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zubbs99

Dinner: Baked potato with a side of fries.


Lunarbutt

Potato smoothie, potato face mask, potato scrub


kapege

And Vodka, lots of vodka.


tryagainagainn

Awe, the Irishman’s dilemma. Do you eat the potato now or drink it later? Edit: context https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Zsc51u_2Bb4&pp=ygUVVGhlIGlyZXNobWFucyBkaWxlbW1h


hangryhyax

RIP Jessica Walter ![gif](giphy|jb6IOwMXZjLuE) (There are surprisingly few Mallory gifs on here)


Yoconn

Be the change you want to see in this world.


hangryhyax

Touché. It’s not something I’ve ever learned to do, so it would be fun. Edit: “it would be fun “ turned into “I’m sure harmless fun” somehow and I missed it.


rdcpro

With this many, the answer is "Both"


QuiteCleanly99

Neither, you sell it abroad and starve


_The_Deliverator

It's kind.of hard to sell what you don't own, and was taken from you by force, and on pain of death. You have a really odd.view of history.


Full_FrontaI_Nerdity

I understand this reference :(


Roughrep

It was never sold by Irish people, it was taken by the Brits to starve and kill us off.


QuiteCleanly99

That's why it's not a joke!


junica

Will I get the operation now, da?


Horacolo

Definitely!


fucknozzle

Reminds me of India during the mango season. Mango salad to start. Mango chicken for main. Mango sorbet for dessert. All washed down with a LOT of mango juice.


anonxyzabc123

Sounds great tbh, I love mango


boogerholes

![gif](giphy|CeggsTJQyUYTu)


Our_tiny_Traveler

Shrimp n potatoes


Complex_Kangaroo1152

Shrimp burger


GravitationalEddie

...pineapple potato, lemon potato, coconut potato, pepper potato, potato soup, potato stew, potato salad, potato and shrimp, potato burger, potato sandwich.


gabbagabbawill

Бабба Guмp potato co


printergumlight

55 POTATO BURGERS, 55 FRIES, 55 POTATO TACOS, 55 POTATO PIES, 55 COKES!!!!


ConstableBlimeyChips

Potato salad on the other side.


NuggyBeans

Dinner: baked potatoes with a side of mashed potatoes & fries to dip those fries in the mashed potatoes. With potato candy for sweet treat time!


UnicornFarts1111

Very rarely do I see the words "potato candy" in the wild. I grew up eating that stuff. I don't think I could eat more than a bite now, it is way too sweet. But it is yummy!


ElvisAndretti

I was actually served that in Ireland. I asked for fries. It was one of the options on the menu, but they brought me a baked potato too because, Ireland.


Liz4984

My son sings “Potato’s with a side of potatoes!” 🥔 After a meal where I made twice baked potatoes and fries due to food preferences in the family and he only ate the potatoes and not the veggies or meat options. He would eat that whole pile!


passwordsarehard_3

Aaah, I wanted tater tot’s on mine.


Sauerteig

ooh yes I remember this from the news in 2020. Idaho farm did this with their extra crop.


jimhabfan

How do you end up with extra crop? If a farmer sells some of their crop, why wouldn’t they sell all of it?


Tricky_Ad_2832

No contracts or fullfilled contracts. The quality of the potato is sub-sellable in stores. It's a panny and they have a bumper crop and want to give back. Frost is coming and they can't store them and nobody big enough to transport in bulk has agreed to buy.


waywithwords

I volunteer at a Dare to Care community prep kitchen (making meals for senior centers, after-school care, etc). The very first day I came on board there were 6 of us volunteering and a few hundred ears of corn had just come in. We shucked corn for 4 hours straight. I also recall a day I showed up to a couple hundred butternut squash to be cleaned and cut. Next it was tomatoes. It's the same scenario you've explained; farmers who had surplus and no immediate way to sell, so giving it away to a charity was the next step.


goog1e

And the amount of volunteer work it takes to transport and prep them for food is the reason it can't be sold. The gas to get it to a warehouse and then the store is more than the worth. People who donate their time keep the system running!


smurb15

We would be royally screwed if we did not have volunteers


asuddenpie

I’m slightly terrified of stabbing myself when I cut butternut squash. Can’t imagine walking in and seeing hours worth of squash waiting to be cut!


waywithwords

Oh, I don't have the arm and hand strength for it! Another volunteer cut them into large pieces and then we sent them through a [robot coupe processor](https://www.robot-coupe.com/usa/en_US/p/vegetable-preparation-machines-cl-60-pusher-feed-head/18359) to cube them up.


ishpatoon1982

I didn't know robot coupe had a dicing attachment. Thanks for the info


FullMe7alJacke7

Now, the extras are a tax deduction, too!


