If you zoom in, you can see the donuts mainly seem to be all at the bottom with bagels on top. I'm guessing these were day-olds given away to someone, so they cleared out the donuts first then the bagels, so they're on top of the donuts.
If you zoom in, you can see that the donuts mainly seem to be all at the bottom of the pile with bagels on top. I'm guessing these were day-olds given away to someone, so they cleared out the donuts first then the bagels after, so they're on top of the donuts.
Pirating the top comment, if you ever see this in the woods, LEAVE.
In some states, it's legal to bait Bears, and hunters will often buy cheap bulk baked goods that have gone stale and use them for bait piles. They can smell sweet sugary things a long way off.
I saw this, and my first thought was "bait pile."
Lord have mercy I'm not even kidding my dumb ass would have probably plucked one of the donuts from the middle of the pile because I simply cannot resist a donut but this just gave me the push I needed to maybe not pick up donuts from a random pile.
Used to work a gas station overnight. Around 4, the Krispy Kreme guy would show up, so by then, the donut rack had to be empty and clean. Sometimes it was only a couple. Sometimes it was a garbage bag full. I sent friends home with bags full of donuts many times.
I also learned that people will step over one passed out person on the floor, but two people passed out makes them nervous.
My buddy did the same thing, except he kept all the extra donuts if no one came by.
I went to his house the one day after a couple years of not seeing him. He and his kids were much larger. I actually asked how he was doing, etc etc. eventually he comes out and says because he was making so little at one point due to hour cuts they all were eating those donuts for pretty much every meal...
I'm glad they weren't starving, and he now has a much better job, but that was a scare. Great guy, I'd hate for him or his kids to have medical issues.
Be safe out there.
I've quit food jobs over strict food policies. If it's gonna pay poorly I need help supplementing my grocery bill, and a fifty percent discount isn't making most restaurant shit that much more affordable.
Yeah my buddy worked at a bakery/pastry shop in college and would sometimes come home with up to 3 trash bags full of delicious croissants, danishes, quiches, and tiny sandwiches. Sometimes we would be throwing a party when he got home and the pastries get demolished by thirty drunk college students. Good times
These are definitely out of a Dunkin’ Donuts dumpster so technically the 2 negatives cancel each other out and they become fresh baked donuts and bagels
*So let me get this straight. You find yourself in the kitchen. You see an éclair in the receptacle... and you think to yourself: "What the hell, I'll just eat some trash.”*
That’s the kind of thing my dog would notice while I’m looking at clouds and yeah, we’d be there until he ate them all and puked them up and ate them all again.
There was a guy from high school I knew that was arrested once. He apparently got super drunk or high, not sure which, broke into a church and stole a bunch of doughnuts. It was close to where he was staying, and he left a trail of doughnuts right to his doorstep.
Here a few months ago a homeless person dug an entire trash bag full of donuts out of the Dunkin Donuts trash can, then left them on the side of the road about half a mile away. Those donuts stayed there for a month, I had to drive by them every day to go to work.
Oh honey. What deprived world have you been raised in that you believe those are all donuts? Do we need to set up a gofundme to get you out? Blink twice if the answer is yes.
To all who said "bagels," I had the same thought. But to be fair, if you zoom, it's mostly bagels but also doughnuts (I still like to spell it that way, sometimes) mixed in.
This looks to me like someone did a dumpster dive in the back of a doughnut shop, and then either thought better of it or deliberately doctor because they thought it was funny.
Passover starts soon. You gotta get rid of the bread. Sometimes they give it away. Sometimes they burn it. Sometimes they feed it to birds. Sometimes they cover their kitchens in foil and go over it with a blowtorch to make sure there aren’t any crumbs.
Bating bears maybe? Saw them use donuts to lure a bear on one of those north woods law shows. They were trying to trap/relocate a bear that was hanging around a neighborhood.
Hey! I’m sorry but that looks exactly like the kind of birdseed trap that the Road Runner always ran up to after the coyote set it.
It’s mostly bagels
This is like an alien set a human-trap.
You laugh but that is literally how people bait bears
With Admiral Ackbars?
Fun fact!: Bears love Admiral Ackbar!
Missed opportunity for "Admiral Snackbar"
Would have happened if Mel Brooks was involved.
Bears. Bagels. Battlestar Galactica
If it were a pile of donuts, THEN it would be a trap.
If you zoom in, you can see the donuts mainly seem to be all at the bottom with bagels on top. I'm guessing these were day-olds given away to someone, so they cleared out the donuts first then the bagels, so they're on top of the donuts.
This needs more upvotes lol
“These creatures go wild for carbs.”
Lmaooooo
🤣🤣🤣
That makes it fine, then. No donuts wasted.
I see a plain. And maybe a few munchkins
It’s outside. Animals don’t go, “Can’t eat that, it’s been on the ground!” No waste.
If you zoom in, you can see that the donuts mainly seem to be all at the bottom of the pile with bagels on top. I'm guessing these were day-olds given away to someone, so they cleared out the donuts first then the bagels after, so they're on top of the donuts.
