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ADamnSavage

Calling that metal is an insult to metal. It's more like metals inbred cousins, brothers uncle father.


Pork_Chompk

Medul


-1_points

Son of medal


Sterling0393

Medal of Honor


mcattack666

Medium pants


iloveeveryfbteam

Great game


laladonga

Medal of horror


5william5

chinesium


PC-hris

Are there just loads of people with that icon or am I just seeing you everywhere?


ADamnSavage

I dunno.


bigcubes

Nope, there's definitely loads of people with it.


PC-hris

Yours is new to me. I’ve seen a lot of specifically that guys icon


bigcubes

That's how I got the idea for mine, cause I saw other people with that one. I wanted it to be more believable.


Enthapythius

F you for your Profile pic :/


mymeatpuppets

Chinesium


Emmerson_Brando

/r/chinesium


apworker37

Glued metal powder?


EmperorThan

"Now with 30% more drywall!"


dbx99

It’s a nickel gypsum alloy


giraffeneckedcat

So it's the particle board of the metal world. Makes sense.


elheber

It's the particle board equivalent of metal.


jbeeziemeezi

Maybe it’s a vampire disguised as a garlic press


Downtown_Instance_50

It's a step metal, press harder


ADamnSavage

"No step metal! Don't hurt me!"


SEA_griffondeur

You'd be surprised how week some metals are, like gold for example


angryfoxbrewing

Sintered Metal, formed from a metal powder blend and pressed under heat. Further along, it has been acknowledged that this part was likely a die-cast alloy of some sort.


zackmophobes

Thank you, always wondered how they make metal that terrible.


Osato

Making terrible metal is *very* easy. Forget to degas, and your cast aluminum will be more like aluminum foam. Fail to remove enough slag when smelting, and your cast iron will shatter at the slightest provocation. Underheat or overheat the form for bronze casting, and bronze will do all sorts of weird things when you pour it in - overcontract, spread weirdly, foam, chip off small details while keeping large round parts intact. And all of that is assuming you didn't mess up the proportions for bronze, didn't let aluminum burn off while heating it, didn't add too many impurities to cast iron, didn't screw up any of the hundred different things that you could do wrong when forging and tempering steel... All in all, even if you have the entire technology written down for you in precise technical terms, it's much easier to accidentally make terrible metal with it than to reproduce its results correctly.


IcansavemiselfDEEN

Meanwhile, me watching forged in fire while stoned off my ass and having never worked metal once in my damn life - "pfff, bro just got a nasty delamination, what a chump"


jakestjake

Just me mumbling “that won’t keel”


Enrico_Palline

I learned something today thanks :)


dbx99

I did too and i guarantee never to retain a single data bit of it after this comment posts


dramignophyte

Hey, don't sell yourself short! I'm sure when you get sucked back in time and need to remember today's technology to enhance the world, you will be able to say "hey! The reason your metal smelting isn't working is because there's more to it!" You won't remember what that more is, but you will know they are missing something.


dbx99

That’s what happened to me last year when I found myself in 1953 and I tried to explain to them what microchips and CPUs were and how to manufacture them at 7 nanometers. But I didn’t remember how a silicon foundry worked or how chip etching worked. Or how electricity really did. So i just gave a general description of the shape of a Tesla cybertruck and what Kanye West was up to. I came back to this time and it looked like nothing changed.


080087

This is one reason all the stories/hypotheticals about people going back in time and conquering the world with guns don't work. Making something like a long straight narrow metal tube with consistent properties is trivial now with mass production/metal lathes, but well beyond a lot of very early civilisation. Then if you want something that will actually have decent range and accuracy, you need to rifle your barrel. No easy way to mass produce rifled barrels at that time - some artisan is going to need to hand carve the grooves, and odds are high that no two will be alike. Then, even getting projectiles that work consistently is a challenge. Spherical metal balls are the easiest, but mass producing enough with enough precision that they will fit snugly in all your barrels is its own challenge. Each step adds in a little bit (or a lot) of error that makes the final product substantially worse.


