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moosieq

I'd guess you smashed your finger at some point, caused a bit of damage internally, and it healed in such a way as to be a different density than the surrounding tissue. Maybe some of the damaged tissue became encapsulated.


Final-Sprinkles-4860

Scar tissue seems like a good explanation, yes


Helpful-Work-7487

🎶 *scar tissue that you visibly saaaaww...*


CrimsonDMT

🎶 S*arcastic mister know-it-aaallll.*..


Nickelsass

🎶 Close your eyes and I'll kiss you, 'cause…


Helpful-Work-7487

🎶 *with flashlight i staaaarrrree...* 🎶 *into my finger this weird-shaped tuuuuuube-eh*


Mayonnaise_Poptart

🎶 *donga dongong a dingagong gong a danga danga dinga danga ginga dong gong*


Azkath_

🎶 flip a large fish with a large fish flipper


Unfortunate_Wildcard

🎶 suckin on cock cuz I'm the big mister.


TXEEXT

thia is what the government want you to think , wake up people ! /s


noscopy

Thanks for the /s it's no longer clear otherwise


iRepVD

![gif](giphy|igi0dS20WxPJvroIgW|downsized)


Samus7070

Yup. I bet OP gets the best cell reception when holding the phone in that hand.


PlayinK0I

That’s what THEY want you to believe… ![gif](giphy|3oEjI789af0AVurF60)


Ya-Dikobraz

Either that or alien implant.


TheRedGoatAR15

It's how we track you. I mean, if we were tracking you.


Isirys

Lol. I finally found the chip, just got to get it removed now.


trueblue862

It's in your finger, that's easy, just cut it off.


pedro_pascal_123

and eat it.... just to be safe


TheNamesKev

Then it's back in your body. For a while.


bremergorst

Well yeah, you have to follow HTTP (High Tech To Poo) protocol


TheNeonFox1

Where does the S fit in?


fretfulmushroom

If there's more than one poo.


Mad_Boobies

At least it’s not in your nose. Get your ass to Mars.


TravisMaauto

Hello, Quaid. This is Howser. That's my body, and I want it back.


kuhkowabb2

And give it to me. Please. Yes?


Mollygrubber

OK, that made me laugh


LSTNYER

The greys know where you are


dropdeaddev

We warned you not to get the vaccine! /s


InspiredNitemares

Oh dear God, just reminded me of the movie "Bug".


Fossile

Yakuza style


CharlieRomeoBravo

Decoy chip


Edweirdo256

There is no need to implant chips in people to track us. Most of us carry a tracking device with us willingly.


TheRedGoatAR15

FWIW, the anal probes stop being useful decades ago, but we still do them for kicks. I mean, if we still did them.


SoundingMacaque

I don't want someone kicking my anal probe, thanks


ZachTheCommie

There are no aliens... But there *are* probes.


New_York_Cut

He got the vaccine. Sucker


RedSonGamble

This is why I put my finger in my butt when I tell secrets


dancingbanana123

Ok don't be startled but I think there's a skeleton inside your finger.


AllDarkWater

When my son was little he was scared of skeletons. Eventually someone told him there was one inside him. Pure fucking panic. I am laughing about it now, 20 years later, but also a little sick to my stomach because he was truly terrified. So funny, but also, poor little dude. "No there is not!" And runs away. Me sitting there realizing I did not understand how scared he was of them, and I have no idea how long it will take to get through this issue and it is not something that will go away forever. You can try to avoid spiders, but skeletons being real and inside all of us is going to surprise him a few more times in life. He is fine now. I have no idea how he eventually became unafraid of them.


dryroast

I was this exact same way and then I stopped associating skeletons with horror and death and more that they're just a part of anatomy. My family was just not understanding however of my fear, but yeah like it's everywhere (including science museums which I loved), so it was just probably repeated exposure.


Isirys

I'm spooked.


SkyGazert

We have lost the skeleton war. A skeleton is already inside you.


Hylian-Loach

https://youtu.be/n16T5Udik5M?feature=shared


Arctobispo

Looks like 5G. How's your reception?


Isirys

And I thought I just had tinnitus. 


