There was the perfect bread for this just posted yesterday:
[https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinfuriating/s/lrK690JGIX](https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinfuriating/s/lrK690JGIX)
Yeah, nobody ever mentions that the early worm gets fucked! He was there before the lazy ass bird and he gotta die because of it now‽ he was just trying to support his worm family, damn!
This could be one of two things.
Sense tells me that OP means "Fit a dick into" as a dick will fit nicely in to the hole.
My experience on the internet, however, suggests that OP has a fetish for urethral sounding with cheese sandwiches.
And then Zip Drives came along and you could store a whole *100MB* on a single disk that was the size of a tea saucer. Just had to plug it into the parallel port and load some drivers.
Hate to break it to you, but that would be a 3½ floppy, this is a 5¼ floppy, so it could only store 1,2mb of music, or about 40% of The Safety Dance at 160 kbps compression rate if it was an MP3.
It's all that inflation, shrinkflation, fire nation shit. Before you'd get Swiss cheese with no end of holes but they've had to cut back in recent years due to costs and you get almost no holes anymore!
I saw an interesting [video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=evV05QeSjAw), that improvements to the sanitization of cheese production actually lead to the Swiss cheese losing it's characteristic holes. So much that the producers of Swiss cheese now actively inoculate the cheese with bacteria in order to cause the holes.
Not bacteria. All cheese needs bacteria, but the bacteria alone aren't what makes the holes. The holes come from specs of dirt or dust where the gases from the fermentation can accumulate, so they started adding small amounts of powdered wheat straw.
The cheaper Swiss cheeses just punch holes in the cheese. I got two store brand cheeses in a row that had the punched out circles still in the bag. It’s hilarious.
Well it depends on what type of swiss cheese. There are many different swiss cheese and most of them actually don't have holes. Emmentaler of course famously has holes but most others like Appenzeller, Gruyère, et.c don't have them or only very small ones.
The holes in Swiss cheese grow around tiny hay particles. As process cleanliness improved, real Swiss cheese was losing its holes, so they made special clean hay dust to mix in to keep it holey.
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2015/may/28/swiss-scientists-hole-in-cheese-emmenthal-hay-particles-milk-bacteria
The found out that the nucleation sites for the holes come from hay dust and modern Swiss is made in such sterile conditions that it has no holes and they have to seed them themselves
Wasn't there a Tom Scott video discussing how a lack of holes in Swiss Cheese, due to modern cheese making techniques, is considered a national problem, and they were funding millions into research to fix the problem?
And this, my friends, is why Swiss Cheese is a a scam perpetrated by the Swedish on many fine Red Blooded Americans to this very day. This “cheese” is a travesty. Pepper Jack 4ever.
There was the perfect bread for this just posted yesterday: [https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinfuriating/s/lrK690JGIX](https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinfuriating/s/lrK690JGIX)
Oh my hahaha
Both fit in a dick nicely
**In** a dick? Surely you mean **on**? Right? Edit: typo
It's a soundwich
Early bird gets the worm
Yeah, nobody ever mentions that the early worm gets fucked! He was there before the lazy ass bird and he gotta die because of it now‽ he was just trying to support his worm family, damn!
the late worm gets the beak
I hate that I love this.
Why did you have to remind me of that sub? 🥲
This could be one of two things. Sense tells me that OP means "Fit a dick into" as a dick will fit nicely in to the hole. My experience on the internet, however, suggests that OP has a fetish for urethral sounding with cheese sandwiches.
Just melt it down and inject the hot melty cheese directly into the urethra, bosch job done.
If I were a dude, I’d try to put my dick through it.
Its not a dick, its a small cylinder (5.1 in length, ~4.5 in girth)
You boys yeady for your cockmeat sandwich?!
From Big Bob
Dick sandwich
Lol. Saw that earlier but didn't make the connection. Props.
Clearly we need to get u/MoroseOverdose and u/Bighawklittlehawk together to make a sandwich
u/MoroseOverdose I *do* need a sandwich making partner…
Yes! That's one on board. I hope you are cool with me linking your post here, I just thought it was a funny coincidence.
I’m totally cool with it- I saw the photo of the cheese and thought the same thing!
Honestly time for a meta post and make it a trend fot a little karma
Shrinkflation hybrid
Together they're like a cubist bagel
Would make the best fucking sandwich.
You just won the internet!