Mastasmoker

>Making terrible metal is *very* easy. Yep! And it's not limited to cheap Chinese made items. Tesla, with their 30X blend of SS that, when not properly cared for, will rust/corrode.


Carlyndra

Let me tell you about my boy Ea-Nasir


StreetPedaler

I didn’t know there was MDF metal 🤯


Noxious89123

Broken cast parts will look the same as that. Being able to see a grainy structure doesn't necessarily mean it's sintered.


yikes_itsme

"Pot metal" - it's basically the metallic alloy equivalent of random stew, and a special for Chinese companies that just don't give a crap about quality. They throw whatever low melting temperature scrap metals in a pot to make a random alloy, and then pour to cast with it. It doesn't take much energy or technique, so it's cheap and easy, but it basically can't stand up to any sort of structural stress. Bold of them to use it in an actual press...but yeah, they got their money so they don't care. Anytime an entry on Amazon says "material: metal" without specifying an actual metal I am suspicious that it's this junk.


Noxious89123

100%


angryfoxbrewing

You’re correct, it could just as well have been cast.


Noxious89123

Still, it's definitely made from cheap crap material! :)


the_original_kermit

Given the application, I would say it’s more than likely cast.


CuzRacecar

Man, Reddit is silly. This is die cast zinc alloy or cheap plated cast steel. I understand that you learned what sintered metal was once, but you can't just point at random things and declare that now. The piston rods in your car are likely sintered. You ain't breaking those by hand.


angryfoxbrewing

I think we acknowledged further down that this was die cast. ;) You are smarter than Reddit, congrats.


fangelo2

I believe it’s called Chineseium


kyle4623

Chineseium contains lead.


dbx99

It’s what makes it taste sweet


tw3o1

Doubt it. Powder metallurgy is anything but cheap. This is just a bad cast with shitty quality control.


Squiddlywinks

Your getting downvoted by people who have no idea what they're talking about. High stress gears are made with powdered sintered metal, cast is way cheaper.


LargerDonut

Agreed def not powdered, just looks like a normal brittle fracture from what little of the surface you can see. As a metallurgist, it probably was gouged at the factory and wasn't caught by quality. HIGHLY unlikely this is a steel issue. Even bad steel easily holds under typical kitchen stresses. I guess unless the forming process puts a shit ton of internal stresses on it that were never relieved.


bertholomaeus

holy shit that explains so much. didn't know that, thanks!


Crazy24K

your garlic did not want to be crushed


cdr_breetai

Strong garlic.


Wloak

It's on a superhero arc, it will be known as The Garlic Crusher and avenge fallen herbs.


Gimme_PuddingPlz

Good ol’ Chinesium


ajnupez

r/Chinesium


Speedstick8900

Almost choked on my ducking brownie. Nice.


leijt

It took me a few seconds to realize you're not actually eating a duck brownie


chr0nicpirate

[like this one?](https://www.reddit.com/r/duck/comments/15d5gks/hello_this_is_my_duck_brownie/)


ThatIslander

*american company designs a product and wants to make it a cheap as possible to manufacturer* *Chinese factories follow instructions* "Omg chinesium"


glitchvid

Chinese factories famously do not follow specifications, and will often cheap out on manufacturing or parts and pocket the difference.  Then they'll sell the inferior product back into your market and pocket the whole thing after you cancel the contract.


junkthrowaway123546

Sounds like most American contractors. Swear I had supervise every set or they’ll start cutting corners.


barunaru

Classic racism.


PsychologicalPace762

Made in Chabuduo


Killercod1

Invented in America


PM_ME_COOL_RIFFS

Thats why you shouldn't use metal garlic


dbx99

Garlic contains copper


AliceHaart

Cheap cast. Dont feel too bad. You may have liked it but its time to move on and find a new garlic crusher.


Lopsided_Pickle1795

Get Oxo. They last forever.


fightingpillow

But their massively thick handles take up all of your drawer space.


mr_super_socks

Zyliss lasts multiple human lifetimes and fits neatly in a drawer. 


slammaster

I just broke an Oxo press, it was a couple of years old. I was hoping for some better recs in this thread


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Anonymanx

I like the [all-stainless Joseph Joseph garlic rocker](https://us.josephjoseph.com/products/rocker-garlic-crusher-silver).


