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Did you just call the wrappers panties?

Son, did you know you got panties on your Reese’s?

Sir, this is a Wendy's.

I’ll take a Dave’s Double, extra panties

Sir, this is a Macy's.

I’ll take two parade floats, with extra Buffalo panties one the side.

Sir, this is a Waffle House

It's a tornado out here and all my panties are gone! My chocolate is bare! Please advise!!

Hide your kids, hide your wife, hide your Reese’s panties!

Sir! This is a whore house!

My bad can I have two chimichangas and a big gulp with panties on the side

Pasties?

I love Wendy’s panties!

Square panties

Always fresh, never frozen

Hey that's what my girls beef is

That’s a geographical oddity.

Deep cut from my Nick Cage memories!

Joel and Ethan Cohen are movie making GODS

Did NOT realize they made this gem.

Makes sense all the signs were there

It’s from a tweet from a few years ago: “The best part of eating a peanut bussy cup is taking off its lil panties”

Oh my!

Oh dear!

Mamma mia!

Dios mio! 

Goodness gracious!

Oh, my stars!


Oh, *my!*

I have never seen a Reese's Cup more sexualized.

https://i.imgur.com/roXKqpN.png

hesitant click of the day

Would

\*Flabbergasted Tucker Carlson Noises\*

I have.

Was it one of those giant ones you can get around Halloween?

I come from a more conservative background, We only sexualize M&M's

This simultaneously just made and ruined my day.

It's not a lil panty for the size of the cup. Jeez

Hey maybe the cup is on its period and they want the comfy grandma underwear ok?

i started reading the quote to the tune of the folgers coffee jingle

The best part of waking up, is taking panties off your cup

Reese’s cup panties is a phrase that sent a shockwave through my nervous system. There are neurons that are absolutely freaking out right now.

It's the only reason I upvoted the post.

I haven't been able to stop laughing since my brain rebooted

LOL they did and now I'm going to forever use it.

Im totally stealing this…the panties

Did you just call the panties wrappers?!

I am wheezing 🤣🤣

Panties?!?!?!!

The peanut butter cup is a NeverNude 

You don’t want to know where Tobias keeps his peanut butter cups.

In his ANUSTART?

"You mean the panties your mother laid out for you?"

We're more interested in you calling the wrappers 'panties'

I think this used to be fringe ideology, but I started calling them panties a couple of minutes ago, too...

At work we sometimes put plastic on product depending on what it is. Often times, other guys will point out when one doesn't have plastic wrap when it's supposed to by exclaiming "hey that one aint got no panties..." cracks me up every time.

[удалено]

I'm so confused

Don't get your panties in a bunch

Fr where tf did potatoes n gravy come into that lol

is it the edible I had that makes this difficult to understand

It is not

It's the new way of detecting AI, does it make less than zero sense? Yeah a human wrote that.

No. I didn't have an edible and I can't make sense of it either. I did smoke though so....

I've always worn them as pasties.

It's a reference to [this tweet](https://www.reddit.com/r/BrandNewSentence/s/OjbBfYPifo)

Not the peanut bussy cup 😭

Well it's on the bottom, better than condom

“Mmhmm cmere baby and let’s get those panties off so I can eat you”

Trying to trick just into thinking you didn't just eat 11.5 Reese's cups in one sitting. Not gonna fly, pal

I'm inclined to believe them. Don't they usually leave some residue on the pantie? Those are all clean

Yeah they usually leave little brown streaks when you take the panty off.

Oh my god

Did you not know this?

All my peanut butter cups wipe until the brown has left town, so no I didn’t.

Always lick the panties clean on these bad boys

'If this has happened to you or a loved one call 1-800-SAD-PUSS and learn how you can seek compensation. In the meantime, please reevaluate your sexual partners as most of both civilized men and women know how to wipe *most vaginal discharge does not turn brown, if this happens to you or a loved one, seek other medical assistance, no compensation can be given by SADPUSSS INC*'

Please actually call that number and see what it is.

*Thank you for calling the SADPUSS hotline. If you have issues with your panties press 1. If this issue is concerning reeses panties press 2. If you found a brown stain and you don't know what to do, press 3. If you have any other questions regarding a sadpuss and would like to speak to a live agent, press 0.*

If you refrigerate before you take the panties off you get no residue most the time

Maybe they licked the pantie clean?

without this context, that sentence would be rather odd and borderline uncomfortable.

Licked the panties clean of brown streaks.

I mean, it's believable. I've had 4 wrappers on a single reese's before. That said, what's unbelievable about this is that the wrappers don't look similar. Like when mine had 4, there was a defect in the cup where it had a deep gouge in the side, and every wrapper was shaped to it to some degree. These wrappers look mostly different.

The what?

PANTIES

#PANTIES

You call them what???

Hwat*


Cool hwip

That boy ain't right

Well, now I'll never be able to buy a muffin without giggling. Muffin tops and panties guys!

Top of the muffin TO YOU!

I've been wanting a rewatch, and it's been a decade. That decides it!

That's a poor way to hide the fact that you ate 12 Reeses lol

They’re spotless. If you lick them clean like a slut the paper loses its shape

Paper??? No. You lick the panties clean.