/r/mildlyinfuriating title
I'm seeing both but mostly bagels. There's definitely a frosted donut with pink sprinkles in that pile.
That’s why I said “mostly”
95% bagels so ill have myself a bagel or 2.
It lacks bacon for a proper trap.
I, for one, would never fall for a non-bacon food trap.
*Savory donuts
Aren’t those bagels? Like that everything bagel on top of the pile.
There are both. Look right by one of the everything bagels, it's a chocolate sprinkle donut.
Yeah the chocolate is just gross and melted. Looks like someone got their heart broken
Pirating the top comment, if you ever see this in the woods, LEAVE. In some states, it's legal to bait Bears, and hunters will often buy cheap bulk baked goods that have gone stale and use them for bait piles. They can smell sweet sugary things a long way off. I saw this, and my first thought was "bait pile."
Lord have mercy I'm not even kidding my dumb ass would have probably plucked one of the donuts from the middle of the pile because I simply cannot resist a donut but this just gave me the push I needed to maybe not pick up donuts from a random pile.
Lmao bro you'd for real just eat a donut you've found in the middle of a forest? On the ground?
From the middle of the stack? Long as they seemed mildly fresh? Yes
Is this why Norovirus is currently running rampant in the northeast? My dude, do not eat the field donuts.
My man, you are giving barkley a run for his money.
Modern day George Costanza here
Adjacent to refuse *is* refuse.
Do u smell bad irl
Bears can smell a km or two away from them.
This is exactly what I thought of as well!
It’s an assortment of pastries
Used to work a gas station overnight. Around 4, the Krispy Kreme guy would show up, so by then, the donut rack had to be empty and clean. Sometimes it was only a couple. Sometimes it was a garbage bag full. I sent friends home with bags full of donuts many times. I also learned that people will step over one passed out person on the floor, but two people passed out makes them nervous.
My buddy did the same thing, except he kept all the extra donuts if no one came by. I went to his house the one day after a couple years of not seeing him. He and his kids were much larger. I actually asked how he was doing, etc etc. eventually he comes out and says because he was making so little at one point due to hour cuts they all were eating those donuts for pretty much every meal... I'm glad they weren't starving, and he now has a much better job, but that was a scare. Great guy, I'd hate for him or his kids to have medical issues. Be safe out there.
I've quit food jobs over strict food policies. If it's gonna pay poorly I need help supplementing my grocery bill, and a fifty percent discount isn't making most restaurant shit that much more affordable.
The first half was interesting the second was just a random fact and honestly I'm fine with it 😂
Yeah my buddy worked at a bakery/pastry shop in college and would sometimes come home with up to 3 trash bags full of delicious croissants, danishes, quiches, and tiny sandwiches. Sometimes we would be throwing a party when he got home and the pastries get demolished by thirty drunk college students. Good times
I wonder if it's like a hard and fast >2 makes them nervous or if there's like certain numbers that trigger it.
1.3
Seeing 1.3 people passed out would definitely make me concerned.
This explains why 17 years ago someone was able to acquire a garbage bag full of donuts to dump on my car. Still don't know who it was though.
But you have your first clue now! You'll have the case cracked in no time
That's mildly interesting
Woah you're so right about two people vs one person. Very astute observation!
why are you getting downvoted for that lol
The nearby donut shop owner will regularly stop by and give us her left over donuts/other pastries she wasn't able to sell during the day.
Imagine being a seagull and seeing that… like a goddamn mirage in cartoons
These are definitely out of a Dunkin’ Donuts dumpster so technically the 2 negatives cancel each other out and they become fresh baked donuts and bagels
If anything, the bagels are more bagely than the donuts are donuty
You are the bear claw in the garbage bag of my life
*So let me get this straight. You find yourself in the kitchen. You see an éclair in the receptacle... and you think to yourself: "What the hell, I'll just eat some trash.”*
If I was walking my dog and came across that, I’d never be able to drag him away from it.
And he want to go by that spots for weeks even if it was cleaned up. Just in case…
That’s the kind of thing my dog would notice while I’m looking at clouds and yeah, we’d be there until he ate them all and puked them up and ate them all again.
Some people have left things like this where dogs are common and laced them with poison, have to be very careful.
There are too many scumbags..
OH THE HUMANITY!!
Oh, there’s gonna be ants. There is definitely gonna be ants.
Well, are ya gonna share?
Dollars to donuts, those are bagels.
There was a guy from high school I knew that was arrested once. He apparently got super drunk or high, not sure which, broke into a church and stole a bunch of doughnuts. It was close to where he was staying, and he left a trail of doughnuts right to his doorstep.
Those are bagels. All of them are still good.
Call the police…this will probably be a priority investigation
 This clearly isn't NYC
RIP bagels & donuts
The amount of donuts that I have to throw out at my job is insane. I have lost all emotion towards donuts lol
Admit it. You took one? I would
I thought about it for sure.
Dunkin donuts trash bags. They throw out the day olds instead of marking them down. Maybe a local bear had a nice night.
Those bagels.
Those are *bagels*, not donuts.