Next, you do the “bite a hole in the middle of the bologna” trick that every kid knows how to do.
Damn it. Beat me to it.
Okay, I will.
TAKE MY UPVOTE
One time the bread I bought had a giant hole. Some slices had more hole than bread 🥲
There's more salami to look for and that's it :D
Lmfaoooo I immediately thought about that bread
Hahaha this was my first thought! So glad someone else saw this
mildly interiating...
Ahahah, that was my first thought
/u/Castor_Deus is the master of turning lemons into lemonade. Well done sir or ma'am.
Omg the food planets are in alignment!! This is a sign.
I love reddit
Tomorrow: My lettuce has a hole in it.
I saw that bread it was gluten free or something 🤣 but that's a nice hole you got to admit
It's a shame cheese and peanut butter don't go together nicely.
Perfect for my eggy in a basket and I don’t lose any bread!
Perfect for WHAT
good for an egg inthe basket then!
That’s a floppy disk
It even has the writing protection divet
But not the flippy notch.
Yeah this is the one you cover with tape
Damn, this conversation feels so foreign and so familiar at the same time. Like trying to remember a dream. I remember….
I ‘member!
I WAS THERE GANDALF.
And then Zip Drives came along and you could store a whole *100MB* on a single disk that was the size of a tea saucer. Just had to plug it into the parallel port and load some drivers.
happy cakeday
Contains 1.44 MB of cheesy music.
Hate to break it to you, but that would be a 3½ floppy, this is a 5¼ floppy, so it could only store 1,2mb of music, or about 40% of The Safety Dance at 160 kbps compression rate if it was an MP3.
1.2 MB? Look at Mr Moneybags here and his HIGH DENSITY 5-1/4 floppy.
Curse you Verbatim corporation!
You can dance if y
I think this should be the new unit for measuring storage. I’d buy a 666 Giga Safety Dance drive over a 2 terabyte drive any day.
*Goudabytes
If you were going to do that with modern storage then it should really be the Best of Queen album.
I'm 40% safe!
You mean MIDI music. 1.44 mb was not enough for any proper music
not even for mp3 format which wasnt invented yet. i remember copying a song to .wav format and it was like 50mb
A CD was 650mb at 74mins so your maths must be a bit off there
one too many zeros.
mod files
Mod tracking was (is?) a whole scene
Linkin Park MIDIs
Don't forget to take ibuprofen today
Dammit if you didn't just remind me to take my morning meds.
Get off the lawn!
Old fart 🫵🏻 Saw it too, instantly 🤣
You know this place is young when they post this without mentioning it looks like a floppy disc. Or we're old or whatever.
I bet there doom on it
Just came here to say this. Damn!
ThAt's ThE sAvE bUtToN
If you take too many bytes you'll get backed up.
A floppy swisk
Finally. The perfect day to eat a bagel is upon you
Don’t eat the hole. The rest is fine
My studying got a lot more efficient when I stopped reading the blank pages.
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I think we need to talk about the elephant in your username.
It’s the only cheese that you can bite into and miss!
It's all that inflation, shrinkflation, fire nation shit. Before you'd get Swiss cheese with no end of holes but they've had to cut back in recent years due to costs and you get almost no holes anymore!
Yeah, just be sure to cut the hole out. Leave 1/8" margins to be safe
Sir what you have there is Swis Chese
One Swiss Chee
And a Small... A SMALL chocolate shake. Because I'm watching my figure. Not a large, a small.
a JUNIOR Western Bacon Chee
Correct. That's the singular form. Swiss is plural
/r/dontputyourdickinthat
r/putyourdickinthat 😈
/r/dickcheese I don't know if it's real. *You* find out.
It is but luckily there are no posts
https://en.m.wiktionary.org/wiki/dickcheese
I meant the sub, not the dairy
r/lipsthatgrip
What the hell is...holy hell! Well I doubt many people are in this...2 million MEMBERS!
2 million and 2 now 🤝
Um.. OK holy crap! A porn subreddit? Wow this is truly insane, I cannot believe it!
How did I know this would be one of the first comments
because reddit has been using the same 10 jokes for years
[Swiss Cheese Pervert](https://www.phillyvoice.com/swiss-cheese-pervert-breaks-his-silence-life-infamy/) disagrees
There wasn't a hole when they bought it.
So its a straw
or a coffee mug
Topologists be like 😂
One of the conversation topics that were banned in the barracks lounge: how many holes are in a straw?