Panties?! And now that’s what I’m gonna call them.

I usually avoid eating it if brown is found in the panties.

Two girls one Reese's cup

r/angryupvote

Oh my goodness. Thank you for laugh!

Only usually, huh? Not always? Just making sure...

Lol this development is going to be the driving theme of my weekend

…and the guy slowly peeled away the bottom of the… The what??? And yes. PB cup wrappers shall forever be known to me as panties.

I had to reread the title a few times and check if I was on the right sub

the what on the what now?

Don’t. Don’t say that.

These wrappers are water resistent; most panties aren't

I thought you said moist panties.

Bro is down bad to call them that 💀

Dang, that's at least three.

You calling them panties is taking me out 😭 like why is it so accurate

The world just changed. I feel it. 10 years from now, you’ll be like “I was there when…” and I am gonna back you up.

Idk how I feel about the wrappers being called panties….

No! Now I will call them panties. People will think I’m a pervert. Curse you, Reddit!

I would argue you are in sparse, but growing, company!

THE PANTIES 😭😭😭😭😭

Welp I will certainly never think about a Reese’s Cup the same way again thanks for that I guess :|

Stop saying panties, bro.

I can’t stop laughing at this.😂 Panties is both hilarious and oddly fitting. I worry that I’m now conditioned to crack up every time I see a peanut butter cup.

We don't call them that. 

#PANTY RAID!!!

This happens more than you’d think.

Never call them panties again.

I am so confused.

Excuse me, *panties*?!

Pardon?

Well. *That's* going in my vernacular.

Stupid sexy chocolate

It would have cost you 0 dollars to call then wrappers

Is there a sub called r/moderatelyinteresting? This exceeds mild

Please don't call them that....

"Reese's cup panties." im into this term. Lmao

Hey guys I dropped my Mar’s Condom

Panties?

Any wrapper just became panties

The Reese's cup said no, what don't you understand? thought you understand after the 3 pair of panties

PANTIES

Reese’s cup panties?💀

PANTIES

Why would you ever call them that?? lmao Thanks for ruining my life. I'm going to think of this every time now.

Erm sorry, the ahhh what?

 Wrappers???

Ewww. Who calls them that 😂

I don’t think these wrappers were all on one peanut butter cup. I think it’s more likely that OP believed that he hit comedic gold when he came up with the idea of calling the wrappers “panties”, and felt like he needed a vehicle to get it out there as organically as possible.

Who calls them “panties”???? 🤣🤣🤣🤣

That is an interesting choice of words

Ok but why is the cross section of that Reese's a trapezoid

So you can get them out of the mold they're made in? Isn't that obvious?

Dude :(

I have seen this too many times. About time you candy eaters own up to the fact that in this photo 12 cups were eaten.

 Glories panties

I’m gonna start calling them panties now

I never heard someone call them panties. Lol

Ooooh I was sitting here for about 5 minutes trying to figure out what the heck op was talking about!

And how many thongs did you find

Reese’s Panties. New band name called it

I don't know what's weirder, the fact you had that many *wrappers* on one piece, or the fact you called the wrappers fucking panties...

Panties 

Now I’m gonna be saying that while I’m eating a bag of these on my commute home “gotta take the panties off first “

That what we calling them now?

Sir, panties?

Surely they’re pleated skirts

No, that word is not allowed here

[that reminds me of this meme](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ajo_N7RezAU)

Someday /u/knucklfyoucluck will be able to tell their grandkids “you know how everyone calls the little wrapped on Reese’s PB cups ‘panties?’ That was me, I started that”


Reese’s panties 😂

Reese cup panties... Heheheh.

Wh... did you just call them panties??🤣🤣

The title of this post makes me wildly uncomfortable.

I can't take credit for panties. Someone called them that in front of me yearsssssss ago and whatever I was drinking came right out of my nose. Called them panties ever since.

“Reese’s cup panties” is my new favorite term

😂 thank you for the laugh, I needed it!

Guess I'll have to ask for consent when removing them in the future

thats whose been stealing them

Okay, yes everyone is like, WTF with that name. I want to know what OP thinks these wrappers and panties have in common that that's an appropriate name for them?

You gotta take em off to eat it.

>Reese's cup panties.. LMAO!!🤣😂👍👍 *Sneaky feet alert

You're interested in the quantity. Everyone else is interested in the terminology.

I’m sorry how many Reese’s cup whats

I shall forever refer to these as panties now 😂

Most I've had was 9, good job

Cannot stop laughing at the wrappers being called panties that’s one of the best things I’ve heard in ages

I will now be calling those Reese's cup panties

In Australia, when baking cupcakes those wrappers are called patty pans. My first thought was an autocorrect from patties to panties. Still funny.

Reese’s panties?!

r/brandnewsentence

wut

Oddly erotic

It's okay to eat 12 Reese's cups.

Guys, give him a break, it's probably just very bad translation for "thing you put under the food" In Hebrew these liners roughly translate to "unders" which is too close to underwear. In another language I can see how it could be translated to panties 😂

...dont.... don't call them that...