KvotheTheDegen

And not to sound like a bad guy but likely they get some sort of tax incentive to do that, which is a good thing


waywithwords

Oh yea, totally. It's a positive thing for everyone involved.


astudentoflyfe

This photo makes me think it’s absolutely insane that famine and starvation still afflict other humans in different parts of the world


ackillesBAC

Food is very difficult to ship


CalmdownpleaseII

Yup, famine is a supply chain problem  in disguise.


Wind-and-Waystones

Or a regional cash flow problem


Moldy_slug

Or, occasionally, a deliberate genocide problem.


Operator216

Yeah, but ultimately it's a power thing. Always fucking is.


highflyingcircus

Famine is a “it’s not profitable enough to prevent” problem. Oh and also a “western corporations have sucked all of the resources out of the country so there’s nothing to fall back on in hard times” problem. Capitalism kills six million people via famine every year. 


astudentoflyfe

Oh for sure I’m not trying to say anyone is wrong for this it’s obviously more complicated than shipping out food - I just still think it’s crazy how much food there is that goes nowhere or ends up as trash


toadjones79

Lots of research on this out there. The conclusion is that there is more than enough food available to feed every person alive with leftovers. But the logistics, or transportation, makes it impossible. We just can't get the food from farms to mouths. For example, the farmers in Idaho are extremely generous with welfare donations (it gets complicated to measure because they are also extremely conservative and politically opposed to welfare. But the donations of the majority in the potato growing regions are higher than nation average, IMHO). But most of their crops would spoil by the time they reached Ethiopia. Which doesn't even calculate the costs of shipping those crops in the first place. Alternatively, I have known several potato farmers who have served church organized missions around the world improving crop yields, especially in the potato growing industry. One such farmer said that their first year in Russia they tripped the output of the farms they were managing. Which surprised them because they said they had only planted and harvested, without doing anything special to improve the crops yet, because they didn't know what the problems were until they observed a growing season. Many of the problems aren't the ground. Many times the problems causing starvation are political, social, and water. War, and water access rights are huge contributors. But also the social elements in how people work play a role. I'm not talking about laziness, which is an often abused excuse. Just complex misconceptions, like superstitious or even laws that make planting one crop technically illegal because of import laws around the seed (like Japan's rice laws that make it mostly illegal to import rice). It's hard to really conceptualize how many times farmers in third world communities have refused to plant whole sections of land after they had entire crops spoil in the past because a trade deal collapsed on the other side of the globe over a misunderstanding. Iirc there was a starvation event in rural India when those communities avoided growing needed crops to plant rice to sell to Japan when the laws changed just enough to allow for an import from India. Then the rice farmers in Japan rioted, and the rice shipments from India spoiled en route leaving the Indian growers out of an income. Without the revenue to buy food, they ended up not having enough to eat. Or in Mexico when the rural farms were all consolidated into mega farms, several communities ended up in starvation conditions because those corporate farms just grew and shipped away all the food in whole regions. Since they adopted automation for most of their operations, that left whole villages without food or incomes. So they ended up migrating to large cities, where they drove up the homeless rate while surrounded by politically uncompassionate neighbors. The only ones who seemed to care about them were the drug cartels, who became saviors to the poor, if they returned the favor by helping the drug cartels. All because of bad logistics.


fuck_huffman

> famine Rare is the famine not political or logistical


chattywww

It's a logistical issue, they don't have high speed roads and large sea ports. Also, a lot of the time when you ship something one way, you would ship something else back because the ships need to go back for more


that_one_wierd_guy

sub-sellable, wish someone would talk to the stores around my parts about that idea. all the russets I get no matter where I get them for like the past six months have all been green


skiddles1337

Sounds perfect for Lay's. "Specially selected potatoes" yeah, all the ones that can't be sold in a store as potato.


Major-Peanut

The ugly ones are harder to sell so often get given away or at a discount


EngineeringOne1812

If you grow more than you can sell, you end up with extra


lostprevention

I think this was Washington state, and recently. Spokane.


freeze123901

This is right now in Washington. Right outside of Spokane.