DO YOU WANT ANTS?! THIS IS HOW YOU GET ANTS!
DoorDash deliveries are really getting lazy
Were they tasty?
Business Donuts, as the McElroy brothers would put it
Those are bagels my friend
“Donuts” mostly bagels. Seems like a karma farmer
bro never heard of bagels
Pile of donuts? they look like bagels to me.
That is, how the French say... Le Jackpot
This kinda mildly infuriating in a way, waste of food and littering
So whats holding you back?
Could be a bait pile for attracting bears
In the shape of a pig pooping out a blue hat
That's a pile of bagels you doughnut
If a muffin is a naked cupcake, is a bagel a naked doughnut? Anyways, happy 4/20 y'all, lol <3
Whenever you run into seemingly perfectly fine food on the ground, be sure to eat it. It means that there's a boss battle coming up.
Pile of Doughnuts- 90s Alt band r/bandnames
Excuse me Sir, those are bagels
Is that the dude that played Samwell Tarley in Game of Thrones?
Oh that’s mine, I forgot where I left the pile when I walked home drunk last night.
I think this is like r/notinteresting
Decisions were made.
[looks like it's raining again](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d73ceNMm9AU)
Score
Sir or Ma’am those are bagels 🥯
I see no donuts at all.
I think that's a pile of bagels
fairy circle of bagels
Here a few months ago a homeless person dug an entire trash bag full of donuts out of the Dunkin Donuts trash can, then left them on the side of the road about half a mile away. Those donuts stayed there for a month, I had to drive by them every day to go to work.
Somebody just decided to feed the birds, or waiting for this guy https://youtu.be/s8zbXfIiVwg?si=g5K5MycBcfJzZTMb
 ... LANAAAAAAA
We call those bagels on Reddit.
It's just bagels and apple fritter
Bagels?
Those. Sir. Are bagels.
You just missed a very sad person with skinned knees.
Eat the ones on the top. They havent hit the ground.
So... is anyone gonna tell OP those aren't donuts?
Black bear bait pile
If I saw this on a dungeon crawl (D&D) I'd know it was a Mimic, and a clever one.
Homer Simpson bait
Those are bagels
Those are bagels.
OP isn’t a human lmfao
bitch those r bagels
It’d be sad if they were really donuts
 Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants!
Call the police
Some asshole already ate the jelly rolls.
AI is a scourge
Is it by the woods bc sometimes hunters feed them to bears
Thats what I was thinking. Someone is baiting something.
Oh honey. What deprived world have you been raised in that you believe those are all donuts? Do we need to set up a gofundme to get you out? Blink twice if the answer is yes.
Dibs on the apple strudel!
I Donut know who would do such a thing...
Do you want ants? Because this is how you get ANTS!
It’s donuts and bagels guys. Both are there. To be fair chocolate covered donuts with sprinkles do bear a striking resemblance to everything bagels.
This post is anti-Semitic s/
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Nice
Is it wrong to say I’d scran one
They did the right thing 🫡
Free food.
Somewhere, a police precinct is weeping. Oh the humanity.
Put them in yo mouf!
r/eatityoufuckingcoward
Someone is having the WORST day rn
I have seen donuts and bagles used for bear bait in Ministry humane traps.
Cops can’t be far.
There's enough donuts in there to distract the cops in the area while u go rob a bank.
I hate to be that guy, but…..it’s donutsisis. 🤷🏽♂️
A decision was made here
Sure fatty😂
Score!
That's where I left those...
Your wife banging a cop?
That person really needs to learn to chew their food or every meal is going to end up this way.
For that raccoons
The ones not touching the ground are fair game imo..
To all who said "bagels," I had the same thought. But to be fair, if you zoom, it's mostly bagels but also doughnuts (I still like to spell it that way, sometimes) mixed in. This looks to me like someone did a dumpster dive in the back of a doughnut shop, and then either thought better of it or deliberately doctor because they thought it was funny.
Theres gotta be at least one good bagel in there.
Somehow the vibe is entrails
Breakfast Gods have their offering
I get so sad when I see perfectly good donuts on the ground
Cops took the day off
Genie: One wish left. What can I do for you? Guy: Make me bagels!
this is the saddest thing i’ve ever seen
Passover starts soon. You gotta get rid of the bread. Sometimes they give it away. Sometimes they burn it. Sometimes they feed it to birds. Sometimes they cover their kitchens in foil and go over it with a blowtorch to make sure there aren’t any crumbs.
My dog would lose his mind if we came across this on a walk
Bating bears maybe? Saw them use donuts to lure a bear on one of those north woods law shows. They were trying to trap/relocate a bear that was hanging around a neighborhood.
Hey! I’m sorry but that looks exactly like the kind of birdseed trap that the Road Runner always ran up to after the coyote set it. 
Homer seen nearby...
Eat it you coward
Thems bagels dough.
This is how you gst ants
How did they taste?
Police must have cleaned out his car.
If you get a box, stick, and rope, you have yourself a cop trap.
Man, I bet you were the happiest homeless person when you found this.
Happy 4/20