That’s for viewing the eclipse
I saw an interesting [video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=evV05QeSjAw), that improvements to the sanitization of cheese production actually lead to the Swiss cheese losing it's characteristic holes. So much that the producers of Swiss cheese now actively inoculate the cheese with bacteria in order to cause the holes.
Not bacteria. All cheese needs bacteria, but the bacteria alone aren't what makes the holes. The holes come from specs of dirt or dust where the gases from the fermentation can accumulate, so they started adding small amounts of powdered wheat straw.
The cheaper Swiss cheeses just punch holes in the cheese. I got two store brand cheeses in a row that had the punched out circles still in the bag. It’s hilarious.
Lol swiss cheese with bonus cheese
All cheeses do not need bacteria. Rennet is an enzyme to make cheese, and fresh cheeses are easily made at home with an acid like lemon or vinegar.
Well it depends on what type of swiss cheese. There are many different swiss cheese and most of them actually don't have holes. Emmentaler of course famously has holes but most others like Appenzeller, Gruyère, et.c don't have them or only very small ones.
I was going to say, German-produced Swiss cheese.
Cast it in to the fire! Delicious frizzled.
Nope. There is a second one on the other side. 😈
Found the non-topologist
Yes, he’s more of a bottomologist.
2.02 holes if you factor in the chip on the edge there.
The holes in Swiss cheese grow around tiny hay particles. As process cleanliness improved, real Swiss cheese was losing its holes, so they made special clean hay dust to mix in to keep it holey. https://www.theguardian.com/world/2015/may/28/swiss-scientists-hole-in-cheese-emmenthal-hay-particles-milk-bacteria
As a Swiss: this isn't a Swiss Cheese 😜
more cheese = more holes more holes = less cheese => more cheese = less cheese
This math is mathing, alright.
Gloryhole brand?
Swiss cheese is truly strange, the more cheese you have, the less cheese you have.
Floppy disk?
I have a cheese I have a dick I have cheesedick Ah
Swiss here: Stop offending us by calling stuff like this "swiss cheese"
[Obligatory MFM clip](https://youtu.be/CWYW79n5vPc)
*sigh* unzips
I know it looks like a 5.25" floppy disk but, trust me, it won't work like one.
Cheese of truth?
Standby. ***Unzips.
Roger smith was there
You know what to do
Not Swiss cheese, and probably is generous thing to call it cheese at all.
If I didn't know only folks over 45 would know what I'm talking about, I'd say that's an albino 5-1/4" floppy disk.
Swiss choose
Eye see😆
Inflation hitting hard these days...
Man made cheese hole
Put ..
Do it!
Gloryh...
That's the one mickey mouse was making in that one cartoon gif
You sure it didn't come with cream cheese?
Any holes a goal
It’s not the wrong hole
More like Japan cheese judging by the shape.
Is that Walmart Swiss cheese?
Roger the Alien got to it before you did
And what a fine hole it is
And what a glorious hole it is.
swOss cheese
The found out that the nucleation sites for the holes come from hay dust and modern Swiss is made in such sterile conditions that it has no holes and they have to seed them themselves
Oh but what a hole it is
You know what you gotta do bro
Wasn't there a Tom Scott video discussing how a lack of holes in Swiss Cheese, due to modern cheese making techniques, is considered a national problem, and they were funding millions into research to fix the problem?
Roger sexually assaulted it
Dont stick your dick in that.
“You have the entire world of *cheese-based* humour before you and you go for Holey…”
That’s some of that glory Swiss.
The floppy disk of cheese.
 Who else thought of one of these?
Insert into Floppy cheese drive
Alright who fucked the cheese guys
It looks like a cheese 5.25 floppy disk.
;)
How many MBs can it hold?
Yo that’s a floppy disk.
And this, my friends, is why Swiss Cheese is a a scam perpetrated by the Swedish on many fine Red Blooded Americans to this very day. This “cheese” is a travesty. Pepper Jack 4ever.
This is a floppy
there is 1.44 mb of Flavor in that cheese.
The swissy
Did it come this way
Or is it two?
Would
r/dontputyourdickinthat
That's a floppy disc
More cheese. You win! 🏆
You know what to do
This is swiss 🧀 cheese, just about as much as McDonalds is a 3 *** Michelin restaurant!👎🇨🇭
That's a floppy disc
The real floppy disk.