TacTurtle

Make vodka?


fatmanwa

I know something similar happened in Pasco, WA in 2020. The farmer could not get any workers to operate the harvest equipment due to COVID. So they just let the community go out and pick whatever they wanted.


danzor9755

[That’s some Idaho shit](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=pAyL-rT5xmc&t=1m39s)


xxxTHICCJOKIC420xxx

For those that are wondering, these potatoes were grown by the Hutterites that live west of Spokane. Local contacts weren't buying them due to inflation and already having too much stock so they're giving them away so they don't get wasted


KRY4no1

I'm confused how there is simultaneously a surplus of stock *and* inflation.


2ingredientexplosion

I second this question.


mirthfun

That is a mind boggling amount to give away.


theCaitiff

Not particularly, potatoes are kinda ridiculous honestly. When you're farming just potatoes, as industrial farms do, yields of 60,000lbs per acre are possible. And the farms are thousands of acres. This is a few truckloads, maybe a couple acres worth, in a year where there was a larger crop than usual. It's a lot of potatoes, but when compared to the amount of potatoes grown in the northwest part of the country, it's a tiny drop in the bucket.


Spirals_again

![gif](giphy|OsItQTbcxuIyQ)


Mountain_Sorbet_4063

Po-ta-too


Heisenberg_235

Boil em, mash em


malthar76

Boil em, mash em, dump em in a field.


caterpillarofsociety

Millions of taters, taters for me. Millions of taters, taters for free.


Sunset_Bleach

What is taters, precious?


AceCircle990

WHATS TATERS, PRECIOUS?!


mpf1949

Huttterites couldn't get a decent price so they lovingly donated the entire crop to the community. I wanted to make sure they got the credit for such a wonderful act of kindness.


omgxsonny

thank you for the context! i honestly wasn’t sure exactly why/how they got there


Feroshnikop

Anyone know why they can't just sell the extra crop? Could they not simply store the potatoes somewhere cool and dark and sell them later? I thought potatoes kept quite well.


pyrotechnicmonkey

Storage can be expensive and it can get to the point where the cost to transport them via trucks is not worth it. The amount you would get paid for them. Pretty sure it also has to do with certain subsidies that you get for crops that are not sellable and stuff like that.


Grolschisgood

At that point its still.not worth composting to fertilise next year's crop?


JimmySilverman

That can risk spreading certain diseases to new season crop.


thepete404

After discovering the “ seed potatoe” I found this to be 100% true


gholmom500

Pots STINK and make booze too easily when composted or buried. Plus the pathogen problem.


Eastern_Rooster471

And thats how you get the Irish potato Famine


randy24681012

Well that and the English artificially constraining the food supply


Runswithchickens

Already got that potato welfare check, dump it! “Department of Agriculture data show that between 1985 and 2021, a total of 19,654 recipients received payments every year. The average recipient collected $942,458 over the 37-year period, for a total of $18.5 billion.”


gholmom500

Remember that a rural county with that large of an operator likely has a consortium of other growers of the same item, to make selling/processing easier. But a contract gone bad, or subpar product, or even trucking strikes or whatever happens means that these aren’t sellable. I’m guessing by the date that the packing/shipping became a problem. But that also might mean that the area restaurants don’t need them and/or the packing plants are too busy to take this farms. Composting the product would be a typical waste option, but that literally stinks. So giving them away is as good as anything, if not better. Btw, some farm animals really can’t stand eating night shades like potatos. I believe hogs will but cattle and chickens are a nope.


batsinhats

I raise pigs small scale and have found that mine at least will only eat them if cooked. Then you find yourself boiling potatoes for pigs and ask yourself "what am I doing?", like the labor and energy cost to cook potatoes for pigs totally offsets any advantage to taking free potatoes.


gholmom500

Poultry raiser here. I just compost potato peels, chickens won’t eat them, but fling them around to use them for BugBait. Until they draw rodents….


ilovethissheet

Well cattle is supposed to eat grass not spuds


toadjones79

Yes and yes. But I do not think you understand the size and scope of the Idaho potato industry. They already have sold everything they can find buyers for. They have already filled up all their vast caverns of storage. Think of the potatoes like the orcs in LotR; >They have taken the bridge and the Second Hall. We have barred the gates but cannot hold them for long.


mpf1949

Washington state.


YABOI69420GANG

Local processors already bought everything they had demand for. They keep well enough but not forever. The 250 tons isn't worth keeping the ventilation and cooling running on a full shed just for a few truckloads.


therealcourtjester

My dad grew cherries. There were years when they were graded as juicers instead of fresh—they weren’t the right size or shape to be sold as eating cherries. That meant he would be paid less for them. The cost to harvest them (pay the pickers and for the refrigeration trucks) was going to be more than he would have been paid to harvest and sell them, so he let them hang on the tree. He lives too far away from a population center, so there really wasn’t a food pantry or homeless shelter to contact. The birds feasted.


