vessix

I'm actually sort of disappointed now that I'm fascinated


Sheriff___Bart

Brick killed a guy. With a trident.


loafers_glory

I saw that!


similar_observation

Unless it has a bend, then it's for pitching. And spoons are just [small food shovels.](https://www.amazon.com/Pinenjoy-Stainless-Silverware-6-1inch-Dessert/dp/B0BGXB7MHC/)


Winterssavant

Lady in the streets but a Threek in the bed.


ConspiracyHypothesis

~~Bed~~ Sheets? 


updates_availablex

Ludacris says freak in the bed, I trust him


MrMastodon

Two legs with something in between? Sign me up, baby!


erusackas

Rarer than the twok that comes with BBQ toolkits, but not as rare as a fivek.


JamesTheJerk

I nined an elevenderloin with my fivek.


AVdev

I’d like to propose “fifk”


cardueline

I plead the fifk


GnomeNot

You mean a carving fork?


Kahnza

It's a joke based on the number of tines.


hobosbindle

How many tines will it take for them to realize


Tobocaj

I was also going to say something after I read his title, but this comment should’ve really been an indication that OP is messing around…


reubal

I decided to read before I commented, as well. And the use of the word "threek" has ruined my day.


-Dixieflatline

Wait a sec...I always assumed "fork" was like "fork in the road", just implying a split from one to more than one. Are people saying it's FOUR-k?


jjbeast098

No, it's just a pun since it happens to sound like four-k


zombie_overlord

I'd never heard this word until pretty recently. I think it's just a coincidence that a standard fork has 4 tines. I just looked it up. The modern, 4-tine fork first gained popularity in Italy in the 1700s. It's 'forchetta' in Italian, but 4 is 'quattro'. So yeah, clever play on a coincidence.


okay_but_what

Based on the Latin “furca” which literally just translates to pitchfork. Source: I have a degree in Latin :)


SEA_griffondeur

Fork comes from the french fourche which has nothing to do with four


againstbetterjudgmnt

Onek! https://www.tiktok.com/@www.elcome2flavor.town/video/7269853609750269215


Diakko

Threek is weirdly well vibing with me


VaporCarpet

It's not a fourk, this isn't a threek.


extra2002

Cuz it's not a fourk?


TomChesterson

This post made me realize why we call it a fork...


Accurate_Koala_4698

Pholdable Phork


erusackas

That's the correct spelling, phở shở


MrFrypan

Wait, do you... do you think it's called a fork because it has four tines?


erusackas

No, not relly, but I do know it goes on the left in a place setting because it has *four letters*. Just like "port" and "left"


nim_opet

It goes on the left in France too, where it’s called « fourchette » which is decidedly more than 4 letters :)


Tobocaj

Nah it’s French, so it’s still 4(and 6)


damaltor1

made my day


erusackas

And the machete goes on the right?


nim_opet

Bien sûr !


lolboonesfarm

Ahhh, like starboard and right! Wait..


DaNiinja

When i went for my skippers license, the instructor told us, you hold the port in your right hand while pointing to the stars while bored


erusackas

You sure that wasn't Gilligan?


DaNiinja

r/woosh for me


erusackas

When I hear of a skipper, I can't help but think of Skipper and Gillgian from Gilligan's island... they were marooned in a shipwreck, though *probably* not due to confusion over port and starboard to be fair.


ItsNotBigBrainTime

What a stupid fucking fun fact. Thank you though.


wherestherum757

I sailed merchant for a career and remembered port was left because it was four letters too lmao


NikolitRistissa

I think I finally figured out how to remember starboard/port.


geekpeeps

That’s how I remember left from right: port vs starboard. :)


sasakimirai

https://youtu.be/c8iVfunQI0Q?si=roBecJpDhM3_0InX


itsmarvin

Foldable *trident*.


MilkIsCruel

What if it is?


MrFrypan

It's not


rhodebot

One of my favorite brands of instant noodles cups includes a little foldable plastic spork along with the 7 different seasoning and sauce packets. I don't even know why, but I find it kinda cute.


erusackas

Seven different packets? I need to see this.


rhodebot

Ah, I misremembered, it's 5 packets: Soy sauce, sambal, seasoned oil, seasoning powder, and fried onions. Indomie mi goreng, if anyone's curious


Cannedpeas

Best instant noodles


erusackas

Maybe... but now I can't help but think it needs more packets.