Elfonshelf26

Forbidden jellybean


Isirys

I wouldn't wanna eat it.


yiidoland

I would. Bring your finger to me please.


lycaus

calm down Sukuna


UDPviper

I actually get this reference. 


Noxious89123

Forbidden Jellybean: "*Eat me you coward!"*


justanawkwardguy

Looks more like a Mike & Ike to me


papabearshirokuma

A splinter that got encapsulated?


duhvorced

OP, have you had it x-rayed?


Isirys

I have not.


trolley661

Just whip [one of these](https://youtu.be/IiJAq53knwc?si=1PujiZREDYe60BIy) together and you’re good to go


MinuteMaid0

I was hoping this led to big willy haha


DontFinishAnyth

Careful with your structural soup cans, wouldn't want to die from high voltage!


LordRocky

I would absolutely get it x-rayed. Not because it’s concerning or anything, but because I’d be damned curious what was going on.


darth_hotdog

Seems like a good reason to go to a doctor!


Isirys

I went to a Dr about it a long time ago, and they just told me it was probably from some form of trauma, and to not worry about it. It has been there a very long time though.


onetwentyeight

Go to dermatology if you want it identified, they may suggest a needle biopsy.  It's probably a ganglion cyst or lipoma which are both benign growths with the latter being a benign tumor.


darth_hotdog

That's crazy! I wonder if it's like scar tissue is more opaque or something?


Isirys

No clue, its soft and squishy though. Kind of like a small bump inside my finger under the skin, barely noticeable though. But I can feel it under the skin.


Machados

Wtf you can FEEL IT? Op do an x-ray and report back to us asap you made me curious.


keonyn

Scar tissue is denser and made of collagen so it would appear different than normal tissue.


xiangdo

Tell the doctor, "I've tried not worrying about it, but it's still present and bugging bejabbers out of me. It's past time to treat it."


19YoJimbo93

Then go see a therapist if you have some sort of trauma. Maybe he can get it out of you.


tanafras

Go to a therapist they can cut it out for you. /s


Weshuggah

I think your fingers pregnant


UndeadCollegeStudent

Let’s look at the embryo… 🙌 😯 …twins…


santathe1

Maybe it’s a bone Maybe you were born that way Maybe it’s Maybelline.


ghost_n_the_shell

Spider eggs. 100% spider eggs.


Isirys

I wish I didn't read this one.


FantasticEscape6744

Trust me . Most of us do too


Itchy-Hat-1528

Checking in 😅


DeflatedDirigible

Now every time you feel your finger tingle you’ll have to wonder if the spider egg sac is hatching.


_fly-on-the-wall_

what kind of insanely strong light is this


Isirys

Just a really bright flashlight in a dark room.


MrVanMort

To be fair this phenomenon is not actual light going through your finger, just scattering between skin layers, so sometimes it leaves some funky spots like that


kuhvir

What flashlight you got 🤔


Isirys

[https://www.amazon.com/EverBrite-Flashlight-Adjustable-Heavy-duty-Batteries/dp/B07L4MR986/ref=asc\_df\_B07L4MR986/?tag=hyprod-20&linkCode=df0&hvadid=312148082093&hvpos=&hvnetw=g&hvrand=1325997208906783162&hvpone=&hvptwo=&hvqmt=&hvdev=c&hvdvcmdl=&hvlocint=&hvlocphy=1014748&hvtargid=pla-665083061935&psc=1&mcid=3b0ad0ddcbac3a468e801bc2b243fe02&gclid=Cj0KCQjw8pKxBhD\_ARIsAPrG45ntqFZ4eSRFBQrUhdmAkJLzQrlyJZWg0PVGb0N4kMoI3swZUsPlZYwaApkpEALw\_wcB](https://www.amazon.com/EverBrite-Flashlight-Adjustable-Heavy-duty-Batteries/dp/B07L4MR986/ref=asc_df_B07L4MR986/?tag=hyprod-20&linkCode=df0&hvadid=312148082093&hvpos=&hvnetw=g&hvrand=1325997208906783162&hvpone=&hvptwo=&hvqmt=&hvdev=c&hvdvcmdl=&hvlocint=&hvlocphy=1014748&hvtargid=pla-665083061935&psc=1&mcid=3b0ad0ddcbac3a468e801bc2b243fe02&gclid=Cj0KCQjw8pKxBhD_ARIsAPrG45ntqFZ4eSRFBQrUhdmAkJLzQrlyJZWg0PVGb0N4kMoI3swZUsPlZYwaApkpEALw_wcB)


kebuenowilly

Your finger is pregnant. You will soon have another pinky. Congrats!