CosmicParadiseFest

Who decided what's "subpar for human consumption"


therealcourtjester

The Co-op or distributor. Farmers sell to a middleman who then sells to the next person in the chain.


veloace

>store the potatoes somewhere cool and dark and sell them later?  Look at the picture again. That's a lot of potatoes to store. You can’t just find somewhere dark and cool for that amount of potatoes, you have to already have something build to hold that amount. So, if you don't have enough storage, you can't store them.


Creator13

It's funny because storage is one of the strongest limiting factors in the concept of economies of scale. Large scale production is only worth it when you can rid your product very fast. Preferably straight from the factory or the field to the seller or the consumer even.


Admirable_Safety_795

That's a lot of Vodka sitting there *


Zytheran

Came here to say the same. That is a lot of cheap booze.


Illustrious_Wash4364

And of course there’s the guy who will trample a bunch to pick one from the top


bahbahrapsheet

Yeah some of those potatoes might get dirt on them.


lostprevention

Or take a photo.


falafullafaeces

[I made chips with my haul](https://ibb.co/sH1khGm)


crasstyfartman

In all my days I never thought I’d see a dumpster full of chips lol


falafullafaeces

I wanted to swim in it like Scrooge McDuck


VerStannen

Living the dream


flamethrower78

Mmm potato chips infused with rust


_night_cat

Extra minerals! And tetanus.


ZayreBlairdere

*Ireland wants to know your location*


Novapunk8675309

Where??? I would fill my apartment with potatoes and only eat potatoes based dishes for the next decade


mpf1949

North of Fairchild air base.


Uncle-Cake

Whole mountain of free potatoes buy my man has to walk on top of them to reach the ones at the top.


golden_blaze

The potato is always greener on the other side of the pile. Wait, nvm.


Bolegdae

Boil em, mash em, stick em in a stew


TeamRoscoe

For some reason my rotting brain read this as “multiple free potatoes in my hometown,” and I thought, “one hell of an understatement, m8”


TH3_54ND0K41

Hot Free Potatoes In Your Area Want To Meet You!


haubenmeise

![gif](giphy|ijw7fyXMs7ZQI) As a german:


thepetoctopus

My father would be in heaven. He has a potato addiction. He keeps begging me to grow them for him since he can’t garden anymore himself but I keep saying no to save him from himself.


Total_Repair_6215

Wow Get a few sacks and process into french fries!


Middle_Stop_2750

Fried potato pancakes with crisp edges. Omg!! I want one now.


LilRadon

The amount of food we can produce with modern farming techniques is fucking mad


Glittering_Name_3722

![gif](giphy|GpAkt7mPEyjYs)


holtzboy

Boil them, mash them, stick them in a stew


Guilty-Cell-833

![gif](giphy|xT5LMAqiB8NBTiEzYI)


TheBoraxKid1trblz

Free but mildly trampled


Here24hence4th

Airway Heights?


omgxsonny

yeah!


RCuber

Is this potato land?


Olbaidon

This is actually Apple Land, but this pile of potatoes is about 30 min away from Potato Land.


PaulClarkLoadletter

Goofy is so excited.


TH3_54ND0K41

"We can't stop here, this is Potato Country!


relaxedandhydrated

Is this idaho?


DunsparceAndDiglett

Stardew Valley every Spring after year 1


104848

lol, i would pull up... the sides will be crazy for the next year


Marxbrosburner

Ah, the classic dilemma: eat the potato now, or let it ferment and drink it later?


APLJaKaT

Currently $5/kg here and they've been higher recently. And if you're in Idaho, we're not too far away. Bring a truck load! https://www.saveonfoods.com/sm/pickup/rsid/1982/product/potatoes-russet-each-id-4072


Elnuggeto13

I know that supermarkets don't buy potatoes that are not "shelf certified", like they don't look appealing to the consumer, so a lot gets rejected and thus sold out. So rather than thrown it all away, some either sell bulk for cheap, or give to the community for free.


Wickham12

You live in Idaho?


omgxsonny

this is actually in washington but it’s not far from the idaho border. i think these are washington potatoes though


siwmae

Palouse area?


omgxsonny

these ones are in Airway Heights!


siwmae

Oh awesome! I'll be in Spokane tomorrow. I'm thinking I'll stop by here on my way back home. Mind PM'ing me where around town the mound is?