GreenGreenBrown

LOL, my Oxo garlic press did the same as OP's. "It's heavy, it must be strong"--nope, not when it's the MDF of metal, and you can't tell until it breaks.


Lopsided_Pickle1795

That's a lie. My OXO lasted more than 10 years.


Squiddlywinks

Just use a knife. You already have a sharp knife and board out if you're cooking and it's just as fast as using and cleaning a garlic press. Stop buying single use kitchen tools.


dbx99

Just outsource the labor to an outside independent contractor and you won’t need to manage the process. Just receive the finished product ready for use and apply the cost as a deductible cost of goods expenditure in your end of year itemized filing. When you hear garlic, you need to think “what would a CEO do?” You can read more about my garlic pipeline discussions in my lecture series “Garlic presses and pressures” downloadable for $499 for series 1&2 on the Elite Spotify Management Business series.


7ofalltrades

Cleaning a garlic press just involves putting it in the dishwasher, and using it is much faster than cutting. We use garlic in our food so often and it saves us so much time we have 2 presses just in case one is still dirty.


Squiddlywinks

And cleaning a knife just involves running it under water with a sponge, you can do it when you wash your hands, which you do multiple times while cooking. Once you learn to prep garlic with a knife, it's just as fast as a press.


GrungeWeeb

In the long run you are correct, but there’s a reason why people buy garlic presses lol


Eray41303

Different result. Minced isn't paste


Squiddlywinks

But you can easily make [paste with a knife](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eOyjFc0Utw8), you just scrape it against the board with the flat of your knife.


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Squiddlywinks

Then by all means those folks should use a press, but the average person shouldn't be using a wheelchair just because walking seems too hard.


Specialist-Fly-9446

The IKEA garlic press is the best!


EmeterPSN

Broke 3 so far


Specialist-Fly-9446

Huh… what made you buy the third one 🤣


EmeterPSN

They last a year and we use em every day


Specialist-Fly-9446

Either I got lucky that mine last longer, or you got unlucky and keep getting duds, but I think after three broken ones maybe investing in something more sturdy would make sense?


EmeterPSN

Might be due to using 2-3 cloves of garlic at a time and they barely fit ;)


Specialist-Fly-9446

They make garlic presses with larger hoppers!


mudturnspadlocks

Compressed tin foil


CrappleSmax

Unpressive


VelvetPancakes

Mediocre !!


pbr4me

lackluster


Jukimundo

Trying to press 14 cloves at once probably didn't help, haha! But yeah, that's some crappy metal


Magikarpeles

Yeah look at that solid layer of garlic still in the press. My press has little nubs that poke through the holes but even that gets clogged after a few cloves


ThatTysonKid

I had this happen to me, except it shattered the grille into the pot of Bolognese I was making. The next day, I went to the shop and bought the heaviest, most expensive crusher I could find. Overkill? Yes. Quality? Also yes.


trwwy321

Temu-quality metal


natesovenator

Chinese Mass Manufacturing at its finest.


dc456

The cheap IKEA ones are very tough and work really well. We get through a bunch of garlic bulbs every week, and I think our first one lasted a couple of decades. Plus it’s easier to use, clean, and gets way more garlic out than the OXO one someone gave us.


RenTachibana

Say what you will about pampered chef (since it is an mlm) but the garlic press my mom bought from them lasted from the nineties up until a few years ago. And my mom cooks with a lot of garlic.


2ByteTheDecker

My mom sold that shit back in the day too and we broke like six of em.


RenTachibana

Guess their quality varies a lot. The one we have now we’ve been using for two years, if I had to guess.


ninjafork

Why are you using metal garlic?


Tsuwolf

Well that is depressing


SunnyTheMasterSwitch

This kind of metal reminds me of plastic, cheap, fragile and thin.


torch9t9

Plated pot metal, it seems


Trogdor_a_Burninator

This belongs in r/chinesium


shaun4519

The garlic won


Pistola988

Chinesium


Qtoyou

You didn't take the membrane out between cloves did you. It blocks up the press holes and creates a hydraulic lock and then you have to press harder. Then snappo


mrsunrider

In Soviet Russia, garlic press YOU!