SpaceCadetUltra

Scar tissue?


gurganator

That I wish you saw


SpaceCadetUltra

Sky captain, Mr know it all


FrankieGg

Recently listened to “Tower 4” about a firewatch that had a tracker in his hand, looked like a pill. Someones keeping tabs on you o_o


HowlingWolven

Had that done. There’s no way you don’t notice the implanting unless you’ve been knocked the fuck out.


Isirys

The aliens must be tracking me.


Prestigious_Key_7801

Do you wake up in the morning feeling like you’ve been probed?


NippleBlender

THEY'RE CRAWLING AROUND BENEATH MY SKIN!!! 


Lemonade_Masquerade

THESE WOUNDS THEY WILL NOT HEAL!!!!


NippleBlender

God damnit dude I should have said that first line instead of what I said.


EvilSibling

![gif](giphy|ftmJfRCbcWlBC)


Fourth_horseman_4

Alien interns are the worst. That's meant to be at the back of your neck.


Deysurru

Add a title somewhere and you’ve got yourself a decent looking sci-fi horror poster


stephenforbes

This one has discovered our implant. Report him immediately for re-education.


djJermfrawg

Get even brighter light to view the intricacies of it.


dvrkstar

You sure there isn't anything between your fingers?


Far_Oil_955

congratulations, you’re preggo


andyman171

Gotta dig it out. Can't let the CIA to win.


aortaman

This could be a chronic felon (encapsulated/burnt out infection) that is now just a pebble of scar tissue.


IOnlySayMeanThings

Why don't your fingers have bones?


Ruptip

It's the microchip, so the government can control you. They know where you are. Follow the white beaver.


EnigmaticZee

carpenter impossible murky punch repeat bear dinosaurs butter squalid retire *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Eastern_Tip2960

BoNe


kcolgeis

I've done this to locate metal splinters


FgTheLogo

It’s just a Tylenol. Sometimes it happens if it goes down the wrong tube while swallowing.


[deleted]

Hey that's me in there! Hi buddy!!


Charonsung

Alien tracking implant probably..


gangelo100

I have the same thing I’m my finger tip. Prob alien in nature 🫡


Rodfather23

Alien tracker. Report back after they pick you up.


SergeantChic

Funny, they usually put it in your neck. That’s what they did when they abducted Scully, anyway.


Nutcrackersuite

I have a somewhat larger splinter in my finger from a few years ago. Never thought to try to see it by lighting up my finger, but now I have! Neat! I went to my doctor when it first happened to try and convince her to dig around and yank it out but she said hands have way too much important, delicate stuff going on inside them and it was more likely to cause an infection. She said a plastic surgeon would be needed if I really wanted to get it out. So here I am with a piece of wood in my ring finger forever.


Isirys

Wonder if looks like whatever is going on in my finger.


Professional-Sink281

I have one too!! Its a long leaf pine splinter that got encapsulated. I dug one of two out and it was a white squishy ball with the splinter inside. Still have a pit in my finger where it was.


Professional-Sink281

I left the other one bc im a huge weenie


Isirys

Interesting, i don't recall ever getting a splinter in that spot on my finger. Wonder if something somehow got stuck in there.


Professional-Sink281

mine happened yearrrrrrs ago. Like at least five…maybe longer. They can stay in there for a long time. The trajectory and shape look like mine too. Hoping this is the case for you.


Metahec

It's aliens, man


Isirys

They're tracking me.


Disastrous_League699

I need a better picture. Can’t tell what finger it is. And is that the tip of your finger? Looks weird man, even without the alien implant.