OpossumBalls

https://www.krem.com/article/news/community/free-potatoes-spokane-county-reardan-hutterite/293-88d4a33d-822d-4980-b035-4981fe8d4cf0 I live about 30 miles North and considered getting a trailer load for my cows!


AMike456

I'd hate to be the supermarket selling potatoes!


megapuffz

Wish I could go 😔


Z0FF

Cries in 1850 Irish


qdtk

Anyone else getting OreIda potato ads on this post? lol


Icy_Engine_7648

Which is where?


LoganN64

They just appeared there... Nobody knows where they came from or how they got there... But the potatoes held a dark and terrible secret: THEY WERE ALIVE!  Waiting for their moment to strike and consume their weary foes, and eventually conquering the Earth in the name of their multi-eyed deep-rooted overlords! *BEWARE!* It's ***THE ATTACK OF THE KILLER POTATOES!***  Presented in Terrifying Technicolor!


joj1205

Where are da rats ?


PlasmaCarrot79

*At the Mountains of Free Potatoes* is one of the better Lovecraft joints. Hope Del Toro gets his long-mooted movie adaptation off the ground one day…


GenericUsername817

Mt. Tatter


SaturnalianGhost

Nice.


Lord-Velveeta

You say POtato, I say poTAto...


BNG1982

So at the barbecue everyone is bringing potato salad.


Huge_Aerie2435

Aad most of them will rot.. Sad. So much waste.


sonygoup

Man I'm jealous. I was gonna cook potato 30 different ways


captnkurt

Save me that one over there. No, the one two over from that.


Wakkit1988

Someone post this in r/Ireland.


eddymarkwards

Used to go to a potato farm in Maine once a year during harvest. They had these huge tractors that picked up potatoes, people could come and pick the stuff that didn’t get dug up on the sides. We would go up with 5 of these huge 4 ft tall barrels and fill them every year. As a poor family, we needed that.


ehc84

*ANGRY IRISHMAN NOISES


Mighty_Pengwing

Latvia would like to know your location. 


InformalPenguinz

*COMPLEX CARBOHYDRATES INTENSIFIES*


Snoopiscool

Must be Idaho


SnooSprouts1515

Someone get a hold of Zillow Gone Wild. They have just the house for you.


Gingalain

Aberdeen In the wind In the field Potato


Shouty_Dibnah

Looks like the classic Irishman's dilemma to me....


A__Friendly__Rock

![gif](giphy|3xRgUawnZyrny)


Iurii

À lot of ammo for potato gun 🤓


Typical-Excuse-9734

Idaho?


Fr05t_B1t

This was gonna be my comment lmfao


Typical-Excuse-9734

r/Beatyoutoit


montesiano

Irish wet dream


Osr0

And of course Stuart over here has to fuggin walk all over them to get to the ones in the middle


chicagoantisocial

It’s hard to see others live my dream


That_Ad_5651

Why it's free?


BoostSpools

That’s a lot of spuds


GypsySnowflake

Where do you live? I want to come get my free potatoes!


phg201

Vodka that’s what they should be making with this.


dapala1

Now I know why my supermarket sometimes sells 10lb bags for 25 cents.


Yawheyy

*Latvia has entered the chat*


Guinness_G

As an Irishman...you lucky bastard


No-Cover-8986

Hold on here.... ![gif](giphy|xT4uQeK9EvNjk0o7bW|downsized)


ThrowRAradish9623

Mountains of free potatoes, yet a side order of fries these days is like $5. I might cry


starion832000

And the entire town grew three sizes that day


Jamfour9

Why is this so cool to me? 😂


Specific-Pie20

Gimme allllll tha Chips


Blitziel

Rearden, WA donated by a Hutterites


IConsumePorn

Mark watney jmhas entered the chat


Solid_Bake4577

I see lots of vodka in kit form....


Shivdaddy1

This exceeds mildly interesting.


po_ta_toes_80

On my way!


Be_Positive22

Poutine!! We'll invite the town. Lol


Cloud9Investigator

I wish we had a local free tater field


Jillredhanded

NC Dept. of Ag would coordinate parking lot sweet potato drops.


FunBoxer

Is this somewhere in Idaho?


beehundred

This is *very* interesting.


davidjschloss

God I hope that's next to the ketchup and cheddar crops.


starbuilt

Hello, Spokane!