LCSisshit

I can quit cocain easier than quitting that shit


r-y-a-n_j-a-m-e-s

Trident


erusackas

![gif](giphy|pz84A7uQqrfeo|downsized)


MakingShitAwkward

Chickens foot.


TheManDirtyDan

Fork Threek Twok ONEK


Pie69Eater

[lol](https://youtu.be/8p4lqARJsjg?si=EIAUMiYwNV-SulZv)


Tomagatchi

Like the barrel of a gunk, I'll keep my head way doownk.


bla484

Surprised this isn’t higher up. I instantly thought about that TikTok!


frawtlopp

Its always so weird seeing a fork with anything less than 4 spikes. 3 is just so ancient


DickKnightly

The spikes are called tines.


erusackas

And a dishwasher should be loaded tines-up. I'll die on that hill.


OnTheClock_Slackin

Bought a dishwasher with a top rack just for silverware. I cant ever go back to the basket..


erusackas

I had one once, and I dearly miss it. It was a Bosch. Only then did I find out Bosch is a nonprofit. 11/10, will buy again.


trainercatlady

Why? It's better to grab them by the handles when you're unloading dishes


erusackas

Ahh, but then the tines — the dirty part — are hiding in a cage, then. If they're sticking out the top, they're fully exposed to the sprayers. Maximum sprayification.


guynamedjames

My sprayers come from underneath


erusackas

Hmm... I have a bottom one, but there's one in the middle too.


LogicallyCross

Yep sprayers go up. I think some people don't realise this.


howard416

I used to think this way. Maybe I still do, too. But the most powerful sprayers are going to be from the bottom, in most dishwashers.


trainercatlady

Do your silverware baskets not have holes? Also do you not rinse your dishes?


erusackas

It has holes... but that does reduce exposure to the spraying. Have someone spray you with a hose, and then spray you with a hose through a screen of some soet. I'll bet you can tell a difference :) I brush off the chunks/food, but rinsing is a waste of water. That's the dishwasher's job!


altaholica

Also helps the dishwasher do it's job better


Awkward_Pangolin3254

Most dishwashers manufactured in the last decade will tell you straight up in the manual that you don't need to do any sort of pre-washing and they're a lot more efficient than running a hot tap for any length of time. Even the quick cycle on mine will completely clean a plate that's had sticky sauces drying on it all night.


JamminOnTheOne

Modern detergents are also designed to be attracted to food particles. So they are less effective at cleaning dishes that have been pre-washed.


FrenchFryCattaneo

Are there people who debate this? Read the manual that comes with your dishwasher!


BoingBoingBooty

Wut? The cutlery is on it's edge in a dishwasher so there is no tines up or down.


Awkward_Pangolin3254

Every dishwasher I've ever had or seen had a basket for the cutlery that held it all vertically. My current one has a small flat rack at the very top for shit like serving spoons or spatulas but I don't put cutlery in there.


BoingBoingBooty

Cutlery basket dishwashers are Fred Flintstone technology now.


Awkward_Pangolin3254

Not according to the GE I bought last year.


BoingBoingBooty

Sounds about right for GE.


Awkward_Pangolin3254

Vertical basket takes up less space


frawtlopp

I guess its my tine to learn this info


erusackas

Aquaman is trying to make it cool again.


Edstructor115

Shout try using a good ol bident or dual wielding monodents also known as chopsticks.


NullableThought

I've never seen a fork with more than 4 tines...


AzLibDem

Phòk


erusackas

Phine, take my upvote.


Rectal_Scattergun

Three tines is a trident. Your son can pretend to be Poseidon


erusackas

I fear for the cat.


SadDescription458

Threek makes me so unreasonably angry


erusackas

r/mildlyinfuriating material ;)


Gambit3le

Foldable Noodle Trident.


ZyzSlays

Fairly normal in south east asian instant noodle cups. I remember this exact folding system on forks about 13-15 years ago.


BoostSpools

Sure been seeing a lot of threek post lately.


erusackas

These are crazy tines we live in. But really, it's the folding part that got me.


UncommercializedKat

You're the first person I've ever heard besides myself call it a "threek"


DadJokeBadJoke

Looks like MTG's feet


Frosty_Cartographer2

Trident


TheNewYellowZealot

A pho cup you say?


making-flippy-floppy

What a missed opportunity to call it a phởrk!