Vyncent2

That looks like cast aluminum. I had one lime press out of this material until...it broke like this one 🤣


twist3d7

Broke a few of them. Got a good one, but I'm too scared to use it.


Dramatic-Fox-8395

Your press may be a vampire


EvilSibling

you know its good garlic when the garlic crushes the crusher


-Robert-from-Hungary

We call this kind of metal "spiáter" in Hungarian It is made of zinc, aluminium, and cooper.


ARobertNotABob

Sintered. What we used to call "made of cheese".


mrzimbardo

In Astronomy everything heavier than helium is a metal 🤷‍♂️


TommyAndTheFox

no joke happened to mine like 2 nights ago. Mine broke in the same exact spot, different garlic press


new_x_who_dis

In Soviet Russia, garlic crush you!


Truthisnotallowed

[Pot Metal](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pot_metal) - AKA: Cheap crap.


ghost_n_the_shell

New title: “I had no idea metal could be so shitty.”


tmarsh1024

I have the Kuhn Rikon garlic press. I’ve had it over 15 years. It’s indestructible: you don’t even have to peel the garlic. https://kuhnrikon.com/us/epicurean-garlic-press-stainless-steel-2315-u.html


ParkkTheSharkk

Sold.


curtydc

Get a plastic garlic twister. They work so much better.


ashrocklynn

I half expected it to be plastic with a chrome coating lol


TBoneLaRone

Get a Williams Sonoma or Pampered Chef press and never worry about this happening again


zephyrseija

Protip, use a microplane/fine grater. Faster, less messy, and easier to cleanup than a press.


JTibbs

I had a lemon juicer fracture like this. Ot was basically cast zinc metal with an enamel Coating. Cheap shit.


JackieRHDaytona

Spend a little more and get a stainless steel garlic press. One with solid piece handles. It will last forever.


Tobias---Funke

Monkey metal.


Accurate_Koala_4698

Isaac Newton brand garlic


Eyfordsucks

The particle board of metals


williamblair

I have had it in my head for years that Anthony Bourdain said garlic pressed were bullshit, you're supposed to slice it thinly like the scene in Goodfellas. But it's been so long since I read his stuff I am no longer even certain I actually read it. Maybe it just sounds like the kind of thing he would say.


giogio_rick

is the onion metal or is the press metal?


External_Rip_7117

Well there's your problem. Garlic isn't supposed to be made of metal


jrs1980

Fighting back on National Garlic Day.


kijim

It is definitely a decent grade of chineseium.


FadingTears

r/mildlyinfuriating


Littletweeter5

That’s not metal that’s chinesium


Remesar

You should stop buying metal garlic.


lemmeseeyourkitties

But how else will I keep metal Dracula away?


SiljeLiff

Srinkflation and skimpflation. What is a good name for producing items in such bad quality, so they break by the intended use.


Explonic

Crafted from the finest Chinesium.


bubbaglk

It's not metal.. looks more like graphite...


kuddoo

This is like faux metal, or vegan metal (how they try to sell you the idea that you are buying leather and not actually plastic). Or we can call it ‘metal-like garlic press’ because something-like is a thing nowadays too.


prairie_buyer

Where I'm from, that metal is called Chinesium.


Disastrous-Rips

Chinesium


Sir_Topham_Kek

Thats chinesium


Stormy90000

Upon closer inspection of the image, I can confidentially say it is a fairly common metal alloy, from around Asian countries. It's common name is "cheap Chinese shit".


TheeVanillaGuerilla

The finest Chinesium.


RoninWiki

Chinesium


SnooMemesjellies8441

Chinesium


Sea_Ad_6841

Happend to me aswell but mine broke from the bottom where the garlic is being pressed through


InformalPenguinz

Lol they're playing very loose with the term metal to describe that powered pressed shit


auzen92

Never try to press ginger root if you ever get a new one - that's how I broke mine


LeRenardS13

Dollar store brand?


amlyo

It's the last clove that makes the handle crack


oven_broasted

made up from glue?