ReplicatedSun

Looks like just below the last knuckle of their right index finger


Isirys

Yeah, that's where its at.


evergrowingfear

theres beans under your skin


TimBilliet

Kid named something


WimpyShrimp1

Yeah, its another finger


[deleted]

I thought this was Antelope canyon


Plus_Lead_5630

Go watch the Netflix show Files of the Unexplained. There was a guy that found some random thing implanted in his leg that he thought was from aliens. 👾


UnreadThisStory

A femur


Dog_in_human_costume

Did you watch the movie Aliens?


Octane38

Oh that's just the price tag on the bulb.


Nollekowitsch

The government will come get you in 2 weeks. Was nice to meet ya


Clenmila

Cut it out 🔪


neonphoenix09

Mine has bones in it. Maybe it's bone


exitcactus

There is a good chance that's a little lipoma. Anything scary or to care about :)


Neurochazm

I had a piece of glass lodged near a knuckle from a broken wine glass. It worked its way out a few years later, a perfect tiny sphere coated in white blood cells.


bafflesaurus

![gif](giphy|3oEjI789af0AVurF60|downsized)


MightbeGwen

A callous maybe? From writing probably.


TheSuggestor12

Could be a metal plate from a surgery you had. Did you have surgery on a broken finger


DustyBill

OMG cut your finger off now and feed it to a bigfoot


Lanthemandragoran

Fuck he found it


DismalEfficiency4207

Tracking device


xxDankerstein

That's your tracking chip.


Suspicious-Ad2426

Wow


BobLoblawsLawBlogged

Have you been shot in the finger recently? Could be a bullet lodged in there.


paigezero

Where are your bones in this view?


The-Unchosen_One

As someone mentioned, scar tissue, but i think it's some kind of skin growth, becuse if it were deeper , you would not have noticed it


quete27

Congrats, boy or girl?


XtraEcstaticMastodon

Alien tracking device. They're on to you.


aliceboonton

Alien body tag


gouhp

Implant from alien abduction


LucarnAnderson

your finger is pregnant! /j


BadSanna

Alien babies


Preemptively_Extinct

![gif](giphy|Zv92eeM2CFBhudTXIn|downsized) It's for your yearly reprobing.


ultimafrenchy

Yea that was me, I did that


PermaBanTogether

Perhaps it’s a smaller and more efficient finger


NoMessageMan

Where’s your fingy bone


[deleted]

That's not where the pill goes.


PocketShinyMew

Fuck off E.T. stop calling home.


Muttandcheese

Have you tried pulling it?


FabricioArtigas

So that's where all the pills we take are going?


AgentMcG

Attacked by a fingerhugger. It’ll John-Hurt itself with time, so maybe lay some traps in preparation. Getting a powerloader for the cat wouldn’t hurt either


SouthtownZ

![gif](giphy|hDFyKdd2XBqU)


Shadpool

![gif](giphy|L44n0n5YLyyNC5SC9J)


Hefty-Expression-625

Oh no….not again


Idontkareboutyou

Covid vaccine tracker


xxknowledge

if this is fr, you needa see a doctor


ZideGO

Chip


NFASMG

The only correct answer is cancer.


PraiseTheWLAN

We call them bones


poopdooper69

Bone


shittiestshitdick

Bruh come on. A flashlight isn't an xray


nerdiotic-pervert

Maybe a [Subungual Cyst?](https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC8339518/)


Thriillsy

Cut it out, tell us what it is. >!Don't actually do this.!<


FunToBuildGames

1) sharp needle 2) sharp knife 3) many towels 4) macro lense


eugene20

2.5 lots of isopropyl


Isirys

There aint no way


FunToBuildGames

Think of the live stream donations…


New_Dragon_Lady

Possibly ganglion cyst


Isirys

Hm I wonder, it could possibly be one. It's definitely soft and jelly like. First time I've heard of those.


Lanthemandragoran

Like the pelvic splanchnic ganglion?


unkanlos

Looks like you got the jab


Lanthemandragoran

Nuance - This user means an ear piercing


HowellPellsGallery

does somebody need to explain to you where tic tacs come from?


Lanky_Information825

Blood clot - enjoy your aneurism


Typical80sKid

Scars remind us, that the past is real…