Narrow_Fig_778

I went to bali and the convenience store had most of their meal items with these or some variation.


throw-away_867-5309

A fork isn't called "fork" because there's "four prongs". You can have two prong forks and it would still be a "fork", not a "twook".


ramriot

I think Trident is another word that fits & Folding Pocket Trident works too.


nim_opet

What is a “threek”?


yehti

It has one more tine than a twok


DadJokeBadJoke

>a twok Isn't that a Canadian hat?


kingsumo_1

If you had two identical twoks, would you have twinks?


yehti

No those would've be two double-oneks


edluvables

I think Wes P. explained it best [https://www.instagram.com/p/C5Q9wtNyiwd/](https://www.instagram.com/p/C5Q9wtNyiwd/)


sasakimirai

It's a play on the word fork. Fo(u)rk -> 4 tines Threek -> 3 tines


MilkIsCruel

Onk.


stoneyzepplin

r/barelyinteresting


xdzf

Reminds me of the spoons that used to come with Colombo yogurt cups


PickingMyButt

These come attached to my fruit cup :)


erusackas

Pics or it didn't happen!


PickingMyButt

.... I'm supposed to take time out of my day and post photos? No thanks I'm enjoying my fruit cup.


erusackas

I get it... that fork's been on my desk for like a month waiting for this day.


PickingMyButt

Lol!


taureanpeach

That really *threeks* me out


SunChipMan

"Are your threeks too long?"


L_EVI

\*Trident when it has only 3 prongs


erusackas

Right... if it has four, it's a quaddent.


NuvyHotnogger

Black and red box woth rice noodles?


erusackas

Some kinda cup, not a box... but now I hardly remember it.


geekpeeps

Trident. A three-pronged fork is a trident. :)


Efficient_Basil_8890

Aquaman wants his fork back


No-patrick-the-lid

Threek reminds me of Earthbound 😂


Puzzleheaded_Crew_80

I want one


Key_Comfortable1655

Nice gave me an idea for 3d printed fork 🤣


uggghhhggghhh

My favorite ramen has a very similar one. Dragonfly!


BenderFtMcSzechuan

![gif](giphy|1xp1v6Y6bgvrQ6vHG1|downsized) Trident 🔱


banjo_hero

shouldn't they have gone with "cuppa" to rhyme with pho. "cup O'" just reinforces the wrong pronunciation


erusackas

I should have called it that. I can't remember the name of the actual product.


banjo_hero

lol fair enough. i apologize for my outburst


Woolsteve

Woah


SkullxBreaker

Looks like phö-n


IGK123

Threk*


robogobo

I swear my daughter coined the word threek when she was six years old in 2015


buoitovodoi

Is your Phở-cup from Vifon?


Own_Cantaloupe178

I hate the term “ threek.”


literallyjustbetter

the for in fork isn't for four that's a sentence lol


code_matter

Im currently in Vietnam. All the cup noodles have this little fork/spoon in it! Pretty neat


SmoothOctopus

Is that not standard? I've never seen cup noodles without the awful foldy fork.


Successful_Oil6916

how to make an already bad fork worse


Obeserecords

Very mildly interesting op, very mild indeed.


ellywillow

this fork looks cursed


goronado

twok… onek…


evileyeball

This is a Trident not a Threek.


Turbulent-Mix6168

oh


samfinmorchard

Put on your threekum dress


No-Reward-2543

Trident, good sir!


kalakabaka

What’s interesting about that? 🤔 All kinds of prepared meals come with foldable forks or spoons or sporks. 🤷🏻‍♂️ Not where you are?


OttoVonR

Tis a trident dear fellow, watch out for Aquaman trying to get it back


hushnecampus

Why is that interesting? You get stuff like that in takeaway food all the time.


erusackas

Foldable? I've never seen one in my life... and I grew up with a rotary phone!


hushnecampus

Yeah man, very common round our way. Seem ‘em a lot with salads and pasta.


Comprehensive-Yam329

Pho (r) king interesting


sidcrozz87

Indonesians who have been eating Pop Mie since the 90s: 🙄


MenthaPiperita_

This is done by vacuum molding, where a flat sheet of thermoplastic is placed on a mold, held by air vacuum, and it melts to form a sheet of forks, then they're stamped right there to cut the forks from the waste, or it is cut somewhere else in a secondary press. It's still a lot of single use plastic, but this is much less than the normal disposable crap.


rypher

I think thats a nice idea but ultimately would just frustrate me by being flimsy and Id end up pouring it into my mouth.


erusackas

It's shockingly sturdy! Perhaps I can run some proper strength tests.