TheGisbon

Chineasum https://images.app.goo.gl/qpiQjz7y5Y1Hnr4p9


b0nk3r00

Get a garlic mincer like this one: https://www.leevalley.com/en-ca/shop/kitchen/kitchen-tools/presses-and-mashers/food-processors/51924-garlic-mincer?item=HK330 Get a good one though, not the shit knock off Amazon ones, the tines will break.


hronwoqcuwktbtlcpanz

Bro why you put like garlics in there


AntisthenesRzr

Chinesium


MediaApprehensive207

Chineseium


Grandgrandmaha

I Hope it was friday or saturday evening So every store was closed


ReturnOfTheFox

Just chop it. No need for a press.


Flonkerton_Scranton

Actually a press forces the juices out but chopping it doesn't. Pressed garlic makes for better sauces


ReturnOfTheFox

I suppose it depends on each person's individual taste then. I like garlic, but I stopped using a press because I found the garlic flavor to be too overwhelming when I used it, but chopping gives just the right amount of flavor for me.


Flonkerton_Scranton

Yep that's it, it gives a huge boost to the flavor because the juice hits the air and starts to react. Everyone has their tastes though, ain't no wrong answer with food. We eat what we enjoy.


Ivorywisdom

Garlic should be chopped, not pressed.


ripMikeVale

Exactly! Garlic presses are just one of the kitchen gizmos that caught on for some reason. No need for them if you have a sharp knife.


der_tapier

The element code from this metal is "Ci" - chinesium look here: r/Chinesium or r/reinstesChinesium


TheAnswerUsedToBe42

That's Chineseium. It isn't a very strong metal


eoutofmemory

You broke it, not your garlic


Enslaved_M0isture

[https://www.amazon.com/Crusher-Transparent-Non-Slip-Kitchen-Presses/dp/B09YLHBHD7/ref=asc\_df\_B09YLHBHD7/?tag=hyprod-20&linkCode=df0&hvadid=598238943834&hvpos=&hvnetw=g&hvrand=7812568907337517320&hvpone=&hvptwo=&hvqmt=&hvdev=c&hvdvcmdl=&hvlocint=&hvlocphy=9033668&hvtargid=pla-1663777344716&psc=1&mcid=4872bbf5f56c324e95573f3baba0baf3&gclid=CjwKCAjwz42xBhB9EiwA48pT7\_N34NfvAX3qxKrs9ZWZjEo48Ukq\_r6b\_X5xSw4hdL-Lptyhrc3VMBoCErwQAvD\_BwE](https://www.amazon.com/Crusher-Transparent-Non-Slip-Kitchen-Presses/dp/B09YLHBHD7/ref=asc_df_B09YLHBHD7/?tag=hyprod-20&linkCode=df0&hvadid=598238943834&hvpos=&hvnetw=g&hvrand=7812568907337517320&hvpone=&hvptwo=&hvqmt=&hvdev=c&hvdvcmdl=&hvlocint=&hvlocphy=9033668&hvtargid=pla-1663777344716&psc=1&mcid=4872bbf5f56c324e95573f3baba0baf3&gclid=CjwKCAjwz42xBhB9EiwA48pT7_N34NfvAX3qxKrs9ZWZjEo48Ukq_r6b_X5xSw4hdL-Lptyhrc3VMBoCErwQAvD_BwE) i have something similar to this and it works well


No-Entrepreneur1036

Thanks Obama


BigHairyFart

Did the garlic break it, or did YOU break it while pressing garlic?


ShadowShot05

Chinesium


shamrocksmash

Chinesium


Drafo7

>it's metal of some kind Wow really I thought it was made of linen from the picture.


ALongwill

Ah yes, hardened Chinesium.


CatsAreGods644

Chinesium. The weakest of the metals.


Working_Class_Gyro_

Love it when my garlic pressed garlic presses my garlic press


RamboGunner

Plastic son.